Honkai Impact: This Narration is Off / Honkai's Dog-Eat-Dog World
Chapter 28

Someone in Honkai, This Narration Isn't Right / Honkai Scroll Dog Path Chapter 28

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But the moment she opened her mouth, she was filled with wind.

We're doomed, we're doomed, the senior is crazy.

This building is over 120 meters tall. If he jumps from the top, he'll definitely die!

Oh, and it's not just him, I'll be at least half-crippled even if I survive! Damn it!

Why can he do something so terrifying with such a calm expression!

At this moment, Lin Yu, who held Kiana in his arms, felt the air constantly flowing past him. He then closed his eyes slightly.

He chose to jump from the air, not because he had a thought like 'Ah, it's over, maybe I should find a place to end it all' that was almost self-abandoning.

Entering the Mirror Mind state, Lin Yu could clearly deduce the most suitable escape route for the two of them.

The opponent had heavy firepower. Rushing head-on would definitely not be wise.

If they were to run now, they had to choose a path that the enemy couldn't pursue.

Jumping down from the window was an option.

Of course, if he had jumped down without any preparation, Lin Yu felt he would have landed and been eliminated on the spot.

But the problem was, he wasn't without a backup plan.

Falling from a height of about 100 meters would take four to five seconds.

From the moment he started jumping, he activated Cosmic Phantom again.

About one second was enough for him to charge up.

Lin Yu and Kiana, suspended in mid-air, couldn't change their position without other means.

However, Cosmic Phantom, in essence, had a characteristic of dashing in a certain direction.

After completing the charge, Lin Yu didn't immediately unleash the attack.

After waiting for 2.5 seconds, Lin Yu used this characteristic to punch towards a window on a certain floor.

Accompanied by the terrifying propulsion from this attack, Kiana and Lin Yu were propelled back inside the building from mid-air.

Kiana, who had just completed an aerial flight, clutched a pillar in the lobby of that floor with a pale face.

Then, Kiana, still holding onto the pillar, realized that she was only feeling a bit unwell. Her body felt like 'I want to throw up but I can't.'

At this moment, Kiana understood.

Due to the Kaslana bloodline, her resilience was much greater than that of ordinary people.

This aerial fall had caused more mental overstimulation than physical damage.

"Had enough rest?"

At this moment, Lin Yu looked at Kiana, whose face was still pale, and without a word, pulled her into his arms again.

"No, senior, you... wait!"

"Calm down, I've calculated it."

"The formula for distance fallen from the air is S = 0.5gt², where g is generally 9.8 and t is the time in seconds."

Wait, are we escaping for our lives?

Why did it suddenly turn into a physics lesson???

"And the distance after falling for 3.5 seconds is S = 0.5 * 9.8 * 3.5², which is about sixty meters, exactly half of this building, so..."

"So—I don't want to!"

"So we'll jump down again, and we'll be able to fall safely."

Pulling Kiana down, Lin Yu once again used Cosmic Phantom and waited for another 2.5 seconds.

And after he successfully released Cosmic Phantom, he and Kiana indeed crashed into the lobby of the second floor.

Kiana, who had been stimulated for the second time consecutively, looked at Lin Yu with a pale face.

Kiana, who had intended to get angry, found herself too weak to even curse when the words reached her lips.

Then, she let out a miserable smile and said through gritted teeth.

"Senior, has anyone ever told you before..."

"You, you're really a bit too extreme..."

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"Senior, has anyone ever told you before..."

"You, you're really a bit too extreme..."

Looking at Kiana, who was now weak and exhausted, Lin Yu, who had exited the Mirror Mind state due to overexertion, suddenly covered his mouth and leaned against a nearby pillar.

Kiana, who had originally wanted to retort at Lin Yu, swallowed her words when she saw Lin Yu's condition, which was much worse than hers.

"You think..."

"I was thinking..."

After retching for a few seconds, Lin Yu walked slowly towards the stairs with vacant eyes.

"Um, senpai..."

Seeing Lin Yu's gasping state, Kiana said cautiously.

"It'll take them a little while to catch up from upstairs, so you don't need to rush so much."

"Forget it. It'll take them time to come down, but the problem is—who told you there aren't enemies downstairs?"

Lin Yu, rapidly adjusting his condition, shouted to Kiana as he ran towards the stairs.

