Defeat Lingzhou Yue

Xiao Ran stepped on the water's surface, only to be thrown ten feet away by the Xuan Mozi that flew backwards before coming to a stop.

An uproar erupted around them.

He found it very strange.

Xuan Mozi was blasted away by her Master's Righteous Sword Qi; theoretically, she should have been a man.

But it's incredibly soft and delicate when you hold it in your arms.

Look closely, this guy has completely lost his male sexual characteristics.

His face was delicate and rounded, his skin was smooth and delicate, his stubble and pores were not visible, his Adam's apple was flat, and his chest was full and heaving...

If you hadn't heard her story, you would never have known that he was once a man.

As expected of the Cultivation World, the personality transformation is so thorough! Xiao Ran felt that if he could travel back in time one day, he could become the world's richest man just by relying on this technology.

As for Wife Cake...

Men and women are not the point, nor are people or animals. The point is: if the Master doesn't like someone, he won't like them either.

He will only like those whom his Master likes.

Because the joy of sharing brings him Filial Piety Points! He caught the Xuan Mozi, retreated ten feet on the water to steady himself, and amidst a cacophony of complaints, Xiao Ran politely put down the legendary songstress.

After regaining her composure, Xuan Mozi stood on the water and bowed slightly to Xiao Ran.

"You, with Cultivation Level Qi Refining, were able to catch me? Could it be that you are...?"

Xiao Ran nodded in return.

"Xiao Ran".

Xuan Mozi glanced at Xiao Ran and felt that he possessed a magnificent aura and was exceptionally handsome. He was indeed worthy of being Senior Sister Ling Zhou's disciple. She then smiled and said:

"Xuan Mozi has met Xiao Tianjiao."

"Uncle-Master, there's no need for such formalities."

Xiao Ran waved his hand, thinking to himself that this was a polite interaction between real men.

Xuan Mozi turned to look at the high platform in the middle of the lake, and said with nostalgia:

"Five hundred years have passed, Elder Lingzhou has not changed at all. No matter what form my body and mind take, I am still injured by her sword energy."

"Even Master can't control this kind of thing."

Xuan Mozi turned her head and glanced at Xiao Ran, feeling that he had also suffered quite a bit at the hands of Senior Sister Ling Zhou.

"Saving the three million citizens of Flamefree City doesn't seem like something she would do. You must have been involved, right?"

Xiao Ran was slightly taken aback, then asked with great interest:

"How should we act in a way that resembles what our Master would do?"

Xuan Mozi laughed and said, "If it were her own decision, you would be making Dragon Bone Soup by now."

"..."

Is catching the dragon more important, or saving lives? That is the question.

Xiao Ran had no answer.

Seeing Xiao Ran remain silent, Xuan Mozi then said, "That's fine too. Saving lives is the most important thing. I hope you can all get the Wraithhunter Medal."

"Thanks."

Xuan Mozi stepped away, then suddenly stopped, standing gracefully with her hands behind her back like a young girl.

"By the way, you smell of Wife Cake in your breath."

Huh? Xiao Ran was a little unaccustomed to such meticulous smelling.

Xiao Ran turned and returned to the lakeside.

The area around the lake was already filled with shouts and curses.

"Give me back my Whirlpool!"

"Lingzhou Yue is a violent madman who refuses to pay back his debts!"

"Xuanmo is the prettiest, Xuanmo is the gentlest, I only want Xuanmo to introduce the game!"

Xiao Ran a vague feeling that something bad was about to happen.

Really!

The high platform on the island in the middle of the lake.

Lingzhou Yue received no appearance fee, but instead received a barrage of insults. He drank wine from a jug and waved his sleeves like the wind.

A terrifying Spiritual Pressure descended over a wide area, pressing down on all 100,000 people around the lake, forcing them to lie prostrate on the ground, their faces pressed against the earth, unable to move.

"I saved three million people in Flamefree City, killed one hundred thousand of you, and have two and a half million in merit. Let me listen carefully to who is cursing me?"

As soon as Lingzhou Yue uttered those words, the six musicians behind her trembled as if they had seen a demon.

The problem is, three million minus one hundred thousand, isn't that two million nine hundred thousand?

Even so, no one dared to say anything.

Xuan Mozi shook her head and smiled as she walked toward the island in the middle of the lake.

The entire lakeside was completely silent.

There were also some die-hard fans of Xuan Mozi who were not afraid of death. Just as they were about to speak, they were knocked unconscious by the people next to them who pressed their heads down.

Even Wu Yu, the chosen one of destiny, was pressed to the ground by this Spiritual Pressure and could not move.

The wound on my left waist, which had just healed, burst open again, and fresh blood gushed out...

"Regardless of their innocence or not, isn't Elder Lingzhou going too far by indiscriminately pressuring 100,000 people?"

Hua Lian glanced at Xiao Ran in the distance, who was actually standing steadily under the Spiritual Pressure.

"Others can stand up Qi Refining, but you can't even stand up when you Foundation Establishment. Think about whether it's a problem with yourself."

Wu Yu his innocent, handsome face against the stone slab, struggling to turn his head to look at Xiao Ran, his expression immediately turning depressed.

"What kind of talent is Junior Brother Xiao? I'm just a lucky bastard."

