Who is the Valkyrie?
The warm winter sun shines through the sparse needles of the Lone Pine tree on the cliff, dappling the Lingzhou Yue with its shimmering light. The wind blows the leaves, making them ripple like waves.
The puppet girl, dressed in a men's blue robe, with a beautiful and charming face and a constant smile, is activated once again.
She stood respectfully beside Lingzhou Yue, gently massaging Lingzhou Yue back in rhythm with the gentle mountain breeze.
Xiao Ran stared at his Master, speechless for a long time.
He had thought that his Master, a heartless person, wouldn't care about feelings, but he found out that she knew quite a bit and was very clear about things.
"A friendship forged in life and death, really!" Xiao Ran thought about it carefully and realized it made sense. His Master was just thick-skinned, not a stone.
I crave Master's Filial Piety Points, but isn't Master also lusting after my body?
He was, after all, a transmigrator with a system by his side, surrounded by beautiful women wherever he went, from their appearance and talents to their temperament and mystery. Not to mention, he also had a devoted and sincere filial piety towards his Master.
What does the master-disciple relationship matter? Besides, his Master fused him with the Bone of the Blood Moon, meaning they were bound by blood and connected by blood.
In addition, in this Dharma Ending Era, we have an obligation to spread the excellent and gifted descendants. Therefore, it is normal for Master to have some thoughts about his disciples.
The problem now is that my disciple is indeed too weak. Just touching a certain part of his Master caused him to be shot into the sky by sword energy, making it impossible for him to complete the preliminary work of childbirth.
The psychological work is halfway done, but the physical work is still a long way off...
Xiao Ran wants to earn Filial Piety Points to become stronger by fulfilling his filial duties to his Master.
If one day I could trigger a switch within my Master's body, and Filial Piety Points a day, I would be soaring to the heavens like a dragon.
But these days, he has tried all sorts of ways to make his Master eat, drink, and have fun.
A single filial Filial Piety Points can only be a few hundred at most, and you can only collect a little over a thousand Filial Piety Points a day, which is a maximum of fifty thousand a year.
Fifty thousand coins can't even buy Heavenly Merit technique...
Wages are far behind prices!
However, Xiao Ran must become stronger before he has the means to corrupt his filial piety and earn more Filial Piety Points from his Master.
This creates a vicious cycle.
A large amount of Filial Piety Points can make you very strong.
Only by becoming very strong can one accumulate a large amount of Filial Piety Points.
There is no solution.
Therefore, while constantly testing his Master's bottom line and trying to corrupt his filial piety, Xiao Ran was also actively exploring other ways to become stronger.
Xiao Ran's few survival Cultivation Method—
Both the [Art of Resonance] and the [Qi Refining Ten Thousand Layers] have their original Cultivation Method.
[Serendipitous Critical Strike] is a hidden, highly poisonous self- Cultivation Method that is rare and hard to come by.
The only other skills that can be purchased directly with Filial Piety Points are [Formless Stealth] and [Limitless Combo].
In addition, Xiao Ran also has two combat aids: Yan Armor and Single-Winged Bird.
Because his Master's Impeding Sword Qi was released instantly upon triggering and continuously applied to his physical body, auxiliary tools could not help him withstand the impact and continue to perform their duties, so he had to improve his own strength.
Aside from the vicious cycle of becoming stronger by fulfilling filial piety, Xiao Ran's current strength upgrade has two directions.
First.
Search for ancient treasures like dragon bones to fill the Boundless Qi Sea, and gather high-level qi vortexes within the Qi Sea. These qi vortexes can unleash high-pressure attacks and also neutralize high-level sword qi.
One of Xiao Ran's goals in this mission to eliminate the Apostle was to find treasures like dragon bones.
For example... a real dragon! If you don't have a real dragon, you can make do with Ancient Giant Python.
Second.
Searching for the original Cultivation Method.
For example, you can go to Chaos City to find treasures, or go to the main Academy to collect them after completing tasks and making contributions.
This is also why Xiao Ran left two million Spirit Stone without handing them over to his old... Master.