"If that crazy aunt can set up an ambush upstairs, can't she set up a few reserves downstairs?"

"Let's escape while they haven't reacted. If there are too many people, we won't be able to get away."

"Um... I don't think we need to be so afraid of them."

Recalling their recent encounter, Kiana, who had caught up to Lin Yu's pace, said fiercely.

"Senpai, if you're tired, you can rest. If there are only a dozen or twenty people, I can handle them all by myself."

"Oh, Kiana, I don't doubt your strength."

Lin Yu, running towards his motorcycle, said to Kiana without looking back.

"Your strength is fine for beating people up. But the problem is, Cocolia's subordinates aren't just these mercenaries."

"Actually, Hon... In short, I've beaten stronger enemies too!"

"If you're talking about Honkai Beasts, I can only tell you that the forces she commands are no weaker than Honkai Beasts."

Lin Yu, starting his motorcycle at top speed, stared blankly at Kiana and continued.

"You came to the Far East, you've seen the Far East's robot manga, right?"

"I have, it was pretty good."

"The giant robots in robot manga, they exist in reality."

"..."

Damn it, Dad actually said something like this.

"And the most awkward thing is that Cocolia, that crazy bitch, happens to have these kinds of robots."

Saying this, Lin Yu felt there was no need to continue.

Hearing Lin Yu's words, Kiana instantly understood why he was so eager to escape.

"Get on, your broken car is too slow."

"Yes~"

As Kiana sat behind him, Lin Yu could feel her soft, ample chest pressing against his back.

But Lin Yu, exhausted as he was, felt he didn't have the energy to appreciate such a pleasant sensation.

Lin Yu, riding the motorcycle and speeding away, finally heard the long-lost voice after a period of rapid travel.

[Tonight, you reunite with your beautiful junior classmate!]

Sigh, you're out, which means there are no enemies around me, and I won't encounter any battles.

[Upon your reunion, you experienced intense physical exertion, blood splattered from your bodies, the girl, upon first meeting, screamed and almost vomited after your exertions, and after the exertion ended, you two even eloped on the spot.]

But seriously, while all this is true, must you use such an uncensored tone to describe a normal battle as if it were a leaked adult film??

[Feeling the touch from behind, you start to chuckle inwardly.]

Chuckling my ass, I just want to slap Cocolia eighteen hundred times and then smash her dog head.

[Hehehehehe, as long as this situation continues, there won't be a problem playing bigger next time!]

Playing bigger... Oh, right.

Remembering something, Lin Yu chose not to continue on the shortest route at a certain intersection ahead, opting to take a detour.

"Hey, senpai, what's wrong?"

Seeing Lin Yu's strange behavior, Kiana asked in confusion.

"This road is closer. Aren't we trying to escape from our pursuers?"

"Precisely because this road is closer, we need to avoid it—I am Cocolia, and I would 100% set up an ambush on this shortest route."

"Mhm, I see."

And that's only the secondary reason.

Damn it, Siegfried got injured by me... Well, it's more like he injured himself, and with my meager abilities, there's no way I could stop him.

If we go back along this road, I'll likely encounter Siegfried, who has recovered and is coming to kill me.

Even if Siegfried knows he can't meet K423, these two are still connected by blood in a sense.

If they happen to pass each other on the road, and she senses that the man in front of her is Siegfried, or if something cliché like 'the wind blows Siegfried's hood up' happens, I'm still screwed.

Just getting her out of there was exhausting enough.

Why do I have to think about all this other stuff too...

Damn it, Cocolia, this is all your fault.

If you hadn't planned to awaken a Herrscher, Siegfried wouldn't have come here.

If Siegfried hadn't come here, I wouldn't have to worry about him meeting Kiana.

Not to mention your past sins...

At this moment, Lin Yu felt the killing intent within him surge by an unknown amount.

Kill...

Kill.

KILL!

This woman, I will absolutely not let her go!

Once I get stronger, I will definitely find a time to kill this troublemaker!

.

Meanwhile. Anti-Entropy Headquarters. The Ark.

Because of Cocolia, Tesla and Einstein, the two Anti-Entropy elders, had been swamped for the past few days.

However, according to the intel Siegfried provided, this matter had completely spiraled out of their control.

Mei was being messed with mentally.

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