Where am I pretty?

On the high platform of the island in the middle of the lake.

After a series of acrobatic acts, a dragon dance performance followed, after which the lights on the high platform were turned off, plunging the area into darkness and silence.

Sudden!

Colorful mist rises, divine light shines forth.

Seven-colored light shone down from above the island in the middle of the lake, suddenly illuminating the darkness.

Thin clouds gathered together, slowly descending into mist, enveloping the high platform, and shimmering with beautiful, colorful light.

The ethereal clouds transform into various auspicious flying beasts that soar and dart above the high platform, giving people a sacred and dreamlike feeling, as if they have come to the Golden Age of the past.

On the lakeside, all the tourists and vendors looked up at the high platform in the center of the lake.

A distant, ethereal song, like the chanting of immortals, descended from the clouds to the mortal realm.

Its tone is as bright as the moon and as clear as flowing water. The flowing water reflects the moon and crashes against the pebbles, producing a melodious bell sound.

The timbre is extremely unique, indistinguishable between male and female, like the sound of nature. Just hearing one note is enough to immerse you in it and make it unforgettable.

In an instant, everyone on the lakeside was captivated by the beautiful sound.

Screams erupted as everyone rushed to the riverbank, rolled up their trousers, and waded into the water, eager to hear the beautiful song even if they could only get a few feet closer, afraid of missing even a single syllable.

Following the vocal singing, the harmonies of six instruments—pipa, yangqin, guzheng, dizi, erhu, and bianzhong—gradually take the stage, rising and falling in a harmonious yet orderly manner, perfectly complementing the vocals.

Soon, the colorful clouds gradually faded, and seven slender figures appeared on the stage.

The six musicians were women, and all of them, regardless of height or weight, were very beautiful.

The person dancing and singing in the middle, like Chang'e, has an exceptional figure and appearance. Even from a hundred feet away, they have a captivating presence.

However, upon closer inspection, he turned out to be a handsome man dressed as a woman.

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered a wrench.

"Could this person be..."

Lingzhou Yue nodded, recalling some of her past experiences at the Academy.

"It's her, Xuan Mozi."

Although it was the first time Xiao Ran had seen Xuan Mozi person and heard her legendary voice, her Xiao Ran was already very well-known.

Xiao Ran was very familiar with the story of Xuan Mozi; he had heard it so many times over the past three years that his ears were calloused.

Xuan Mozi, whose original name was Xuan Mozi, was a male who came from a minor, insignificant sect and later entered Academy to cultivate.

The thousand-year-old Nascent Soul possessed extraordinary talent and was renowned for his unparalleled handsomeness.

Because of his outstanding appearance, he was pursued by countless women at the Academy, which annoyed him so much that he decided to dress as a woman.

As a result, he became even more beautiful after dressing as a woman, and was harassed by countless men, so he simply...

They charge money for teaching skills.

During his apprenticeship, he gradually realized that spiritual practice could not save the world, and decided to use art to influence people.

From that day on, the most popular songstress in the history of the Cultivation World, Xuan Mozi, was born.

Besides her pure and lovely appearance, which is unparalleled in beauty and rivals any woman, Xuan Mozi also possesses a clear and pleasant androgynous voice, truly appealing to all ages and genders.

His fans are all over the Cultivation World, spanning men and women of all ages, from zero to millions of years old, and he once became the dream lover of countless men, women, and children.

He can be called the number one wrench in the Cultivation World!

However, Xuan Mozi is not only an idol, but also a super talented actress.

She has an extremely high pursuit of art, even to the point of being demanding. In order to hone her singing voice and skills, she practiced her voice under the waterfall day after day, year after year.

Throughout his thousands of years in the arts, he has never added any Spiritual Power effects to his singing, insisting on singing with his pure voice.

Today, he has long transcended art itself and become a high-quality representative of the Dao Alliance Headquarters.

