"Wait for me a moment, I'm going to change my clothes." After seeing off Taoist Huang, Uncle Nine got up and went to change his clothes.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai couldn't help but exchange knowing glances as they watched their master's retreating figure.
"Nianjiao, sit down, have some tea," Qiu Sheng Wen Cai said, quickly inviting Nianjiao to sit down after Uncle Nine left.
"Pfft!" Lin Yu almost spat out his tea when he heard the name Nianjiao.
"Haha, junior brother, Nianjiao nice?" Qiu Sheng burst out laughing at Lin Yu's posture.
"What's wrong with my name? Why are you all laughing like this!" Little Nianjiao snorted in embarrassment and annoyance when she saw everyone mocking her name.
"No, no, young lady, your name is very beautiful," Wen Cai quickly stopped smiling.
Qiu Sheng, with a straight face, spouted nonsense, "Nianjiao, Nianjiao, unforgettable, charming and lovely, you can tell she's a beauty just by listening to her name."
Little Nianjiao was taken aback by his words, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she gave him a reproachful look, "You're such a smooth talker."
Before they could exchange a few words, the sound of leather shoes tapping on the ground came from the doorway. Everyone looked over and saw that Uncle Nine had appeared at the door.
Wow! So fast!
"Master, this suit..." The two looked him up and down. This gorgeous suit was something Uncle Nine would never normally wear.
Uncle Nine didn't wait for them and turned to leave.
When the group arrived at the Marshal's mansion, they saw him sitting in the hall enjoying a delicious meal.
"Brother-in-law! My sister asked me to ask Uncle Nine to come and take a look at your illness." Nianjiao walked straight up to Dalong and looked at him with concern.
"What problems could I possibly have? Aside from my fingernails being a little long, my feet being a little stiff, and my neck being slightly itchy, what problems could I possibly have!"
When the commander saw that it was Uncle Nine who had come to see him for treatment, he immediately put on airs and resolutely refused to admit that he was sick.
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the room turned their attention to him.
The commander's fingernails were long and green, his eyes were dark-rimmed, and his whole body was stiff. His men all noticed something was wrong, but out of respect for the commander, no one dared to utter a sound.
"Master, he looks like he's been poisoned by corpse poison!" Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai noticed the two dents on the general's neck and immediately whispered a warning to Uncle Nine.
"Brother-in-law, don't be like that. It's all from my sister's heart." Nianjiao saw that her brother-in-law was not going to see the doctor, but since she had already invited him back, she tried to coax him into agreeing.
"Alright, alright, forget it! Someone, add another seat!"
The commander glanced at Uncle Nine and said unhappily, "Since you're already here, sit down and eat some sushi with us. You're such a spoiled brat, Douchi Nine."
Upon hearing this name, Wen Cai Qiu Sheng's eyes lit up instantly. "Wu Hu~" They had learned the title of another master.
"Dougu...?" "Nine?" The two were curious about how their master got this nickname.
"Your master..."
Seeing that Uncle Nine was about to be ridiculed, Lin Yu quickly interjected, "General, let's examine your corpse poison first."
Marshal Lung originally wanted to mock Uncle Nine, but Lin Yu interrupted him before he could finish speaking.
Lin Yu walked up to Marshal Lung and pulled out a talisman, slapping it on his neck with a "smack!"
"Ah--!" A wisp of smoke instantly rose up, Marshal Lung let out a scream, falling off the stool in pain.
The room erupted into chaos, with everyone reacting in different ways.
"Insolence!" Upon hearing their commander's scream, Marshal Lung's soldiers immediately raised their guns and pointed them at Lin Yu and his companions.
"It hurts so much! I'm going to shoot you!" Marshal Lung also stood up, drew his gun, and pressed it against Lin Yu's forehead.
"Master!" Wen Cai Qiu Sheng panicked upon seeing this, after all, so many guns were pointed at them.
"It's alright," Uncle Nine said, pressing down on the two men to keep them still. These guns were like Fire Stick to him and Lin Yu; there was nothing to fear.
Now that his own apprentice is helping him vent his anger, Uncle Nine isn't in a hurry to speak.
"Brother-in-law, Lin Yu is still a child, how could you point a gun at him?" Nianjiao was shocked to see her brother-in-law pull out a pistol and point it at Lin Yu.
Lin Yu remained expressionless, glanced at the gun pointed at his forehead, and slowly said, "Commander, I'm saving you, why are you pointing a gun at me?"
"Hmph! Put down your guns!" Although Marshal Lung was a warlord, he was not a bloodthirsty person. He had subconsciously drawn his gun in the heat of the moment, but now that his anger had subsided, he slowly lowered his pistol.
"Whoosh!" A blur flashed before his eyes, and his gun had vanished without a trace!
"Don't move! Be careful it doesn't go off!" Upon closer inspection, the gun was already in the hand of the child opposite him. The commander was so frightened that he hurriedly told Lin Yu not to move, afraid that it would go off and kill him.
"Commander, this gun isn't safe." Lin Yu skillfully twirled the revolver, then gripped it tightly with both hands.
With a few crisp "crack-crack" sounds, the pistol was actually kneaded into a smooth iron ball!
For a moment, the entire room fell silent, and even the soldiers on the side gasped in shock.
Having given his initial warning, Lin Yu returned to Uncle Nine's side.
"Junior brother is amazing!" "Awesome!" Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng secretly gave Lin Yu a thumbs up behind his back.
"Everyone, there's no need to be so tense. Let's all sit down and eat together," Nianjiao said, trying to ease the tension since no one was speaking.
Seeing this, Uncle Nine led the others to sit down as well.
"General, my apprentice is a bit rough, please forgive him." After sitting down, Uncle Nine proudly apologized to Marshal Lung.
"Hmph! These sushi are very expensive, you guys eat them." The commander-in-chief, who usually bickered with Uncle Nine, still urged the group to eat.
"Then I won't be polite." Uncle Nine also picked up his chopsticks.
Wen Cai Qiu Sheng couldn't wait any longer, picking up a large piece of sashimi and stuffing it into their mouths.
In an instant, the delicious flavor of the fish melted in their mouths. It was the first time either of them had ever eaten sashimi, and they chewed non-stop, exclaiming, "Delicious, delicious, delicious!"
Lin Yu picked up a slice of sashimi, but stopped before it entered his mouth. The fishy smell made him frown. He had never liked eating fish in his previous life, and now he found it even harder to accept this kind of raw food.
"This tastes almost like eating raw meat and drinking blood," he thought to himself, and finally put down his chopsticks.
Uncle Nine looked at the sashimi on the table, wondering what was so delicious about raw meat. But then he saw Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng eating with gusto, and then he glanced at his little apprentice Lin Yu, who picked up a piece and put it down again. This behavior left Uncle Nine puzzled.
Just as Uncle Nine was observing silently, a piece of sashimi was placed in his bowl.
"Master, I don't like eating fish. You can eat it for me. I've heard that Japanese sashimi is delicious," Lin Yu said with a smile.
Uncle Nine looked at the sashimi in the bowl, and when he saw his apprentice nod, he instantly understood that it was edible. He picked some up and put it in his mouth.
Uncle Nine was so overwhelmed by the freshness that he trembled.
"Douchi Nine, what are you shaking for?" the commander asked, puzzled.
"N-nothing... it's just a bit chilly because a gust of wind blew in." Uncle Nine cleared his throat, trying to cover up his embarrassment.
Lin Yu silently lowered his head, desperately suppressing the upward curve of his lips, afraid he wouldn't be able to hold back his laughter.
The main thing is that Master's expression was just too funny.