Change "Eat" to "Suck": Tang San Viciously Sucks Oscar's Big Sausage

Li Yusong cried out and sprang straight up from his chair.

Over Level 40 at twelve years old?

Was this even human?

Let alone seeing it for the first time, in all his years of life—

he had never even heard of such a thing.

He looked Ye Xian up and down, his expression becoming exceedingly colorful.

Then, Li Yusong's pupils abruptly contracted again.

The black Spirit Ring had been so dazzling that he had actually failed to notice Ye Xian's Second Soul Ring was purple!

A purple Second Soul Ring, a black Fourth Soul Ring!

A twelve-year-old Soul Ancestor!

Could all of that really exist on one person?

Was that reasonable?

Li Yusong's mind was in complete disarray.

All he knew now was that Shrek Academy was about to welcome the most gifted student in its history.

Now that was what could be called a genius, wasn't it?

He was simply astonishing beyond belief!

Ye Xian's appearance had even shattered Li Yusong's understanding.

Li Yusong's reaction also drew the attention of everyone nearby.

The moment they saw the four Spirit Rings around Ye Xian—

they were already dumbfounded, standing there stupidly in a daze.

Even Tang San and Dai Mubai, who had already made it halfway away, turned back again.

The two wore identically stunned expressions.

Tang San knew Ye Xian was strong, but he had never imagined his boss actually had a Ten Thousand Year Spirit Ring!

Dai Mubai's mouth twitched wildly.

He remembered Ye Xian.

Good thing he had run fast that day!

Otherwise, after being disgusted by Tang San—

he might have gotten beaten up too.

A Black Ring Soul Grandmaster—who the hell could beat something like that?

Meanwhile, Li Yusong finally calmed down.

He let out a long breath, then nodded with a smile, his eyes full of admiration.

"You can go straight to the final test."

Li Yusong turned around and looked at Dai Mubai, who stood not far away as if petrified. An awkward look crossed his face.

Even the examiner for the final test had been stunned speechless. There seemed to be no need for any further testing.

"Uh, just report to Vice-Dean Zhao Wuji."

Li Yusong gave a bitter smile.

Was Vice-Dean not quite enough?

Should I just have someone call out the Dean instead?

If Flender learned that such a genius was joining Shrek Academy, he would probably grin so hard his mouth would split.

Li Yusong immediately called Dai Mubai back and whispered a few words in his ear.

Only then did he sit back down in his chair with satisfaction.

"Next, the last one."

Hearing that she was the last one, Ye Xian did not hurry inside.

The final student applying was also a young girl.

Her long black hair draped over her shoulders, and she had a very pretty face.

What drew the most attention, though, was her overly mature figure. It was far too voluptuous for someone her age.

She should have been the cool and aloof type.

Yet after witnessing Ye Xian's displayed strength, her heart remained unsettled for a long while.

Even now, her proud chest rose and fell slightly.

Ye Xian's eyes lit up. The scenery at this village entrance was quite nice.

The girl was Zhu Zhuqing.

No one else had a figure like that.

Even Xiao Wu, also a girl, could not help taking a few extra looks.

The test ended quickly, and Zhu Zhuqing passed the first test without any suspense.

Afterward, the three of them entered Shrek Academy under Dai Mubai's lead.

Just then, a soft, delicate voice suddenly rang out.

"Selling sausages, selling sausages!"

"Don't miss out as you pass by!"

"Eat an Oscar-brand sausage, and you'll have an easier time passing the entrance exam."

"One stick only costs five copper coins~"

Hearing the voice, Tang San turned his head.

Not far away, someone was pushing a cart and calling out to sell his wares.

When Tang San saw the burly man with a face full of beard standing behind the cart, he froze.

It was hard to believe that soft, feminine voice had come from the mouth of such a rough-looking man.

The rich scent of meat wafted from the cart, and several students waiting in line had already gone over to buy some.

Tang San's appetite was instantly stirred.

They had rushed here for the entrance exam, so he had not eaten anything that morning.

"Brother, go buy two. I'm hungry too," Xiao Wu said beside him.

Tang San immediately nodded and headed straight toward Oscar.

Ding! The classic scene of Oscar appearing and Tang San buying sausages has been detected!

Chosen Encounter activated!

Encounter Entry: Tang San's stomach rumbled with hunger as he fiercely sucked on Oscar's Big Sausage!

The host may choose to modify the entry, thereby affecting the original outcome of this classic scene.

Reward for successfully affecting it: 500 points of System Essence!

Ye Xian, who had been heading toward the final test, gradually stopped upon hearing the system's voice.

He turned around just in time to see Tang San jogging over to buy sausages.

Since that was the case, then Tang San could bring a little shock to Shrek Academy.

After thinking for a few seconds, Ye Xian gave the system an order in his mind.

"Change 'eat' to 'suck.'"

Tang San would surely like it.

The moment Oscar saw someone approach, he immediately greeted him with an enthusiastic smile.

"Want a sausage?"

"Oscar-brand sausages, fair prices for young and old alike! The flavor is guaranteed!"

Tang San smiled and nodded.

"Uncle, please give me two."

He had to admit, it smelled really damn good.

Oscar's expression suddenly stiffened.

"This Old Man is only fourteen, and you're calling me uncle?"

"You're only fourteen?"

Tang San looked utterly skeptical.

Who looked like that at fourteen?

After a brief exchange, Tang San accepted reality.

This guy really was fourteen, and he was even a student of Shrek Academy.

Oscar took two bamboo skewers from his cart, each threaded with an eighteen-centimeter-long sausage, and handed them to Tang San.

The sausages had been roasting over a charcoal brazier on the cart, giving off an intense aroma.

Tang San immediately took them and pulled out a silver coin to hand Oscar.

"Senior, I'm truly sorry. I was rude just now."

Oscar waved it off indifferently.

"It's fine. Just visit my sausage stand more often in the future."

Tang San held back the drool that was about to spill from his mouth and nodded, saying that was no problem.

Just then, Dai Mubai, who had just finished speaking with the teacher for the second test, turned around.

He happened to see someone buying sausages.

"Oscar, you—"

He had intended to stop Tang San, but the instant he saw that familiar perverted face, he shut his mouth.

Well, well, brat.

You've finally fallen into my hands today.

Dai Mubai had already decided that after Tang San finished that sausage—

he would swagger over and tell him exactly how the thing was made.

Watching Tang San walk back with the sausages, the corners of his lips had already begun to curl upward.

"Xiao Wu, one each."

A flicker of surprise flashed through Xiao Wu's eyes.

"It's way too long!"

And its shape looked rather strange too.

Tang San's stomach was already growling with hunger.

Looking at the tempting sausage in his hand, his mouth suddenly formed an O shape.

The next second, he lowered his head and fiercely sucked on it!