He also frequently represents the Dao Alliance Headquarters in Chaos City to perform, earning an appearance fee of over 100,000 Spirit Stone. He is the only Dao Alliance figure favored by the citizens of Chaos City.

He's both an idol and a talented actor; it's no wonder he's so popular!

Xiao Ran thought to himself.

Cheers and screams rose and fell by the lake, instantly turning everyone into fans.

Looking up at the woman—no, the man—dancing gracefully in the center of the platform, Xiao Ran recalled a quote from Mr. Lu Xun.

—Our greatest, most enduring, and most widespread art in China is men dressing as women.

It seems that this is true not only in China, but also in the Cultivation World.

On the high platform, Xuan Mozi wore a colorful dress and was about 1.7 meters tall, which was short for a man but tall for a woman.

She wore only light makeup, and her features did resemble a woman's, but not in a deliberately exaggerated way. Instead, it was a natural sense of purity and gentleness emanating from her brows.

Aside from his Master, this was probably the second most beautiful person Xiao Ran had ever seen, not to mention the captivating, ethereal music that filled his ears...

Even from a distance of a hundred feet, Xiao Ran could feel a beauty that transcended the mortal world.

Compared to fame and status, Xuan Mozi's entourage was quite small, lacking the grand spectacle Xiao Ran had imagined. It seemed that everything he did was directed towards art itself, abandoning all superfluous embellishments and incorporating divinity into the melodious tunes and rhythms, making it both elegant and easily accessible to people.

A clear sound enters the ear, and a gentle lake breeze blows.

Lingzhou Yue took a sip of wine, also intoxicated by the beautiful singing, and vaguely recalled many past events.

"I should thank him."

Xiao Ran was slightly taken aback, sensing there was a story behind it.

"Does Master know him?"

"I've met him a few times, but we're not familiar with each other. It was because of his presence that I didn't have so many men bothering me at the Academy back then, Cultivation World had far fewer cripples."

It's good that there are fewer disabled people...

Xiao Ran trembled with fear, thankful that he had mastered the maximum level of Qi Refining Ten Thousand Layers; otherwise, he might have joined the ranks of the disabled in the Cultivation World.

The Boundless Qi Sea is fearless!

Xiao Ran had no interest in men and deliberately made up a story:

"I really want to marry a wife like that. Does Master like her?"

Lingzhou Yue pursed her lips.

"No matter how beautiful he is, he's still a man. What's so great about him? If you marry a wife like that, you should keep her for yourself. I won't share her with you."

Does gender really matter that much?

Xiao Ran deliberately looked on with envy and said, "But he's handsome!"

Lingzhou Yue's expression suddenly turned cold, her eyes flashing with a sword-like light. She turned to stare at Xiao Ran as if she wanted to devour him, her threatening intent overflowing.

"Am I prettier than your teacher?"

Xiao Ran is not blind.

No need for threats, Master is still more beautiful.

Xuan Mozi's facial features give the impression of representing the pinnacle of beauty achievable in the Cultivation World.

But Master's appearance was like that of someone from another world, a beauty that transcended the Cultivation World.

Not to mention Master's voluptuous and slender figure, and his dashing, sword-like temperament.

"Master is still more beautiful."

Xiao Ran spoke honestly, without any flattery or exaggeration, as if stating a scientific truth.

Lingzhou Yue has never cared about being pretty; she's hardly ever looked in the mirror.

But to test the sincerity of Xiao Ran's filial piety, she added another question.

"What's so beautiful about it?"

Xiao Ran immediately became furious, and his voice suddenly rose in pitch.

"What do you mean by 'beautiful'? Master is beautiful from head to toe. The question you should be asking is—'Where am I not beautiful?'"

Lingzhou Yue was a little confused, and being led by the nose by Xiao Ran, she asked:

"Where am I not pretty?"

Xiao Ran coughed twice.

"Ahem, actually, this disciple has not seen all of Master's beauty either. This question can only be answered after this disciple has seen them all in the future."

