Honkai: The Spirit Simulator
Chapter 537

Absolutely No Chance of Getting Pregnant! / Catgirl Strikes!

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"I don't care about a title; my gut feeling tells me that Otto is up to something."

After calming herself down, Kallen revealed an expression that said, "I've seen it all."

She wasn't really listening to their conversation, after all, she and Otto weren't on the same page when it came to their beliefs. But after all these years of being best friends, Kallen knew nothing good could come of Otto's behavior.

"No, we just reached an agreement on something that would make everyone in the world better off—I'm going to draft a plan for poverty alleviation through force first."

Otto would not allow the followers of his god to live poorly.

"What the heck?" Kallen asked, looking completely bewildered.

"Simply put, it means losing money to build factories, shops and other facilities in some underdeveloped areas."

"What does that have to do with force... Well, you're really something."

Kallen only paused for a moment before understanding Otto's thought process.

"Force is used to deal with troublemakers and to forcibly arrest these troublemakers and lazybones and send them to labor camps," Otto said quietly, not at all surprised that Kallen could come to this conclusion. "They should be able to escape poverty within ten years."

"You... are fine too."

Although Kallen knew that Otto was planning something big, she gave up trying to dissuade him after hearing about the plan.

The reason is simple: if Otto is the first to implement such a plan, then his actions are unlikely to be too bad.

Okay, actually, Otto's plan is full of hegemonic ideas. You don't want to work? You don't want to escape poverty? No, no, no, I think you do want to! Are you going to go to work on your own, or are we going to kidnap you and send you to a labor camp?

With a focus on a tough approach to poverty alleviation, Kallen figured that Otto could afford to lose money and still implement such a tough approach, he would definitely be able to lift people out of poverty in ten years. Even if she knew that part of the reason for this plan was to silence her, she had no reason to refuse.

Moreover, only Otto would dare to do such a thing; anyone else would at least consider mutual consent and humanitarian principles...

This is the common practice of giving money to alleviate poverty.

"Shouldn't we inform Kiana and the others about this?"

Everyone thought that this generation's saintess should be either Bianka or Kiana, but who would have thought that Otto would give it to Aponia instead.

"Do they look like the kind of people who care about this kind of thing? Just let Cecilia know."

Chapter 482 Can't Give Birth Anymore!

"Boss Reanna! Is there any more food?"

"Freshly baked flatbread." Reanna smiled as she took the flatbread out of the oven, plated it, and served it in one smooth motion. "Miss Pardo, you can eat as much as you like."

"If you keep feeding her, Pardo will turn into a pig." Liu Bai held his chopsticks, looking helplessly at the smiling Reanna and the sullen Pardo eating.

"Your pork knuckle and ham are ready. I also have some sauerkraut here. Would you like to try some?"

Reanna acted as if she hadn't heard and continued plating and serving the food.

"... It's good to try it." Looking at the delicious food that was served, Liu Bai finally chose to abandon his principles. "By the way, Reanna, your cooking skills are pretty good."

"It's an old craft from one or two hundred years ago, and it's only been picked up again in the last thirty or forty years."

"..."

Your talk about things from a hundred or two hundred years ago, or thirty or forty years ago, makes it hard for me to keep up.

"By the way, Reanna, what did you do before you became Valkyrie?"

"Of course I'm a peasant girl, the kind with no ties at all. I snuck in when the church was recruiting soldiers, and then... that's it. What else do you think I am?" Reanna asked with a smile.

"Hmm... it feels more like a fallen noblewoman or a knight lady would suit you better now, Reanna."

"Then Schicksal has long since become one of the four great families." Reanna shrugged. As Schicksal's chief Valkyrie, who has served for nearly a hundred years, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call her Schicksal's Marshal. If she had a family behind her, she would have been on par with the three founding families of Schicksal long ago. "Hmm... but it's not too late to start a family now?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Bai, who was gnawing on a pork knuckle, immediately put it down and prepared to run away.

What you're saying sounds like you're about to commit a crime? I'm panicking, you know.

"Just kidding, Lord Alliance Leader, please continue with your meal."

Seeing Liu Bai like this, Reanna's smile widened.

