The Students' Reactions / He's My Cousin ...

"Hmm? What did you say? Never mind... I'll tell you something else, Shirou is no longer your senior. He's agreed to be a teacher at the school, so you can just call him teacher from now on." Black Saber Alter said, arms crossed.

"What!? Teacher? Teacher?! Then BB-chan's plan to woo her young junior police officer has been wasted!" BB looked devastated and took two steps back.

BB remained silent with her back to Shirou for a while before turning around. She looked Shirou up and down, blinked repeatedly, licked her lips with her little tongue, and said, "This kind of pretty... forbidden Teacher-student Relationship... it seems like it's possible, right? Do you prefer the title 'teacher' to 'senpai'?"

As BB spoke, she placed her hands on Shirou's chest and moved closer and closer.

"BB, you bastard! Don't get so close!" Black Saber stood between Shirou and BB, who pounced on her, and said angrily.

"Yes, yes, after all, you are the GM of this world. Although I don't know when this kind of game that imitates the real world's secret realms will shut down. Until then, BB-chan, please bear with it." The purple-haired girl looked at Black Saber meaningfully.

"That's enough, you don't need to meddle!" Black Saber said impatiently, looking at BB.

"Yes, yes, then I'll take my leave now, Shirou-senpai. I hope you have good memories in this world. Let's meet again outside." After saying this, the purple-haired girl left.

"Hmm? Goodbye..." Shirou looked at BB with some surprise at her departing figure, which was surprisingly decisive this time. She probably thought he was just a tourist passing through, and that's why she was here.

Chapter 503 The Students' Reactions

However, when Shirou turned around, he found that all the Student Council members around him were looking up at him. Everyone present had heard his conversation with BB. Well... except for that Saintess who was engrossed in eating rice.

After that, the news that Shirou would be teaching at the school spread throughout the entire academy through the Student Council members. People from all walks of life mobilized their efforts, hoping to bring the delicious and handsome Shirou to their school districts, whether they were elementary, middle, or high school students.

Some well-informed children have already conducted a detailed investigation and begun to analyze the situation.

Inside a dimly lit classroom, dozens of Black Shadow gathered, making rustling noises. Suddenly, a straight beam of light shone in the center of the classroom. It turned out that a flashlight had been turned on, its tip pointing upwards, illuminating a pale face.

The face was covered by thick glasses, completely obscuring the expression behind them; only a sinister and eerie smile emanated from its lips, radiating a blinding light throughout the classroom.

"It's so bright! Turn off the lights!" the high school girls complained, their eyes blinded by the light.

"Tch... I thought this would create a better atmosphere. Doesn't it feel more like a spy rendezvous?" The girl with glasses moved the flashlight away, opened her eyes, looked at the students around her, and asked with a smile.

"I don't think so at all..." However, the female classmates around her didn't appreciate her actions at all and coldly retorted.

"Is that so... never mind, let's get to the point!" The middle high school girl turned off her flashlight, pushed up her glasses, and continued, "According to my latest intelligence, Shirou Emiya, codenamed 'Manager,' has been confirmed to join our academy!"

Then someone raised their hand and said, "Um... Chio-chan, he was originally the manager...?"

"Don't dwell on such meaningless questions! And call me Swallowtail Butterfly!!!" The girl with glasses suddenly turned on her flashlight and pointed it at the girl's face, shouting excitedly.

"Waaah... my eyes!" The girl who had been hit covered her eyes in pain.

The female classmates around her all thought to themselves, "So... you also think this is meaningless!"

"Alright! Do you guys even want to hear the important information I've found out?" the bespectacled girl said impatiently.

"Of course! Stop keeping me in suspense, okay? Chio!" the day student shouted.

"Please call me Swallowtail Butterfly here!!! Okay, let's get down to business,"

Even the young ladies who considered themselves to be reserved strained their ears to listen.

"Ugh, is that the irresistibly charming shop owner? This is a little ominous~ who knows."

"I know that the shop owner's desserts are exceptional. Even the ones I tasted when I went shopping with my father and mother in Paris and visited a Michelin three-star restaurant were just as good," one of the young ladies couldn't help but join the conversation.

At that moment, a woman suddenly raised her finger and said loudly, "That's the problem! With that level of skill, why choose to open a shop in such a remote place as our school? Don't you all think that's suspicious?"

"Huh?"

