Douluo: Chosen Encounters, Starting with a Martial Soul Reforging Device
Chapter 27

Xiao Wu Was Dumbfounded—Could Tang San Like Men?

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"Slurp—~!"

The fresh-from-the-grill heat scalded Tang San's mouth.

His nimble tongue instinctively began frantically cooling the sausage.

The once-crispy skin wilted from his series of movements.

But the sausage really had cooled down quite a bit.

Tang San, however, had no intention of biting that part off and eating it.

Instead, he continued.

Xiao Wu had already eaten half her sausage. Just as she was about to turn around and tell Tang San that it tasted pretty good—

She turned her head and happened to see Tang San stuff more than half the sausage into his mouth.

That damn thing was eighteen centimeters long!

At first, Xiao Wu thought she had seen wrong.

But the next second, Tang San gagged and pulled the entire sausage out of his mouth.

He had sucked way too hard just then.

He couldn't handle it.

"Cough, cough, cough."

Tang San coughed violently twice. When he looked up, he saw Xiao Wu beside him, her face full of shock.

"Brother, wh-why aren't you eating it?"

She was completely dumbfounded.

Tang San was holding a sausage, not eating it, and just sucking on it right there.

And that move had been way too fucking explosive, hadn't it?

Xiao Wu recalled how Tang San had been making eyes at that bearded burly man when he bought the sausage.

Suddenly, her heart skipped a beat.

Tang San had always treated her well.

But they had shared the same blanket for six years.

Yet he had never done anything improper.

Could he really like men?!

Tang San suddenly snapped awake.

Looking at the limp sausage in his hand,

his mind exploded.

What had he just done?

How could he do something like that with his mouth?!

Not many people had seen it, right?

Tang San hurriedly looked up. Fortunately, there were not many people around.

And no one seemed to have noticed him.

Just then, his expression froze.

When Dai Mubai met Tang San's gaze in the distance, he actually trembled and took two steps back.

"Pervert. Too perverted."

Dai Mubai had to admit that he had not mentally prepared himself enough.

He had only wanted to disgust Tang San.

He had not expected that, even from so far away, he would nearly be disgusted sick again.

Dai Mubai ran to Ye Xian's side as if fleeing and dragged him quickly toward the clearing for the final test.

This was fucking eye-searing!

Ye Xian, who had been dragged away, felt his stomach churn as well.

He felt that Tang San's behavior just now had already become rather bizarre.

If he developed and trained it a little more,

he might even be able to swallow an entire eighteen centimeters.

It had to be said, he was remarkably gifted!

Adventure modification successful! Congratulations, Host, for obtaining: System Essence ×500.

Just then, the system's voice rang out in Ye Xian's mind.

Ye Xian calmed himself down.

Earning these five hundred essences had been truly agonizing!

Just then, Dai Mubai brought him to the clearing where the final test was held.

The clearing was not very large, only around two hundred square meters.

A chair stood to one side, and a middle-aged man lounged against it with his eyes half-closed, dozing off.

The man was covered in explosive muscles, with broad shoulders and a burly build.

Though he was not particularly tall, simply sitting there gave off an overwhelming sense of pressure.

It was Zhao Wuji.

"Teacher Zhao."

Dai Mubai called out, then suppressed the lingering discomfort from being disgusted by Tang San and ran to Zhao Wuji's side to whisper a few words.

In an instant, Zhao Wuji, who had still been drowsy, sprang right out of his chair.

He stared at Ye Xian with utter disbelief.

"Mubai says you're Level 40?"

Ye Xian nodded. Soul Power surged, and four soul rings instantly appeared around him.

Zhao Wuji staggered, nearly falling over.

His reaction was even more intense than Li Yusong's had been.

After a brief moment of shock, he suddenly burst into laughter.

"Good, good, good! The young truly surpass the old!"

"You don't need to take the test. You pass directly!"

Zhao Wuji personally walked over to Ye Xian and looked him up and down.

Meanwhile, Dai Mubai sprinted all the way to Flender's room.

The next second, a streak of light cut across the sky.

Flender landed beside Zhao Wuji almost instantly.

The moment he saw the soul rings around Ye Xian, his eyes lit up.

"A genius, a genius!!!"

Having calmed down a little, Zhao Wuji quietly reminded him,

"Dean, shouldn't we restrain ourselves a little?"

"Cough, cough, cough."

Flender immediately coughed a few times at those words.

He and Zhao Wuji took several steps back, pretending to be composed.

Their behavior just now had indeed been a little unbefitting of the cool image expected of a dean and vice-dean.

"Ye Xian, right?"

"You have good talent. In the name of the Dean of Shrek Academy, I hereby declare that you are exempt from the entrance examination!"

"You are now an official student of Shrek Academy!"

Flender even pulled out the official enrollment papers on the spot and had Ye Xian sign them.

He was afraid the kid would regret it if he waited any longer.

Just then, three more figures arrived at the final test.

They were Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing.

All three had Soul Power above Level 25.

Thus, they could come directly to the final test.

But Tang San, whose Soul Power was only Level 22,

had to pass each test one by one.

Flender and Zhao Wuji's eyes lit up. Another three?

In previous years, let alone four people reaching the fourth test, it was rare to see even one.

It seemed the quality of this year's New Students was quite high.

And there was even a genius like Ye Xian.

They simply could not keep the smiles off their faces!

Zhao Wuji walked before the three girls and spoke loudly.

"My name is Zhao Wuji!"

"I'll give you one incense stick's worth of time to get to know each other!"

"Once the incense burns out, the test will begin on time!"

"As for the content of the test..."

At this point, the expression on Zhao Wuji's face suddenly relaxed somewhat.

He revealed a very gentle smile before continuing.

"The three of you will join forces to withstand my attacks for one incense stick's worth of time."

"Even if only one person remains standing when time is up, you will still be considered to have passed!"

After saying that, he took out an incense stick. With a light flick of his fingers, it was lit.

"Whoosh—~!"

The sound of something cutting through the air rang out.

The next instant, the incense stick, which should have been incredibly fragile,

was driven into the ground by Zhao Wuji's hand like a steel needle.

Hearing that Zhao Wuji would personally take action, Dai Mubai stared in disbelief.

He had already been preparing to step in himself.

Yet the vice-dean was personally entering the fray.

Had Ye Xian's presence made his hands itch so badly that he could no longer endure it?

He walked up to Xiao Wu and the other two, deliberately lowering his voice.

"For this final test, you can only pray for yourselves."

"Teacher Zhao Wuji is the academy's vice-dean, a Level 76 Beast Martial Soul Battle Soul Saint!"

"What?"

The three girls immediately frowned at those words.

A Level 76 Battle Soul Saint?

Wasn't that fucking ridiculous?

Seeing the four of them standing there in a daze, Dai Mubai continued,

"Still, he probably won't use his full strength against you. Good luck!"

Just as he was about to turn around and leave,

another figure came running over.

The moment Dai Mubai saw who it was, his stomach began churning.

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