The Ultimate Filial Piety System
Chapter 156

People's Fetishes Are Free, But Master Still Recommends Seeing a Doctor

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Upon receiving news that the consumption restrictions had been lifted, Lingzhou Yue put away her Sword Ship and led Xiao Ran to the street.

The street where White Night Pavilion is located is Peacock Street, the most prosperous street in the North City part of Chaos City.

White Night Pavilion is located in the center of the street. Walking east along Peacock Street will take you directly to the venue of the Temple Fair, Little Sunny Lake.

Lingzhou Yue, however, was drunk and dragging Xiao Ran westward, carrying a wine jug.

"There are a few very nice brothels to the west. The girls there are all skilled at playing musical instruments and singing, and their alcohol tolerance is amazing. We should go there and play the game of 'Fight the Wraith, drinking as punishment, and taking off clothes.' It would be a lot of fun."

Xiao Ran, however, gazed towards the bustling Temple Fair in the east.

"This disciple wishes to visit the Temple Fair in the east."

Lingzhou Yue pulled and dragged him, pushing and kicking him.

"You're so pathetic! I'm going to take you to a brothel anyway."

Xiao Ran then said:

"Master, you still owe that shop money. You're not going to make me pay it off again, are you? I only have tens of thousands of Spirit Stones on me. I still need to buy medicinal herbs for my Chuyan Senior Uncle. If you want to play, Master, it's on you."

Lingzhou Yue suddenly sobered up by about 70-80%.

"Oh, let's go to the Temple Fair instead."

He turned and walked east.

Although Chaos City has a large population, its urban area is extremely large, and its population density is not excessively high.

Especially tonight, the Temple Fair attracted too many tourists, resulting in the wide streets being sparsely populated and looking somewhat desolate.

For Xiao Ran, it was peaceful, and with the intoxicating evening breeze, shopping was quite pleasant.

Along the way, passersby would occasionally glance at Xiao Ran and his companion, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Many people recognized Lingzhou Yue's identity, after all, there are few people in the entire Cultivation World with such a figure and appearance.

However, the citizens of Chaos City were all seasoned veterans who had seen many storms. Even if they saw Lingzhou Yue in person, they were neither surprised nor shocked, especially since she came here often.

Passersby were quite curious about Xiao Ran standing to the side.

Qi Refining Cultivation Level.

She has a certain air about her.

He's very handsome.

Even so, in the eyes of ordinary people, Xiao Ran's Cultivation Level and aura still couldn't support his status as a top talent of the Dao Alliance.

However, to the occasional Nascent Soul Stage experts who happened to pass by, this was a young man whom even they could not see through at all.

Xiao Ran is likely to be the strongest among the Dao Alliance's prodigies this year, just like in the previous Dao Alliance conference, where Lingzhou Yue single-handedly defeated the other six and brought great honor to the Dao Alliance.

However, now that Lingzhou Yue and her disciple are representing Zongzhi Mountain, if Xiao Ran's performance is too assertive, the Dao Alliance will lose face.

The citizens of Chaos City have no other hobbies than watching the Dao Alliance make fools of themselves.

Therefore, many powerful figures secretly hoped that Lingzhou Yue disciples could make a splash at the Heaven's Chosen Assembly.

Lingzhou Yue strode along the familiar street, only to encounter a shop she owed money to every ten zhang (approximately 33 meters), instantly ruining the joy of shopping.

"You said you'd buy this for your senior Senior Uncle and that for Chuyan, but aren't you planning to buy anything for your Master?"

Xiao Ran nodded.

"Of course I'll buy some. I'm just going to the Temple Fair to take a look."

Lingzhou Yue patted him on the shoulder.

"No need to force yourself. I don't ask for much. I'll be happy if you give me a little challenge."

Are you a dog?

Looking at his Master's greedy expression and his beautiful, sword-like face, Xiao Ran couldn't believe that they were the same person.

"What's a dragon bone? With our combined efforts, we, master and apprentice, will surely catch the real dragon."

Lingzhou Yue's eyes narrowed as she gazed at Xiao Ran with a deep look.

"Do you want to catch the dragon, or a certain woman?"

Xiao Ran strode forward, deliberately ignoring his Master's gaze, and blurted out, "What man wouldn't want to ride a dragon?"

Lingzhou Yue smacked her lips, feeling a chill run down her spine.

"Although people are free to have their own sexual preferences, I still suggest you see a doctor."

Xiao Ran still firmly believed that his sexual fetish was not a problem; who wouldn't love Dragon Service? "Does Master think that woman is a dragon in her true form, or that she controls a dragon?"

"You mean Black Zither?"

Lingzhou Yue tilted his head back and gulped down his wine, paying no attention to the woman.

"She doesn't have the demeanor of a dragon. The so-called Demonic Dragon might just be a decoy to lure people into hunting dragons, and they just fall into her trap. This kind of trick is all too common."