"So you mean...? Why?!"

"No, no..." The speaker was a short-haired girl with glasses who looked like she was well-read. She smiled gossipy, pushed up her glasses—a flash of white light—and spoke in a captivating, storyteller-like tone:

"And what's more, they chose to locate the shop at the foot of the mountain, the closest point to our school. Historically, capable elders are either reclusive, waiting for a wise ruler, or..."

"Or...?" All the girls in the class fell silent, looking curiously at the girl with glasses' reasoning.

The bespectacled girl adjusted her glasses, her gaze once again gleaming with wisdom, and said profoundly, "Outstanding men either seek wealth or beauty! Even more outstanding men need both."

"Eh?! So the shop owner was looking for a blind date at school?" A young lady exclaimed in surprise. In the darkness, no one noticed her hand, which was clenched into a fist as if trying to grab something.

The bespectacled girl flicked her fingers and said, "Tch tch, no, in our common folk's parlance, it's about finding a rich, beautiful, and successful woman, then consummating the relationship, and then taking the baby to meet her wealthy and powerful in-laws. That way, you can skip twenty years of hard work! You'll never have to worry about anything for the rest of your life!"

Hearing this was like a bolt from the blue, a sudden flash of lightning. The young ladies blushed, their eyes widened, and they covered their mouths with their hands, too surprised to say anything.

"Awaaaaaah..."

"This is absolutely shameless..."

If Shirou heard this, he would only cry foul, claiming that he was simply thinking that if any of the Jeanne's Three Sisters or any other Servant suddenly went berserk, he could rush over to stop them in time. That was his only legitimate reason!

"Hmph, hehe, men..." The haughty young lady shook her head with a smile, as if she had already seen through the naive men's thoughts. However, after a moment's thought, she continued, "But if a truly capable man takes the initiative to pursue me, I wouldn't mind. Besides, with my family's chain of department stores, I could have his pastries distributed all over Japan in no time."

"Pfft... Ahaha, I was just kidding, Miss. You're too trusting. Even if we're looking for a bride, there's Lady White Rose there, and people saw Lady Black Rose walking intimately with Shirou!" The bespectacled day student burst into laughter.

"Edogawa! You detective geek with a twisted personality...! Don't Run ~!" The young lady was furious and chased after him.

"Haha, Miss is angry!" The girl with glasses laughed and ran away.

Although it ultimately turned out to be a farce, the earlier conversation gave the naive young ladies a new perspective. Even if the shop manager wasn't interested in dating, it didn't mean they couldn't talk to him about it.

Of course... all of this is predicated on the store manager Shirou, being in and out of their school district every day.

Even at an all-girls academy, Shirou wouldn't have imagined that the Student Council would be like this. However, he forgot one fact: the female teachers he had seen before were all these children's seniors.

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Chapter 505 is about my cousin.

However, the light green-haired girl's passionate confession was destined to be a waste of time and effort, like talking to a brick wall. The silver-haired girl simply gave a cold reply.

"Ah, is that so..." Then he reached out and grabbed Brynhildr's head.

"Ahhh~ Elder Sister, Elder Sister ~!" Brynhildr first let out a charming voice, which then turned into a series of screams. Her whole body convulsed, and a twisted and broken smile appeared on her lips. Although, for her, this was still a reward.

After finishing with the light green-haired girl, Black Saber dusted off her hands and ordered Brynhildr, "Enough! Go back to the classroom right now!"

"Ah~! Elder Sister! Don't be so heartless, I still have so much to say to you."

"Go back! Is there something else you want to provoke me about?!"

Black Saber glared at her unreliable junior, urging her to leave. Brynhildr reluctantly turned back every three steps, each time trying to escape, only to be forced back by the silver-haired girl's stern gaze.

"Why did she become like this...? I thought she might be more normal in this world, but she's still the same. Even so, it's fine! What on earth is going on?! I!" Jeanne d'Arc frantically scratched her head and shouted in a fit of rage.

The light green-haired girl here has a deep connection to the silver-haired girl's origins. She is not the Valkyrie from mythology, who is said to be Odin's daughter, but Imitation Heroic Spirits created by the Holy Grail. Although she has a similar appearance, her inner self is completely different.

Yes, just like Jeanne d'Arc Alter Dragon Witch born from the power of Bluebeard and the Holy Grail.

