In the Name of Farts
As Gu Yuena watched the divine Divine Power vanish into thin air, before she could even figure out why, a ripple of space silently spread across the void behind her.
A fair, delicate hand suddenly reached out and grabbed her by the back of the neck, sealing her fate.
"Ah!"
With her neck restrained, Gu Yuena stiffened and immediately became docile, shrugging her shoulders.
She stiffly turned her head, and what came into view was a face exactly like hers, but with a look of helplessness on it.
While Gu Yue was exploiting the Goddess of Life, he suddenly realized that his divine Divine Power had inexplicably decreased, and only then did he discover that the girl had secretly slipped away by herself. He immediately rushed over.
This is also one of the drawbacks of clones. Clones need to abide by the law of conservation of energy. The Divine Power and Divine Power she consumes are all expended by the original body. It is precisely because of this that Gu Yue was able to quickly learn of Gu Yuena's whereabouts.
Gu Yuena blinked her watery purple eyes, hurriedly clasped her hands together, and begged for mercy in surrender:
"I was wrong, I know I was wrong. Let go!"
Seeing how quickly she admitted her mistake, yet how adeptly she seemed at repeating it next time, Gu Yue finally let go of her hand in an annoyed manner.
Before Gu Yuena could catch her breath, Gu Yue raised her hand and gave her a sharp rap on the forehead.
"Waaah..."
Gu Yuena covered her forehead with both hands, her eyes welling up with tears of grievance, her small mouth slightly pouting, looking at Gu Yue pitifully.
Gu Yue reprimanded sternly, "How many times have I told you? You must report to me before going out."
Seeing this, Gu Yuena was not afraid at all; instead, she stuck to him.
Two slender arms wrapped around Gu Yue's arms, and she nestled softly against him, swaying gently, her voice soft and sweet:
"Don't be angry... it's just for fun. It's not easy to come across something so fun. Look at them, aren't they all so interesting?"
Gu Yue felt a mix of amusement and helplessness.
Don't give me that crap.
He deliberately tensed up and tried to pull his arm away in a serious manner, but she only hugged him tighter.
Gu Yuena tilted her pretty face, which was exactly the same as Gu Yue's, and called out sweetly in her ear:
"Daddy... please, Daddy, just forgive me this once, okay?"
Gu Yue's body stiffened slightly, a faint heat brushing against his earlobe, making him feel uneasy.
Even though he knew the girl was pretending to be obedient, he couldn't resist her sweetly calling him "Daddy."
His heart softened, and he couldn't keep a straight face. He sighed helplessly and reached out to rub her head.
"I really can't do anything with you. This is a one-time exception, understand?"
Gu Yuena's purple eyes immediately curved into two sweet crescent moons. She rubbed her arm contentedly and giggled sweetly:
"Hehe, I knew Gu Yue was the best."
Gu Yue's lips twitched slightly, secretly amused. When apologizing, he called her "Dad" sweeter than anyone else, but the moment he turned around, he called her Gu Yue. He's really grown up and entered his rebellious phase.
"Take it easy, don't cause too much trouble. Those people are still very useful."
He gave a serious warning, tore open a spatial rift, and disappeared.
Watching Gu Yue leave, Gu Yuena's purple eyes darted around, and she immediately let her true nature shine through.
Below, the Golden Sacred Dragon was struggling to defend itself against the relentless attacks, its body becoming increasingly ethereal, and the battle was extremely tense.
Yu Xiaogang continued to ponder deeply, turning his short hair.
"Why?! Why is the power so much weaker than last time, even with the current research into Martial Soul Theory? What's wrong? It's not enough! It's far from enough! Director, quickly inject me with more Soul Power!"
Brother Jie, holding up their theoretical books, desperately channeled their Soul Power: "Hold on tight, Xiao Gang! Everyone, give it your all, inject some more!"
Under the resonance of the great work on Martial Soul Theory, violent energy and profound academic truths were poured in.
Yu Xiaogang felt his body brimming with power, and he threw his head back, letting out a blood-pumping roar:
"Modo modo! Kule die yi yi da, yi ku zuo--"
"His farts are like thunder, Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
Just as the Golden Sacred Dragon unleashed its Soul Skill, a stream of seven-colored Divine Power once again entered the Golden Sacred Dragon's body.
In that instant, heaven and earth stood still.
Rumble rumble--
A sound like the sky collapsing and the earth splitting apart rang out.
A visible, earthy-yellow shockwave swept across the entire area, breaking and shattering towering ancient trees, and blowing away fallen leaves and sand.
Caught off guard, the Sea Soul Master who rushed forward were all blown away by the shockwave, scattering like autumn leaves.
On the main battlefield of Sea God Island, Emperor Dai Tianfeng of Star Luo Emperor and Empress Zhu jointly unleashed the Hell White Tiger Martial Soul Fusion Skill, whose combat power was comparable to that of Super Douluo.
Faced with the opponent's terrifying combat power, the Sea Witch Douluo and the Sea Ghost Douluo joined forces to fight back, but they, who were only at the ordinary Titled Douluo level, were suppressed and forced to retreat step by step.
If it weren't for the Sea Witch Douluo's innate ability to read minds, which allowed her to predict the Hell White Tiger's attack routes in advance, the two would probably have been defeated long ago.
As a weapon Soul Master who focuses on Divine Power, she was naturally in charge of controlling the field from the rear. However, her opponent was too strong, forcing her to constantly change positions. Just as she was concentrating to find an opportunity, a roar suddenly sounded from behind.
The Sea Witch Douluo felt that the voice sounded strangely familiar. After a moment, a nightmarishly familiar scent entered her nostrils.
Just smelling that faint scent triggered her PTSD, and her eyes were filled with undisguised terror.
Back then, that Evil short-haired guy single-handedly slaughtered an entire city with a single fart—no, he even managed to make the residents of six other cities fall asleep on the spot from the stench.
"That familiar smell?"
The Sea Witch Douluo covered her mouth and nose, letting out a shrill cry:
"Is that the guy with the buzz cut? Quick! Send reinforcements to the rear!"
Looking at her masterpiece, Yu Xiaogang could no longer contain herself and burst into laughter:
"Powder! Grandwet Powder is finally back. Not enough! Still not enough! More, more! I need even more power!"
Looking at the spirited Yu Xiaogang, Brother Jiao's face was full of admiration. "Don't worry, Xiao Gang, we'll always be your support. Accept my Soul Power-- "
"Oh ho ho--"
Yu Xiaogang, receiving a massive influx of Soul Power, began to unleash Luo Sanpao's Soul Skill, raising his arm and shouting:
"First Soul Skill, Farts Like Thunder— Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
"Second Soul Skill, Fart Ruyan - Hypnotic Slumber Luo Sanpao!"
"Self-Created Soul Skill, Farts Like Landslides— Heaven-Collapsing and Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
"A new Soul Skill, farts like a tsunami— the Murky Waves Surging to the Heavens Luo Sanpao!"
"Hahaha--"
Yu Xiaogang frantically activated his Soul Ring, focusing on a powerful attack that sent bricks flying.
Luo Sanpao's massive dragon body convulsed violently, and his exhaust vents spewed out one after another like a machine gun.
The layers of force from his farts overlapped and swirled, and the foul-smelling air, guided by him, did not scatter but instead swirled with the airflow, instantly converging into a giant yellow whirlwind that stretched straight to the sky—in short, Fart Tornado.
The Sea Soul Master were surrounding and killing the group were all swept into the air by the gale, trapped in the foul storm. They not only suffered suffocating torment, but were also thrown around until they were dizzy and disoriented.