Douluo Continent: Simulating Douluo Dalu III to Screw Over Tang San

After rising into the air, the pink rose in its energy state flew toward the charging five monsters, then exploded right in their midst.

In an instant, the exploded pink rose turned into a pink mist that enveloped half the arena. The five monsters, along with Xiao Wu, who was still lying on the ground, were all shrouded in it.

Xiao Wu was already at death's door, so nothing much happened to her, but the five monsters had it rough.

Shrouded in the mist, the five monsters each breathed in the pink vapor. Before long, they all began to hallucinate.

They burst into laughter in the pink mist.

"Hee hee..."

"Ho ho ho..."

"Hahaha..."

"Jie jie jie..."

The different laughs each had a different flavor to them.

The laughter soon died down, but immediately afterward, the five monsters each began voicing what they wanted to say from the bottom of their hearts.

Ning Rongrong: "I was just bored, so I played along with them. Shitrek Seven Devils? What a disgusting name. This bunch has two sex fiends, one resentful woman, one ugly woman, one who only likes ugly women, and the last one's a closet pervert who uses disgusting incantations with his Soul Skills. Big Sausage? Well, I've got two thick slices of bread! Hmph, not one of these people is worthy of being my friend."

Dai Mubai: "Zhu Zhuqing, my little kitten, stop pretending. You traveled all this way to find your husband, so why act so reserved? Come here. I'll make sure you're in heaven. And Ning Rongrong, how dare you threaten this prince? I'll have to do you to vent my anger."

Zhu Zhuqing: "Damn Dai Mubai. Why does he get to run away and live it up while I have to bear all of this alone? That damned lecher. Twins, huh? Why can he play around but I can't? I'll cuckold him... I swear I'll cuckold him..."

Ma Hongjun: "Third Brother, Xiao Wu's so ugly that only you could fancy her. I'd rather visit the brothel a few times than look at Xiao Wu's face. Don't worry. Fatty here may be an omnivore, but I definitely won't fight you for Xiao Wu. Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing are pretty good, though, especially Zhu Zhuqing's full pair of..."

Oscar: "Rongrong... Rongrong... my Rongrong..."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... listen to yourselves. What kind of people are these Shitrek Seven Devils?" Listening from the side, Gong Xue couldn't help clicking her tongue in wonder.

Gong Miaomiao also spoke up. "The only one who seems a little normal is called Oscar, right? But don't you think he looks like a fool?"

"He really does look like a fool."

The remaining women all nodded in agreement.

"That's about enough, isn't it? Their Soul Power seems almost completely devoured." At that point, Gong Xi'er asked whether they could stop.

Gong Lan nodded in agreement. "Let's leave it at that, then!"

But Gong Xue's voice rang out again. "Oh, don't! Wait, wait! Look at that bald fatty. He's started taking his clothes off!"

Hearing that, the women all looked over and saw that the little fatty Ma Hongjun really was taking his clothes off.

"Huh... Zhu Zhuqing, why are you lying here? Can't you move?" Somehow, Ma Hongjun had walked over to Xiao Wu, who was lying on the ground. He even turned his head to look furtively left and right, checking whether anyone was watching.

Under the hallucinogenic effect, Ma Hongjun saw Xiao Wu as Zhu Zhuqing.

Xiao Wu was as helpless as Xiaolongnü after Ouyang Feng had sealed her acupoints.

Then, with a ripping sound, Xiao Wu's skirt was torn apart.

"Zhu Zhuqing, big brother's coming." Ma Hongjun twisted his backside and performed a strange dance. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought he was dancing the yangge!

"Stop... that's enough. Fifth, get rid of your mist, quickly." Gong Lan couldn't bear to watch anymore and immediately told Gong Xi'er to end the Soul Skill's effect.

Gong Xi'er nodded and casually snapped her fingers. The pink mist turned into streams of light that flew back and merged into her Martial Soul.

As the mist vanished, the mist the five monsters had inhaled also dissipated from their bodies, and they immediately came to their senses. But because their Soul Power had been almost completely devoured, they all collapsed weakly to the ground.

Ma Hongjun looked at Xiao Wu lying on the ground, his face full of horror. "What am I doing? That's terrifying! Xiao Wu's face... how could I possibly want to do that with Xiao Wu? Absolutely impossible! Fatty here may be an omnivore, but I'm a picky eater too. She's so ugly I couldn't possibly stomach her."

Chapter 62: Xiao Wu's Blessing in Disguise

"Hey... can you still go on or not? You won't fight, and you won't surrender. What exactly do you want?" The arena match had gone on this long and was already pointless, so Gong Xue said irritably, "If you still won't surrender, we'll have no choice but to throw you off the arena one by one."

