Honkai: The Spirit Simulator
Chapter 634

Casual Chatter While Throwing a Wrench in the Works

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As for the more than nine hundred Herrscher of Domination, it would be better for them to remain as servants lurking in the shadows.

"We all think it's reasonable."

Rita smiled and stepped forward to take Liu Bai's arm.

"Don't stand outside, come in."

"Is this something the head maid should be doing?"

"Hmm? You mean cuddling with the master? Or warming the master's bed?"

Rita was already quite unrestrained, but after meeting the parents... or rather, after four chaotic days, she became even more unrestrained, daring to put Liu Bai's hand on her chest in public.

To be honest, Rita's parents really muddled through things, and even managed to collapse their house at the last minute, making Liu Bai feel quite embarrassed towards his in-laws...

"Otto, look at other people... Oh, sorry, I forgot, you don't have that."

Kallen looked at Otto with a mocking expression, puffed out her chest, and her entire chest jiggled like a jelly.

"... Kallen, I'll beat you up, okay?" Otto looked at Kallen with a friendly expression.

Do you think I'm still the same weakling I used to be?

I can take on three of you now!

"Even if you flatten me, you can't make me bigger, right? So Otto, you've got so many powers, but not one of them is for breast enhancement?"

"...Does life count?" Otto asked with a strange look. "I've tried to accelerate my own growth."

Kallen rolled her eyes at this. "You're already in your thirties, aren't you? Do you even have any potential for further development? Forced maturation?"

Just because your chest looks like a fourteen-year-old doesn't mean you're actually fourteen, okay? Do you really think you're not fully developed yet?

To be honest, Kallen would rather believe Bronya wasn't fully developed than Otto.

After all, Bronya is only seventeen years old this year. Although normally she wouldn't have much potential, seventeen is still an age where miracles can happen.

Otto? You come from a wealthy family, and considering how much I fed you back then, plus your age, you just have no potential!

"If you ask me, you should just get breast augmentation."

Otto rolled his eyes when he heard this. If she really wanted to fool him, why would she need Kallen?

She's not Fu Hua, who has her even the possibility of breast augmentation blocked. This body was just an ordinary person before, and now that she's become Herrscher, she doesn't have that kind of fixed state. If she really wanted to augment her breasts, it would be a matter of minutes. But isn't it because she doesn't want to lie to herself?

So be it, she's used to this feeling of no pressure on her chest anyway—at least she stands straighter than Kallen.

While Otto and Kallen were discussing breast issues, Liu Bai was showing Rita around her new home.

"This is the living room. These artworks were all purchased at high prices by His Excellency the Bishop from various places."

"This is the kitchen, and I am the head chef. Many of the girls in our Unfading Blade can cook, and after a little training, they are already passable."

After all, not everyone's cooking skills are as disastrous as Mei's and Natasha's; most people are normal.

"This is a waterbed room." Rita pushed open another door on the first floor, and an extremely spacious room appeared before Liu Bai. "This room can accommodate fifty people."

Rita's tone was meaningful.

Liu Bai's eye twitched.

"And the rooms surrounding this one are all maid dormitories, so please don't go to the wrong one tonight, Master~"

After laughing, Rita led Liu Bai to the room at the end of the corridor on the first floor.

"This room is the punishment room. If you think any maid is disobedient, you can bring her here and bully her... punish her."

Rita patted Alisa on the shoulder.

Alisa shuddered... Hey, why are you starting to enjoy bullying Alisa too?

And this is a punishment room for ghosts! Isn't this... cough, a room that Mei would like?

"Why was this horrible room set up?"

"Who knows what the bishop is thinking? Maybe His Excellency is actually hoping to be whipped by you." Rita shrugged, picked up a small toy hanging on the wall and fiddled with it for a moment. "But don't worry, the Valkyrie is very resilient, these little toys won't cause any harm—I heard from others that Miss Mei plays even bigger games at the hotel?"

Liu Bai remained silent, then glanced at the various punishment tools in the punishment room... Well, they were actually more conservative than Mei's.

What kind of world is this...?

"Would you like to try it now, or continue to visit other floors?"

Rita asked while holding Alisa down.

"Let's visit the other floors... Alisa is your heir after all, stop bullying her like this."

"Hmm? I think it's a maid's job to help her master with these needs... Just kidding, you don't have to be so trembling."

Chapter 607 Undermining and Idle Talk

"This room on the second floor is a normal room, but it can accommodate fifty people."

"Hey, hey, hey, what are the rooms on the first and second floors for?" Liu Bai listened to Rita's explanation and felt that there was something wrong with the design concept of this villa.

"Hmm? Is it really necessary for you to make someone say it out loud, Master?" Rita looked at Liu Bai with a smile.

Liu Bai suffered a crushing defeat.

Well, it goes without saying what these rooms are for.

"In addition, this is also your usual room. Next door is my room, and the other rooms on the second floor are all empty... You can use them as guest rooms. In a sense, they will be full sooner or later."

So, these rooms are prepared for you, right?

"The rooms on the third floor haven't been renovated yet, so we'll leave them as your own space for now. We won't take you up there for a tour."

"I always feel like I don't need such a big... villa?"

