"Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today's 'Ella' Morning Show. I'm Ella. Let's take a look at what explosive news has happened in the Federation these past two days."
"First up is still the president's assassination. It has been nearly two days since the president was attacked, and according to insider news from the TV station next door, the president still hasn't been declared out of danger."
"It's hard to imagine that with the Federation's medical technology, even the top medical teams from Stars Pharmaceutical and Huier Mei couldn't save the president. Surely these corporations don't only perform those life-extending surgeries on their own directors, right?"
"All right, that news was rather serious. No more jokes. Let's look at the next story."
"According to insider news from the station next door to the station next door, the assassin who attacked the president came from Dawn City. He was a Wilderness Wanderers immigrant from the first batch to receive Dawn City Social Security Card Numbers."
"Some say this immigrant may also have been a believer of that unmentionable masked man. Of course, that isn't surprising. Half the Wilderness Wanderers in the city are believers of that man, while the other half may be dual believers of Christos and him."
(Canned laughter)
"Looks like we all know Mr. Christos is a little too popular in Dawn City."
(Canned laughter)
"Next news item: influenced by the previous insider report, a certain degree of exclusion toward Wilderness Wanderers has appeared in multiple cities, including Aines and Vetland. More precisely, it is exclusion toward Wilderness Wanderers residents holding Social Security Card Numbers."
"Of course, this is good news. After all, people used to exclude Wilderness Wanderers without it ever making the news. I heard that before Milani in Rock City went out of business, attractive Wilderness