"However, Alliance Leader, you should also consider this issue. You are now only one step away from becoming a member of the Myriad Generations Family."

If their own Alliance Leader nods in approval, then regardless of anything else, the three great families of Schicksal, whether or not they still have male descendants, will definitely all change their surname to Liu.

As for the other girls, there were plenty of formidable women among them who could start their own families and clans—like herself.

Reanna's nice way of saying it was "just one step away" sounds like she had a choice, but in reality, she didn't...

"Meow?"

While eating her biscuit, Pardo looked up and had a feeling that they were discussing a topic that was dangerous for cats.

Reanna glanced at the adorable girl, reached out and patted her head. This girl obviously didn't need to worry about such things.

Liu Bai was taken aback by the question, then reached out and pinched the back of Pardo's neck, picked Pardo up while she was still holding a biscuit, and put her in his arms.

Reanna stared in disbelief—so you really thought this silly girl was a cat!

"The... the head of the household?" Pardo was startled and a little flustered when she first came into contact with Liu Bai, who had a physical body.

"Never mind me, go eat your food."

Liu Bai stroked the girl's hair and cat ears as if he were petting a cat.

"Oh..." Pardo looked at the pancakes on her side, then at the pork knuckle, ham, and sauerkraut on Liu Bai's side, and deeply felt what it meant to be treated differently.

What danger? What danger could there be when your own boss is right beside you?

Just eat!

Having figured it out, Pardo bit off the piece of bread in her mouth and started eating the remaining part with ham.

Seeing Pardo start eating again without any suspicion, Reanna couldn't help but worry that the girl might be tricked.

Sitting so unguarded in the lap of someone of the opposite sex, you never know when someone might take advantage of you...

Seriously fucking until you scream.

"Ah, don't let her current appearance fool you, Pardo is actually quite vigilant when she's out in the world... and of course, quite lucky too."

Liu Bai rubbed Pardo's animal ears.

"Should this be called 'Rare Footage of Feral Cat Domestication'?"

"That joke is a bit lame," Reanna retorted.

However, her concern for Pardo stopped there. If the girl were really executed on the spot, it might actually be a stroke of good luck in some way.

At least Reanna is happy about this.

"Speaking of which, are you still planning to keep the matter of your physical body from those girls?"

Compared to Bianka, who only had a half-hearted test with Liu Bai, Reanna truly witnessed Liu Bai maintaining his physical body from dawn until almost noon.

"If I didn't hide it, could you see me now?"

"Why not?" Reanna said with a teasing expression. "Those girls would definitely give me a fast track no matter what."

So what if she's tied up and thrown a party? Reanna isn't like Mobius or Mei, who's practically living their lives to the fullest. While Reanna may not be as socially adept as the social terrorist Elysia, she's a genuinely virtuous and upright person, someone who keeps her public and private life in perfect harmony. Even if you're not close to her, you at least have a respectful relationship with her.

Incidentally, from this perspective, Reanna is the only one without any bad friends.

Even if everyone is friendly with Elysia, having a bunch of bad friends is a completely different matter.

"I think if you go, you're more likely to scare them away," Liu Bai retorted without backing down.

It's just mockery, isn't it? Anyone can do that.

Don't you realize that if you actually go, will they treat you as a fellow believer or as a disciplinary committee member catching a thief red-handed?

"Will I go wearing only my underwear? Those girls definitely won't mistake me for someone else."

"... Let's leave this dangerous topic at that."

Liu Bai was forced to retreat in defeat.

"Actually, what I mean is that you could also have a child," Reanna said, revealing her thoughts. "I remember Kaslana was an artificial baby from Previous Era, right? But obviously, it wasn't perfect."

Reanna acknowledged that Kevin was strong enough, but she had mentored members of the Kaslana family before. They were stronger than ordinary people, but for geniuses, they were just so-so.

Moreover... he has intellectual disabilities.

Okay, although intelligence does grow rapidly around the age of thirty.

Reanna had been looking at Kaslana for over a hundred years, but none of them had caught her eye—including Siegfried.

What's the point of using your Herrscher's health and kill them? It's more like, if you can't even kill a Herrscher with your ultimate skill like Heavenly Fire, then what's the point of having you?

