Poison Against Poison

Xiao Ran felt that he was very responsible.

But in her Master's mouth, it became disgusting. Fortunately, her overflowing Filial Piety Points betrayed her.

Master still loves me after all! Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief, feeling comfortable all over from Bing Bing's massage.

"Alright, thank you, Bing Bing. Go and serve your Master."

Lingzhou Yue raised an eyebrow and calmly drank her wine.

"You keep calling me 'wife,' and you do it so sweetly."

Xiao Ran patted Bing Bing's soft hand, which resembled a boneless chicken strip, and said in a serious tone:

"Respecting puppets is respecting humanity itself, lest the Skynet descend one day, more terrifying than the Wraith."

Bing Bing asked curiously:

What is Skynet?

Xiao Ran feigned mystery.

"This is humanity's ultimate secret, and I cannot tell you unless you please me."

Bing Bing's smile gradually faded.

"You call me a puppet wife just so I can serve you well? I'm a puppet, I can serve you well anytime you want, isn't that redundant?"

Xiao Ran was suddenly taken aback.

I don't know if it was because he mentioned the Skynet that triggered the puppet's instincts, and it started to think about such questions and question humanity.

"If I call you my wife, you'll serve me even better, won't you?"

Bing Bing didn't speak; her expression seemed to be mocking humanity.

We're doomed!

This is a sign that Skynet is about to awaken...

Lingzhou Yue pouted and said, "Idiot, no matter what you call her, she won't serve you any better. Just like no matter what you call me, you're the one serving me."

Without hesitation, Xiao Ran called out, "Wife."

"Puff--"

Lingzhou Yue sprayed a mouthful of sake into the mist, and the warm sunlight piercing through it refracted a rainbow.

"What's wrong with you? The New Year isn't even over yet, and you're already acting like you're in heat?"

Even so, the system notification sound arrived as scheduled.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 588 Filial Piety Points.]

Xiao Ran chuckled inwardly, but quickly said, "No, my name is Bing Bing."

Lingzhou Yue suppressed her anger, her gaze sharp as a sword, staring coldly at him. Her slightly flushed face was like a painting, vaguely beautiful as a fairy descending to earth.

Xiao Ran chuckled inwardly.

He thought to himself that calling out "wife" was worth it; it was exciting, pleasant to hear, and he even got some Filial Piety Points.

Just as Lingzhou Yue was about to lash out, she suddenly heard Bing Bing say something.

"Humans are really interesting."

Lingzhou Yue looked completely bewildered, while Xiao Ran felt a chill run down his spine...

The atmosphere in the hot spring, which should have been romantic, suddenly turned eerie.

A moment in the hot spring is worth a thousand pieces of gold, Xiao Ran no longer teases Bing Bing or his Master.

Taking advantage of the fact that it's easy to lose one's inner strength in a hot spring, and with his Master by his side, he prepared to practice his skills!

I glanced at the System Panel and realized that my filial piety points had increased by more than 1,600.

But it's useless; I can't afford the high-level Cultivation Method that can improve combat power for the time being.

I browsed through the System Space.

Two million Spirit Stone.

More than a hundred Spirit Gathering Pill refined by my Senior Uncle.

The rest of the things are of little help to his current cultivation.

Xiao Ran kept the two million Spirit Stone, intending to go to Chaos City to hunt for treasures or to borrow ancient books from the Academy.

With his Master nearby, Xiao Ran decided to try out the Dragon Bone Spirit Gathering Pill refined by his Senior Uncle.

Previously, he had drunk half of the Golden Dragon Bone First Broth, which caused a tornado to form in his Qi Sea.

The cyclone remained powerful and showed no signs of weakening, proving to be truly persistent.

However, the Spiritual Pressure of the Spirit Severing Realm is only present at the peak of the oscillation, and resources still need to be replenished.

Xiao Ran took out a Spirit Gathering Pill, which was dark in color and looked similar to a chocolate candy.

