Tell Me a Joke: Elysia, the Self-Controlled

Forget the presidential suite, we could even turn it into a mixed-gender hot spring bath!

Does any grandeur or prestige in the theater matter compared to the comfort of one's own Lord God?

Whatever the Lord God desire, that is the obsession we Herrscher of Domination subconsciously control!

"... Too flashy." Liu Bai was tempted for a moment, but ultimately refused.

Even if you open a theater with a small scale, it will still be noticed.

Putting aside other things, Kiana and Fu Hua, who are both Herrscher, Mei, who has an external Herrscher Core, would definitely be able to notice the movements of the Herrscher of Domination.

However, this reminded Liu Bai that this thing's functionality seemed to extend beyond just having a large number of people; there were also many ways to play in this alternate dimension.

I really didn't let this guy live for nothing.

"Remember to send someone over, and also arrange for the room cleaning to be done."

"Yes!"

Reanna's Cottage.

Looking at the several Herrscher of Domination were busy tidying up the room, Liu Bai felt that he finally had a bit of the aura of a big boss of human civilization.

At least you can find reliable subordinates anytime, anywhere... Well, the Herrscher of Domination may have a lot of flaws, but when it comes to getting things done for him, he's impeccable.

As for Reanna's cabin, although it is a wooden cabin, it has everything you need. Although it looks like a wooden cabin, it is not actually a simple cabin built entirely of wood. All the necessary building materials are used.

Rather than calling it a log cabin, the term "European-style country cottage" is more fitting.

It's still by the lake.

Given this environment, Liu Bai is actually considering building a home here.

The interior is decorated mainly in warm colors like apricot yellow, and even though the house has been uninhabited for a long time, the furniture arrangement still gives people a very cozy feeling.

Call--

As the Herrscher of Domination brought firewood to light the fireplace, the gradually warming environment subconsciously created a sense of relaxation.

The bedding on the bed had been changed to new ones, and the Herrscher of Domination had also brought some ingredients and fruits. The three Herrscher of Domination were gathered together discussing how to cook— Reanna's cottage was quite old, and the kitchen still had a primitive stove that was out of place with modern times.

There were five or six people lying in ambush outside, ready to inform Liu Bai immediately if anyone came.

Everything is ready; it all depends on who finds them tonight... or perhaps none of them will find them at all?

"I'm going to take a nap. Call me when you've finished cooking."

Liu Bai's physical body materialized, and in the warm environment, this once-powerful ghost, the leader of civilization, and the current Herrscher of Human, was trapped in an eternal seal called the "bed," awaiting the princess to awaken him from the seal...

Sleeping Beauty! A serialized novel!

—Just kidding

"Where's Liu Bai? Such a big, living person! Gray Serpent, you're telling me you can't find him?" Although Mobius was now half a head shorter than Gray Serpent, he showed no fear whatsoever when he attacked Gray Serpent.

And the Gray Serpent could only silently endure the insults.

However, first of all, our eldest child isn't a living person, is he...?

Well, Gray Serpent actually knows a little bit. After all, although the movements of the Herrscher of Domination are secretive, they can't be kept from a top-notch information broker like him.

However, Gray Serpent wasn't the kind of person who lacked discernment. Putting aside the fact that he only knew a little bit, the real problem was that Liu Bai was hiding.

That's hard to say.

The snake master was furious, but the Gray Serpent wasn't some naive kid. Not to mention that quarrels in bed are resolved in bed, given the snake master's personality, no matter how angry he was, he would definitely be all soft and timid when he saw Liu Bai.

It would have been better if Liu Bai hadn't asked; if he had, he would definitely have been sold out.

This is not something outsiders should meddle in.

"Gray Serpent, what are you standing there for! Go find him! Your father's gone and you're just standing here like nothing happened?"

Mobius was really anxious and started saying all sorts of things—she was now afraid that Eden would take Liu Bai to a secluded place.

"..." The Gray Serpent was also a little confused.

The phrase "Your dad's gone" actually caused the Gray Serpent CPU to overheat and burn out.

"Still standing there? Still standing there!?" Mobius was even more annoyed as he looked at the motionless Gray Serpent.

"Uh... yes, I'll go right now... Mom?"

Gray Serpent asked very cautiously—he swore he had never been so meticulous and cautious in his entire life.

He was a man who had seen many storms and witnessed the growth of modern civilization, and who had single-handedly established the World Serpent Organization. Yet, when he uttered the word "Mom," his hoarse voice choked with emotion.

"...Go ahead and move." Mobius blushed a little at the mention of Gray Serpent as his mother. "If you can't find your father, you won't have me as your mother anymore!"

"...Understood."

After taking a deep breath, the red light in the eye sockets of the Gray Serpent mask flashed intensely.

"Please Astra Yao, Mother."

Herrscher of Domination, huh... Sorry, it seems we can't get along.

We need to get information out of the Herrscher of Domination first.

Gray Serpent was absolutely certain that the Herrscher of Domination and Liu Bai's disappearance were definitely related.

However, you can't force these kinds of people; they're fanatics who aren't afraid of death at all. You can only try to get information out of them.

Chapter 522 Telling a Joke, Self-Disciplined Elysia

"... Dominate, give me some face."

Gray Serpent looked at the Herrscher of Domination, who was completely unresponsive, and said with a great headache.

