Douluo: Make Gangzi Wear a Skirt, I Need to Check In
Chapter 23

Stealing Immortal Herbs? Destroying the Cave Abode? Framing Tang San?

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Ever since Wang Changsheng appeared.

Yu Xiaogang had endured who knew how much pain.

The matter of Liu Erlong in particular had caused him pain to the extreme.

And now.

Wang Changsheng had even come to his door to provoke him?

He wanted to build his happiness on Yu Xiaogang's pain?

If this could be tolerated.

What couldn't?

Yu Xiaogang, who had forcibly suppressed his anger for days, sprang to his feet and finally erupted, roaring on the spot.

"Wang Changsheng, you beast! Don't think you can truly be invincible under heaven! As a god, you keep meddling in mortal affairs and breaking the divine rules. Sooner or later, you'll die a more miserable death than anyone!"

Wang Changsheng was slightly taken aback.

Oh?

Yu Xiaogang actually knew about gods?

What a pity.

He wasn't an ordinary god.

His cultivation realm was always one major realm above the strongest.

No god in the Douluo Plane could do anything to him.

"Gangzi, who gave you the dog's guts to speak to this god like that? Believe it or not, I'll throw you into a cesspit." This was the first time Wang Changsheng had referred to himself as "this god," and he used it against Yu Xiaogang.

He sat on the bench with his hands resting casually at his sides, leaning back against the backrest in an arrogant pose.

Yu Xiaogang's old face had already gone numb.

Hadn't he suffered enough humiliation?

First, he had worn a skirt, stuck out his tongue, and made V-signs with both hands in the street.

Later, he had joined Tang San in putting on an act atop a roof.

And now Wang Changsheng had taken Liu Erlong, the love of his life, for himself.

What difference would it make if he were thrown into a cesspit?

"Wang Changsheng, you can humiliate me however you like, but please don't make things difficult for Erlong anymore, all right?" Yu Xiaogang spoke through gritted teeth, his tone forceful. He was by no means pleading, but spoke with helpless grief and indignation.

"No!"

Wang Changsheng refused without hesitation.

Then.

He gave Yu Xiaogang a casual once-over and continued humiliating him.

"Gangzi, I really don't understand what you're so worked up about."

"I know Flender brought you and Aunt Erlong together as husband and wife in spirit. In other words, all you need is Aunt Erlong's heart, while what I need is her body. There's no conflict, is there?"

At those words.

Yu Xiaogang's eyes bulged round as bronze bells.

Shameless Wang Changsheng really was shameless enough.

"I'm not arguing with a bastard like you. I believe you know better than I do what punishment awaits those who break the divine rules. Even if you're the strongest god in heaven and earth, the other gods will join forces to kill you."

Wang Changsheng smiled without a word.

Perhaps.

This was the only hope in Yu Xiaogang's heart?

What a pity.

The powerful attributes the system had given him were simply heaven-defying.

Even if the Five Great God Kings joined forces with every god in the Divine Realm, as long as he didn't fail to sign in, he would be invincible.

That said.

If one day he really did fail to sign in.

He would use his immense divine power to wipe out the Douluo protagonists' group before midnight arrived.

The Shrek men's group, for example.

Asura, Sea God, and the others in the Divine Realm.

Leaving Tang San with no hope of being resurrected.

That was also his final trump card.

Of course.

There was no need to tell Yu Xiaogang any of that.

No matter what Yu Xiaogang had to say, he was a clown in Wang Changsheng's eyes.

"Gangzi, I just love listening to you talk. Coming to Shrek is like coming home. Everyone here is talented, and they all speak so pleasantly. Come on, keep spouting nonsense with a straight face."

Yu Xiaogang's old face darkened.

His powerful, compelling analysis was just bullshit in Wang Changsheng's eyes?

Ridiculous.

He really had read records concerning gods.

The more wildly Wang Changsheng acted now, the more miserably he would die in the end. It was only a matter of time.

"Sorry, I don't have time."

