The Multitalented Fairy Li

Er Biao explained it in detail, and Su Ziyang took notes diligently.

The two exchanged ideas, and Su Ziyang gained even more knowledge. As the saying goes, "Studying alone without friends leads to ignorance and limited knowledge."

"Among three people walking together, there must be one who can teach me."

"Brother Biao, what you said is quite interesting." Su Ziyang reviewed his notes and found no mistakes or omissions.

"Brother Biao, how did you get that nose job? Tell me about it."

Teaching can boost a person's self-confidence and their grasp of knowledge. Er Biao said excitedly, and then started telling Su Ziyang how to make his nose bridge higher.

First, relax your forehead and gently massage all the acupoints on your head and face to fully relax your face.

The second step involves the legs. Have the person lie on their back, then bend their legs so that the angle between their thigh and calf is slightly less than 90 degrees (left for men, right for women). Then sit on the person's feet to hold their legs in place.

Then, place both hands on the person's knees and pull them forcefully towards your chest. Usually, pull 3-5 times, and the bridge of the nose will immediately appear to visibly rise.

"That's amazing? You actually tested it?"

This method is relatively simple; Er Biao explained it in just a few words.

"Yes, I've done it for a few female clients for free a few times, and they all saw noticeable changes, so I'm seriously learning how to do it. You can try it too; I think it's quite interesting."

"What? What does that mean?"

Fairy Li opened the door and came in, carrying some fruits such as oranges and bananas.

"Have some fruit. Oh dear, I went to several supermarkets before I could find some fresh strawberries. I'll wash some strawberries, and you two can have an orange first."

Fairy Li put the oranges and bananas away, then took two boxes of strawberries to wash them.

"Brother Biao, have an orange."

Su Ziyang handed Er Biao an orange. Er Biao ate the orange and then whispered, "Brother, there's also a method for increasing 'yj' (a euphemism for erectile dysfunction). Since your wife is back, I won't tell you now. I'll send it to you on WeChat when I have time. That's a bit private."

Su Ziyang smiled and nodded, "Okay, okay. As soon as possible."

After chatting for a while, it was already dinnertime. Su Ziyang suggested going out for barbecue, so the three of them went out to eat.

Since Er Biao had to get up early the next day to take the bus back, the two of them simply drank two beverages, ate some food, and that was it.

Originally, Fairy Li intended to go to Daoist Master Xiao Yang's place herself and leave Su Ziyang and Er Biao at home, but Er Biao sternly refused.

In the end, Su Ziyang and Fairy Li couldn't persuade Er Biao Er Biao otherwise, so they had no choice but to let him move out.

Back home, Fairy Li picked a small strawberry and put it in her mouth. "Why did you call him Brother Biao? In your Northeast China dialect, isn't 'Biao' an insult?"

"Sometimes I compliment people too." Su Ziyang casually made up a story, then his eyes darted around, giving Fairy Li a rather unkind look. "Hey, Zijun, didn't you say you think your senior has a great figure, and that you want to have a figure like hers? I've learned a new breast enhancement technique; I'll give you a massage later, see if it works."

Fairy Li ate a small strawberry, squinted at Su Ziyang, and said, "Su Ziyang, you've become naughty. Are you trying to take advantage of me? I already kissed you today, that was my first kiss. You still want to touch me? Dream on! You're so lucky."

"Oh dear, Zijun, I'm a gentleman. What do you think I am? I'm not that kind of person. Look at the notes I just took."

Su Ziyang handed over the notebook, which Fairy Li took and quickly glanced through. "This is acceptable! Why don't you give it a try? If it works, I'll reward you handsomely. I'm going to take a shower first?"

"Go."

Su Ziyang stared at his notebook, preparing to memorize the acupoints.

When Fairy Li came out of the bathroom, she was wearing a very short top. Her long, slender legs and bare skin reflected the light, making Su Ziyang swallow hard.

"Look at your lecherous face! Do you think you can do a proper job? If you're up to no good, don't blame my iron fist for being ruthless!"

Fairy Li pursed her lips, clenched her fist, and gestured towards Su Ziyang. Su Ziyang actually felt that Fairy Li's Little Hand was carrying a gust of wind.

"Maybe we should just give up. I can't stand this torture. You should go to bed; I need to meditate and practice my qigong."

Su Ziyang covered his eyes and turned his back.

"Come here, train your composure. Hurry up and heal me."

Fairy Li grabbed Su Ziyang Su Ziyang's hand and pulled him into the house.

What is a state of enlightenment? Su Ziyang felt that he had entered a state of enlightenment.

Now that Fairy Li is under his command, Su Ziyang no longer treats Fairy Li as a person. Now, Su Ziyang's eyes are only on the flow of qi and blood, the order of meridians, and the location of acupoints.

When Su Ziyang held Fairy Li's small foot and pressed her Yongquan acupoint, Fairy Li couldn't help but let out a soft moan. "Susu, it hurts..."

With just that one sound, Su Ziyang quickly bit his tongue, and only then did he regain his senses.

"What a terrible thing to do..."

After completing all the techniques, Su Ziyang's hands were trembling, and his forehead was covered in sweat.

"Are you tired? Go wipe your sweat."

Fairy Li handed Su Ziyang a wet wipe to wipe his sweat. Su Ziyang took the wipe and wiped his face himself. "Grandma, I beg you. Just go to sleep now, I'll be very grateful. Don't touch me, okay? I'm going out now, you can sleep here by yourself tonight."

Su Ziyang rushed out of the bedroom as if fleeing, then slammed the bedroom door shut.