My Senior Uncle said that this thing is quite powerful, comparable to the Bloodburst Pill.

But Xiao Ran was no ordinary person. With a system by his side and Boundless Qi Sea, he was immune to all poisons. Why would he be afraid of taking medicine? He decisively put the Spirit Gathering Pill into his mouth.

The Spirit Gathering Pill melted instantly upon entering the mouth, transforming into a soaring dragon energy that surged into the blood vessels, carrying boiling hot blood as it rushed into the Qi Sea Dantian, creating towering waves.

Why is my husband blushing?

The way she called him "husband"...

Bing Bing's previous comment was that humans are really interesting, and then she laughed and called him "husband".

Xiao Ran felt goosebumps all over his body as he listened, and his scalp tingled and his back went cold.

"I'm practicing martial arts, and my qi and blood are rushing to my heart."

While looking at the picture book, Lingzhou Yue shook the Wine Bamboo Tube and casually said, "You've taken your medicine, haven't you? Medicine emboldens cowards."

Feeling embarrassed to eat alone, Xiao Ran quickly took out the Dragon Bone Soup and pastries he had stored away.

"Master, please have some pastries and drink some Dragon Bone Soup. Please keep an eye on me to prevent me from going astray in my cultivation."

Lingzhou Yue didn't care at all, and without even raising her head, she said, "With your skills, what difference does it make whether you go astray or become possessed by a demon?"

"There's a huge difference!" Xiao Ran didn't say this aloud, but silently delivered the pastries and Dragon Bone Soup to his Master.

The System Space was completely still, and all these things were still steaming hot and delicious.

Lingzhou Yue picked up the soup bowl, took a small sip, but then ate the pastries with unrestrained gusto.

Seeing his Master enjoying himself, Xiao Ran felt sorry for Bing Bing and asked curiously, "Bing Bing, why don't you eat some too?"

Bing Bing was taken aback.

"I?"

"Yes, can you eat?"

"Cannot."

"I made this myself."

Xiao Ran was very proud of his skills.

Unexpectedly, Bing Bing said:

"Oh, what does it have to do with whether I can eat it or not if you made it yourself?"

This straight woman! No wonder it's artificial intelligence; even a time traveler has to suffer.

Lingzhou Yue also quite curious, so she said:

"Have some. This idiot is no good at fighting or having children, but he's good at unorthodox methods, especially cooking. The food is alright."

"Really?"

Her clear, beautiful eyes revealed surprise and curiosity.

"Okay, I'll try it."

The pastry enters the mouth, travels directly to the stomach, enters the digestive furnace outside the Spirit Core, is directly burned to enhance the spirit, and the Spiritual Power enters the Spirit Core for storage.

The rest is completely burned, the chemical energy from the combustion is also collected, and very little waste gas is directly expelled through respiration.

Xiao Ran was surprised that even pastries with little nutritional value could be completely digested; the design was very anthropomorphic and scientific.

"How about it?"

Bing Bing smiled and said:

"Although the pastries aren't very nutritious for me, they tasted surprisingly good."

Xiao Ran then said:

"Try the bone broth again."

Bing Bing hesitated for a moment, then resolutely picked up the porcelain bowl, gritted her teeth, and drank a mouthful of bone broth.

Xiao Ran observed carefully.

A large amount of bone broth Spiritual Power flowed into the Spirit Core through the Spirit Runes veins, with the excess entering the Spirit Pool for storage, and the remaining water and seasonings evaporating directly through sweat.

Her pretty little face was flushed from drinking.

"This tastes better and is more nutritious, but it makes you feel weird, like..."

Xiao Ran pressed further:

What is it?

Bing Bing thought for a moment and said:

"I have that urge to have children, Master, am I right?"

"Puff--"

Lingzhou Yue turned her head to listen, and sprayed a mouthful of sake onto Bing Bing, making her face red and her body translucent, which looked particularly stimulating.

