[Large Chapter] Turning Back

In this Dharma Ending Era, the situation is dire, and for those Sword-Wielder, being able to enjoy even half of New Year's Eve is a luxury.

This was a wonderful evening that Xiao Ran only enjoyed because True Person Yinyue specially waited until after the New Year to bring out the Dao Alliance's official letter.

Fortunately, his Master was by his side during this bandit suppression mission, so it wasn't a farewell, but rather a honeymoon.

The stars shone brightly on New Year's Eve.

The echoes of firecrackers still reverberate in the Zongzhi Mountain Range.

Xiao Ran piloted the Giant Yan Armor Sword Ship and quietly left, flying towards East Floating City at top speed.

The Giant Yan Armor's shuttle-shaped mode has been changed to Sword Ship mode with a transparent material shield.

It features lawns, Vegetable Plot, chess and card tables, Bamboo House, Bamboo Forest, and hot springs.

The Giant Yan Armor's top speed hasn't decreased, but it can be used for open-top travel, making it a great honeymoon.

After leaving the Zongzhi Mountain area and passing through the ruins of some desolate small kingdoms, even on New Year's Eve, the heat of the Flame Mountain was still unbearable.

Xiao Ran sat down at the stone table and saw that his Master, who was sitting cross-legged on the stone table, was sweating profusely. The Red Clothes collar of his gold-trimmed robe was wet with sweat and clung to his snow-white neck. He then silently closed the transparent shield.

Lingzhou Yue sat cross-legged.

After finishing the Zhuque roasted chicken wings, her physical condition had mostly recovered. She was handsome and elegant, with unparalleled charm, as if she radiated some kind of celestial aura. Combined with her exquisitely tailored Red Clothes, she looked like a god who was above all living beings.

But for Xiao Ran, all of this was meaningless.

He only cares about three things when looking at women.

The first is the woman's appearance, as this is related to whether the child will be good-looking.

Secondly, a woman's magnanimity is important, as it relates to the child's nutrition.

Thirdly, a woman's hip circumference is related to whether she can have more children and how painful childbirth is.

Fourth is the length of a woman's legs, which is related to the height of the next generation.

Fifth is a woman's slender waist, which is related to...

Sorry, I can't keep making this up.

Xiao Ran carefully examined his Master's imposing figure, tightly wrapped in Red Clothes, thinking that not only for the sake of the child, but also as a father, he could feast his eyes on it.

Lingzhou Yue glanced at Xiao Ran sideways as if he were looking at a pervert when he was halfway through his drink.

"I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I feel like you're a bit of a pervert. I've never seen you so engrossed in watching me when I'm naked."

Xiao Ran had a bitter pill to swallow but couldn't express it.

After all, when Master was naked, there was always a misty haze, fluttering peach petals, or he was backlit...

It's not as exciting to watch through tighter clothing.

"This disciple is checking on Master's physical condition. The sword energy still has some aftereffects. Master should not exert his power on a large scale during this period. This time, when you go to the Apostle to suppress the bandits, please leave the battle to this disciple."

Xiao Ran said in a serious tone.

That would be best.

Lingzhou Yue took a sip of wine, feeling a bit stuffy and uncomfortable with her clothes sticking to her body. She loosened her collar, revealing a glimpse of her snow-capped peaks, and stretched languidly, saying, "This time, I'm really on my honeymoon to visit the Apostle. Don't wander off and get lost."

"Apostle is too dangerous, and I don't want to run around. Isn't it better to spend my honeymoon with Master?" "Of course."

Xiao Ran was very confident, but then asked doubtfully, "I didn't expect Master to be so strong that he was injured to such an extent by his own sword energy."

Lingzhou Yue wore a stern, jealous expression, looking as if it were none of her business and she was giving a serious lecture.

"This means that what you did was too heinous and immoral, and God is punishing you."

Xiao Ran, however, was pondering a deeper question.

"Could it be that the sword energy restriction within Master's body originated from a powerful expert even stronger than Master?"