After indirectly becoming stronger through these means, perhaps I can withstand my Master's sword energy, have a few more children, and make my Master my wife. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Xiao Ran Ranmei thought to herself.
Wait... no! Master can't become my wife, Master I won't get any Filial Piety Points.
"Master birth on maternity leave!" Xiao Ran formulated a plan, firmly believing in his resolve and refusing to back down. A confident smile played on his lips as he said:
"Although Master has a special constitution and is immune to all things, how can I, your disciple, be a mere mortal?"
"Oh?"
The Wine Bamboo Tube, brought to her lips, hung suspended in mid-air. Lingzhou Yue glanced sideways at her and said with a smile:
"You'd better beat me in a fight before you have any hope. Want to give it a try?"
Xiao Ran suddenly felt immense pressure and quickly changed the subject.
"The New Year is almost here, and I have just returned from the Divine Martial Kingdom. The journey was arduous and fraught with danger, so fighting is not appropriate. Master has received so many benefits; shouldn't you host a welcome feast for me?"
Lingzhou Yue shook her head, tilted her head back, and drank it all in one gulp.
"I just gave you a welcome feast, but unfortunately you are too weak. My good intentions turned into bad ones and you were blown away to Morning Dawn Peak."
Such a grand welcome party! How much more impressive must the welcoming party be?
Xiao Ran suddenly felt a strange sense of anticipation.
"We haven't washed away the dust yet."
Lingzhou Yue smiled and turned to go to the Sword Bamboo.
"Come to Hot Spring Cliff, let your master wash away the dust for you, and while we're at it, let's discuss how many wives you have in your 'Horse Breaks the Sky' story."
Bing Bing gave Xiao Ran a perfectly mischievous grin before following Lingzhou Yue to the Hot Spring Cliff.
Xiao Ran quickly followed and explained, "That's just a fictional story. A righteous person like me only ever marries one wife."
Lingzhou Yue was taken aback.
"You have a wife, so you already have one?" "Got it. Go have a baby with your Bing Bing wife and stop bothering your teacher."
Ah, this...
Xiao Ran hadn't expected his Master to be so jealous. Realizing he had said something wrong, he quickly tried to make amends by instructing Bing Bing to help his Master undress and then helping Master into the water.
Xiao Ran followed along as well.
Hot Spring Cliff.
Bing Bing was seen kneeling on the stone platform by the pool, washing her Master's body.
The warm and gentle sunlight slanted in from the east into the wisps of Clear Mist.
The fluttering peach petals danced like snowflakes in front of the Master, highlighting his fair and tender skin that reflected the sunlight.
"I never imagined that my Master, a legendary swordsman, would have such great skin, like a teenage girl."
Bing Bing's words made Lingzhou Yue smile without saying a word, and she didn't even care about calling her "Master".
Xiao Ran thought to himself, "It's only natural that my Master has such good skin."
She drinks over a hundred catties of wine a day, which keeps her body well-hydrated and promotes rapid blood circulation, causing her skin to constantly renew itself. How could it not be delicate? She's just used to being sloppy, with dust here and grass there, making her look rough. But as soon as she soaks in the hot spring, her fair and rosy skin immediately appears.
Xiao Ran touched it himself; it was the kind of healthy, tender material that was very supple.
Now this sacred task has been handed over to his wife, Bing Bing.
Bing Bing was obedient and well-behaved, speaking softly and gently, massaging his back and shoulders with practiced skill. In the blink of an eye, she had her Master almost asleep.
[Congratulations, host, you have gained 1 Filial Piety Points!]
[Congratulations, host, you have gained 1 Filial Piety Points!]
[Congratulations...]
Xiao Ran was overjoyed, certain that Bing Bing could help him fleece his Master.
Although Bing Bing's operating system wasn't written by him personally, every single Spirit Runes within it had been checked. There were no hidden doors, and it couldn't connect to the internet. It was a 100% custom-made puppet wife.
However, Xiao Ran only gave her safety orders such as massaging her shoulders and back.
