Honkai Impact: This Narration is Off / Honkai's Dog-Eat-Dog World

I'm in Honkai Impact, just transmigrated.

The problem is, what's with this weird narration?

Take off! Take off! What a wonderful start! Looking at this beginning, you feel your life is about to reach its peak.

No, I don't feel like I'm taking off at all.

And the Honkai world is notoriously unfriendly to ordinary people, isn't it?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻.

There are many beautiful Valkyries here for you to choose from.

If you play big, there's even the Honkai God, the mini-Archbishop of Soul Steel, and cyborg ladies are also good choices.

You feel yourself burning up now!

I'm not burning up at all... wait, Otto, you'd even go that far?

Changkong City! The birthplace of destiny! This is the perfect place for you to take your first step after transmigrating!

Defeat the Herrscher of Thunder, then bring the Herrscher of the Void and the future Herrscher of Reason into your crystal palace—the world is mine!

Wow, with this setup, you want me to go head-to-head with Herrschers?

I understand.

You probably want me dead.