On Shitrek's side, the five monsters exchanged glances after hearing Gong Xue's question. All five nodded in tacit agreement.

Dai Mubai then directly told the host they were surrendering, and the host ultimately declared the Rose Squad the winner.

After winning, the Rose Squad went straight back to the private room.

On Shitrek's side, Flender appeared, picked Xiao Wu up, and took her to a healing-type Soul Master for treatment. Tang San had been taken away by Yu Xiaogang shortly after being knocked off the arena.

As for Yu Xiaogang's plan to send the Rose Squad an invitation, Flender had long since forgotten all about it.

In the private room, Gong Yu smiled when he saw the Rose Squad return. "You all did well. To reward you, I'll give everyone seven days off when we get back. Seven days from now, I'll set out for Heaven Dou City."

"Great!" Gong Yu had barely finished speaking when Gong Xue jumped up in excitement.

"What's so great about it? You're the laziest of the lot." Gong Lan rolled her eyes at Gong Xue and spoke irritably.

"Hmph..." Gong Xue pouted and turned her face away, only to meet a look of disdain from Gong Niuniu. She then turned her face the other way.

Afterward, Gong Yu and the women each went to collect their winnings from that day's bets, then left the Great Soul Arena and returned to the hotel.

On Shitrek's side, the five monsters slowly returned to the dilapidated Shitrek Academy and went to their respective rooms to regulate their breathing.

In the classroom, meanwhile, two makeshift beds had been made by pushing tables together, with one person lying on each.

Beside them, Yu Xiaogang paced back and forth without stopping. Just listening to his footsteps was enough to make one irritable.

After pacing for a while, he stopped and looked anxiously out through the classroom door. "What's Flender doing? Why isn't he back yet? Is it that hard to find a healing-type Soul Master?"

As he spoke, Tang San, who was lying there, coughed twice, and blood began to flow constantly from the corner of his mouth.

"Little San, are you all right? Hold on a little longer. Flender will soon bring a healing-type Soul Master back to treat you." As Yu Xiaogang spoke to Tang San, he took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood from the corner of Tang San's mouth.

Tang San was indeed badly injured. His chest had caved in, several ribs were broken, and his internal organs had shifted out of place. If the Mysterious Heaven Skill hadn't protected him, he would probably have been dead by now.

After waiting a little longer, Flender still hadn't returned, but a one-armed man walked into the classroom. It was Tang Hao.

Tang Hao was carrying a sack over his right shoulder, and there was a person inside it.

He lowered the sack from his shoulder and untied it, revealing the face of the person inside.

"Your Excellency Haotian!" Yu Xiaogang looked surprised. No wonder he hadn't seen Tang Hao appear when Tang San was injured. Tang Hao had gone to capture someone.

Tang Hao first nodded to Yu Xiaogang, then said to the person in the sack, "Treat them. Once you've healed them, I'll let you leave."

The person in the sack kept her eyes closed and couldn't even be bothered to reply to Tang Hao.

"Who is she?" Yu Xiaogang asked.

"The head of the Nine Heart Begonia Clan, one of only two people in the current generation who possess the Nine Heart Begonia Martial Soul," Tang Hao said indifferently.

Tang Hao had also been in the Soul Fighting Arena watching the Shitrek Seven Devils fight the Rose Squad, but Tang San had been struck too suddenly for Tang Hao to rescue him in time.

After Tang San was knocked off the arena, Tang Hao had intended to hammer the Rose Squad to death, but Bi Ji and Zi JI had locked onto his presence. As a powerful expert, he could naturally feel it when his presence was locked onto, so he hadn't dared attack the Rose Squad.

Since he hadn't dared attack, he could only go find a healing-type Soul Master to treat his son Tang San's injuries. His luck was good: he happened to run into the head of the Nine Star Begonia Clan, who had come to Suotuo City to treat someone, so he intercepted her.

"The Nine Heart Begonia Martial Soul?" At the mention of this Martial Soul, Yu Xiaogang was puzzled. He knew nothing about it and had never studied it. If he hadn't heard about it from Tang Hao just now, he wouldn't even have known such a Martial Soul existed.

"You don't even know about the Nine Heart Begonia Martial Soul, which is said to grant immortality? It seems you really should study this Martial Soul properly." Looking at the bewildered Yu Xiaogang, Tang Hao couldn't help frowning. Wasn't this Grandmaster supposed to possess a vast store of knowledge? Yet he didn't even know about the Nine Heart Begonia.

