Honkai Impact: This Narration is Off / Honkai's Dog-Eat-Dog World
Chapter 400

Your Uncle Here Is Really About to Get Angry

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Seeing Yuno's increasingly strange expression, Kiana put her finger to her lips and said thoughtfully.

"But, senior hasn't confessed to anyone for so long. It's obvious he's planning to build a harem."

"There are no losers in the harem, it's just a matter of who comes first and who comes last."

"I'm just the first, but I never thought I would be the last."

Broken.

I hadn't noticed before, but Kiana's current attitude doesn't seem to be an act.

Um, you were asking Bronya about swimsuits and how to seduce men before.

The Kiana who was once jealous and determined to possess Lin Yu has now become like this...

—This makes the problem even more serious.

Her thoughts and mine have become aligned.

Kiana, you now...

—Could it be that he never intended to live, and that's why he hopes to have other people and seniors accompany him throughout his life?

Half an hour later, in Mei's room.

When Mei opened the door using the voice control system, she saw Yuno looked exhausted, slowly walk into her room.

"Yuno, are you... really okay with this?"

Seeing that someone was clearly not in a good state, Mei said with great concern.

"If you're too tired..."

"I'm fine."

After gently rubbing her brow and patting her cheeks, Yuno's eyes suddenly sharpened.

"Compared to the problems of our predecessors, the problems we all have now are minor."

"Lin Yu???"

Hearing Yuno's incredibly serious tone, Mei, who was staring into Yuno's eyes, saw an unprecedented level of seriousness in her companion's eyes.

"What's wrong with him?"

What happened to the senior?

If he can turn sleeping with girls into a job, and he doesn't adjust his mindset, even if everyone defeats the Finality, he won't be able to enjoy a good life in the future.

Compared to his abnormal relationship with Kiana, it's clear that the senior really needs a gentle and kind girl like Mei to soothe his mind and body.

"Yuno?"

At this moment, under Yuno's gaze, Mei unconsciously took a step back.

"You look... really bad right now."

Indeed, Poison Ivy... the oppressive aura she just exuded was clearly felt even by me, who was inside you.

Wow, what is this woman thinking? How can her aura be so intimidating?

In this tense atmosphere, Mei was retreating step by step, suddenly found herself cornered against the wall.

Yuno was walking towards Mei, stood in front of Mei with an extremely eerie and oppressive aura and asked her a Mei.

"Mei, do you want to spend your life with your senior?"

"... Why are you suddenly asking this?"

Wow, how come you can't even get an erection in front of your buddies at a time like this?

[With your attitude, forget about confessing to Lin Yu. You'll be the next one getting ganged up on.]

You're talking nonsense—

I'll do it now, I'll do it now...

After taking a deep breath, Mei looked at Yuno with a determined gaze.

"Of course I hope to spend my life with Lin Yu."

"Okay, that's good."

Seeing that Mei had clearly made up her mind, Yuno said to Mei very seriously.

"Saying anything now is pointless. We'll get up early tomorrow morning, I'll do your makeup, and then tomorrow..."

"I'll help you find an opportunity to let you sleep directly with your senior."

"Huh???"

Ah, the plot is exactly as expected.

At that moment, the Herrscher of Thunder, lurking within Mei, saw Yuno's undisguised determination and seriousness through Yuno 'Mei vision.

But in her eyes, Yuno's purple hair at this moment...

—It seems that it's gradually starting to assimilate in color with her dark green pupils?

Even though I know it's a hallucination, how do I see it...?

—Now Poison Ivy's head is all green to the point of being black.

The next day, somewhere at the Schicksal Headquarters.

Lin Yu, who was waiting for Mei and Yuno at the agreed location, was thinking about what to do after they met up.

Although his original intention was to leave Schicksal with his two companions to exchange information somewhere, he felt that before leaving, he should create an atmosphere of 'Ah, Lin Yu is finally starting to rest'.

With Lin Yu creating this atmosphere, Otto might not fall for it.

But in any case, it's not a big deal. It only takes a few minutes of pretense to fool Otto and thus increase the chances of winning in the later duel. So wasting a few minutes is not a big deal.

Well, so today...