"Who the hell do you think you are?" Dominator sneered at Gray Serpent.

She has to act like a civilized person in front of the Lord God, but who do you think you are, Gray Serpent?

Hiss...

Normally, negotiations at this point would basically break down, and the next step would either be a complete breakdown or a showdown with force.

However, this is normal.

"Dominator, you don't need to beat around the bush. You must know where the Lord God has gone." The Gray Serpent tried to keep his tone as calm as possible. "Now I'm asking you, but who knows who will be asking you later."

"Oh, then I'll die in front of you?"

The Herrscher of Domination held his head up as if he were about to turn it 360 degrees at any moment.

Trying to scare me? I'm not afraid of dying!

The Gray Serpent fell silent again.

If this person were to twist their own head on the spot, then the conversation would be over. After all, we're all on the same side. Although the lives of Herrscher of Domination aren't worth much, they've already died to keep secrets, so what are you going to do about it?

Furthermore, the Gray Serpent could understand the idea that life is worthless and can be wasted so easily.

Back in Sky Dome City, did you see him afraid of being torn down by Rita? He wasn't afraid at all.

"Don't you have intelligence? Go investigate it yourself."

The Herrscher of Domination, seeing that Gray Serpent remained silent, sneered and shooed him away.

"The Lord God is waiting for someone else to come to him, why are you getting involved?"

"... He is my father."

"Cough cough!?"

The Herrscher of Domination really couldn't hold back this time.

"What? No, you bastard, don't try to fool me. I can tell at a glance that you're not much different from me."

"My creator is Dr. Mobius," Gray Serpent replied calmly. "Therefore, Lord Liu Bai is my father."

"Oh... so according to you, you also have to call Elysia and the others 'Mom'? After all, they are the women of the Lord God." The Herrscher of Domination sneered, posing a deadly question.

We're both seasoned foxes, why are you trying to play sophistry with me? Do you really think I can't tell the difference?

The Lord God didn't create you. Mobius and Liu Bai never even slept together. What nonsense are you spouting? You're a child from a single-parent family now!

"..." This question indeed silenced Gray Serpent.

This is not something that can be gotten away with by being shameless. If Mobius finds out about this... well, he probably won't be able to be a single parent anymore.

"Either you find it yourself, or you ask me, I'm willing to die for you—it doesn't matter who comes. To tell you the truth, you're not the only one who's come to ask me."

Although the Herrscher of Domination is secretive in her actions, Schicksal is ultimately a place where many people are watching. The Herrscher of Domination's activities in the afternoon were all observed, and anyone willing to inquire would surely discover the trickery involved.

Do you really think you're the only one who discovered it, Gray Serpent?

She's being questioned in several other bodies right now.

But I have only one thing to say: you find it yourselves. I'm just following orders. Even if you kill me, I won't say a word!

So not only Gray Serpent, but everyone who discovered the problem was helpless.

This guy is like a rock in a cesspool, smelly and hard, his life is worthless, and Liu Bai is standing behind him.

There was no other way but to lobby.

But another problem arises: none of them have a good relationship with the Herrscher of Domination.

Aponia and Otto, the only two Herrscher of Domination, can understand the Herrscher of Domination's fanatical faith.

If you don't play the emotional card, you're just asking for trouble.

As for what we mean by reasoning?

Sorry, Liu Bai is the ultimate truth, okay?

(So, I guess I'll have to rely on myself...)

"He actually ran away at this crucial moment..." Eden's eyes twitched violently after learning that Liu Bai had disappeared. "I didn't say he couldn't go to Rita's place! Why did he run away!"

"Well... no normal person would consider this situation, right?" Elysia leisurely rocked her chair.

If it weren't for her best friend, Elysia would have called Eden out on his hindsight.

Why give me a choice between two options? Couldn't you just say, "I'm also good at dancing, and I'll coach Rita with you tonight"?

To put it bluntly, isn't he trying to outdo Rita?

Now things have gone too far, this is interesting.

"Aili, aren't you going to go look for her?"

Eden turned to look at Elysia showed absolutely no sense of urgency.

This guy's behavior always made Eden feel like he knew something.

"No rush. Anyway, it's impossible for Liu Bai to be found so easily. It's not too late to set off after Dr. Mobius and the others have eliminated some of the wrong answers."

"... If you're not going, I will."

Eden had been looking forward to this evening all afternoon, even dressing up to her best, but then Liu Bai was gone.

Even knowing that Liu Bai wouldn't be found so easily, Eden didn't want to gamble on the chance of someone else getting there first.

Eden pushed open the door and left, while a glint of light flashed in Elysia's eyes.

She could actually... vaguely sense Liu Bai's location.

As long as Liu Bai remains in his physical form, she can vaguely sense that... perhaps the "Herrscher of Human" is a species where females seek mates?

In any case, judging from Liu Bai's current swaggering and physical state, it's highly likely that Liu Bai doesn't feel anything.

However, the idea of females courting seems to make a lot of sense. Honkai itself is biased towards women, and there are only a handful of male Herrscher... But then again, does courting really exist?

However, there's a reason why Elysia isn't moving right now.

Over the past few days, Elysia has been able to barely control her desires... although it's just suppression, it hasn't caused any backlash yet.

She's waiting now, waiting for someone to find Liu Bai first.