Yu Xiaogang was thoroughly embarrassed, but he had no way to refute him. After all, Tang Hao was telling the truth.

Tang Hao paid Yu Xiaogang no more attention. Instead, he looked again at the person in the sack and said, "Clan Head Ye, you'd better be sensible and treat these two youngsters. Once they're healed, I'll let you go. But if you dare keep delaying and my son's condition worsens, I can only have your daughter pay with her life."

With her weakness in his grasp, Clan Head Ye immediately opened her eyes. She gave a cold snort and said, "So the distinguished Clear Sky Douluo is actually a shameless scoundrel. Oh, no, I should call you Clear Sky Soul Douluo now."

Clan Head Ye stood up. Even if she didn't want to treat Tang San and Xiao Wu, she had no choice now. He had her weakness in his grasp!

But even with her weakness in his grasp, she didn't hold back her words and mocked Tang Hao.

Tang Hao said indifferently, "Say whatever you like. In any case, my wretched life isn't worth much, so I don't care. Just heal these two youngsters."

Since Tang Hao himself didn't care, Clan Head Ye had nothing more to say. What use was wasting her breath on someone like him? She immediately summoned the Nine Heart Begonia Martial Soul, and one of her Martial Souls lit up at random. Two beams of healing light went straight into Tang San and Xiao Wu.

No matter how many Soul Rings were added to the Nine Heart Begonia Martial Soul, it had only one Soul Skill: healing. So Clan Head Ye couldn't be bothered to check Tang San and Xiao Wu's conditions and simply began treating them.

About half an hour later, Tang San began to recover. Though he was still unconscious, his injuries had mostly been healed. His broken ribs had been rejoined, his caved-in chest restored, and his disordered organs returned to their proper places.

Xiao Wu's injuries were also mostly healed, and she had gained a blessing in disguise. When Gong Xiao had battered her ugly face, it had acted like bone-setting: her deformed facial bones had somehow been knocked back into place, and after Clan Head Ye's treatment, they had all been fully repaired.

Her ugly face was no longer ugly. As though she had undergone cosmetic surgery, her beauty had returned. No one had expected the formerly ugly rabbit to gain a blessing in disguise.

"Can I leave now?" After treating Tang San and Xiao Wu, Clan Head Ye didn't want to spend another moment in the classroom. Every extra glance at Tang Hao filled her with distaste.

"How are they?" Tang Hao asked first.

"They won't die. I've treated everything that needed treating. They don't need me for the rest; they can recuperate on their own once they wake up," Clan Head Ye said coldly.

"Then you may leave." Tang Hao's tone was indifferent as well.

Clan Head Ye then left without looking back. A while after she had gone, Flender finally hurried back with two healing-type Soul Masters.

Chapter 63: The Girls' Plan

Over three days, Gong Lan and the others had visited every place worth seeing in Suotuo City. Gong Xue had grown tired of the city and wanted to leave sooner.

But Gong Yu had reached a crucial stage in forging the One-Word Battle Armor, so he still needed to stay a little longer.

Seeing that the girls had nothing to do, Gong Yu told them to find something for themselves. He also said that, failing that, they could find a way to prank the Shrek Seven Devils. With Bi Ji and Zi JI protecting them, it wouldn't matter even if they beat one of the Shitrek Seven Devils to death.

Gong Xue took Gong Yu's words to heart. Pranking the Shitrek Seven Devils was something she liked.

There were still a few days left anyway, so she could treat it as a way to pass the time.

"Seventh, Seventh, how is it? Have the Shitrek Seven Devils come out yet?" Gong Xue was waiting outside the Great Soul Arena in Suotuo City with two of her sisters.

"They're out, they're out! They'll be here soon." Seventh, Gong Miaomiao, had run into the Great Soul Arena to check and had only just come back out.

"Eighth, what exactly are you planning?" Fifth, Gong Xi'er, stood idly to the side. Gong Xue had roped her in at the last minute, and she still didn't know what she was there to do.

"Fifth Sister, I just want to borrow your First Soul Skill." Whenever Gong Xue wanted something from her, she called her "Sister" at every turn. At other times, she would simply call her "Fifth."

"What do you want to use my First Soul Skill for?" Gong Xi'er was a little curious. After all, her First Soul Skill wasn't something to use recklessly.

With a wicked grin, Gong Xue said, "Didn't we see that fatty having those kinds of thoughts about a girl on his team the other day? I want to grant his wish."