Currently, among the geniuses in Kaslana's family, she has seen one Kallen, one Theresa, and now the Bianka sisters.

The problem is that Kallen is the only pure-blooded Kaslana here... well, although in terms of bloodline, Theresa is the closest to Kevin.

Reanna hadn't really noticed it before, but now she's increasingly feeling that Kaslana isn't quite right for her.

Now that her own Alliance Leader is able to have children with her... Reanna thinks Bianka is pretty good, and she should raise her to be an absolute powerhouse of both intelligence and strength.

Even if we take a step back, Kiana is still an option. After all, she has a top-tier Herrscher body. It's just a matter of whether the Herrscher's bonuses can be inherited—after all, the Herrscher Core is definitely not hereditary.

And to be honest, no one had ever thought of the idea of sleeping with Herrscher before Liu Bai ...

"Previous Era left us with a spark. Although we don't mind taking a gamble, if we fail, we should leave something for the next civilization."

Reanna offered her righteous and stern advice.

Liu Bai's lips twitched. He'd had a vague, ominous premonition since the simulation in his Previous Era, when he learned that Mei was not to preserve the flame.

But at that time he was physically unfit, so he had to settle for second best. Mei directly paired Kevin up with other girls, which made Kaslana...

Now that he has a body, is it really his turn now?

"Don't try to sabotage me. I know what's going on. Let's go all in this time. If we lose, we're all done for. If we win, we'll live a wonderful life."

Liu Bai stated directly that he was not buying into Reanna's act.

Do you really think the transmission of civilization is so simple? This kind of thing depends entirely on the Honkai's mood. Even if you Honkai into the Honkai, it can only have a subtle impact—after all, the Honkai is at least planet-sized, and it involves some larger concepts. So what if it's a supercomputer? If a supercomputer acts recklessly, it will either be crushed or dragged down. Being assimilated on the spot is no joke.

In this kind of inheritance, not only do you have to do it well, but you also need to have good luck!

Moreover, for Liu Bai, now is the time to seize every minute.

"Never mind, Reanna, connect me to Wendy and Joyce."

Liu Bai's fighting spirit was ignited, and he decided to deal with the Herrscher of a Thousand first.

"Yes." Liu Bai got into work mode, Reanna dared not slack off in the slightest. Being in work mode was a military order; laughing and joking would be considered a lapse in military strategy.

So, within two minutes, Reanna was able to communicate with Joyce and Wendy. Anna was also by her side, and they seemed to be in relatively stable condition.

"What are your orders, Alliance Leader?"

Even though the pairing of the serious-looking Liu Bai with the strange girl huddled in his arms eating was bizarre, Joyce tried her best to maintain her serious expression.

"How's the matter of the Herrscher of a Thousand going?" Liu Bai went straight to the point.

"Overall, it's alright. The number of Herrscher of a Thousand isn't that high right now. We've been chasing them closely and have killed fifty or sixty of them. Currently, their numbers have remained around 30, so we haven't had time to increase their numbers... However, Herrscher of a Thousand are still difficult to deal with. At the moment, it seems we have no way to eliminate them."

Joyce was having a headache. The Herrscher of a Thousand was incredibly annoying when she disappeared into a crowd. Killing her wouldn't be a problem, but the Herrscher of a Thousand wasn't stupid either. If one of them died, she would permanently lose a position. What was the point of fighting? Humans would be happy to chase her, and she would be happy to run away. The losses from running away were definitely less than the losses from fighting back.

"I understand, catch me a few that are alive."

Liu Bai didn't believe that the other side really only had 30 people. In reality, with fifty or sixty dead and the Herrscher of a Thousand still alive and kicking, it would be a miracle if there weren't at least one or two hundred hidden people.

But it doesn't matter how many people there are. Once I go up and make the contract, everything will be settled—the tactics of my Previous Era should be the most efficient tactics.

As for how to form a contract?

Of course, you should burn it—burn it until you convert to Buddhism.

Chapter 483 The Cats Strikes!

How many of the Herrscher of a Thousand should be captured?

The people over there looked puzzled.

Why grab that thing?

"I heard that Dr. Mei seems to have developed several drugs using the bodies of Herrscher of a Thousand."

Anna, who has relatives at headquarters, said weakly.

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