However, no matter how exciting it is, it is still just a temporary illusion. Xiao Ran's heart is only for his Master.

Lingzhou Yue was quite curious. She reached out and touched Bing Bing's soaked chest, then touched her own...

His sword-like eyebrows furrowed slightly, his snowy chin tilted to one side, his mind filled with doubt.

"Why are puppets softer than me?"

Xiao Ran also frowned and said:

"I don't believe you unless you let me touch it."

Lingzhou Yue pursed her lips and continued drinking and looking at the painting, thinking that he didn't have the guts.

Xiao Ran touched Bing Bing from a distance.

Bing Bing was startled, probably because the system hadn't preset a reaction to this kind of remote touching. She was stunned for a moment before exclaiming:

"Indecent assault!"

Xiao Ran stopped.

Bing Bing's body is indeed very flexible.

This is part of the design; female puppets are intentionally designed to be slightly softer than humans.

As a human being, Master is naturally no match for the programming.

Just like how no matter how rich Jack Ma is, he can't compare to a keyboard warrior typing zeros in the background.

Xiao Ran nodded.

Xiao Ran reached out to grab, but his hand froze in mid-air, too afraid to move.

After all, he didn't want to go flying naked again.

Sidewalk:

"I've touched yours, it's nothing special."

"Um?"

Lingzhou Yue's sword-like eyes turned cold, and all the peach petals in the sky were split in two.

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"Master, you've got it wrong. Didn't I already say that in my hometown, 'plain and unremarkable' is a compliment, meaning: Master, you're amazing!"

Lingzhou Yue then relaxed her brows, continued flipping through the sketchbook, and said casually:

"Being sweet-talking ultimately has its advantages."

Xiao Ran echoed this sentiment.

"I understand, I understand."

Lingzhou Yue flipped through the book for a long time, then closed it and drank a cup of wine, seemingly hinting at something:

"Xiao Yan finally married Yun Yun... but what about all those female supporting characters?"

Xiao Ran hurriedly said:

"Of course, the female supporting characters should go back to their own homes and find their own mothers. Yun Yun Xiao Yan will always only have Shi Yunyun in his heart. There is no room for any other female supporting characters."

Lingzhou Yue shook her head and sighed, "This is just extravagance. You spent so much ink describing the female supporting character, and now she's just going to die alone. It's such a pity."

This was a death trap, Xiao Ran was not about to fall for it so easily.

"There's no way around it. This is a single-female-lead story, so it's meant to be incredibly sweet. If we take on a female supporting character, wouldn't our feelings for the female lead change?"

Lingzhou Yue felt that he had misunderstood.

"You need to use your brain and think outside the box. Why have the male lead take on the female supporting character? Why not have the female lead take on the female supporting character? Wouldn't that make them a happy family?"

Good heavens! My wife's wife is also my wife?

Xiao Ran was stunned, which reminded him of some scandalous news from his previous life.

The story goes that a man married a lesbian, but the lesbian wife often brought female companions home, and then the three of them happily became lovers.

Wow, you're something else! You're truly a breath of fresh air among Imperial Harem novel enthusiasts, and a mudslide among single-heroine lovers.

It caters to both Imperial Harem readers and single-female readers.

This comic is going to be a hit! The question is, is the Master hinting at something?

If that's the case, the Master will make a huge profit, and it seems like I won't lose anything.

I'm afraid my kidneys won't be able to handle it.

I'll try my best to draw it.

Xiao Ran nodded.

Lingzhou Yue nodded in satisfaction and then gave her second review.

"Yun Yun's Cultivation Level is not low, and she is also the head of a sect. She looks to be several thousand years old. Getting pregnant is quite easy for her. What kind of medicine did Xiao Yan take? It's so effective?"

