Douluo: Make Gangzi Wear a Skirt, I Need to Check In
Chapter 5

Liu Erlong Flew into a Rage, Giving Even a God No Face

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There were no trash Martial Souls.

Only trash Soul Masters?

That again?

Everyone was utterly baffled.

At times like these, Yu Xiaogang would usually give free rein to his so-called theories.

"I once read an account of gods in an ancient book. Gods cannot change their own age. Wang Changsheng was able to become a god at eighteen, and you are all among the best of your peers. In the future, you will surely surpass Wang Changsheng."

"So you don't need to feel discouraged."

Those words

rolled off Yu Xiaogang's tongue without so much as a blush or a flutter of his heart.

Surprisingly, none of Shrek's teachers or students argued. Fighting spirit surged in their eyes, and it was as though they had endless strength coursing through their bodies.

As everyone knew,

the further one progressed in cultivating Soul Power, the harder every step became.

After hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, everyone seemed to feel that cultivation was no longer so difficult. Instead, it had become as easy as turning over a hand.

Ma Hongjun was the first to speak up.

"Grandmaster's analysis is right! We're known as Little Monsters. There's no way we'll be any worse than Wang Changsheng."

Dai Mubai's evil eyes turned cold. He clenched a fist and raised it before his chest.

"My goal is no longer to become a Titled Douluo. Before I turn eighteen, I'll definitely raise my Soul Power to level 160 and surpass Wang Changsheng."

Yu Xiaogang had intended to put everyone's minds at ease.

Seeing their confidence soar,

he secretly breathed a long sigh of relief on the one hand.

On the other, he could not help feeling panicked.

Eighteen years old?

Becoming a level 160 god?

How was that possible?

Even Tang Hao, the youngest Titled Douluo on the entire continent, could only reach the rank of Titled Douluo.

But

the blow Wang Changsheng had dealt them was simply too great. He had no choice but to make grand promises and bolster their spirits.

To make the lie more convincing, Yu Xiaogang continued.

"Diligent cultivation is only one part of it. In addition, you need my unique teaching methods. Flender and I can no longer achieve it in our lifetime, but you are all young, in the golden years for cultivation. If you don't reach..."

Yu Xiaogang left the rest unsaid.

The students who had followed him for years understood what he meant.

Ma Hongjun patted his chest.

"Grandmaster, I understand."

"There are no trash Martial Souls, only trash Soul Masters. If we can't do it, that can only mean we're trash."

"Grandmaster's theories are in a class of their own. With your teaching, we'll definitely become gods at eighteen and surpass Wang Changsheng."

Tang San remained silent.

His gaze was unusually resolute. He chose to believe Yu Xiaogang unconditionally.

It was as though everything Yu Xiaogang said was only natural.

He did not know whether others could do it, but in any case, he could raise his Soul Power to level 160 before turning eighteen and become the strongest ruler under the heavens of the Douluo Continent.

Everyone was in high spirits. The gloom hanging over their hearts had vanished, and they were full of hope for the future.

At that moment,

Flender quietly edged over to Yu Xiaogang.

"Xiaogang, you really pulled one over on the Little Monsters this time. Become a level 160 god at eighteen? How is that possible? Even becoming Titled Douluo at eighteen would be a fairy tale for them."

Yu Xiaogang's aged face darkened.

"You think I wanted to do this?"

"Didn't you see that the students' Dao hearts were shattered? I could only restore their confidence this way."

How could Flender not understand the painstaking thought behind Yu Xiaogang's actions?

After a long sigh, Shrek's teachers and students departed into the distance, eventually entering the Blue Tyrant Academy.

The following afternoon,

in a hotel room,

Wang Changsheng slowly opened his eyes as he lay in bed.

He had spent the whole previous night thinking about his plans for the future and had not fallen asleep until dawn, so he had gotten up late.

His cultivation stood an entire major realm above the strongest person in this plane, but he needed to sign in to maintain it.

Who could guarantee that he would not fail a sign-in someday?

If he ran into someone stubborn enough to refuse to cooperate no matter what, he would face mad retaliation from a steady stream of enemies.

Therefore,

while he had time, he had to vigorously build up his money, power, women...

Women in particular.

He had to make up for lost time with them.

He might die someday after failing a sign-in.

When that happened,

at least he would have had them.

That was the path he would take in the future.

[Ding...] [Today's sign-in task has been updated] [Host, find Tang San and tie him to the back of a chair in the room. Sit on the edge of the bed with Xiao Wu, and threaten her with the words: "Xiao Wu, you don't want anything to happen to Tang San either, do you?"]

Wang Changsheng sat up and stroked his chin in thought.

According to the sign-in task's description, he only had to set up the scene and say the line to Xiao Wu.

But

he already had plans for the future. How could he let Xiao Wu off so easily?

With that thought, Wang Changsheng's figure flickered, and he vanished from the hotel bed.

The next moment,

he appeared on the mountain behind the Blue Tyrant Academy.

He heard a babble of voices coming from the wooden house in front of him.

"Boss Fu, I've decided. From now on, you'll be the dean of this academy."

"Sister Erlong, what did you say?"

Standing outside the door, Wang Changsheng naturally knew that after Shrek's teachers and students were driven out of the Heaven Dou Royal Academy, they had reunited here with Yu Xiaogang's former girlfriend, Liu Erlong.

"Anyone breathing in there? Come out and talk."

Everyone in the wooden house froze, then filed outside.

"Who are you?" Liu Erlong wore black leather clothes that showed off her sexy figure, but her voice was full of irritation. After all, the other party had been rude first.

Before Wang Changsheng could answer,

the faces of Shrek's teachers and students darkened, each looking more displeased than the last.

Yu Xiaogang in particular recalled the humiliating sight he had made the day before, wearing a skirt and sticking out his tongue in the street.

What made it even more infuriating was that he did not dare lose his temper. He could only endure it, while still showing a god the basic courtesy he was due.

"Lord Sunlight, what can we do for you?"

Wang Changsheng deliberately looked Yu Xiaogang up and down.

Finally, he put on a surprised expression.

"Grandmaster, where's the skirt you were wearing? I almost didn't recognize you."

Dark lines covered Yu Xiaogang's face.

"Xiaogang? Who is he? What does he mean, the skirt you were wearing?" Liu Erlong knew nothing about it. She stood beside Yu Xiaogang and asked in confusion.

Clearly,

everyone had chosen to keep the matter secret, and no one had told Liu Erlong.

Remembering how many passersby had watched in the street yesterday, Flender knew Liu Erlong would find out sooner or later. With Wang Changsheng's remark just now, it was already out in the open, so he told her the truth.

"Yesterday, he forced Xiaogang to put on Xiao Wu's skirt, squat in the street, make V signs with both hands, and stick out his tongue."

"What? You dared bully Xiaogang like that? I'll kill you!" Liu Erlong flew into a rage and rolled up her sleeves, taking a step forward, only for Flender to raise a hand and stop her.

"Erlong, he's a level 160 god. Don't be impulsive."

A god?

Liu Erlong was stunned at first, finding it inconceivable.

But she quickly returned to her true, tyrannosaurus-like nature.

"So what if he's a level 200 god? He humiliated and bullied Xiaogang in the street. That's the same as humiliating me! I'll make him regret ever coming into this world. Boss Fu, get out of my way."

To Liu Erlong,

Yu Xiaogang was her heaven and her earth.

The two of them could not love each other because they were related by blood, and they had been separated for many years. Now that they were reunited, she had secretly sworn to cast aside so-called morality and ethics and stay with Yu Xiaogang for the rest of her life, never letting go. How could she tolerate anyone bullying the man she loved?

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