"Didn't we see a dragon?"

"Dragons are the race that stands at the pinnacle of all spirits. True dragons, even female dragons, have never been the type to seduce men."

Xiao Ran sighed.

"I still hope there are true dragons or other divine beasts that exist in their original form, without humanoid or underworld forms. Otherwise, this world is too dull and leaves one without any hope."

Lingzhou Yue stopped in his tracks, tilted his head back, and drank deeply.

"The hope of the Dharma Ending Era has never been any Tom, Dick, or Harry; it has always been human beings."

Xiao Ran never expected that his usually simple and honest Master would have such profound insights.

Unexpectedly, the Master added another sentence.

"After all, humans can Fight the Wraith."

Xiao Ran turned his head and saw that the place where his Master was standing was actually the entrance of a gambling house, and the sound of Bamboo Tile being smashed on a table could be heard from inside.

I'm sorry, I overestimated you.

Lingzhou Yue sighed mischievously.

"This game is spreading pretty fast. We're all veterans, how about we go in and win some?"

Xiao Ran shook his head.

"If even the Master can win, others will think this game is a scam, which will damage the game's reputation."

Lingzhou Yue tilted her head and pondered for a long time before realizing that Xiao Ran, that bastard, was mocking her again.

Enraged, she raised her foot to kick him, only to find that Xiao Ran had vanished. Her foot was left dangling in mid-air, extremely embarrassed.

Xiao Ran appeared beside him and pressed down on his Master's long legs.

"Master, please calm down. If your wife is truly interested in this game, she will definitely promote it at the Temple Fair. We'll see if we go Temple Fair."

Lingzhou Yue stared at Xiao Ran with a look of surprise.

"Invisibility is prohibited on the streets, so how did you manage to disappear so suddenly? Even the city's protective array didn't react."

"It's just a regular invisibility technique, plus the Art of Resonance, except that the disciple's cultivation level is slightly higher."

Xiao Ran revealed a Versailles-like smile.

Lingzhou Yue nodded slightly, seemingly lost in thought, when suddenly she had a brilliant idea. "Teach me, how can we, master and disciple, sneak into a brothel together without spending a penny? Not only can we listen to music for free, but as the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a stolen one. The pleasure of eavesdropping and playing together can be doubled."

"You really are an old hand at driving! "Xiao Ran shook her head.

"Isn't it extremely disrespectful for a disciple to Master?"

Lingzhou Yue face.

"When you were stealing kisses and groping your teacher, why didn't you call it a heinous crime?"

Xiao Ran retorted, "I was testing the new Cultivation Method."

Lingzhou Yue snorted coldly, the glint of sword light in her eyes almost bursting forth.

"Are you testing my Cultivation Method or my physical constitution? If it weren't for my special constitution, you would probably have gone even further."

It wasn't that long...

You flatter me.

"No, this disciple will be mindful of the appropriate measure."

Lingzhou Yue pursed her lips as she drank, becoming tipsy and rambling on and on.

"You're a young man in your twenties, still in your estrus cycle, not yet free from the reproductive instinct. Let me tell you, that kind of thing between men and women is meaningless. Opposite sex is just for reproduction, same sex is true love. You and I, master and disciple, together we'll form Divine Dragon Tail Swing dragon-like duo for picking up girls, and we'll be more than envious of couples or immortals..."

Good heavens! When you're drunk, you'll blurt out anything! Xiao Ran subconsciously distanced himself from his Master, afraid that others would misunderstand that they had some kind of relationship.

If you walk east along Peacock Street to its end, there is a small lake that is a hundred feet wide. The island in the center of the lake and the street surrounding the lake are the venues for the Temple Fair.

Whenever there is a major gathering or festival in Chaos City, there will be Temple Fair a few days in advance, attracting tourists from the Dao Alliance Headquarters, the Five Great Powers, and various scattered forces.

Xiao Ran and his Master walked for quite a while before arriving at the entrance outside the lakeside road.

There were also roadblocks and a temple at the entrance.

An entrance fee of ten Spirit Stone per person is required, followed by bathing and incense burning, and a set of ancient clothing specially provided for the gathering will be given to you.

Xiao Ran readily paid twenty Spirit Stone and entered the hot spring cabin behind the temple.

The two had just disembarked from the Sword Ship and skipped the bathing.

They then burned incense to worship the ancient Nüxi.

Judging from the name, it seems to be a combination of Nuwa and Fuxi. The statue also seems to have some merit. Perhaps the True Spirit Continent and Earth share the same origin.

After burning incense, the two changed into ancient folk costumes and left the temple, stepping into the bustling Lake Ring Street.

The ancient costume is similar to Hanfu in style, but it is more gorgeous and ancient. It is quite different from the minimalist Daoist robe design of today, and it exudes a luxurious feeling full of Spiritual Energy.

