Investiture of the Gods: I, King Zhou, Herd Corpses and Was Exposed by Nuwa
Chapter 589

Requesting Marshal Tianpeng to Enter Battle

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Ma Yuan even felt that he had received the true teachings of His Human Emperor.

He uttered all sorts of foul language, which was truly extremely offensive.

"Those traitors of Xiqi not only plotted rebellion, but also dared to establish their own kingdom. They are truly despicable and shameless scoundrels."

"You're clearly rebels, yet you try to put on a virtuous facade. Who gave you the audacity? You cowards, come out and fight!"

"Three days ago, your Grandpa Ma killed three of your men. Now, three days have passed. Are you still going to keep up the white flag of truce?"

"If you know what's good for you, come out and face your death! Fight your Grandpa Ma to the death!"

Ma Yuan rode his horse outside, shouting and cursing with great gusto.

After shouting and cursing for more than half an hour, he didn't repeat a single word. I have to say, his tongue is incredibly smooth.

The powerful figures inside Sishui Pass looked embarrassed upon hearing Ma Yuan's insults.

That guy's insults were really awful.

What do you mean by "sons born without an anus"? What do you mean by "why didn't your dad ejaculate on the wall?" What do you mean by "your mom----------"?

All sorts of foul language were hurled at them.

It's absolutely awful to listen to.

No matter what, this guy is now a great general of the Yin Shang, representing the image of the Yin Shang.

Is it really okay to hurl insults like this?

If His Human Emperor the Emperor found out, would he punish this guy?

Many people wore awkward expressions.

Even Grand Tutor Wen was no exception.

The soldiers in the Western Zhou camp were thoroughly berated and naturally filled with indignation.

However, no one dared to go into battle casually.

Those powerful figures who dared to fight were firmly stopped by Jiang Ziya.

For a moment, the Western Zhou camp fell silent.

Only Ma Yuan's thunderous voice rang out outside, unleashing a torrent of abuse.

Jiang Ziya's face remained as cold as frost upon hearing this.

They held onto Yang Jian, Lei Zhenzi, Tu Xingsun, and the others tightly.

These are all precious individuals and cannot be deployed in battle casually.

He has already sent someone to find Marshal Tianpeng.

Marshal Tianpeng represents not only the Heavenly Court but also Taishang Laozi).

It would be impossible without some ruthless methods.

That guy has been in the camp for three days now.

They've been indulging in feasting for the past three days; now it's time for that guy to make his move.

It's time to see what that guy's tricks up his sleeve.

However, the soldiers informed everyone that Grand Marshal Tianpeng was still unconscious.

This caused Jiang Ziya's face to darken.

The soldiers informed Grand Marshal Tianpeng that he was still asleep, and no matter how much they called out to him, he remained asleep.

Under such circumstances, how could Jiang Ziya's face not turn dark?

"If I had known this would happen, I shouldn't have let him drink so much these past three days."

Some people couldn't help but shake their heads in frustration.

However, others disagreed.

"I suspect this is a hoax. The drinks we had, while not ordinary, shouldn't have gotten him this drunk, right?"

"The stuff we're drinking isn't Jade Nectar, so where does it get such a strong kick from?"

Upon hearing this, the other generals were all taken aback.

That seems to make sense.

The drinks they were drinking were not ordinary, but they were not exactly Jade Nectar either.

And everyone present was a person with magical powers.

How could someone possibly get this drunk from all that alcohol?

This means that Grand Marshal Tianpeng was unwilling to fight at all.

Or perhaps it's more accurate to say that Grand Marshal Tianpeng was simply an incompetent fool.

The fact that this guy came to the military camp is probably more symbolic than anything else.

For a moment, many generals showed expressions of disdain.

This guy from Heavenly Court really seems to be a complete bum.

Jiang Ziya's expression also turned somewhat grim.

But in the end, I decided to go and see what was going on.

"Generals, please calm down. He has been drinking too much these past few days. Perhaps General Tianpeng doesn't like using magic to sober up. Let me go and see for myself. You can stay here and be patient."

With that, he took the lead and walked out.

Generals, we looked at each other, then at each other, and finally followed.

They wanted to see just how shameless this guy from Heavenly Court really was.

Before long, the group had arrived inside Marshal Tianpeng's tent.

The large-bodied Marshal Tianpeng was lying on his side on the bed, snoring loudly.

Upon seeing this scene, everyone's face turned ashen.

This guy really has a big heart.

Despite the vile insults hurled at him from the enemy soldiers outside, he remained sound asleep inside his tent.

Little did they know that Marshal Tianpeng wasn't sleeping at all; he was snoring and his eyes were darting around.

He could naturally sense that everyone had arrived at his tent.

This made him somewhat annoyed.

Why are you here instead of going to fight on the front lines?

Must we always have to go to the front lines and fight the enemy ourselves?

Marshal Tianpeng was somewhat annoyed.

I initially thought these people were polite and easy to talk to, but now it seems they were just talking nonsense.

So many generals are coming to my tent instead of going to the front lines to fight the enemy—are they trying to force me to take action?

Marshal Tianpeng pretended to snore while inwardly grumbling to himself.

"This can't go on forever, can it? Can I really keep sleeping like this? That would be so shameless—"

If we actually did that, I'm afraid the teacher wouldn't be too happy.

Marshal Tianpeng muttered to himself as he pondered.

"Damn it, there's no other way. Since these people are waiting for me to make a move, I have no choice but to do it. Anyway, I might as well risk it and meet that guy in the dark."

Thinking of this, he pretended to react.

He reached out a hand and picked his nose.

He went back and reached out to scratch his butt again.

Then he turned around, groggily sat up from the bed, and even pretended to snore loudly.

This action immediately delighted the generals.

Is this guy awake?

Looks like this guy isn't faking it; he really is drunk?

In an instant, everyone crowded around.

"Has Marshal Tianpeng sobered up?"

Looking at everyone's expressions, Tianpeng couldn't help but chuckle.

These people are really hypocritical.

He appears kind and amiable on the surface, but in reality, he's a scoundrel full of petty tricks.

"Oh dear, I've drunk a bit too much these past few days. So many generals have come here, and I didn't even know. What a sin!"

Seeing Tianpeng in such a state, Jiang Ziya couldn't help but smile.

"It's alright. Marshal Tianpeng is a man of true character. Only in this way can one live freely and unrestrained, and only in this way can one attain true freedom."

Upon hearing this, Marshal Tianpeng's lips twitched involuntarily.

That's a really nice way to put it.

In reality, he's nothing more than a bunch of petty scoundrels.

Everyone's come here just to be sent to their deaths.

Although he was inwardly complaining, he could only pretend to be one.

"What's going on? Why is it so noisy outside? It disturbed my sweet dreams so Great Qing, it deserves to die."

Upon hearing this, a general immediately stepped forward to speak.

"Marshal Tianpeng, you are unaware of this, but there is a villain in the Yin Shang camp who started making noise early this Great Qing and hasn't stopped yet."

"We were utterly annoyed, and we only came to check on things because we didn't want to disturb Marshal Tianpeng's sweet dreams."

Marshal Tianpeng snorted coldly upon hearing this, his tone revealing a hint of displeasure.

"What a scoundrel! Coming here to shout Great Qing, it's infuriating! Does he think my Western Zhou has no one to rely on?"

"Generals, there's no need to worry. I, Old Pig, will go and behead that dog right now."

He mumbled to himself as he walked out.

"I, Old Pig, have no hobbies in my life except sleeping. Anyone who disturbs Old Pig sweet dreams deserves to die, and no one should be spared."

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