Lingzhou Yue drank it all in one gulp and calmly said:

"It's my mother."

Master has an even more formidable mother?

Are you suggesting I buy a house in the most luxurious area of Dao Alliance Headquarters?

Xiao Ran panicked and sighed:

"I thought someone as powerful as Master was born from a rock, but I never imagined he not only had a younger sister, but also a mother..."

Lingzhou Yue her eyes at him.

"Compared to your teacher, you are more like someone who sprang from a rock. If you are strong enough, perhaps one day you will be able to see my parents."

Xiao Ran suddenly tensed up.

"Is it to meet the parents?"

Lingzhou Yue was stunned for a moment. Seeing Xiao Ran suddenly tense up, she pondered for a while before realizing what meeting the parents meant.

"Do you want to marry your teacher?"

Xiao Ran nodded.

"If nothing unexpected happens, it should."

The system says that you are bound to a unique Master and this relationship can never be changed. Besides not being able to change the Master, is it possible to change the relationship between the host and the Master?

If his Master were to become his wife, Filial Piety Points were gone, Xiao Ran would never marry his Master before becoming the number one in the entire plane.

Upon hearing the words "unsurprisingly," Lingzhou Yue Phoenix Feather -like eyebrows twitched slightly, and a cold, sword-like light flashed in her shimmering eyes.

"You've done almost everything I could and couldn't do for your teacher. It would be a surprise if you didn't marry me."

Good heavens, they're starting to threaten me! I haven't even had a chance to fulfill my filial duties before I'm gone to heaven. Isn't that too unfair? Xiao Ran dared not disobey his Master and only said:

"After a disciple marries his Master, can they still address each other as master and disciple?"

Is that even a requirement?

Lingzhou Yue's wine pot stopped in mid-air and he said, "So, do you have a masochistic fetish?"

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"This disciple simply feels that female cultivators have a very low status among Cultivation World Dao Companion and must obey male cultivators in every way. This disciple does not want to take advantage of Master for nothing, so I want to continue to address Master as master and disciple after marriage and continue to be filial to Master."

The first and 808th way to pick up girls: Men take the initiative to punch women, leaving them with no punches to throw!

"I don't believe you!"

Lingzhou Yue glanced sideways at Xiao Ran, then gave him a knowing look.

"I understand how you feel. I also like Silver Moon Master. The more virtuous and respected a woman is, the more abstinent she is, the more I want to ravage her."

Ah, this...

Xiao Ran had nothing to say, suppressing the urge to discuss the matter in detail with his Master, and simply said calmly:

"This disciple has no such advanced desires. I simply think that Master is beautiful and has a good figure."

Upon hearing this, Lingzhou Yue suddenly became interested.

After all, she has been praised for her beauty since she was a child, but this is the Cultivation World, where appearance is not that important. She is so popular, even with both men and women, could she have some other charm?

"In your eyes, besides being beautiful and having a good figure, do I have no other merits?"

Xiao Ran thought for a moment and said, "Master's strength is also an advantage, but he will eventually be weaker than me, so it doesn't affect me much."

Lingzhou Yue's eyes twitched slightly as she suppressed the urge to get angry and forced herself to calm down.

"What else? Doesn't your teacher have any merits in terms of personality or temperament?"

Personality?

Temperament?

Xiao Ran thought for a moment, fearing he might offend his Master, and then said:

"Those are all external things, and I don't care much about them. In my opinion, a woman with fair skin, a beautiful face, a fierce appearance, and long legs is the eternal goddess."

Lingzhou Yue trembled slightly, her joints cracking, and she patted Xiao Ran's shoulder heavily.

"You lecherous dog, keeping you in this world will only drive up rice prices. If I had a choice, I would have already ground you to dust."

Xiao Ran suppressed a laugh, and in order to test whether his Master liked him because he had no other choice, he pretended to be serious and said:

"Actually, you can choose your Master. As long as I become more powerful than your Master's mother, I can completely remove the restrictions from your Master's body. Then Master can marry any man you like."