Although it's a commoner's style, it looks even more beautiful than the typical elegant and refined robes of immortals.

Especially when Master wore it, the complex red and yellow patterns completely transformed his fierce sword aura, turning him into a classical and graceful lady from a prominent family.

If you interpret the flush on her face from being drunk as a blush after a bath, that would be the Absolute Kill.

Xiao Ran could hardly look away.

"Master is so beautiful. If you put the wine pot away, Master will be even more beautiful."

"Then you hold it for me, and feed me if I'm thirsty."

Lingzhou Yue shoved the wine pot into Xiao Ran's arms.

She stretched languidly, making her already taut figure appear even more voluptuous and exuding femininity.

"Alright."

Xiao Ran put away the wine pot.

His men's attire consisted of a long robe in purple and gold, exuding an air of wealth and nobility. He also wore a long sword at his waist and carried Wine Bamboo Tube, giving him a rather imposing presence.

Lake Ring Street is a one-way street, and although it is not wide, it is significantly more crowded than Peacock Street.

At first glance, it's packed with people, and it's indeed very lively.

The night view is beautiful, with the lake reflecting the light, colorful lights hanging high, and fireworks flying everywhere.

Temple Fair are supposed to be for religious ceremonies, but they're mainly for selling goods.

The one-way street around the lake is lined with all sorts of wooden shops and roadside stalls, selling all sorts of things.

It mainly consists of snacks, small handicrafts, magical artifact repair, and games like ring toss and Gamble Stone.

There is an island in the middle of the lake, with a few tourist boats floating around it.

There is a huge, brightly lit platform on the island where events are held regularly.

The lake isn't large; you can clearly see the activities in the center of the lake from the Lake Ring Street.

I heard there will be a large fireworks display later.

At this moment, an acrobatic troupe is warming up the crowd, and some singers are preparing backstage. There are no promotional activities for the Fight the Wraith yet.

Lingzhou Yue was somewhat disappointed.

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"We're too early. I reckon Bai Ye will be here soon to promote Fight the Wraith."

Lingzhou Yue pouted, grabbed the Wine Bamboo Tube from Xiao Ran's waist, and took a sip.

"You talk as if you know Chaos City better than I do."

Xiao Ran explained, "Master is now the creator and spokesperson of Fight the Wraith. With you here, and it being Temple Fair before the Heaven's Chosen Assembly, this is Bai Ye's best opportunity for publicity. This is basic business logic, and Bai Ye surely understands it."

Whether Bai Ye understood or not, Lingzhou Yue didn't quite understand either, and pouted as she changed the subject.

What do you want to buy for me?

Xiao Ran smiled and said:

"What does Master want?"

The two were walking down the street when suddenly a beggar called out to Xiao Ran—

"Young master, please wait. I see that your face is dark, which means you are in great danger."

Xiao Ran was taken aback.

"I?"

The old beggar nodded.

"It's you."

Xiao Ran stopped and looked closely. He realized that the man was indeed blind and had no Cultivation Level.

My forehead looks dark? It really is! I was too exhausted from going invisible just now, and then I was thrown to the ground by my Master and vomited blood. I haven't fully recovered yet.

Coincidence? Maybe.

Xiao Ran didn't bother to argue and prepared to continue on his way.

Lingzhou Yue frowned slightly, and a cold aura suddenly rose up, enveloping the beggar.

"What did you say?"

Xiao Ran was startled by his Master's sudden imposing aura and hurriedly said, "Master, you don't actually believe in this kind of charlatan, do you?"

Upon hearing that he was a charlatan, the beggar looked disdainful, shook his head and smiled, as if he had everything under control.

"One hundred Spirit Stone, and I'll tell you the future you want to hear."

Xiao Ran remained silent.

One hundred Spirit Stone? Why don't you just rob someone?!

It turns out that cheating is faster than robbing.

As a result, the Master, who was always stingy, actually threw a bag of Spirit Stone at the beggar.

It looked like there were probably more than a hundred, but she was too lazy to count them, so she just tossed them all over.

"Speaking carelessly can kill people."

The beggar quickly put away the Spirit Stone and took out an old, worn-out writing brush and a thin, translucent piece of yellow paper.

"Young man, write or draw anything you want to express on it."

Master cares about me so much? Since the money has already been given, Xiao Ran can't very well take it back.

Since I was bored anyway, I decided to tease the old beggar and casually drew a Peppa Pig on it.

The beggar reached out and touched the yellow paper.

In an instant, his old face froze, he stumbled back in shock, rolled onto the ground, and suddenly opened his eyes.

It revealed a pair of pale, bloodshot, cracked eyes.

"Quickly, kill this boy!"

Chapter 153 The King of Seductive Pictures: The Distant Sea

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