Honkai: The Spirit Simulator
Chapter 586

You Don't Actually Think Senior Sister Wants to Look After You, Do You? (Continued)

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It's like you're saying when you'll stop courting death.

"Kevin, you can believe in your luck."

"Go tell that to Pardo!" Kevin clung tightly to Sue's leg. "If you don't save me, I'll stick to your leg all day!"

"Are you fucking a pervert?"

"Being a psychopath is better than dying!"

"..." Su twitched her lips, trying to maintain her calm expression. "Fine... I knew you were a tough nut to crack. Let me guess... it's that thing that Senior Sister asked you to make before, right? You couldn't resist talking bad about Senior Sister and Dr. Mobius again?"

"No, I'm telling the truth."

"..."

That bastard, he's incorrigible!

Sue really wanted to throw the coffee in Kevin's face right now.

"You should just die. I'll leave your inheritance to Bianka."

Sue squinted and gave Kevin a kind smile.

"Then I'll drag you down with me!"

"...You rascal." Su sighed. "Fine, give me the thing, I'll take a look at it."

"Here, this."

Upon seeing Su Song's mouth, Kevin pulled out a small golden ball from his pocket.

"This is it."

"... Is this it?"

Su borrowed the ball, looked it over, took a deep breath, and tried to ask Kevin in a friendly manner.

"Excuse me, Mr. Kevin, where is the instruction manual?"

"It's lost."

"Lost?" Su slammed his hand on the table, his face darkening. "What do you take me for?!"

"The brain."

Kevin said honestly.

It's no secret that the Kaslana family members automatically match the most compatible brains in their vicinity.

For Kevin, the brain he uses most easily is Sue's.

"Bullshit! You just see me as someone to clean up your messes!"

Sue kicked Kevin hard.

"Instruction manual! I can't do this thing without the instruction manual!"

"Aren't you a logistics staff member too?"

"Don't equate support staff with researchers!" Sue then kicked Kevin. "I'm a doctor and commander, research is none of my business!"

This little ball is truly the most, most, most, most top-tier thing ever. If Su didn't know that Kevin doesn't usually use his brain much, he would be wondering if Kevin was trying to screw him over.

"Stop, stop, stop... This thing is more mentally oriented, I think you should know a lot about it."

"There are several types of people who are biased towards the mental aspect." Su sighed. "Isn't Master Aponia also a mentalist? If we're really going to count, the current senior sister is also a mentalist."

"... Just tell me if you can handle it."

"..." Su silently touched the small ball for a while, then put it on the table. "Don't talk nonsense, if you can't handle it, the encryption program has very obvious traces of Aponia's teachings."

Sue wasn't as stupid as Kevin. Even though Sue believed his mental abilities were no less than those of the Herrscher of Sentience back then, he didn't want to touch the encryption made by Aponia.

Aponia a purebred heretical mentalist, with almost no skills in mental warfare, and all her abilities are related to discipline and mental contamination.

Sue had absolutely no intention of trying the encryption program inside.

"Uh, you didn't ask me for this?" Kevin, somewhat surprised.

"The main body of this space... probably relies on the Stigmata mechanism, or your family's Stigmata. I really don't understand this. If you want to find out, go find Senior Sister."

"...Alright." Kevin's lips twitched. "So you're saying I'm hopeless, huh?"

"Hmm... how about we kneel down before Senior Sister?" Su suggested. "That way, I think we can still see your remains."

"... I want to punch you."

"Just kidding—you don't really think your senior sister doesn't know you're going to court death, do you?"

Su first shrugged, then looked at Kevin with disdain.

You bastard, can't you even consider your own reputation?

It's long gone!

Do you really think anyone would believe you'd behave and not do anything reckless?

"... So, is Senior Sister finally going to find a reason to drown us both in the river?" Kevin thought about it and felt that Su's statement made a lot of sense.

"You're the only one who's wrong."

"It's okay, I'll expose your secrets later."

"..."

You're a real bastard, Kevin!

"Kevin... I have a way to survive, do you want to hear it?"

"Listen, listen!" Kevin nodded repeatedly.

Su didn't keep them in suspense and said directly, "Teacher."

"Suck up to the teacher?" Kevin's eyes lit up.

"...If you don't want to get ganged up on, you'd better not do it." Su gave Kevin a disdainful look. "What I mean is, help your senior sister seduce the teacher."

"Ah... wouldn't that be unfair to the teacher?" Kevin seemed somewhat tempted.

"Well said, I recorded it."

"Ahem, just kidding, Su, you don't have to take it so seriously... So, how can I help?"