Yu Xiaogang turned away coldly, unwilling to waste any more words on Wang Changsheng.

Just then.

A powerful fluctuation of Soul Power flashed from the direction of Tang San's room.

Flender came flying through the air.

"Xiaogang, it looks like someone has taken Little San. Hurry, let's go after them."

"All right."

No sooner had Yu Xiaogang and Flender left than Liu Erlong also set off in pursuit of that mysterious power.

Wang Changsheng remained motionless on the bench, watching the three leave one after another.

[Ding...] [Today's mission has been updated] [Host, please snatch all the Immortal Herbs in front of Tang San, destroy Dugu Bo's cave abode, and then make Tang San point at Dugu Bo's nose and declare: "Anything I, Tang San, set my sights on belongs to the Tang family. What the hell business is it of yours if I destroy my own family's cave abode?" Then sign in.]

Wang Changsheng smiled faintly.

He had long since sensed that the power just now came from Dugu Bo, the weakest Titled Douluo.

Moreover, the man had been lingering nearby for several days.

After all, with a god like Wang Changsheng holding the fort, Dugu Bo didn't dare show himself rashly.

At that moment.

Wang Changsheng immediately stood and vanished from the spot.

With this sign-in mission, he could not only snatch the Immortal Herbs but also deepen the hatred between Dugu Bo and Tang San. It was truly killing two birds with one stone.

Sunset Forest, a cave.

An old man clad in green armor, with a green presence rising all around him, was none other than Dugu Bo.

He gazed coldly at Tang San, who lay sprawled on the ground.

If not for Wang Changsheng, he would have captured Tang San long ago.

He had been observing for days and had only acted to capture Tang San after determining that Wang Changsheng wasn't protecting Shrek Academy.

He had originally intended to vent his granddaughter's anger.

But Tang San had unexpectedly revealed the hidden truth in a single remark, describing precisely the pain of the poison eating away at his body and when the attacks occurred.

He even claimed he could treat him?

Thus.

Dugu Bo decided to give it a try.

"Boy, listen to me carefully."

"If you can really concoct an antidote and rid me of the poison, I can consider letting you off."

"If you dare play tricks on me, I'll make sure you die without a burial place."

With that.

Dugu Bo noticed a disturbance outside the cave and flashed away to investigate.

Once Dugu Bo was gone.

Tang San climbed to his feet and began searching for herbs to concoct an antidote.

When he came to a patch of flowers, the sight before him stunned him.

Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower?

Snow-Colored Swan Kiss?

Aromatic Silk Beauty?

Lovesick Heartbreak Red?

These were all Immortal Herbs recorded in the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record.

He had never imagined he would find them on the Douluo Continent.

Tang San wasted no time. He immediately entered the flower patch and picked every Immortal Herb he recognized.

Before long.

He gazed at his harvest in great excitement.

These Immortal Herbs were all top-grade. Taking them would not only strengthen his foundation and cleanse his body of impurities, but also rapidly raise his Soul Power, and greatly increase his cultivation speed thereafter.

Under Wang Changsheng's pressure, Tang San's hopes soared in an instant.

Perhaps these Immortal Herbs were what would allow him to surpass Wang Changsheng.

Hm?

Tang San suddenly caught a scent.

He put the Immortal Herbs in his hands into his belt for the time being and came to a hot spring.

He froze like a wooden chicken.

What was this?

The Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well?

Moreover, because they had long been nourished by the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, two Immortal Herbs had grown beside the red and blue hot springs.

Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass.

Infernal Delicate Apricot.

Joy spread across Tang San's face. The previous Immortal Herbs had already been rare and precious, and now, with these two added, his confidence in surpassing Wang Changsheng grew considerably.

There was no time to lose. Tang San summoned his Blue Silver Grass and used its vines to cut the two Immortal Herbs with Ultimate Attributes across their stems and bring them before him.

Just as he was about to take them.

Wang Changsheng, who had been watching from the shadows, immediately appeared and stood before Tang San.

"Little Scumbag, what are you doing?"

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