How, You Still Want to Snatch My Master?

Is it wrong for someone to be handsome and speak nicely? Speaking of women, Xiao Ran suddenly realized that the women around him— his Master, his Senior Uncle, and Chuyan —were all incredibly beautiful fairies, the likes of which were hard to find even with a lantern in the Cultivation World. However, they were either elders or juniors, and the only ones of his generation were two little girls who never seemed to grow up...

Is it either pedophilia or betrayal of one's master and ancestors?

Clearly, major life events are a problem!

In this Dharma Ending Era, while it is important to fulfill filial piety, one should not abandon the responsibility of saving the world. However, as a man, one should always leave oneself a way to cultivate the land and reproduce.

The regret of ending his life as a virgin in his previous life must not be repeated in this life! Seeing Xiao Ran's silence, True Person Yinyue seemed to see through his thoughts and smiled as she leaned close to his ear and said, "Don't worry, Yue'er will help you with your life's important matters."

Xiao Ran hurriedly said:

"This disciple is going to cultivate now, but will come to visit Senior Uncle again in a while."

True Person Yinyue straightened her Smoky Shirt and smiled gently.

"Come back after you return from Chaos City. I'll be waiting for your Anorexia Flower and good news."

"Must."

Xiao Ran returned to Sword-Wielding Mountain in a flurry of activity, carrying several tons of medicinal residue.

He looked around.

Last night, Master was at Hot Spring Cliff, soaking in the hot spring, drinking wine, and looking at a picture book. He fell asleep while looking at it.

She didn't wake up when he went to Qicheng Hundred Herbs Peak in the morning.

The sun is high in the sky, shining directly on her chest, and she's still sleeping...

It's outrageous! We're living in the Dharma Ending Era, yet we're living the life Xiao Ran dreamed of in his previous life.

If it weren't for the fact that the system-bound Master couldn't be changed, she really needed to be given a good push! Disciple Quarters.

Chuyan Nascent Soul, just like during her postpartum confinement.

According to Xiao Ran's observation, she was already perfectly healthy and could get out of bed, but she seemed to be deliberately delaying getting out of bed.

"That's strange, why does this bed smell so good?" Xiao Ran thought for a moment.

Since the completion of his Disciple Quarters, he has hardly slept in his beloved eight-square-meter bed for more than a few nights.

This bed is mostly occupied by Master and Chuyan.

You know, this bed was meant to be his wedding bed, sigh...

How is he going to get married in the future?

Xiao Ran sat cross-legged on the pine root.

The autumn light is shimmering, and a gentle breeze is blowing – perfect weather for eating the dregs of medicine.

Upon closer inspection, the dregs of the medicine are highly toxic and can deplete Dantian, leaving behind irreversible aftereffects.

But for Xiao Ran's Boundless Qi Sea enveloped by the Xiao Ran Flood Dragon Pill, this dregs were like a pee into the Pacific Ocean—swallowed whole without a trace of stench.

Xiao Ran grabbed the black dregs of medicine, sensed the chaotic Spiritual Power within them, and swallowed them whole.

It's dry and hard on the outside, sticky on the inside, has a terrible texture, and a pungent, burnt, and corrosive smell.

The dregs of the medicine entered the stomach, where they remained. The medicinal power was quickly digested and rushed into the Qi Sea. Although it did not cause much of a ripple, it converted a large amount of Spiritual Power.

It's just a bit hard on the tongue and stomach.

In order to resist the irritation of the medicine, Xiao Ran simply shut down his five senses using the Art of Resonance, merging his soul with heaven and earth and the natural way, so that his eyes would not see and his heart would not be bothered.

He stood there, frozen in place, eating the dregs of the medicine. As he ate, blood began to flow from his seven orifices...

It looks terrifying.

But the problem is minor and still under control.

Hot Spring Cliff.

Lingzhou Yue was having a hazy dream when she suddenly noticed the strangeness of the Bone of the Blood Moon.

Instinctively, he flashed forward, carrying his sketchbook and wine jug, and wrapped in a white bathrobe, ran to the Lone Pine Sword Plaza.