Liu Bai felt that the area here was probably comparable to a small palace.

"You'll find it useful," Rita smiled. "For example, you can now bring any girl home you want."

"... Please don't use such stressful language."

Liu Bai's lips twitched. It was really strange to hear these words coming from Rita, who had just met the parents.

Rita smiled without saying a word, applying pressure?

There are some, but this statement is serious—otherwise, why are there so many empty rooms?

Now that Liu Bai everyone home, if anyone outside tries to cause trouble, they'll have to get past the Unfading Blade first.

These days, there's no shortage of powerful individuals who can single-handedly defeat the Unfading Blade, but martial prowess is becoming obsolete, especially since the Unfading Blade is currently Liu Bai's personal maid.

How brainless would you have to be to think about soloing it? In a game with the rules, with so many people in the Unfading Blade, there's nothing to be afraid of.

This is also a reminder to Liu Bai not to use this place as a dormitory, much less an office. Although the entire Unfading Blade is stationed here, this is a private residence.

This is Liu Bai's "new home".

A family consists of only a few things: the male head of the household, the female head of the household, servants, pets, and so on.

It's best to stay away from irrelevant people. Besides, even within the category of "female hostess," there are different levels. No matter what, even if someone claims to be the female hostess, they still have to cross that line, right? What's the point of talking nonsense if they haven't crossed that line?

However, others might be more reserved, since checking in is tantamount to making a public statement—although many people's affairs are not exactly secrets.

However, people always like to be reserved in some strange and unusual ways.

"By the way, it seems that His Holiness the Bishop has placed a throne in the hall on the third floor. You may try sitting on it when you have time."

Although Rita thought her man could never be interested in something like a throne.

"She really knows how to come up with weird and wonderful things..." Liu Bai was clearly uninterested. "Rita, make some food, I'm hungry."

"Guys! I have a new plan!" Elysia announced excitedly, hands on her hips.

Everyone else present looked uninterested.

Elysia's plan?

Just listen to it and that's enough.

The only plan that Elysia can refer to is the battle plan; anyone who listens to other plans is a fool, okay?

"Ahem." Elysia cleared her throat and clapped her hands. "Friends, the super invincible beautiful girl Elysia has a brilliant plan!"

Mobius, who was reading, looked up, rolled his eyes, and then continued reading.

The more prefixes you add, the less interesting it becomes.

"A brilliant plan? Tell me about it?"

Elysia suddenly felt a tap on her back.

"Huh? Whoa! Dr. Vil-V? Why do you walk so quietly?"

Elysia was startled when she saw Vil-V behind her, who looked like a grieving woman.

"Really?" Vil-V pouted. Right now, she's in her yandere mode; during the vacation, she was in her true self.

"Um... Doctor, you're so cunning these days, you're practically the kind of person who'll be forgotten if you don't appear in three episodes." Elysia patted her chest and commented.

"Maybe it's because they became a nobody, a shady character, that they learned some kind of 'shadow stealth' without any instruction?"

Mobius was somewhat interested in mocking Vil-V.

"None of your business." Vil-V's retort was equally blunt, but then she turned her attention to Elysia. "What brilliant plan you just mentioned... is it related to Lord Liu Bai?"

"Of course!" Elysia clapped her hands.

Mobius and Eden rolled their eyes.

It would be strange if what this guy said when he had nothing to do had nothing to do with Liu Bai.

"... Tell me about it."

Vil-V seems very interested in this matter.

"No," Elysia replied just as decisively. "It's a surprise! Dr. Vil-V must attend."

"Ha?"

Vil-V curled her lips into a smirk. Although she was somewhat interested in Elysia's plan, it didn't mean she would participate in a completely incomprehensible one.

"Then I don't want it."

"Dr. Vil-V, don't you trust her abilities?" Elysia instantly became pitiful.

Seeing this, Vil-V scoffed even more.

I'm not Liu Bai, what's the point of you acting pitiful and cute with me?

...etc.

Suddenly, Vil-V discovered something.

Hmm... Elysia is actually quite reliable when it comes to things that defy common sense, especially when it comes to Liu Bai.

For example, in the consciousness space of the Previous Era, and the wooden house incident before the current civilization, this person could definitely sleep with Liu Bai if he wanted to. Surprisingly, this person has rarely failed in this regard, and he always wins by sheer luck.

"... Okay, I can participate. You go and prepare well."

Anyway, there's no harm in agreeing. If it turns out to be unreliable, I can just find a chance to back out.

"Then I'll join in too." Mobius decided to go along with it at this point.

Anyway, she's already slept with Liu Bai, so no matter how things develop with Elysia, she's not going to lose out. Before, when Mobius wanted to get pregnant, she had some professional guilt, but now that's completely gone. Mobius isn't going to give up any chance of getting pregnant.

"Eden, Eden ~?" Elysia looked at Eden with a pitiful yet expectant expression.

"... preferably competitive."

By saying such a thing, Eden essentially agreed.

Without a doubt, if it were a competitive situation, she could legitimately retaliate. But now, even if Eden dislikes someone, she wouldn't actually go up and cause trouble. She's a lady, not a shrew.

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