The rest of Master's body cannot be touched, firstly for Bing Bing's own safety, and secondly because it is the territory that Xiao Ran is about to conquer.
Seeing that his Master was feeling comfortable after being massaged, Xiao Ran also wanted to try Bing Bing's skills himself, so he said, "Bing Bing, give your husband a massage too."
Bing Bing turned her head away, blushing yet proudly saying:
"No way."
Xiao Ran could certainly use his mind to manipulate the puppet and force Bing Bing to massage his back and shoulders, but what difference would that make from masturbating?
As human beings, we should always have some fun and enjoyment.
Seeing Xiao Ran suffer a setback in front of the puppet, Lingzhou Yue was in a good mood and decided to test the weight of her words Master.
"Bing Bing, go and wash his dust off on behalf of your master."
Bing Bing blushed and nodded shyly.
"Good."
It must be said that the subtle details of these characters' expressions are even more realistic than those of real people, and much more vivid than Chuyan's expressions. They don't hide their true feelings too deeply.
Bing Bing blushed, lowered her head, and timidly began to undress Xiao Ran.
A pair of fair, smooth, and warm hands deliberately appeared somewhat clumsy in their technique of undressing Xiao Ran.
When the massage Master was performing, her techniques and movements were very skillful.
It seems even artificial intelligence knows that men and women are different.
Brilliant!
Xiao Ran was stripped naked by Bing Bing and waded into the water, holding onto her arm.
Then, Bing Bing took a bamboo towel and began to wash his body.
Xiao Ran closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment; it was incredibly comfortable.
How wonderful it would be if my Master served me like this one day!
Just as she was lost in thought, Lingzhou Yue spoke up:
"You say I have Bing Bing now, so what use are you to me?"
Xiao Ran closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment, only saying, "No matter how considerate Bing Bing is, she can't let Master have a child, can she?"
"Give you a head!"
Lingzhou Yue shook the Wine Bamboo Tube, her gaze languid and dreamy, too lazy to respond to Xiao Ran's teasing any longer.
"You talk as if you can do the same? All you do is talk nonsense all day long. I'm long past my girlish years and have no such worldly desires."
Xiao Ran suddenly opened his eyes and said in a serious tone:
" In this Dharma Ending Era, having children is not about satisfying personal desires, but about continuing the human race. We cultivators are not afraid of a battle. Master, rest assured, your disciple will become stronger soon."
"Why should we cultivators hesitate to fight?" Lingzhou Yue smiled and shook her head.
"You're too famous in the Cultivation World now. I'm afraid you'll be gone before you can get stronger."
Xiao Ran disagreed.
Although I am famous, I certainly won't die easily.
Most of the enemies just wanted to capture him.
Even the Wraith reached down, trying to take him away.
After all, in this Dharma Ending Era, who wouldn't want a perfect Immortal Body? Regardless of gender, everyone would covet his body.
As for possession, he was even less afraid.
As a transmigrator's soul, protected by the system and having mastered the max-level Art of Resonance, any soul-devourer who encounters him will only be possessed.
This is why Xiao Ran constantly displays his strength and increases his mystique.
In this Dharma Ending Era, simply surviving is the first step.
Only then can we save the world.
Xiao Ran said, "Since Master is afraid of his disciple dying, wouldn't it be better for him to stay by my side more often?"
Lingzhou Yue put the Wine Bamboo Tube aside, stretched languidly, crossed her arms, and faced the warm sun piercing through the mist with her beautiful face. Her sword-like eyes reflected the shimmering lake light as she stared at Xiao Ran and said lazily, "I'm not your wife, so why should I stay by your side?"
Xiao Ran said calmly and gently:
"Then this disciple stayed by Master's side."
Lingzhou Yue tilted her head and thought for a moment.
Whether it's Master or a wife, they're all just empty titles.
But if you can get more benefits Master, wouldn't you be incredibly arrogant as a wife?
If I become your wife, what will happen to all my other wives? Will I just give them all to you for free? "Are you still painting that 'Azure Sky' thing?"