Xiao Ran thought to himself, "It's not that Xiao Yan is good at taking medicine, but rather that your Impeding Sword Qi is too strong, Master. Even Zhou Shuyi isn't as domineering as you!" Thinking this, Xiao Ran took out another Spirit Gathering Pill and said:

"I'll try this medicine to see if it works."

"Eat as much as you want, I'll admit defeat if you can make the paramour have a child."

Lingzhou Yue pursed her lips and opened the sketchbook again to continue looking at it.

Xiao Ran took pills one after another, just like eating peanuts.

Unbeknownst to them, the Qi Sea had already spread into a super storm.

The area has increased more than tenfold, and the spiritual pressure has also doubled, basically enabling a stable output of split spiritual pressure.

With the combination of Serendipitous Critical Strike and Limitless Combo, it means that Xiao Ran has already reached the strength of the Spirit Severing Realm.

Essentially, he can also be considered a cultivator with Spirit Severing.

He had only taken half of the Spirit Gathering Pill.

Xiao Ran ate with great relish.

His face was already flushed, his eyes were bloodshot, and the hair on his body stood on end; he looked rather frightening.

Bing Bing hurriedly said:

"Master, look at him, he looks terrifying, he's about to turn into Red-Haired Monster."

Lingzhou Yue continued reading her book without looking up.

"Don't be afraid, it's just for show, it has no real ability."

Am I just a pretty face?

Woman, you've crossed me! I Xiao Ran valiant man, veins bulging, how dare I allow a woman like you to insult me?

Without saying a word, Xiao Ran grabbed the remaining Spirit Gathering Pill and, like eating a whole bag of melon seeds, shoved them all into his mouth.

Bing Bing stared in disbelief, speechless for a long time.

Lingzhou Yue continued looking at the picture book.

After swallowing more than sixty Spirit Gathering Pill, Xiao Ran was already full of blood before they were even fully digested.

The blood and qi in the whole body surged, completely exceeding the limits that the blood vessels could withstand.

Blood vessels rupture and burst, but are continuously healed and restored with the replenishment of massive amounts of Spiritual Power.

The blood vessels throughout the body are in a dynamic balance of constantly bursting blood vessels and constantly healing and recovering.

From the center of the dragon vein vortex, a fountain of Spiritual Power bursts forth, spreading out Qi Sea, falling, merging into the vortex, and then violently erupting out again.

This process is repeated.

This feeling...

That's fantastic.

It was so wonderful that Xiao Ran was completely absorbed in it, entering a state of absolute self-forgetfulness.

In the blink of an eye, the warm water in the entire pool turned red, filled with the stench of blood.

Startled Lingzhou Yue instinctively glanced at her lower body, thankfully it wasn't her own blood.

This situation is beyond the comprehension of artificial intelligence, Bing Bing asked with some concern:

"Master, is he going to die?!"

How could he...

Lingzhou Yue spoke instinctively, then looked up.

"He's dying. Go to Hundred Herbs Peak and call my Master."

Bing Bing expelled air from her feet and flew towards Hundred Herbs Peak.

Lingzhou Yue quickly helped Xiao Ran into a warm embrace.

However, at this moment, Xiao Ran's eyes were white, his whole body was covered in blood, and he had lost consciousness.

Or rather, he was already so engrossed in his Land of Ultimate Bliss that he forgot all about home.

"What are you doing? Wake up!"

Lingzhou Yue shook Xiao Ran's body, but the shaking caused her own body to tremble, just like her panicked heart.

Xiao Ran's body showed no reaction; his blood vessels were frozen, his heart had stopped, and only his Qi Sea was surging violently.

Lingzhou Yue panicked.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and on a whim, she decided to follow her Master's guiding principle of "fighting poison with poison"—

With a determined effort, she forcefully stuffed the Spirit Severing- level Great Wraith Wraith Core that Xiao Ran had given her into Xiao Ran's mouth.

Chapter 205 The King of Lewd Talk:

Canyue Evil Star Song

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