I was shocked by the scene of Xiao Ran eating the dregs of medicine.

He waved his hand in front of Xiao Ran's eyes...

Like an idiot, completely unresponsive!

Lingzhou Yue panicked instantly.

"I'm sorry, I kicked too hard."

"Look how badly you've hit your head."

"I am guilty, Xiao Ran, wake up! Wake up! I'll take you to find a wife, okay?"

While muttering incoherently, she reached out and tapped Xiao Ran's forehead repeatedly.

The knocking didn't move Xiao Ran at all, but instead made Xiao Ran's body tremble and his body sway violently.

The knocking made Xiao Ran's blood rush to his head, and the bleeding from his seven orifices became even more severe.

This surging Spiritual Power!

Xiao Ran snapped out of his daze in one breath.

He had never felt so good before. His whole body was being washed and filled with Spiritual Power, as if he had been to heaven. It was as if a surging sea appeared in front of him.

I almost didn't catch my breath...

Fortunately, he had the Art of Resonance, so everything was under his control.

In order to increase the absorption rate, he forcibly endured the excruciating physical pain, severed some of his five senses, and merged his soul into the world, making him look like a fool.

As a result, his Master kept shaking him around, making him see the ocean all he could, which helped him regain his senses ahead of time.

"Stop shaking! Stop shaking! Master, what are you doing? I'm practicing my martial arts!"

"Huh, is he not stupid?" Lingzhou Yue, half-believing, half-doubting, as she pinched Xiao Ran's handsome face.

"Did you feel unwell anywhere after returning from Morning Dawn Peak?"

So you weren't training me? You sent me flying before you even got the hang of it?

Xiao Ran replied indifferently, "No."

Lingzhou Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief and took a sip of wine to calm her nerves.

"You said there was no problem, don't turn around and blame me later... I did this to temper your physique and forge your Indestructible Body, so don't be ungrateful and blame me."

No, it won't.

Xiao Ran's cheek twitched slightly as he calmed his anger.

"Does Master still need the hot spring? If not, I'd like to go detox."

She's not stupid after all; she even knows about detoxing!

Lingzhou Yue hurriedly said:

"You can use it, you can use it."

Xiao Ran arrived at the Hot Spring Cliff, took off his clothes, soaked in the pool, and began to detoxify himself.

In the blink of an eye, not only was the pool water pitch black, but even the wisps of mist turned black.

Lingzhou Yue followed, trembling with fear. Wrapped in Bath Towel, she sat cross-legged under the peach tree.

She dared not look at the sketchbook anymore, staring at Xiao Ran without moving, fearing that Xiao Ran would suddenly die.

That's too ruthless! She once curiously ate one of the early finished Blood Burst Pill and almost vomited blood and fainted.

It's unbelievable that Xiao Ran actually consumed all the dregs of the Blood Burst Pill that his Master had accumulated over hundreds of years...

"What kind of deity is this?" Lingzhou Yue asked timidly, looking at the black mist swirling in the hot spring, creating a Wraith scene resembling the shroud of the underworld.

Do you... need any help?

Xiao Ran replied without turning his head, "Master, the greatest help you can give your disciple is to drink more wine and look at more picture books."

Lingzhou Yue's pretty face was on the board.

Are you mocking me?

I'm telling the truth! Never mind, you wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you.

If you need help...

Xiao Ran, the rooster, stirred and changed the subject.

"Then can you give me a massage?"

Lingzhou Yue always felt that Xiao Ran's tone was sarcastic, guessing that he had made her do too many sculpting exercises and was now harboring resentment.

"You underestimate your teacher? Fine, I'll pinch you then!"

Lingzhou Yue tied her bathrobe tightly with a bamboo stick, put away the wine pot and sketchbook, came up behind Xiao Ran, straightened her breathing, and began to massage his shoulders very seriously.

Xiao Ran closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment.

Looking back on this journey, I've almost become a sycophant, trying to earn Filial Piety Points every day. It's time to enjoy Master's service.

It's perfectly fine to occasionally enjoy the Master.

After all, the Master thought that she had kicked him and damaged his brain, and he felt guilty. He had to seize this rare feeling of guilt and not waste it.

