The other kings of the Divine Kingdom
Qin Luming carried the plate back to the kitchen, rinsed the dishes, and was about to put them in the sterilizer when he saw the Empress GK statue of Caicai inside. He didn't understand why it was there, but he didn't think much of it and took it out.
"Just like you wouldn't try to understand the stupid and chaotic thoughts of your two clones... If you do, you'll eventually find your own logic and thinking challenged, which isn't a pleasant feeling."
Qin Luming recalled Fairy Jiang's words and couldn't help but laugh. At that moment, Caicai walked into the kitchen, a chocolate bar the length of a chopstick in her mouth.
Caicai walked up to Qin Luming, put her hands behind her back, stood on tiptoe, and raised her head, wanting Qin Luming to eat the chocolate bar in her mouth.
Qin Luming lowered his head, took a bite of the food, and then pointed at the GK statue.
Caicai nibbled on the chocolate bar, swallowing it little by little, before exclaiming in surprise, "Why is the Empress here? It must be because my new large statue is about to arrive, and she's worried about falling out of favor, so she's hiding."
"Do you think it's possible that the world of One Piece really exists?" Qin Luming curiously. "According to Fairy Jiang's theory, it seems that only a world that already exists, and then someone in our world describes it, can cause Divine Particles fluctuations and construct a passage... One Piece has such a huge influence; if such a world really exists, the passage must have already been constructed."
"Maybe some people have already gone, we just don't know it," Caicai said regretfully. "But I prefer them to exist as anime characters, not real people."
"Why?" Qin Luming asked, puzzled.
"Because we like them, but they have no feelings for us at all. No matter how enthusiastic we are, it's just wishful thinking." Caicai touched her empress statue. "Look at this giant snake of hers. If I saw it in real life, I would have run away long ago!"
Qin Luming suddenly realized something, but Caicai inadvertently pointed out his mindset: he was full of love for the characters in his novel, but the characters in the novel knew nothing about him... One-sided enthusiasm, of course, would not get an equal response from the characters in the novel.
Since they weren't familiar with each other, she naturally didn't look as cute and sweet as the character she was emotionally invested in.
Having understood this principle, Qin Luming no longer regarded Fairy Jiang as the standard for his perfect girlfriend... She was God King, after all, wielding the Primordial Black Hole, with holy light and magic arrays under her skirt, unlike ordinary girls who carry bags and wear only underwear under their skirts.
"By the way, why do you only know how to run away? You even run away when you see a snake... From what Fairy Jiang said, you are second only to the God King in strength." Qin Luming looked at Caicai in disbelief.
"Because... because... we're scared, so we have to run away. What if we can't win?" Caicai recalled the war scenes in the Divine Kingdom with worry, and hugged Qin Luming again. "We have to find a way to send Fairy Jiang back as soon as possible, otherwise the Divine Kingdom will send gods here sooner or later. They are all fierce and evil, and they are very unfriendly to our Baishou Tribe."
Qin Luming patted Caicai Cai's head. This Baishou Tribe... Qin Luming always thought of the Smurfs, "Over there, beyond the mountains and the sea, there lives a group of Smurfs. They are lively and clever, mischievous and witty, living freely in that green forest..."
"The God King of the Divine Kingdom is here, so what is there to fear from the gods?" Qin Luming comforted Caicai.
"But, but this God King, she's not like her usual most powerful self. Gods from the Divine Kingdom are very likely to be very powerful. If they start fighting and we don't have time to escape, they might kill us while we're at it." Caicai worriedly squeezed into Qin Luming's arms, holding his hands and hugging herself tightly.
Like most beautiful and lovely girls, Caicai was fragrant and soft. Qin Luming lowered his head and kissed her hair, somewhat surprised that Caicai spoke so clearly even when she was worried and scared. He quickly took the opportunity to say a few more words to her, "How could a god from the Divine Kingdom fight with the God King? Isn't the God King the ruler? He's their king."
"There are other God King in the Divine Kingdom!" Zuozuo finally found Caicai Cai in the kitchen. Seeing that Caicai was being held by Qin Luming, she immediately ran over, pulled one of Qin Luming's hands away, and wanted Qin Luming to hold her too.
They don't always stick to Qin Luming; they'll go out and play on their own. But it's absolutely unacceptable for Qin Luming to hold only one of them.
"I see... It seems that wherever there are intelligent beings, there is political struggle. Fairy Jiang is not in good condition right now. If the other kings of the Divine Kingdom notice, they will send assassins to deal with her." Qin Luming understood and put his arms around the shoulders of the two little girls as he walked out.
"That's right, the Divine Kingdom is not safe at all, there's fighting and killing everywhere. We usually hide and don't associate with them, but one day the elders of our tribe received orders saying that if we disobeyed, we would be punished, so we had no choice but to go to war," Zuozuo said with lingering fear. "Luckily, we escaped."
"Yeah, it's a good thing you guys ran away." Qin Luming was also glad they made that decision. It was a war that didn't concern him, so Qin Luming certainly didn't think Zuozuo and Caicai had done anything wrong. Besides, if they hadn't come back, his life would probably have been completely different.
"Although Zuozuo is chubby, she's incredibly fast when she runs away. Her butt wiggles back and forth, just like the Corgi's butt we saw this afternoon," Caicai remarked.
"I didn't! You're the one who runs like that! You even stick your arms up when you run, like a silly penguin!" Zuozuo is only slightly heavier than Caicai, but Caicai unilaterally declared Zuozuo to be fat, which makes Zuozuo very angry. However, every time she weighs herself, she is indeed a little heavier than Caicai if she doesn't cheat.
"Sigh, with a legion commander like you on the battlefield, and still winning the war, I can only say that Fairy Jiang is truly amazing." Qin Luming suddenly thought of this. As a battlefield commander and the strongest combat force, seeing his subordinates, who were clearly outstanding in strength, acting like a Corgi and a penguin running away, yet still managing to keep fighting without breaking down, is quite impressive.
"Ugh, do you think you'll ever like Fairy Jiang?" Zuozuo asked Qin Luming worriedly.
"Definitely! All those struggling writers are lolicon!"
"But Fairy Jiang is an old woman, she's at least 5,005 years old."
"If Brother Lu Ming falls in love with Fairy Jiang, will we become her subordinates again?"
"Once they get married, we'll just be two little maids warming their bed. We'll have no status, no food, and we'll have to warm their bed, wash their feet, and kiss their bottoms!"
"What's with kissing butts? That's so weird!"
"That's how it was written in the book I read last time; the female protagonist married the male protagonist..."
Qin Luming couldn't stand it anymore and slapped each of them. The two little girls had obviously read too many romance novels.
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