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Uncle Nine: With My Heaven-Defying Comprehension, I Join the Chat Group
Chapter 133

Fun Training

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"Isn't this delicious?" the commander said, taking a small sip from his teacup.

"Ugh, ugh--!" Upon seeing this, Wen Cai Qiu Sheng vomited even more vigorously.

At this moment, Lin Yu finished his cultivation and came downstairs. He happened to hear the commander's words and raised an eyebrow, saying, "I wonder who it was that refused to eat yesterday."

The general's smile froze instantly. He coughed twice and changed the subject. "Did this really work for me? I don't feel anything at all."

Before he could finish speaking, he started dancing as if he had an epileptic seizure.

"Hey! What's wrong with me?" The general felt a surge of energy coursing through his body, and his whole body went limp.

Hearing the commotion downstairs, everyone went down to check.

"Ninth Brother, what's wrong with Dalong?" Mi Qilian asked worriedly, looking at the commander.

"Don't worry, this medicine soaked in zombie teeth will make him move again, and he'll be fine after that," Uncle Nine explained.

"Really? Is it fake?" The general jumped around, but still had to question Uncle Nine.

"Thank you so much, Ninth Brother," Mi Qilian said to the Marshal.

"Don't mention it. Saving lives and subduing ghosts is our duty as cultivators." Even without Mi Qilian's plea for help, Uncle Nine would have rushed to the scene without hesitation if he saw zombies causing trouble.

Therefore, what Uncle Nine said was not hypocritical at all.

However, the commander disagreed. Seeing his wife flirting with his former rival right in front of him, the commander spoke up directly, "Douchi Nine, you don't need to pretend to be great. You and your disciples won't be executed this time since you cured me. You can leave."

To prevent Uncle Nine from continuing his flirtatious relationship with his wife, Marshal Lung directly ordered him to leave.

Seeing the general turn on his master and kill him, Mi Qilian, standing to the side, was too ashamed to look at Uncle Nine.

"Hmph! I'm leaving." Since there was no issue with the demonic infant this time, Uncle Nine didn't want to stay either, so he glanced at Sister Lian and left with Lin Yu and the others.

Seeing this Mi Qilian wanted to go and see them off.

"You're not allowed to go!" The commander, still jumping around, saw Mi Qilian going to see him off and gave the order.

Mi Qilian glanced at the general, but ultimately went anyway.

With the maid's help, Mi Qilian escorted Uncle Nine and the others to the door.

"Ninth Brother, I'm sorry. You know that's the kind of person Dalong is." Mi Qilian apologized to Uncle Nine on behalf of the General.

"It's alright, see you later." Uncle Nine waved to interrupt Mi Qilian, gave her one last look, and then turned and left.

At this moment, Lin Yu secretly revealed his "Heavenly Eye" and looked at the maid once again.

Although this maid didn't adopt the demon baby like in the story, she still came here to serve Mi Qilian. Lin Yu was a little suspicious, so he took another look.

This time, he opened his Heavenly Eye to the fullest extent and saw that the maid was wrapped in countless threads.

One of them was related to Lin Yu, and Lin Yu looked at it and realized that it was a new one.

However, a jet-black thread gradually faded as it was wrapped around the object, and it seemed that it would disappear soon.

"It seems she really is alright," Lin Yu thought, looking at the dull black threads.

"Junior brother, let's go!" After walking a distance, Wen Cai noticed that Lin Yu was still lagging behind and turned back to remind him.

"They're here!"

Back at the mortuary, Wen Cai Qiu Sheng barely had time to sit down before Uncle Nine dragged them off to practice cultivation.

It was obvious that Uncle Nine was happy to see Sister Lian again.

But at this time, his beloved got married and had a child, and the man was none other than his mortal enemy, which infuriated Uncle Nine.

So Uncle Nine practiced his cultivation frantically in the courtyard.

This was tough on Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, as they couldn't keep up with their master's pace.

Before long, he tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground.

"So clumsy! Let me see if you two have improved these past few days!" Uncle Nine stopped when he heard the commotion, beckoned to the two of them, and gestured for them to come over.

"No way, Master, not again!" Qiu Sheng was utterly exasperated by this scene.

"I'm not coming, Master, I can't practice anymore." Wen Cai lay down on the ground.

"Hurry up! If you don't come, I'm coming up here!" Uncle Nine threatened.

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng exchanged a glance, and had no choice but to get up.

As soon as the two rushed forward, they were each kicked away by Uncle Nine.

"Ouch! Master, didn't you say we'd spar? How come we're already down before we've even started?" Qiu Sheng clutched his stomach, nearly choking on the kick.

"You're too weak, sparring won't be effective!" Uncle Nine frowned.

"Master, I have a way," Lin Yu said at this moment.

What method?

"Master, just watch me," Lin Yu said with a mysterious smile, revealing nothing.

He walked to the open space, and as he threw out a few paper beans, wooden stakes taller than Lin Yu appeared in the open space.

Lin Yu gestured to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, saying, "Senior brother, please."

"Good, you two go up and walk ten laps." Uncle Nine nodded and instructed the two.

"I... I'm not playing anymore, I'm not playing anymore." Wen Cai's expression was worse than crying as he shook his head and tried to run away.

Qiu Sheng knew he couldn't escape, so he stood still, hoping his master would change his mind.

"You're running? Where can you run to?" Uncle Nine reached out and produced a wooden stick.

Wen Cai sensed the killing intent emanating from his master and instantly stopped in his tracks.

"Come on, senior brother, this is a lot of fun. I'll join you." Lin Yu pushed Wen Cai towards the wooden stake.

"Go up there yourself, or do I have to beat you up?" Uncle Nine glared at Qiu Sheng, who was still standing there.

I'll go by myself.

Qiu Sheng glanced at the wooden stick with fear, but finally obediently climbed onto the stake.

"Get moving! Get moving!"

Seeing the two strolling leisurely up there, Uncle Nine manipulated the two sticks to hover behind them, whipping whoever was slower.

"Hurry! Senior brother, go faster!" Lin Yu led the way, speeding up and faster.

He knew that with their physical condition after the medicinal bath, this speed was nothing, so after seeing that they had adapted, he gradually increased the speed.

After ten laps, both of them were neither panting nor out of breath.

"Not bad, senior brother."

"Master, I have another fun thing to say." Lin Yu had just finished praising someone when he turned to Uncle Nine and said.

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng were initially a little smug after being praised, but Lin Yu's words made them tremble with fear.

Lin Yu pulled out a talisman. "Master, look, Tathagata of 'Catch the Chickens'? Stick the talisman on someone's back, but only on this wooden stake. Whoever sticks it on first wins, and the loser has to squat on the stake in a horse stance for an hour. What do you say, Master?"

Uncle Nine pondered for a moment, "That's good, but to ensure fairness, Xiao Yu, come down and let the two of them play for a while."

After handing the talismans to his fellow disciples, Lin Yu jumped down. Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng looked at the talismans in their hands, swallowed hard, and exchanged a glance, both seeing the suicidal intent in each other's eyes.

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