Douluo: Reviewing Bibi Dong, The Worst Pope in History
Chapter 30

Commentary on Poseidon, Douluo's Number One Hypocritical God

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In the Heaven Dou Great Hall, Xue Ye gathered Qian Renxue, Xue Beng, Prince Xue Xing, and all the nobles who might rebel and stage a palace coup.

Xue Ye sat high on the imperial throne, his weathered face carrying an unquestionable authority even without anger.

"Everyone, I'm sure you all saw it."

"The Heavenly Curtain revealed that Heaven Dou may suffer a palace coup in the future."

"What do you think of this matter? Who would do such a thing?"

Xue Ye's voice carried a chill.

None of them were fools. They immediately heard the meaning behind Xue Ye's words.

Clearly, Xue Ye suspected all of them.

"Your Majesty, you know me."

"I have no interest in the throne."

"I would never covet power and launch a palace coup."

Prince Xue Xing was the first to state his position.

When Xue Beng heard this, he immediately followed up.

"Father, you know me too. I couldn't possibly do such a thing either."

"I'm just a wastrel. Every day, all I know is pleasure. I don't care about the struggle for the throne at all."

Slap...

The moment Xue Beng finished speaking, Xue Ye's palm swung over.

"This is the great hall. Here, you address me as Your Majesty!"

"You're fucking proud of being a wastrel?"

"You've utterly disgraced the royal family!"

The moment Xue Ye saw Xue Beng, anger surged up in him.

Over the years, Xue Beng had done plenty of absurd things and was known to all as Heaven Dou's number one wastrel.

The one he suspected most was Xue Beng.

A wastrel prince with no brains was the easiest to use.

Xue Beng clutched his face, feeling bitter but unable to say a word.

He was only pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger. He wasn't truly idle and useless.

But Xue Beng didn't dare say that aloud.

Right now, he could only do his utmost to prove he had no thoughts of staging a coup.

Xue Ye warned everyone sternly.

"If anyone dares endanger the interests of the imperial family!"

"Don't blame me for showing no mercy!"

Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan...

Yu Yuanzhen's face was full of helplessness.

"Comparing people really is infuriating!"

He had failed to obtain Xiao Wu, that hundred-thousand-year transformed Soul Beast.

Now he saw that in order for Tang San to become a God, Asura God did not hesitate to violate the rules of the God Realm, and Yu Yuanzhen was so jealous he nearly gnashed his teeth.

He had originally thought Tang San became a God because of his bloodline!

The union of Soul Beast and human could produce even more outstanding descendants.

But unexpectedly, it was entirely because Tang San was lucky.

He had a powerful backer, Asura God, protecting him.

Had he known this earlier, he wouldn't have needed to rack his brains back then and search for Soul Beasts to experiment on.

"My Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan isn't bad either!"

"Why has no God taken a liking to the juniors of my clan?"

Yu Yuanzhen sighed, worrying over the future of the clan.

Spirit Hall...

After Qian Daoliu finished reading the commentary on Asura God, he fell silent.

"Does Ancestor Angel God have very poor connections in the God Realm?"

"Or does she have some grudge or conflict with Asura God?"

Qian Daoliu could not understand it.

Why did Asura God insist on helping Tang San destroy Spirit Hall?

Was Spirit Hall really some kind of terribly evil existence?

One had to know that the continent's peace and stability over the years owed no small part to Spirit Hall.

The fact that Soul Masters could cultivate with security was also thanks to Spirit Hall's policies.

For the entire Douluo Continent, Spirit Hall had played an undeniably positive role.

If Spirit Hall were destroyed, the entire continent would suffer along with it.

This was absolutely no alarmist talk.

Qian Daoliu knew very well that the Heaven Dou Empire and the Star Luo Empire, and even the other sect forces, only had their own interests in their eyes.

As for benefiting all living beings, they did not care at all.

Fortunately, the Asura God had already been sealed!

Otherwise, if a God King wanted to destroy Spirit Hall's foundation...

Qian Daoliu truly did not know how he would resist.

Reviewing the Sea God!

Douluo's number one hypocritical god!

After Lu Yu finished making the video, he immediately uploaded it.

As the Heavenly Curtain changed once more, the living beings of Douluo and the gods of the God Realm immediately turned their gazes toward it.

When Poseidon saw that he had become the target of the review, his expression instantly darkened.

He did not mind being reviewed.

But the Heavenly Curtain said he was Douluo's number one hypocritical god, and that was something Poseidon could not accept.

Poseidon refused to accept it!

His achievements were known to all ocean creatures.

Calling him hypocritical was pure slander.

Sea God Island!

The Seven Sacred Pillars looked at one another, staring at the Heavenly Curtain in disbelief.

"Isn't this a mistake?"

"How could Lord Sea God be Douluo's number one hypocritical god?"

The Seven Sacred Pillars were utterly devoted to Poseidon.

They were all Poseidon's believers, and took guarding the ocean as their duty.

In their eyes, Poseidon was the greatest existence of all.

If anyone dared speak ill of Poseidon, they would lose their temper with them.

This was an affront to their faith.

Bo Saixi, who was on her way to the City of Slaughter, saw this scene, and her steps immediately stalled.

"Lord Sea God is being reviewed..."

"Why is this appraisal so negative?"

Discontent rose in Bo Saixi's heart.

She wanted to see just what right the Heavenly Curtain had to call the Sea God Douluo's number one hypocritical god.

The Demon Whale Domain.

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King poked his enormous head out of the sea, expressing his agreement.

"That's exactly right!"

"Poseidon is a hypocritical bastard!"

"Looks like aside from me, there are other clear-sighted people in this world."

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King and Poseidon had a grudge that had begun ten thousand years ago.

Although the entire ocean sang Poseidon's praises...

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King did not believe the other party was some pure and good soul.

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King looked forward to the Heavenly Curtain exposing Poseidon's ugly true face.

"Wife, child, hurry out and watch the show."

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King let out a whale call toward the deeper seabed.

At a time like this, he had to let all the creatures of the ocean watch.

As the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's words fell...

One large head and one small head appeared one after another behind the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King.

The family of three stared with eyes round and wide, carefully watching the Heavenly Curtain.

My name was Poseidon. I was born in an age of turmoil.

I was a gifted sea Soul Master. Faced with a chaotic continent, I had resolved since childhood to change the world.

While out training, I met a woman named Qian Yuhan.

She was the brightest woman I had ever met in my life.

Qian Yuhan had lofty ambitions. She was bent on saving all living beings and purifying the turbulent continent with justice.

She and I got along exceptionally well, so from then on, we traveled together and began eradicating the evils of the world.

For nearly a hundred years, we roamed every corner of the continent.

Even though the two of us had both reached the pinnacle of the Soul Master world, a mortal's power was ultimately limited. To change the entire world, it was still far from enough.

Qian Yuhan founded Spirit Hall, wanting to become a god in her own way. She said only the power of a god could make this world beautiful.

Qian Yuhan's ideals differed from mine, and in the end, we went our separate ways.

From then on, we changed from close friends into strangers.

By intervening in wars among ocean creatures and subduing believers of the sea, I created the Sea God Position myself.

After becoming a god, I understood one truth: the power of gods came from faith, and the stronger the power of faith, the stronger a God's power would be.

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