Lingzhou Yue's face was cold and clear, her aura majestic and unyielding, yet also exuding a kind of roguish laziness.

"You've already touched me, it's too late to say this now. Besides, the restriction my mother placed can only be lifted after I give birth to a child. It's a vicious cycle... unless you encounter a true deity."

Xiao Ran suddenly understood.

So the reason this mother-in-law placed a sword qi restriction on her Master was to force her to marry a god?

The Master, of course, would rather die than submit, and wanted to find an honest man to have a child with to break the restriction.

Xiao Ran himself is that honest man.

Brilliant!

Of course, this was just Xiao Ran's wild guess.

Seeing that Xiao Ran seemed lost in thought and remained silent for a long time, Lingzhou Yue said angrily:

"Honestly, did you pick up girls in the Divine Martial Kingdom?"

Xiao Ran was taken aback, thinking to himself that women are women after all; even someone as carefree as his Master would get jealous.

Then he deliberately said:

"Absolutely, the girls from the Divine Martial Kingdom are incredibly exciting."

Upon hearing this, Lingzhou Yue suddenly felt a sense of longing.

"Why didn't you bring it back for your teacher to see? If your teacher likes it too, it's not impossible..."

As expected of you!

Xiao Ran felt like he'd punched cotton; he was too lazy to throw another punch to test the waters.

"I'm just kidding, Master. I will only ever love Master."

"Cut."

Lingzhou Yue drank her wine in disappointment, pretending to be completely unfazed.

However, the system notification sound betrayed her.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 888 Filial Piety Points!]

The night view of Flame Mountain is somewhat like a fiery cloud shrouded in blood mist, giving it a magnificent and epic feel.

The master and disciple remained silent for a long time. After they finished eating the pastries, Lingzhou Yue slowly said, "After we become partners, will you still listen to your master like you do now?"

Has Master already started planning for married life? Xiao Ran nodded.

"Certainly."

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 388 Filial Piety Points.]

Xiao Ran finally breathed a sigh of relief.

If his Master actively requests it, and he honestly and without lustful intentions completes the task, the sword energy will not be triggered.

You must be passive.

You must remain calm.

Afterwards, Xiao Ran savored the feeling he had just experienced.

In summary, it was nothing special.

Lingzhou Yue opened her eyes, her gaze resentful, clearly dissatisfied with Xiao Ran's cursory attention.

It was quite fun, though.

Xiao Ran had never seen anything like this before, so he quickly reached out and touched his Master's forehead. He didn't have a fever.

"Strange, bird meat clearly doesn't have any aphrodisiac effects, so could the bone broth still have some power?"

"You... idiot!"

Lingzhou Yue's chest trembled with anger. She raised her left foot and kicked Xiao Ran.

But because he was sitting cross-legged, his kick wasn't strong enough, and Xiao Ran grabbed his knee and pulled him into his arms.

This sudden and bold counterattack made Lingzhou Yue's body go limp. Her eyes, gleaming with a wine-like light, stared at Xiao Ran, speechless for a long time, her heart finally starting to flutter.

Xiao Ran swept his towering yet delicate Master into his arms, his heart as still as water, and slowly walked toward the small Bamboo Forest behind the house.

Arriving at the pond in the Bamboo Forest, Xiao Ran pulled on the red ribbon tied around his Master's waist, pretending not to see anything, and calmly helped his Master wade into the water, then put his arm around his Master's shoulder and leaned against the edge of the pond.

There was little fog in the pool, but Xiao Ran's eyes remained perfectly still.

His embrace of his Master was extremely domineering, but his hands were very honest.

Xiao Ran set a good precedent for the honeymoon, but Lingzhou Yue felt that his level of enlightenment was too high, almost like that of a Buddha.

"You're usually so eager, why are you so quiet during the New Year?"

Xiao Ran said, "I'm doing this for Master's health. It wouldn't be good if Master suffered any aftereffects after taking a sword for his disciple."