As he continued to massage, Xiao Ran began to feel uncomfortable.

The Master was too strong and lacked service awareness; he pinched and pushed at the same time, causing the master's body to lean forward.

The vast Spiritual Power from his Master violently surged into his Qi Sea, washing over his Pill Wall, but it did not have any effect of moisturizing or dispelling poison; all it did was reduce everything to ashes.

Xiao Ran frowned and subconsciously said:

"Master, don't be too fierce. Be gentle and proceed step by step."

"Okay."

Feeling guilty, Lingzhou Yue unusually behaved herself and began gently massaging Xiao Ran's cervical spine while simultaneously channeling subtle Spiritual Power into him.

The force was too weak; I felt nothing.

Taking advantage of his Master's guilty conscience and indulging in a rare display of male chauvinism, Xiao Ran deliberately pouted and said, "You're so weak. Didn't you eat breakfast?"

Lingzhou Yue was holding back her anger.

She had already sensed Xiao Ran's vengeful intentions.

She thought to herself: This kid has become a top talent of the Dao Alliance, he's really gotten too big for his britches! Her movements became increasingly exaggerated, almost pushing Xiao Ran into the water.

Xiao Ran feigned an air of nonchalance.

"Sigh, why is it so hard to get gentle service? It's definitely wrong to ask an elder for a massage. Master, could you please call Chuyan over for me?"

"You bastard!"

Lingzhou Yue finally couldn't take it anymore and kicked Xiao Ran in the shoulder in anger.

Xiao Ran's shoulders trembled.

The water was sticky and wet, Lingzhou Yue slipped and fell into the pool.

I almost choked on my water and looked utterly pathetic.

Just as Lingzhou Yue was about to lash out, she discovered that the pool water had already become clear, and the mist had turned white like drifting catkins, obscuring most of Xiao Ran's view.

This meant that Xiao Ran had already finished detoxifying and was deliberately toying with her! Seeing that her bathrobe had flown away, Lingzhou Yue simply sat cross-legged in the pool, crossed her arms, and stared at Xiao Ran without saying a word.

Peach blossoms filled the sky, falling one by one onto the water's surface and drifting towards the waterfall at the cliff's edge.

For the first time, she saw in Xiao Ran boundless and vast, the kind of majestic aura she had only ever seen in supreme powerhouses.

He's only in his twenties, is this kid some kind of genius?

Lingzhou Yue's ears turned slightly red as she watched, and she suppressed her anger with her Spiritual Power.

As the water calmed down, Xiao Ran slowly opened his eyes.

"Master, do you intend to kick me naked all the way to Hundred Herbs Peak?"

Lingzhou Yue crossed her arms over her chest, revealing a stunning figure.

"What's wrong? Have you no shame?"

Xiao Ran remained calm and composed, saying only:

"If you were to kick your disciple into the Pill Chamber, and your Senior Uncle happens to encounter a problem in alchemy, and I were to discuss profound alchemy issues with Senior Uncle while I was naked... do you think that's appropriate?"

Lingzhou Yue was slightly taken aback, her sword-like brows furrowing slightly.

"What, you want to steal my Master?"

This line of thinking...

There's no love left.

Xiao Ran felt a deep sadness in his heart, but deliberately said, "Today I discussed important matters of my life with my Senior Uncle, and I suddenly realized that I am surrounded by elders, juniors, or two little kids, Chunwa and Qiuchan. I might really end up a bachelor for the rest of my life."

He promised to serve Master for life! Sure enough, men turn bad when they become powerful. They've grown wings and are now trying to philander! Lingzhou Yue's eyebrows twitched slightly, and her expression turned cold.

Are you in such a hurry?

Xiao Ran withstood the pressure and deliberately said:

"What's wrong with procreation in this degenerate Dharma Ending Era? More children mean more fighting, and more children mean a better future. As a man, I have an obligation to marry and have children."

The Lingzhou Yue trembled with emotion, stirring up ripples on the water.

"Alright, Xiao Ran, you—this time when you go to Chaos City, I'll introduce you to a master's wife. Let's see if you have the guts!"