Where Did My Chest Go!?
"...Really not?" Elysia's lips twitched slightly.
"Of course not."
Rita maintained her fake smile.
"By the way, may I ask how Miss Elysia met my husband?"
"Um... we met at the amusement park."
"Oh—so you've been to amusement parks with other people before, honey." Rita's smile widened. "If I remember correctly, I've never been to an amusement park with you, have I?"
"..."
Hey! Elysia, don't tell everyone everything!
Although it was a dream, the murderous aura around me was very real!
"Um, Rita ..." Liu Bai weakly reached out his hand.
"And Liu Bai is quite skilled at amusement parks," Elysia continued, seemingly oblivious to the atmosphere.
"I just realized that Miss Elysia calls you 'Liu Bai' (a nickname for her husband)..."
"..."
"Rita, I think you can listen to my explanation... Elysia... well, she's just my friend."
Dream simulation is such a headache!
No, I should say that the dream simulation that Elysia joined is a real headache!
Sweet life turns into a battlefield...
This is terrible...
Chapter 295 Where are my breasts!?
"So, Master, you have friends I don't know?"
Liu Bai's explanation made Rita's smile even more dangerous.
"..."
What exactly is my character's setting in Rita's dream?
Um... maybe, given Rita's personality, she should be "a master who is completely dependent on her maid"?
If that's really the case, then it really does seem a bit yandere...
However, it's only because those around Rita are not ordinary people that Rita, with her personality, might become a machine for creating useless people.
Oh, the perfect maid...
"Do you have anything else to say in your defense?" Rita sighed and looked helplessly at Liu Bai.
—Don't look at me like I've really done something wrong!
Well... but then again, from a certain perspective, I really did just say goodbye to Rita and then go find another woman.
Although the events unfolded differently than Rita had anticipated, the outcome seemed to indicate that there were no major issues.
"..."
Isn't this just adding to your guilt?
Liu Bai rubbed his forehead.
"Sigh... Has Rita really aged and lost her beauty?"
Rita looked at the speechless Liu Bai and sighed softly.
Upon hearing this, Liu Bai's lips twitched immediately. "It's really not what you think! We've been married for so long! You have to believe me! Am I that kind of person?"
Liu Bai had no choice but to use his persona to refute.
"...yes."
Rita for a moment and then nodded.
"You spent the night in Lady Bianka's room last night."
"..."
Liu Bai fell silent again upon hearing Rita's answer.
Can I ask Rita what kind of weird concept is behind this dream?
No, perhaps we should ask Rita why she had such a dream.
Upon hearing this, Elysia's gaze towards Liu Bai immediately turned strange.
"You spent the night in Lord Ragna's room the day before yesterday."
Rita continued to sigh, "The night before last was spent in Mei's room. This month, you've spent more nights in that unofficial room of Shiora than in my room, your legal wife's room..."
"..."
Oh no, could this dream be turning into a nightmare?
Looking at Rita, who was on the verge of tears, Liu Bai suddenly realized the problem.
Originally, this dream was supposed to be similar to Mobius's, focusing on the sweet life of an old married couple.
However, Elysia's appearance caused the unstable environment of "dreams" to quickly go astray...
Simply put, the story has changed from a loving couple's tale to a story of a resentful woman confined to her room.
That's why Rita is now revealing a whole bunch of things that are pitiful to her.
Liu Bai looked at Elysia with a stern face.
He absolutely shouldn't take the blame for this!
Elysia guiltily looked away.
Well, she's not stupid, so she naturally noticed the problem as well.
This dream seems to have become a complete mess.
But... what should she say at this moment?
Or should I smile?
"Um, Miss Rita, Liu Bai and I really have a very pure relationship."
Elysia coughed lightly twice.
"Furthermore! I also strongly condemn Mr. Liu Bai 'Liu Bai irresponsible behavior towards his wife and his unfaithfulness in love!"
Liu Bai: "..."
We're actually on the same side, aren't we?
What do you mean by irresponsible and unfaithful?! Don't try to pin things from my dreams on me!
And whose fault do you think it is that things have turned out this way?
"...real?"
Rita, silently wiping away her tears, looked at Elysia in surprise.
"Certainly!"
Elysia gave Rita a very friendly smile.
Then he looked at Liu Bai with righteous indignation.
"Liu Bai! I believe you should immediately and sincerely apologize to your wife!"
"..."
Why would he apologize for something he was completely baffled by?!
This is completely unfair!
(Just trying to fool them~)
Elysia winked at Liu Bai, whose expression was stiff.
(Liu Bai, you wouldn't want Miss Rita's dream to become a mess, would you?)
"..."
Liu Bai really wanted to say that things had gotten to the point where they were a complete mess.
But... if a beautiful dream can turn into a nightmare, then a nightmare should also be able to turn into a beautiful dream, right?
Although it feels like things might get even more complicated, it's worth a try for Rita's sake.
But then another problem arose.
How do scumbags apologize?
I have no experience in this area!
Or rather, having such an experience is what makes it seem like a ghost!
I've lived my life uprightly and properly!
Liu Bai was internally cursing, but he still managed to force a smile and said, "Then... I'll spend tonight with Rita?"
"Tonight?"
Rita looked up at the clock in the office.
"Instead of tonight... why not now?"
Rita snatched the documents from Liu Bai's desk, threw them into the trash can, and then smiled.
"Anyway, no one will come to the office at this time. As long as the curtains are drawn, it will be no different from nighttime."
As Rita spoke, she began to unbutton the buttons on her chest.
"Wait, wait, wait! Isn't it inappropriate to do that kind of thing in broad daylight?!"
Seeing the two buttons already undone and her chest now free of restraint, Elysia immediately blushed and tried to stop her.
"Not good?"
Rita smiled at Elysia.
"Please rest assured, I will lock the door and draw the curtains. Miss Elysia, could you please leave my husband and me some private space? Oh, and could you go out and find a blonde, flat-chested lady named Otto? We need someone to push our butts around here—I have no objection if you want to come."
"..."
Am I going to be kicked out?
Elysia looked at Liu Bai.
Hey! Hurry up and refute this! I'm protecting your chastity!
Liu Bai and Elysia exchanged a glance, then pretended not to notice and looked out the window.
Although it's not nice to say it like this, Liu Bai is still quite tempted by the idea of dream benefits.
Elysia: "..."
So, not only was he betrayed by this Miss Rita, but he was also stabbed in the back by Liu Bai?
Elysia silently lowered her head and pondered for a while, then gave Rita the same smile, "In that case, I'll just have to spread this around the world."
"Hmm..."
Rita was taken aback by what she heard, and she put down her hand that was unbuttoning her clothes.
"Is this considered a threat, Miss Elysia?"
"Hmm... maybe?"
Elysia gave a feigned, naive smile.
"While I understand how you feel, Ms. Rita, it's just not possible."
"You're being unreasonable, Miss Elysia."
Rita sighed, and then a scythe appeared in Rita hand.