Hua Lian ignored him; the more she paid attention to him, the more depressed she became. Instead, she turned her gaze to Lingzhou Yue on the island in the middle of the lake.

"She changed after taking on an apprentice."

With her Wu Yu pressed to the ground, Wu Yu stammered, "Has she become violent from frequent corporal punishment?"

"No, she's become gentler."

"..."

When Xuan Mozi returned to the high platform, the entire Lakeside Street was silent; no one even dared to cheer.

She stopped a foot away from Lingzhou Yue, turned around and said to the crowd by the lake:

"In the Three People Fight the Wraith Game, a certain female villain character was designed by Elder Lingzhou based on himself. If you have any complaints, you can go to the game and defeat her."

There are such characters?

Lingzhou Yue was taken aback, thinking that Xiao Ran had tricked her, and asked curiously:

Which card are you referring to?

Xuan Mozi whispered in her mind, "This is Bai Ye's backup promotion plan. Senior Sister, you should leave first."

You, Chen Ziyan!

Lingzhou Yue flashed away from the island in the middle of the lake, and at the same time withdrew her Spiritual Pressure.

Seeing Lingzhou Yue leave and her Spiritual Pressure dissipate, the audience on the lakeside were instantly filled with righteous indignation.

"I want to play Fight the Wraith!"

"Nobody can stop me!"

"I will defeat Lingzhou Yue!"

Xiao Ran shook his head.

He thought that no matter how times change, the masses will always be foolish, and any business that overestimates the intelligence of the masses will eventually fail miserably.

Just like the novels he had read in his previous life, any book that requires a brain to understand would be a disaster.

After all, he himself didn't want to use his brain.

If conditions allowed, who wouldn't want to be a carefree fool? Lingzhou Yue returned to the lakeside and found Xiao Ran.

"Let's go."

"Um."

Their lakeside trip came to an end, and the two walked back along the path.

On the island in the middle of the lake, after Xuan Mozi finished explaining the rules of the game "Fight the Wraith," it was exactly midnight.

Fireworks rose slowly from the island in the middle of the lake, blooming, fading, and disappearing into the night, reflecting a kaleidoscope of colors on the lake water, sometimes bright, sometimes dim.

Although Lingzhou Yue withdrew her terrifying Spiritual Pressure, wherever the two walked, the passersby remained prostrate on the ground, and no one dared to get up.

Walking among the crawling crowd, Xiao Ran felt as if he were watching fireworks with his Master in the grass—a truly romantic experience.

The flickering firelight danced on her face as Lingzhou Yue raised her cup and drank heartily, feeling a joy she hadn't felt in a long time.

How are you feeling?

Xiao Ran silently followed behind his Master and said without hesitation, "It's more comfortable to hold Master."

Lingzhou Yue shook her head and laughed, "You talk as if you've ever hugged me. If you had hugged me, you would be long gone."

Based on historical experience, this is a metaphysical question.

Because Xiao Ran wasn't injured by sword energy every time he encountered his Master.

Sometimes, he encounters his Master with pure intentions, or his Master takes the initiative to approach him; these are all fine.

If one approaches their Master with a tainted heart, they are easily injured by the sword energy.

Further scientific research is needed to determine the specifics.

My Master is like a treasure trove waiting to be discovered.

Xiao Ran sighed.

Lingzhou Yue shook his head.

"It's not fun, people will die. Your skills are far from sufficient, you'd better behave yourself."

Xiao Ran nodded.

"I have always adhered to science and followed the rules."

Perhaps it was because of her anger and Spiritual Pressure earlier, Lingzhou Yue suddenly felt a little tired.

She suddenly stopped and turned around, a rare touch of coquettishness appearing on her delicate face, which was partially obscured by the fireworks.

"I'm tired, carry me on your back."

Xiao Ran stepped forward, snatched the Wine Bamboo Tube from his Master, and then bent down to carry his Master on his back.

Suddenly I realized the mystery of my Master's constitution and the vastness of the universe.

Lingzhou Yue lazily hooked her arm around Xiao Ran's neck.

"So, did the Wife Cake work?"

Xiao Ran thought for a moment and said:

"I believe that the closest relationship between men and women is not necessarily that of husband and wife. The fact that Master gave me the Bone of the Blood Moon means that my relationship with Master is even stronger and closer than that of husband and wife. With Master here, do I still need a wife?"

"At least you still have some conscience!" The words, which were on the tip of Lingzhou Yue's tongue, turned into a scornful remark.

"You're hopeless. You're not practicing any kind of virginity training, so you'll stay a virgin your whole life. I always feel like I owe you something, which is why I wanted to find you a wife."

"I think you're trying to have a threesome!" Xiao Ran was very indignant.

"Theoretically speaking, isn't Master also a virgin? Why make a fuss over something that's only slightly better?"

"Besides my physical condition, I was also careless back then and practiced the wrong Cultivation Method. Actually, when I was a teenager... I also liked men."

As she spoke, Lingzhou Yue lay completely on Xiao Ran's back, her cheek pressed against Xiao Ran neck, letting the light of fireworks rise and fall on her picturesque face, like sunrise and sunset.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 88 Filial Piety Points!]

Xiao Ran paid his respects and said nothing more.

Chapter 160 The King of Lewd Talk: The Undying and Unextinguished Celestial Venerable