Fairy Li sat on the bed, pouted, then covered her mouth and chuckled, "Silly girl, aren't you?"

After the massage, Fairy Li felt her blood flowing smoothly throughout her body and drifted off to sleep feeling completely relaxed.

Su Ziyang was anything but calm in the living room. After taking a couple of sips of iced tea and eating two oranges, Su Ziyang started pacing around the room, chanting. "Exhale... inhale... relax. A clear mind remains unperturbed even if the sky falls, calm amidst all changes, a tranquil spirit, untouched by worldly dust..."

With the blessing of the Ice Heart Art, Su Ziyang's agitated heart gradually calmed down.

"Ugh, what a terrible thing to do."

Su Ziyang shook his head, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then sat down on the futon.

In the Western world, desire is said to be the result of the secretion of substances that produce excitement and pleasure, such as dopamine.

In Traditional Chinese Medicine, this substance is actually composed of heart fire and kidney water.

The heart fire is like the wick of a lamp, and the kidney water is like the oil. When the heart fire burns, it excites the heart, but it consumes the lamp oil. Therefore, appropriate abstinence has certain benefits.

The key point is appropriateness.

The next day, after Su Ziyang opened his eyes on the futon, he found that Fairy Li was still asleep this time, so he pushed open the door and went into the bedroom.

Despite her usual ladylike demeanor, Fairy Li's sleeping posture was quite unseemly; her undergarments from yesterday only covered a limited area, which stirred a surge of heat in Su Ziyang's heart.

"Zijun, get up and eat." Su Ziyang called softly, and Fairy Li slowly opened her eyes.

"Hmm, hum hum hum." She opened her eyes and started humming. Su Ziyang sat on the edge of the bed and watched Fairy Li humming with a smile. Fairy Li hummed twice, then stretched out her arms to Su Ziyang, indicating that Su Ziyang should hug her.

Su Ziyang picked up Fairy Li, and Fairy Li gave Su Ziyang a kiss on the cheek.

Good morning, Susu. Get up, wash up, and eat.

Fairy Li got out of bed, tidied the bedding, and went into the washroom to wash up.

"Let's go to that Little Fortune and Prosperity's wonton place you mentioned last time, do you want some?"

Su Ziyang asked from outside the bathroom door.

"Okay, go, go, let's eat wontons. I also want their three-delicacy filling."

Fairy Li a pure little foodie; the mention of food instantly perks her up.

After dinner, the two went home and settled in. Su Ziyang sat in the living room reading a book, while Fairy Li held her laptop and kept looking at something.

Neither of them spoke, but the atmosphere in the room was indeed unusually quiet and harmonious.

Ah~

Su Ziyang was getting tired of reading, so he put the book away and went to Fairy Li's side. Upon closer inspection, he saw that Fairy Li was actually making a drawing.

"Zijun, this is interior design, right? You know about this?"

After asking a question, Su Ziyang realized that it seemed to be true and yet it wasn't, because Su Ziyang found a Bazi (Four Pillars of Destiny) chart and a Zi Wei Dou Shu (Purple Star Astrology) chart next to him.

Fairy Li is designing the feng shui of this person's home based on their birth chart.

"Go, go, go once. Adults do the work, kids shouldn't watch. Wash the strawberries I bought yesterday, there's still a box left, I'm kind of craving some."

Fairy Li didn't like Su Ziyang getting involved in her affairs, so she gave Su Ziyang a push, and Su Ziyang could only obediently go wash the strawberries.

"Hmm~ I'll eat the strawberry tip, you eat the butt. Eating the butt brings good fortune..."

Su Ziyang didn't understand Fairy Li's logic, so he could only obediently take the half-bitten strawberry butt and put it in his mouth.

After eating half a box of strawberry-shaped snacks, Fairy Li finally finished her work. "Oh dear, this client is finally done. We can rest now. How about we go to Yang Yang Daoist Temple for some vegetarian food at noon?"

"Okay, whatever you say."

Su Ziyang nodded.

"Let's go, let's set off and see what Yang Yang is up to."

Fairy Li put the notebook on the table, grabbed Su Ziyang's hand, and ran outside.

When the two arrived, Daoist Master Xiao Yang was burning incense and playing the zither in his room. Upon seeing them, Daoist Master Xiao Yang stopped playing and touched the strings.

"Oh dear, Yang Yang's practicing the piano. I was bored, so I asked Susu to come with me to see you. You don't mind, do you? Hehe."

Fairy Li smiled as she put her arm around Daoist Master Xiao Yang's arm.

"What are you saying? I'm overjoyed that you two are here. Why don't you play a tune?"

Su Ziyang had never seen Fairy Li play the zither, and he didn't even know that Fairy Li had such a skill.

The sound of "Eighteen Songs of Eighteen Songs of a Nomad Flute" left Su Ziyang with a dazed look in his eyes.

"What? Sleepy? No artistic talent at all. Humph."

When Fairy Li stopped listening, Su Ziyang was still sitting to the side, completely absorbed in the music. Fairy Li thought Su Ziyang was getting sleepy, so she went over and pulled Su Ziyang aside.

"It sounds so beautiful, I'm completely captivated."

"You know how to talk."

The three chatted for a while, Daoist Yang Yang mentioned that there were two junior disciples practicing the Fuwa Gong in the training area behind, and asked Fairy Li to go over and give them some guidance.

When Fairy Li flicked her whisk with a loud crackling sound, Su Ziyang finally understood why Fairy Li's little fist had sent a gust of wind through him yesterday...