Lingzhou Yue frowned slightly, and after a long while, she realized that she had been teased by her disciple. She then kicked Xiao Ran into the lake.

Soaking in the water, Xiao Ran's heart was Bing Bing.

Fortunately, the filial piety was heartwarming.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 1 Filial Piety Points!]

On the high platform in the middle of the lake.

After finishing her song, Xuan Mozi did not continue performing, but instead, unusually, started advertising.

"Thank you all for your support. Xiao Mo is here today mainly to promote a gambling game created by a senior I greatly respect. This game is called Three People Fight the Wraith. It is said to be inspired by her experience in her thousand-year career of fighting the underworld. It allows everyone to experience the thrill and excitement of fighting the Wraith leaving home, to feel grateful to the warriors who fight the underworld, and to cherish the hard-won peace."

What was bound to happen, happened...

Xiao Ran, soaking in the water, felt incredibly ashamed upon hearing such a long advertisement.

The audience below was already shouting.

"I've played this game before!"

"Fight the Wraith is so much fun!"

"Actually, you don't necessarily have to gamble. You can play at home with relatives and friends."

"..."

Perhaps influenced by his past life experiences, Xiao Ran always felt that something was amiss here.

However, Lingzhou Yue was very pleased with these words and happily poured herself a drink.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 8 Filial Piety Points!]

This can increase Filial Piety Points? You're really vain! Xiao Ran was speechless.

Lingzhou Yue muttered to herself in confusion, "Why is Chen Ziyan taking this so seriously by inviting Xuan Mozi to promote a gambling game?"

Xiao Ran couldn't help but recall the time in his previous life when he was addicted to playing three-player Fight the Landlord popular Chinese card game), and he would never go to sleep until he had lost all his Happy Beans by midnight.

"Because this game is really addictive, you can make a lot of money from it."

On the high platform in the middle of the lake.

Xuan Mozi continued:

"Coincidentally, this senior is also a regular customer of Chaos City, and a great beauty who far surpasses Xiao Mo. Right now, she is also strolling Lakeside Street. Shall we invite her up to introduce the Fight the Wraith Game to everyone?"

Although the audience by the lake all wanted Xuan Mozi to give a personal introduction, they still erupted in a deafening roar—

"Good!"

Xuan Mozi extended her right hand towards Lingzhou Yue, inviting her to come up on stage.

"Please welcome the former Dao Alliance prodigy, the current Sword-Wielding Elder of Zongzhi Mountain, the peerless Elder Lingzhou."

A cheer erupted from the audience.

Although Lingzhou Yue's reputation in the Cultivation World was mixed, it changed significantly after the Flamefree City incident.

The audience is also looking forward to Lingzhou Yue's appearance and the game "Fight the Wraith".

Xuan Mozi stretched her hand forward.

Lingzhou Yue suddenly appeared behind her.

"You know I have to pay an appearance fee to go on stage?"

"Senior Sister Ling Zhou, we meet again."

Upon hearing Lingzhou Yue's voice, Xuan Mozi, despite being an idol herself, instantly transformed into a fangirl, much like a little girl seeing her idol.

She turned around excitedly and took Lingzhou Yue's arm.

As a result, it just touched Lingzhou Yue's elbow tip—

In an instant, a powerful and Righteous Sword Qi erupted from Lingzhou Yue's body.

Xuan Mozi was stunned and flew backward with a thud.

Is this even possible?

Xiao Ran's forehead was covered in black lines, his feet trembled, and he suddenly flashed out of the water.

In the blink of an eye, they arrived at the direction where Xuan Mozi had been flying backward and caught her in a princess carry.

Holding that strangely soft body, he looked down at her shocked, pale, and shyly blushing face...

Xiao Ran fell into deep thought.

This Wife Cake must be a culinary disaster...

They don't even spare men? —————

Chapter 159 The King of Lewd Talk: Little White White White