"Just play yourself. The teacher won't be wary of your stupidity anyway." Su tapped the table. "Once the teacher has dealt with the senior sister, she'll probably only have the teacher on her mind. Who will care about you then? You don't really think the senior sister wants to care about you, do you?"

"... I get it, you're just looking for someone to vent your anger on when you're bored, right?"

Kevin racked his brains, trying his best not to show any sadness.

"Thinking about it carefully, didn't your senior sister dislike us a long time ago?"

"Oh, is that even a question?"

"Excuse me, are you Raiden Mei?"

Mei had barely stepped out when she was ambushed by someone who looked exactly like her.

Raiden Mei looked at the woman who looked almost exactly like her but was dressed in samurai attire, and her heart skipped a beat.

"Who are you..."

Although she sensed the other party's hostility, Mei wasn't stupid; these days, not just anyone can sneak into Schicksal.

Moreover, the other party's feelings were only hostile and did not turn into murderous intent.

"My name is Kita -Hokushin Mei."

"... The founder of Hokushin Itto-ryu? That great swordsman from the early Sengoku period?"

Mei was stunned for a moment. Although Mei had been somewhat uneducated over the years, she had not forgotten her family's traditions.

"You know me?" Hokushin Mei was also surprised. This was the first time she had discovered that someone knew her since she came to Schicksal.

"Well..."

Mei made a strange gesture and waved her hand in the air twice.

Hokushin Mei's eye twitched. Hmm, the real Hokushin Itto-ryu, her proficiency... was comparable to her own.

So it's your family's secret recipe, huh!

Originally, he was going to find fault with the "vixen," but it turned out that this person was his successor.

Moreover, such a masterful mastery of profound techniques clearly indicates that he is not some minor character playing a supporting role.

It's quite awkward, since the inheritance of knowledge is in no way inferior to the inheritance of bloodline. For Hokushin Mei, it feels like she's finding fault with her own descendants.

Mei looked at the embarrassed expression on the other person's face and said, "Um... let me guess, you must have something to do with Brother Liu Bai, right?"

"?"

Elder brother?

"Ahem, yes, that's right. Hmm, nice to meet you, Mei."

Ah... my sister-in-law?

Hokushin Mei now wants to go back and tear that "Mei" apart.

You actually called your successor and sister-in-law a vixen? Have you never been beaten up before?!

However, we still need to make a good impression.

As Hokushin Mei straightened her clothes, she wore a kind expression:

"As you can see, I am Hokushin Mei, your sister-in-law. Please take good care of me from now on—"

Snap!

"... Sister-in-law my foot."

Mei stared with a dark expression at Hokushin Mei, who had been knocked over by her high-voltage current.

You dare to call yourself my sister-in-law with my face on your own? Have you never been beaten up before?!

"Um... Miss Mei, Miss Kitashita just arrived, are you really going to do this..."

A young woman carrying documents walked by and looked embarrassed at the scene.

"Don't worry, he's fine. You can drag him away, or you can just notify your brother."

Mei rolled her eyes. Even Rita didn't dare to directly refer to herself as his wife, yet this old man from five hundred years ago dared to jump out like that...

Mei really thought she had a good temper; one electric shock and she fainted. Someone else might not be so easy to talk to.

"By the way, besides this guy, who else came?"

Mei now truly doesn't believe that any newcomer would come alone; it would be strange if they didn't bring a bunch of people with them.

"There is also Miss Sakura, Miss Yae Sakura and her younger sister Yae Rin."

"Sakura... oh, the one from the Previous Era who disappeared while sleeping, and then these two sisters..."

Judging from her name, it sounds like she has a relationship with Mei.

Tsk, forget it, I can't be bothered with it. I'm almost done cultivating my own little plot of land, so let's not cause any more trouble.

Mei left without looking back, leaving the Herrscher of Domination dressed as a clerk to take care of Hokushin Mei.

"At present, there is still hope for Ling's condition."

In Mei's office, Sakura and the Yae sisters were both there, with Sakura holding Himeko in her arms in her girl form.

"The body was completely unaffected, the negative effects of Herrscher have completely disappeared, and the intelligence is relatively normal. The only problem is that the memory has been wiped."

"But Rin has already become God Key, right?" Sakura asked, gently stroking Himeko's hair.

"Prometheus is still a robot, so does it really matter whether it's a weapon or not? Even if we take a step back, Bell is a living weapon—the important thing isn't the weapon, but the living being!"

Mei pushed up her glasses.

"The essence of bell is that it is alive, understand? Moreover, memories cannot disappear for no reason. As long as the appropriate methods are used, there is a high probability that they can be recovered."

"For example?"

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