Lingzhou Yue rested her hand on her cheek, took a sip of wine, and said in a serene tone, "Isn't having a child also a kind of aftereffect?"

Good heavens, has Master already thought this far ahead?

Sure enough, some women may seem aloof, but once a certain switch is turned on, they become uncontrollable.

Xiao Ran stared straight ahead, sitting upright, not daring to make a move or glance around. He then asked, "If one day my Master and I are able to have children, how many would Master like to have?"

Lingzhou Yue thought for a moment.

"At least three."

Xiao Ran asked curiously:

Why three as a starting point?

Lingzhou Yue said earnestly:

"Three children can at least put together a table to Fight the Wraith. In this Dharma Ending Era, children grow up in an environment of struggle from a young age, and only then will they be successful when they grow up."

As expected of you!

Xiao Ran said:

"I don't want to have so many children. If there are too many, they won't get enough nutrition. Will I even have any left?"

Lingzhou Yue pinched Xiao Ran's arm hard.

"If I were as shameless as you, I would have at least ten times as many mistresses as you."

Xiao Ran's face was as calm as a saint, but in his heart he longed for the scene of supplementing nutrition with his child in the future.

"By the way, speaking of your master's wife, didn't Master say last time that the reason you didn't want to return to the Dao Alliance Headquarters was because there was a master's wife there that you didn't want to see again?"

"You seem to care a lot about your master's wife."

Lingzhou Yue pursed her lips, not bothering to hide it.

"Indeed, this teacher's wife is called Oriental... Oriental something, the name doesn't matter. We used to be mortal enemies in the Academy, and then one dark and windy night... cough cough... I have to say, she's the kind of person who's very special and irresistible, but the downside is that she's too clingy, making me feel like I have no freedom."

Xiao Ran asked doubtfully, "Even if they keep bothering you, Master's strength shouldn't be a big problem, right?"

Lingzhou Yue held the Wine Bamboo Tube, still feeling lingering fear.

"She's the special kind... you know, illusion magic? She can use illusion magic, and she's very good at it."

Xiao Ran was puzzled.

"Illusions are minor techniques, aren't they? They can be broken by brute force. How could Master, who is so strong, fall for one?"

Lingzhou Yue said:

"Illusions are useless to fools, but they are very powerful to people with strong convictions, especially to you. You'll definitely suffer from them."

Xiao Ran suppressed a laugh. Wasn't his Master a fool? "Then what is Master's obsession?"

The Lingzhou Yue like a rattle-drum.

"What a joke! How could I possibly have such an obsession? I simply left the Academy because I didn't want to hurt her."

Xiao Ran said, "I don't know if it's accurate, but I heard a rumor in the Divine Martial Kingdom that this Master Oriental might be Apostle now..."

Lingzhou Yue jolted and shook off Xiao Ran's arm, causing the water to ripple and shimmer.

"Turn around."

Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:

"It's just a rumor."

"I told you to turn around."

"With your disciple here, I will help Master resolve this."

Lingzhou Yue, however, revealed an unusually serious expression.

"This woman is absolutely untouchable! I was once as confident as you, and then... I didn't touch a woman for decades after that, until you, Martial Aunt Yinyue, healed me."

"Is your touch legitimate?" Xiao Ran without any fear.

"This disciple's constitution is most vulnerable to physical damage and most susceptible to mental attacks."

Lingzhou Yue didn't believe her and probed, "Before you met me, you were a single dog, right? Even now, you're still a virgin, aren't you?"

Puff--

Xiao Ran coughed up a mouthful of blood, causing internal injuries.

I wasn't referring to this kind of psychological attack...

This is a nuclear strike! At the same time, the Black Ring Group, which had been quiet for a long time, finally made a move.

[Rumor: Happy New Year!]

Chapter 211 The King of Lewd Talk:

In the desolate past (full marks), suddenly looking back, the lights had already dimmed.

Young Master Hun Dun