Douluo: My Martial Soul Is a High-Speed Train, and I Really Can't Brake

When the pedal on Cai Kun's new vehicle suddenly snapped underfoot, he accidentally transmigrated to the Douluo Continent.

He awakened a high-speed train Martial Soul.

Its advantage? Speed-the fastest on the entire continent.

Its disadvantages? It can't brake, and cleaning the undercarriage is a pain.

He also bonded with a Douluo Travel Check-In Guide System. All he has to do is visit and check in at any popular destination in Douluo to earn generous rewards.

Others grind themselves half to death cultivating and collapse from exhaustion fighting over Soul Bones.

He cruises around on his high-speed train, sightseeing and coasting all the way to cloud nine.

What?

You say, "I've got big fists." He says, "I can't see clearly."

You say, "I've got high defense, too." He says, "I run things over pretty fast, too."

You say, "I've got twin Martial Souls plus Innate Full Soul Power!"

He says, "I can't brake, and I go blind intermittently."

[Trope Subversion, Invincible Protagonist, Absurdist Humor, Comedy, Unhinged Protagonist]