The Four Wonders of the Wizarding World

Tonight, this spectacle is destined to be recorded in the History of Magic.

Whether it was William's clever scheme that tricked Fudge into attending Hogwarts;

After Fudge left the Ministry of Magic, Wizengamot held an emergency meeting and passed an impeachment resolution, completely eliminating his hope of remaining in office.

In fact, at some point in the future...

When the renowned historian of magic, Bathilda Bagshot, passed away, Hermione Granger, the student who had accompanied the old man through the final days of his life, inherited his entire estate.

While compiling Bathilda's notes on twentieth-century History of Magic, Hermione, upon reaching this particular incident, quoted her husband, William Stark:

"A person's destiny certainly depends on their own efforts, but the course of history must also be taken into account!"

After Voldemort's first downfall, stability became the top priority in the political situation of the United Kingdom Wizarding World.

What the people need is stability, and a minister who "governs by doing nothing" and doesn't need to be too capable.

At that time, inaction... was the greatest action!

It was against this historical backdrop that Fudge emerged as Dumbledore's primary tool.

But when Voldemort was resurrected and the Second Wizarding War broke out, the situation had already quietly changed.

This minister's inaction became the biggest... original sin, which will inevitably be crushed into the dust by the wheels of history.

Browsing through the vast sea of historical documents, even if they are just fragments, they can always allow later generations to savor the magnificent and exciting events.

However, people living in this era cannot escape the constraints of history and cannot yet see the far-reaching impact of this night.

For example, the young wizards at Hogwarts who were closest to this event.

Early in the morning, all the students entered the Great Hall before 7:30.

Hogwarts does not force students to get up early, but with the promulgation of Educational Decree, this "early reading" has become mandatory.

Upon arriving at the Great Hall, the boys and girls strictly adhered to the school rules, sitting at separate tables.

Wait a minute... Stark and Granger are sitting together, but what can you do when the professor is the one to catch them?

A professor can do whatever he wants.

But soon they discovered another pair of students who had violated school rules.

Cedric and Cho sat together and even openly displayed their affection.

That disgusting attitude of "You're heartless, you're cold-blooded, you're unreasonable," while she thought, "You're not heartless, you're not cold-blooded, you're not unreasonable."

Qiu was furious; no one had informed her about last night's dramatic scene.

"I can be a witness too!" Qiu said as she bandaged Cedric's wounded arm.

Cedric's injury was bleeding when I showed it to everyone yesterday, and it's still bleeding now.

At this rate, even if we consider the classic "filling and draining of a pool" approach, they would have dried up long ago.

It's neither math nor magic.

This was actually a new prank by the twins; Cedric wasn't injured at all.

As Umbridge said:

How could she possibly punish Cedric? It's more likely that he'd killed the old toad.

He's even deliberately bleeding now, just so Cedric can make Qiu feel sorry for him... It's all a setup.

Harry sat at the Gryffindor table, far away, and seeing this scene, he felt a pang of sadness; he even bent his fork in his grip.

Indeed, heartbreak is the best way to practice hand strength.

I want to report this anonymously!!

Unfortunately, he didn't see Umbridge.

At this time normally, Umbridge would already be in the Great Hall, catching students who were breaking the rules.

But it didn't appear today... Strange!

Not just Harry, almost all the students noticed this detail.

The professors sat at the faculty and staff desk, chatting and laughing, looking quite pleased with themselves.

Has Umbridge been injured and hospitalized again?

Where is Professor Umbridge?

Finally, a girl at the Gryffindor table called out.

Professor McGonagall looked up, adjusted her glasses, and said, "To put it simply, she's been arrested and sent to the Ministry of Magic."

After a moment of silence, the Great Hall suddenly erupted in cheers.

Many wizards huddled together, regardless of gender or affiliation, celebrating this joyous day.

As expected, Umbridge is someone who can single-handedly promote harmony among the four houses!

Filch suddenly appeared, shouting:

"Male and female students are walking together! And even hugging, which violates the Educational Decree!"

"That's how they should do it, you idiot spouting nonsense!" McGonagall shouted gleefully. "Go do something useful! Post this notice!"

I hereby declare:

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Those Educational Decree have all been abolished!

"Abolish... abolish?" Filch stammered, seemingly frightened.

"Yes, hurry up and go. Put away your handcuffs and whip. Your application for a school rule allowing appropriate corporal punishment of students won't be approved by me!"

Filch clearly thought Professor McGonagall had lost her mind, but he shrugged, took the notice, and staggered away, muttering to himself.

They seemed quite regretful about Umbridge's departure.

"Tsk tsk... Such a good professor, although he wasn't very good-looking, but his voice was so nice... It's such a pity he's gone like this."

Filch quickly posted the notice on the bulletin board at the entrance of the Great Hall.

The announcement was very simple:

The twenty-seven Educational Decree issued by Fudge are hereby repealed, and Umbridge is hereby forbidden from ever setting foot in Hogwarts again.

Snape will temporarily assume the duties of Defence Against Dark Magic!

The announcement did not dismiss Umbridge from her position as professor of Dark Magic.

How could Dumbledore bear to let his beloved Snape go on an adventure? Let him act as a proxy and have some fun.

As for the curse, let Umbridge, that "tall girl," bear it; she's a pretty good tool.

(Umbridge: Quack quack?)

Upon learning that Umbridge was gone and had been expelled from Hogwarts, all the students erupted in a frenzy.

Many students were excitedly tearing up their books; someone who didn't know better might have thought it was a graduating class.

The school also organized a grand parade, and Akali's Mystery Shop offered special free items:

A dragon made of green and gold sparks Accio in the corridor, spewing out brilliant red jets of air and making a crackling sound.

Brightly colored Kirov paper boats drifted around the campus, constantly releasing flaming Easter eggs;

The phantom tanks spewed out rows of smoke and fire, automatically writing insults against Umbridge in the air;

The terrifying Spider-Man kept popping out from the corners, self-destructing towards the little wizard, and then spraying butter.

The whole school went crazy.

When everyone saw the news in the latest Daily Prophet that the impeachment results were out and Fudge had stepped down in disgrace, the jubilation seemed to be spreading across the country.

Fudge has created an embarrassing historical record.

Although he was not the first minister to step down before completing seven years in office, he was the first minister to be impeached twice.

The key point is... the impeachment was successful.

Just four years earlier, when the Soviet Union Ministry of Magic collapsed, Fudge had laughed at Gorbachev, calling him an idiot.

Unexpectedly, everyone is Gorby Map, yet everyone is Gorby Map.

At the same time, Roh Tae-woo, the Minister for Magic of South Korea, was sentenced to 32 years in prison.

Across the Atlantic Ocean, Clinton, who had been successfully re-elected president, was also embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal.

He even defied the rules and committed a crime, engaging in a clandestine act with an intern in the White House.

In no time, the titles of East Gor, West Fudge, South Clin, North Roh resounded throughout the Wizarding World.

They are hailed as the F4 Supergroup, the Four Wonders of the Wizarding World!

I wonder who the next unlucky victim will be!

However, the predecessors used all sorts of methods—the destruction of their countries, imprisonment, impeachment, and removal from office—to make for a truly exciting and entertaining experience.

The pressure has all fallen on Clinton, who has just been re-elected.

After all, how could he face his three seniors if he didn't step down?

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