When she first wished for the Holy Grail, she simply hoped to have a female subordinate, but what appeared was a masochistic, yuri-loving perverted junior. However, overall, this setup was a result of her accident, so ultimately it's still her fault.

'After all, you are the GM of this world. I wonder when this game, which mimics the real world's secret realms, will shut down.'

Although BB had long since left, her words still lingered in the silver-haired girl's mind.

"Why can't this world let those children live like ordinary humans?" The silver-haired girl frowned, looking troubled.

Looking at the sullen and somewhat dejected silver-haired girl, Shirou knew that she didn't actually hate Brynhildr. She was more angry with himself and felt guilty for being powerless to change the situation. At this moment, Shirou didn't say anything, but simply reached out and patted her head.

"What are you doing..." The silver-haired girl turned around, looked at the man, and said softly with a slight pout.

"No, it's nothing, I just wanted to do it," Shirou replied with a light laugh.

Shirou didn't say much, but showed the silver-haired girl his attitude through his actions: no matter what, they would stand together through thick and thin, regardless of the world or the circumstances.

"Alright, Jeanne d'Arc, that's enough for now. You still have class, I'll go back by myself," Shirou said to the silver-haired girl.

"Hmph, I only sent you here to prevent you from being seen as a suspicious person. But just by walking with me, you're already destined to have your reputation ruined! You deserve it!" the silver-haired girl said with a wicked grin.

"Really? I'm quite grateful that you're willing to take a walk with me on campus in the afternoon. It's quite pleasant for the two of us to stroll like this," Shirou said with a smile, looking at the girl casually.

"What...! Shirou, why are you always so adept at handling situations like this?! Don't think you can get rid of me with just that. I'm only slightly pleased. I'm not a woman who's so easily fooled! Hmph! Remember this, you bastard!" The silver-haired girl's face flushed red with anger as she bared her teeth and brandished her claws at the man.

"Good luck with your studies this afternoon too." Shirou waved and watched the silver-haired girl run further and further away until she disappeared from sight, then turned back and walked towards the door. Although the silver-haired girl was putting on a brave face, that's just the kind of girl she was; every time she put on a brave face, she became stronger and more reliable.

Whether it was becoming Servant to fight the world-destroying Demon Wolf in Shinjuku, or breaking through the boundaries of the world to find him who was sleeping, many impossible things were broken and overturned by her tenacity, thus making them possible.

He will be with the girl this time, so there won't be any problems.

"Hey, Shirou- kun, no, I should call you Shirou- sensei now. You finally accepted the principal's invitation?" The security team leader, an older woman, greeted him with a smile.

"Huh? How do you know about this?" Shirou asked in surprise. It hadn't even been two hours since he left the principal's office.

"Haha, what are you talking about, young man? This matter has already spread throughout the entire school, and everyone is discussing it enthusiastically. I heard that the teachers are fighting over you? It's really not easy to be popular." The security guard chuckled, waving her hand as she stepped forward and patted Shirou on the shoulder.

"Yes, I already know that too." The new recruit's security guard also came over, took out his phone, and said, "Everyone's received an email like this on their phones. I doubt anyone doesn't know about it now. Look."

Breaking news -- The coffee shop manager has accepted the principal's invitation, and Mr. Shirou Emiya has confirmed his joining the school!

By my adorable junior.

"Ah... so this is what he did." Shirou saw the sender's name on the screen and immediately understood.

"There's already a lot of discussion about it in several internal employee groups. Everyone is very welcoming of your joining us, teacher," the new female security guard said solicitously as she looked Shirou up and down.

"Is that so? Thank you for telling me all this. Please come to the café downstairs sometime. I'll treat you well as a thank you gift. Well then, I'll be going now. Goodbye." Shirou nodded to the young woman and turned to walk down the slope.

"Yes, you're welcome to come here anytime you have time!" Shirou said.

"This is the workplace..." the captain said expressionlessly, staring at the newcomer. However, she turned to Shirou and changed her expression, cupping her face and revealing a mature woman's yearning for love, saying, "Well, if it's Shirou- kun, this auntie would be very happy to accept."

"Eh?!?!?!" The new female security guard was so shocked her jaw dropped.

Fortunately, Shirou couldn't see this scene.

Chapter 506 The Artist's Uncle

At this very moment, a secret meeting is also being held in the junior high school section. However, there are not many people present, and they all seem to be cut from the same mold, although their appearances are different.