"You... how can you be so wicked?" Gong Xi'er pretended to be angry, but her expression suddenly changed, and she too grinned wickedly. "Next time there's something this good, tell me earlier so I can bring an extra Milk Bottle. Otherwise, it would be bad if they weren't finished and I ran out of Soul Power to sustain the Soul Skill."

"Fifth Sister, you... so you're a closet pervert too." Gong Xue still wore her wicked grin.

"Watch how you speak. If you keep talking nonsense, I won't play with you anymore." Gong Xi'er pretended to put on the authority of an older sister.

"Oh, fine, I won't say it. As long as I know, that's enough." Gong Xue pouted, then looked toward the entrance of the Great Soul Arena and saw Yu Xiaogang leading the Shrek Seven Monsters out. Only Yu Xiaogang was leading them today; Flender and the others hadn't come.

At that moment, Gong Miaomiao said, "I wonder who treated Tang San and that rabbit. Tang San took those two palm strikes from Second Sister the other day and was badly hurt. That rabbit was badly hurt too, but who would have thought she'd gain a blessing in disguise? Second Sister hit her ugly face until it became pretty."

Gong Xi'er nodded at her side. "True. Even I felt a little jealous when I saw that face."

Gong Xue didn't envy Xiao Wu's face. She looked at Gong Xi'er and said, "Fifth Sister, stop being so envious and jealous. Hurry up and prepare your Soul Skill. They're about to reach the center of the square."

Gong Xi'er was stunned for a moment, then said in some surprise, "You're planning to have the Shitrek Seven Devils do it in the square?"

"What's wrong with that?" Gong Miaomiao spoke up too. She thought the square was quite good: it was spacious enough and just right for the Shitrek group.

"Well... I guess there's nothing wrong with it, but it's thrilling enough. I like it." Gong Xi'er sounded a little excited.

"Here they come, here they come! Fifth Sister, hurry and use your Soul Skill." Gong Xue immediately urged Gong Xi'er on.

Gong Xi'er nodded and promptly summoned her Martial Soul. Her Soul Rings appeared, and the First Soul Ring lit up. A rose then flew into the middle of the Shitrek group and exploded. Pink mist instantly enveloped the Shrek Seven Monsters and Yu Xiaogang, and all eight immediately inhaled it.

By rights, Tang San's spiritual power was strong enough to resist the pink mist's hallucinations. But because he hadn't experienced this situation last time, he hadn't managed to guard against it in time. Moreover, the moment he inhaled the mist, all he felt was his Soul Power being devoured.

So he didn't think of a spiritual attack. As a result, he was affected before he could use the Purple Demon Eye or bring his spiritual power to bear.

And so, a grand spectacle unfolded in the square.

In the pink mist, Xiao Wu paired up with Ma Hongjun, Oscar with Zhu Zhuqing, Tang San with Yu Xiaogang, and Dai Mubai with Ning Rongrong.

Unfortunately, that earth-shaking battle came to an end because Gong Xi'er ran out of Soul Power and could no longer sustain the Soul Skill. After half an hour, she had no choice but to cancel it, and the Shrek Seven Monsters and Yu Xiaogang came to their senses.

Many people in the square had long since gathered around to watch. When the Shrek Seven Monsters and Yu Xiaogang came to their senses and stopped everything they were doing, they were utterly bewildered.

A passerby walked over, patted Yu Xiaogang on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, how old are you? You look about fifty, don't you? You sure know how to have fun. Nice. Here's my business card. Come see me at my office later, and I'll introduce you to a job. I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

Yu Xiaogang wanted nothing more than to find a hole in the ground to crawl into, and so did Tang San. But when Tang San turned his head and saw Ma Hongjun paired up with Xiao Wu, he immediately gritted his teeth. There were too many people around, however, so he couldn't very well lose his temper.

Over on Ma Hongjun's side, Xiao Wu struggled as soon as she came to her senses and immediately broke free.

"Get away from me, you disgusting dead fatty..." Xiao Wu grabbed her skirt and ran.

"Don't, Xiao Wu! It's already wrong anyway, so we might as well carry on with the mistake. And even if you want to run, you should at least wait until we're finished. I'm only halfway done!" A few days ago, Ma Hongjun had felt disgusted just looking at Xiao Wu's face, but now he was willing, no matter what.

Ma Hongjun didn't feel ashamed in the square. People were already watching anyway, so he might as well let them keep watching.

Ning Rongrong wiped away tears nearby. Dai Mubai looked at Zhu Zhuqing with a guilty conscience, but Zhu Zhuqing couldn't even be bothered to give him a glance. With a cold expression, she draped a coat over herself and left.