Lingzhou Yue suddenly asked.
"It's still there."
Xiao Ran took out his latest sketchbook and, through the Clear Mist, warm sunshine, and rain of peach petals, tossed it to his Master from afar.
"This is the latest plot development."
Lingzhou Yue waved her hand dismissively and threw the sketchbook down the mountain.
"No need to give it to me anymore. I've already given up on 'Horse Breaks the Sky.' Xiao Yan is too much of a jerk. He has no feelings for Yun Yun at all. You should change your subject matter. Having many female supporting characters isn't a problem, but you need to distinguish between the main and the supporting characters! I'll teach you how to create the setting. Not only should the male lead belong to the female lead, but the female supporting characters should also belong to the female lead. Only then will the story have flesh and blood."
Good heavens! Lingzhou Yue's autobiography is in the works.
Xiao Ran said, "I just finished drawing Xiao Yan and Yun Yun's wedding. It's better to skip the dog-abusing scenes and draw something else."
Upon hearing this, Lingzhou Yue raised her hand and with a whoosh, the sketchbook flew back into her hand.
"It would be a shame to throw it away. Let me see if your skills have improved."
Without looking closely, Lingzhou Yue casually flipped through the pages, her brows furrowing as if she had witnessed something rather discordant.
"What's wrong?"
"How did your breasts get so big, Yun Yun? Are you mocking your teacher?"
Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:
"That's the middle part of the story. After marriage, Yun Yun got pregnant, and it's inevitable that her figure became fuller."
Lingzhou Yue was dumbfounded.
Will my figure become fuller during pregnancy?
Xiao Ran said, "That's natural."
Lingzhou Yue's vision went black, and she hurriedly shook her head, saying:
"It's so big and ugly. I've decided I won't have any more children. You and Bing Bing can have them yourself."
Bing Bing smiled, but the artificial intelligence could not understand the true relationship between the master and apprentice.
She could only tentatively say, "I can be a surrogate for Master, so that Master's figure won't go out of shape."
Lingzhou Yue's values are constantly being challenged.
"Can paramours also use surrogacy?"
Speaking of surrogacy, Xiao Ran couldn't help but think of the laws in his hometown. Even in the Cultivation World, he felt it was best not to easily challenge human ethics.
"If we're talking about being out of shape, Master's figure was naturally out of shape, so why blame the child?"
As they were talking, suddenly, dark clouds filled the sky, lightning flashed and thunder roared, and it seemed as if a gravitational black hole had appeared overhead, drawing all things in the world to its center.
Xiao Ran looked up and sensed that something was wrong.
The Wraith?
No! This Spiritual Pressure is even more terrifying than that of the Wraith! Xiao Ran quickly changed his words:
"However, this is also a problem with the Cultivation World that values thinness. In my hometown, a figure like Master's is the most beautiful. Not only is he handsome and elegant, but he is also excellent for breastfeeding children, providing the most primal nutrition for the growth of the next generation."
As he said this, the dark clouds in the sky slowly dispersed, and the gravitational black hole disappeared.
Lingzhou Yue concealed the cold glint in her sword-like eyes and tilted her head back to gulp down her drink.
"Even though it's fake, it still feels good to hear nice things."
Bing Bing, who was massaging Xiao Ran's shoulders, said:
"Popular aesthetics are not important. What matters is what kind of figure my husband prefers. Is it the youthful body of Goddess of War, or the voluptuous figure of my Master?"
Lingzhou Yue's wine jug hovered in mid-air, his sword-like eyes sharpening.
Who is the Goddess of War?
Xiao Ran shuddered in fright and quickly said in a serious voice, "Don't worry about any Goddess of War is a heretic. I, Xiao Ran, will always love humiliation."
"Aren't you disgusting?"
Lingzhou Yue glanced at him wistfully, then tilted her head back and gulped down her wine. The sake cleansed her blood, flowed into her Dantian, and nourished the depths of her Palace Body.
[Congratulations, host, you have gained 388 Filial Piety Points!]
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