At that moment, Uncle Nine suddenly saw a coffin that had hit the ground because the ropes had broken.
"General, what's in this coffin...?"
"My dad," the general said, somewhat bewildered as Uncle Nine pointed at his father's coffin.
After finding the reason why it had turned into a zombie, Uncle Nine was no longer in a hurry. In his perception, the commander's father had only passed away half a year ago, which meant that it had only been around for a short time.
Even if the feng shui here is excellent, the zombie's cultivation level won't be that high.
"How could this be! Someone, open it and see!" The general didn't believe it and insisted on opening the coffin.
However, in this place where feng shui converges, the coffin absorbed heavy miasma and yin energy, and because it had absorbed the blood of its loved ones, the corpse's aura was extremely strong, and the coffin lid was firmly sucked shut.
Even with the combined efforts of two or three burly men, they couldn't budge it.
"General, the coffin is stuck in the corpse's aura and can't be opened. Don't waste your energy," Uncle Nine stopped them.
At this moment, while his master and the general were talking, Qiu Sheng suddenly ran to the coffin and inhaled deeply from the top of the coffin as if his lungs were being sucked in.
"Qiu Sheng, what are you inhaling?" Wen Cai baffled by Qiu Sheng's strange behavior.
"You don't understand. Inhaling the aura of a coffin containing corpse energy can change your fate, let alone the aura of a coffin of this type," Qiu Sheng said mysteriously. This was something he had learned while reading about cultivation and was now giving it a try.
"This is called 'Stealing Yin Debt,' but people with weak birth charts should not try it, or they may suffer a backlash," Lin Yu explained when he saw that Wen Cai also wanted to absorb it.
Try to avoid this kind of thing; if you're unlucky enough to get into trouble one day, you won't even know how you died.
However, looking at his two senior brothers who seemed completely unafraid, Lin Yu felt that their birth charts were indeed stronger than those of ordinary people.
One dares to play with ghosts, the other can sleep right under a zombie's nose, and can even subdue ghost messengers.
There's really nothing to be afraid of.
"Smack!" The two sucked harder and harder, almost to the point of riding on top of each other.
Uncle Nine couldn't stand it anymore and slapped them both across the face. "What are you sucking for!"
"Hey! Speaking of which, what does my illness have to do with my dad?" The general didn't care about these bizarre behaviors at all; instead, he was curious about how his illness was related to his deceased father.
"Your father's coffin touched the ground, and his body absorbed the earth's energy, thus turning into a zombie."
"And because you were injured by it, you were also infected with the corpse poison," Uncle Nine explained.
"How can it be cured?"
"After dark, we'll lure him out. Zombies will first feed on their closest relatives, so he'll chase after you and bite you. Then we'll pull out his teeth, grind them into powder, and feed them to you. Fighting poison with poison will cure you."
Uncle Nine glanced at the tooth hole on the General's neck and decided to use the method of fighting poison with poison. After all, he was bitten, not scratched by a zombie, so the poisoning was deep and the methods like glutinous rice would no longer work.
Actually, Uncle Nine had an even simpler method: he could have used his ability to extract the corpse poison from the Marshal's body. But Uncle Nine had disliked him for a long time, so how could he let him heal so easily?
Marshal Lung pondered for a moment, wondering if Douchi Nine was lying to him, or if he was trying to use him to lure out the zombies and harm him.
"Okay! We'll do as you say!"
Finally, Marshal Lung came up with a good idea.
"Guards! If I get out first tonight, all will be well."
"If those three guys get out first, kill them without hesitation!"
Upon receiving the order, the soldiers sprang into action and took up positions at each exit.
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng stared dumbfounded at the armed guards. "If we hadn't been kind enough to save you, you would have pointed a gun at us!"
Uncle Nine simply smiled faintly and did not argue.
Guns were no longer of any use to him, so Uncle Nine was fearless. Besides, with him around, how could the Commander possibly get into trouble?
But just as they were waiting for nightfall, Uncle Nine's stomach suddenly growled.
I got an upset stomach because I ate too much sashimi this morning.
"Where's the toilet?" Uncle Nine asked, clutching his stomach in discomfort.
The commander pointed his thumb to the side door.
Just as Uncle Nine opened the side door, two gunshots rang out, and two bullets flew towards Uncle Nine.
Uncle Nine reacted quickly, catching both bullets in the blink of an eye.
Upon hearing the gunshot, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng were so frightened that they ran to their master.
"You little rascal!" Uncle Nine turned around, glared at the commander-in-chief, and then, without bothering to argue, clutched his stomach and rushed into the nearby toilet.
Seeing that Uncle Nine was unharmed, the two soldiers who had fired the gun tried to reload, but could only watch helplessly as he went into the toilet.
"Hahaha," the commander-in-chief didn't see how Uncle Nine dodged the bullets, but he was happy to see Uncle Nine get his comeuppance.
"General...!" The two soldiers, realizing they had failed in their duty, ran to apologize to the general.
"Alright, alright, get out of here. Remember, shoot unless I'm the one who leaves," the commander-in-chief ordered, then dismissed them.
Not long after, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng's stomachs also started growling. The two of them clutched their stomachs and tried to rush out.
"They have guns~" the commander warned sarcastically.
The two men stopped abruptly, remembering the gunshot. Although they didn't know how their master had gotten out, they dared not gamble.
Left with no other option, the two looked around and finally picked up a vase... and ate their fill on the spot.
"Ugh~ Don't you find it smelly?" Lin Yu covered his nose in disgust and turned to the commander.
"Does it stink? I can't smell it!" The commander jumped around happily, though his movements looked a bit like a zombie.
Just then, Uncle Nine finished his business and was pushing open the door to walk out of the bathroom when "Bang! Bang!" Two more gunshots rang out.
"Are you done yet! We've already fired once, are you going to fire again?!" Uncle Nine habitually caught the bullets and glared at the two soldiers.
"The commander-in-chief has ordered that anyone who doesn't come out first be killed without exception."
As the two soldiers spoke, they were about to load their guns and fire again.
Uncle Nine, not wanting to cause any more trouble, quickly went into the ancestral hall.
As soon as I entered, I saw Wen Cai Qiu Sheng using a table to block my view while using the restroom.
"You guys have diarrhea too?" Seeing that he wasn't the only one with diarrhea, Uncle Nine wasn't so upset anymore.
Even a simple case of diarrhea is met with a gun pointed at them. If he weren't human, Uncle Nine would have already sent them to the afterlife.
Night falls
The three of them Uncle Nine and his companions, spent the entire afternoon like this, and Uncle Nine would get shot every time they went out.
When the two soldiers ran out of bullets, they looked at Uncle Nine like monsters.
At first, they thought they hadn't aimed properly and that's why they missed. But after that, they aimed carefully before firing. Once, they clearly saw Uncle Nine catch the bullet steadily. After that, they never dared to fire again.
Although the commander's orders are important, the prerequisite for everything is to survive.
If we anger that ruthless guy who can catch bullets with his bare hands, and he tears them apart, then we're doomed.
Later, when Wen Cai Qiu Sheng saw their master, they were able to come and go freely, and they also wanted to go out to use the restroom.
Before he could even step out the door, a bullet whizzed past his ear.
The two dared not go out again and could only obediently use the vase.