Be more proactive! Be more aggressive! Let everyone in the Schicksal know— Lin Yu, you like beautiful girls!

Ah, right? Normal people should like pretty girls, do I need to prove that?

[Isn't that obvious? It's been almost four months since Otto started forcibly creating hype around you.]

[For four months, a handsome young man didn't have any ambiguous relationships with any beautiful girls... and that's fine.]

The key point is that for those four months, your environment was filled with beautiful girls.

If you don't touch one of them soon, some people might think you're incompetent.

Being a celebrity must be a real hassle.

Alright then, I'll take a little initiative today... Huh?

Seeing Mei and Yuno walking towards him from a distance, Lin Yu was stunned for a moment before immediately activating the Cold-Faced Hunk's cold-faced trait and the ability of Mirror Mind.

The reason is simple— Raiden Mei today is completely different from her usual self.

Even without makeup, Raiden Mei is undoubtedly a beautiful girl.

Over the past few months of spending time with her, Lin Yu had confirmed this fact with his own eyes.

But now, looking at the girl walking towards him, Lin Yu felt...

—If he doesn't use the Mirror Mind, he'll probably embarrass himself today.

Ah, actually, even if you don't use it, they won't say anything if they see it.

Shut up.

Even from the perspective of this system...

If you react, they'll be even happier.

Chapter 277. My Martial Uncle, I'm Really Getting Angry

The already stunningly beautiful girl, after being carefully dressed up, naturally possessed a beauty far exceeding her usual appearance.

Yuno Mei in appearance before, suddenly found herself noticeably outshone by Mei today after only wearing light makeup.

If Lin Yu hadn't seen countless beautiful girls, he felt he would have been captivated by Mei in that instant.

As for Mei, who was walking towards Lin Yu at this moment, she felt a sense of unease when she saw the still calm boy in front of her.

What should I do? Lin Yu looks so calm, Yuno done such a meticulous job with my makeup...

—Would it really be useful for Lin Yu now?

"Mei, you should have a little more confidence in yourself."

But look at Lin Yu's expression... With his current attitude, should I have any confidence?

[Let's look at it another way. Even if you lack confidence in yourself, you should at least have confidence in Poison Ivy's makeup skills.]

Having already admired Mei's makeup, the Herrscher of Thunder spoke very seriously to Mei.

Although I don't know where Poison Ivy learned these techniques, objectively speaking, you do look much prettier than usual today.

[If he weren't completely incompetent, he couldn't possibly remain unmoved!]

[No, even if he's impotent, Poison Ivy can use her power of creation to cure his problem!]

How could you... have thought of that!

What else? Are you going to keep backing down today?

[It's one thing if you don't care, but how can you face Poison Ivy, who went to great lengths for you and even shielded you from attacks?!]

That's what they say, but...

No, there are no buts today!

Thinking of Yuno had worked for her, Raiden Mei suddenly made up her mind and quickened her pace, walking briskly towards Lin Yu in front of her.

Yuno, standing behind Mei, watched Mei's resolute actions and could only think...

— Helping her, this senior, win over the senior is really too difficult.

Yuno used the makeup skills she learned from the ghost to make Mei look beautiful, but Mei still lacked confidence.

From the moment the two of them started walking towards Lin Yu, Yuno was walking behind Mei, noticed that Mei's body remained stiff ever since she saw Lin Yu.

It wasn't until just now that she suddenly made up her mind.

Sigh, I can't believe how shy she is.

I wonder what kind of education Mei's father gave her that led her to this point.

If you love something, you should do it; if you don't, someone else will fill in. Mei surely understands this simple principle, yet she's still in such poor condition...

It's unbearable.

And so are the seniors!

At this moment, Yuno's gaze towards Lin Yu suddenly held a hint of resentment.

If the senior could show the attitude a man should have and take a little more initiative, even if Mei shy, it wouldn't be a big problem.

Senior, move! Why aren't you moving?

Lin Yu, who was suddenly glared at resentfully by Yuno, really had no idea what was wrong with these two today...

Well, he probably guessed what the two were thinking.

But is now really the time to do these things?

[That's obvious. To avoid revealing your information, you told them it was a date.]

It seems so...

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