Wuthering Waves: Zhou Yu Takes Dania to a Feast

[Wuthering Waves Fanfiction], [Dania], [Sigelica], [Single Female Lead]

Fresh off an overtime shift, Zhou Yu smashes his keyboard in fury-and finds himself inside Dania's sacrifice scene, the most heartbreaking moment in Wuthering Waves.

Just as the tragic supporting heroine is about to ascend into the sky to meet her death, he knocks her down with a baguette as hard as a brick.

To hell with your grand narrative! You won't even let her celebrate her birthday? Whoever wants this lousy job can have it!

Awakening a cheat that manifests game mechanics in reality, Zhou Yu begins his hardcore daily life as a rebellious working stiff.

Eating expired items instantly restores his health. Exploiting collision bugs sends entire enemy squads sliding into ravines.

When the primordial Threnodian "Aleph-1" attempts to force a connection and erase him, Zhou Yu simply flags it as a spam call and blocks it permanently.

Faced with the supporting heroine's dumbfounded best friend, he calmly pulls out an Excel schedule.

"A sacrifice? Sorry, her KPI today is finishing this slice of strawberry cake."

While the gods and the plot's corrective forces are still stuck in line waiting to descend, Zhou Yu has already taken Dania on a food tour across all of Solaris.