"BB-chan, I think it would be an injustice if we didn't seize this rare resource—senior, no... now I should say teacher—and bring it into our hands."

"Hmm? That man, well, it's not that he's uninterested." Lilith, a petite ballerina, replied.

"Here we go again, Lilith. You often spend the whole afternoon at the café. But the manager is really a good person," said the girl next to her, who had a very voluptuous figure, with a smile.

"I... I think if we do this, shouldn't we consider Black Jeanne d'Arc's feelings? She's a really nice girl. After all, she lets even a monster like me enjoy school life." The gardening club girl, her body wrapped in bandages, said softly. Her voice was cute, but the shadow she cast gave off a huge and dangerous feeling.

"Well... that's true. Not only the Imperial Flower, but also my feet and Lip's hands, were indeed changed because of that panda woman's wish. But that can't be a reason to give up a good man. Rather, it's this that makes him worth taking." Lilith looked at her slender legs in black stockings and said with a sly smile.

"Hmph, as expected of BB-chan's kids, even the sadistic Lilith seems to be getting motivated. Well then, let's think of a good idea." BB, a middle school student, said with an evil smile, her red eyes wide open.

Meanwhile, the elementary school section was also bustling with activity.

"It seems the senior students in the high school and junior high school are also planning how to persuade the shop manager to work for them!"

"What! Absolutely protect the rights of elementary school students! We absolutely cannot let those middle-aged women get away with it!"

"Yes! Yes! The future of this country belongs to us! So the store manager position belongs to us too!"

"Everyone! Do you think Big Brother Shirou? I bet he prefers older kids!" The elementary school students were gathered in an empty classroom, holding a secret meeting.

"What do you think, Saint-chan?" The white-haired little girl rested her chin on her hand, her elbows on the table, shifting her weight onto the table, and then lifted her legs off the ground, floating into the air.

"I'm also a little interested. It would be great if it were a romantic story like Snow Princess," Rhyme Yao said, cupping her face in her hands and smiling.

"Hmm... Shirou... he probably prefers cute younger children," Little Saint hesitated, her eyes darting around, and said with a hint of selfishness. The little girl in white blushed and said in a voice barely audible to herself, "If Shirou had a tan, he'd look exactly like Master. When I grow up, that would be nice too, wouldn't it?"

"My dear child, isn't that talking about me?!" Rhyme said shyly, covering her cheeks.

"I think the store manager and my mom are a good match. Let's have him come over for a home visit next time!" Little Jack said enthusiastically.

Meanwhile, back in the offices, teachers in various school districts were also getting restless.

The academy is mainly divided into three factions: a neutral group composed of outgoing, overseas-educated women; an aristocratic group composed of more traditional, wealthy young ladies who primarily teach art; and a democratic group composed of female teachers from ordinary families who take an elite approach to education.

However, within these groups, internal discussions have begun due to differences in school districts.

"That adult looks so good in an apron, so I think kindergarten is a great choice!"

"Wait a minute?! Such an excellent adult would be wasting their talents in a kindergarten! And they should be wearing an apron; they can work in the kitchen, right?!"

"Hey? I think you teachers are too presumptuous. Loving adults like you would probably prefer to play with innocent and adorable children rather than rebellious kids," the kindergarten teacher said expectantly, clasping her hands together.

"If you ask me, those noisy brats are the most terrifying demons!" the high school teacher said.

"Adults with clouded minds can't gain the trust of children. It's precisely because they're not trusted that misunderstandings arise, which is why it's so scary, isn't it? On the contrary, people who can get along well with children seem to be younger," the elementary school teacher said with a smile.

"What did you say..."

Sparks flew and electricity crackled in the offices everywhere, filling the air with the smell of gunpowder.

Under a blue sky and white clouds, the afternoon sun was warm but not too scorching. Below the verdant campus on the mountain, there was a long slope lined with hundreds of cherry blossom trees. Although it was no longer the season for them to bloom, they still added a beautiful scene to this road to school.

Shirou walked slowly, and since it was all downhill, he returned to his shop in less than five minutes. He took out his key and opened the door. Checking the time, he realized it was past noon, so he took down the bread-selling sign at the entrance of the coffee shop and hung up a coffee-themed decoration, officially opening the coffee shop for business.