Red Clothes

Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat.

Thankfully, she only told me not to die, and didn't say she would marry me if I came back, otherwise I would have been in big trouble.

Xiao Ran hadn't expected that Bing Bing's body was still completely innocent, yet her words were becoming increasingly profound, to the point that even he couldn't fully grasp her depths.

At 9 PM, the night was deep, and the Wraith Paper Kite flying over the Zongzhi Mountain Range had burned out completely.

The majestic blue light shines on the mountains.

The campfire flickered, casting a soft, intoxicating glow amidst the blue light and starlight.

A gentle evening breeze blew, stirring up waves and the rustling of insects.

Bing Bing sat upright on the mat next to Xiao Ran, watching the fire intently and adding medicinal herbs to the bird's wings.

A single bird wing, longer than a person, is strung on a three-foot-high horizontal Sword Bamboo.

After plucking the feathers, Xiao Ran used his sword to cut open the smooth wings, then sprinkled them with chopped scallions, minced garlic, chili oil, cumin powder, salt, Sichuan peppercorns, and star anise slices grown in his Vegetable Garden...

The branches and leaves of the Sword Bamboo were burning under the grill, making a crackling sound.

With Bing Bing's precise control of the fire and Xiao Ran's thorough application of various seasonings, the aroma of meat, penetrating straight to the soul, erupted like a volcano.

Drops of hot oil slowly slide down the plump meat, its color a golden-brown sheen, slightly spicy with a fresh aroma, neither greasy nor gamey, making it irresistible.

The Single-Winged Bird is an ancient Vermilion Bird. Although it is slightly inferior to the dragon race and its Cultivation Level is not as high as that of the dragon bone, it has the advantage of being new.

This is absolutely fresh, authentic meat from an ancient mythical beast, far surpassing any living creature in the Dharma Ending Era.

When the mountain wind blows, people ten miles away can smell the heavenly aroma of meat, as if they have returned to the celestial realm.

Chunwa and Qiuchan were the first to come ashore, crowding around Xiao Ran and whispering in his ears as if doing so would make the meat cook faster. Every now and then they would ask, "Is it ready yet?"

"Is it ready to eat?"

"The meat of mythical beasts doesn't need to be fully cooked; it's best when it's half-cooked to retain its original flavor."

"Master said that you and Uncle Ling Zhou are injured and can't delay any longer. You must eat meat immediately."

The fat overflowing from the red wings, rich yet not greasy, spreads and drips, lingering around the nose, shimmering with a faint golden light, exuding a divine aura, making one's mouth water.

Martial Aunt Yinyue, wrapped in Bath Towel, quickly followed her ashore. After taking a bath, her skin regained its youthful whiteness and firmness.

Her eyes reflected the starlight, her serious and dignified face was flushed slightly by the flickering firelight, and the mountain breeze stirred her dark hair, revealing her infinite tenderness.

"Senior Uncle's medicine is truly amazing; there is not a trace of Wraith Poison in the flesh of the Netherworld Bird's wing."

"You're too focused on the taste and neglecting the medicinal properties of the divine beast meat. I'll add a few herbs to invigorate the spirit and nourish the palace."

"Good."

With a slight smile, True Person Yinyue added medicinal herbs to the cracked wound on the bird's wing, controlling the heat and fine-tuning the medicinal properties within the meat.

Soon, a hint of medicinal fragrance appeared in the aroma of meat, making it much more refreshing. It quickly spread and drifted throughout the entire Zongzhi Mountain Range.

One particular herb caught Xiao Ran's attention. Its effects were similar to folic acid in his previous life; it was a fertility-preparing herb used to prevent fetal malformations.

It can generally be taken before conception.

"Why did you add fertility medication, Senior Uncle?"

I'm worried about your physical condition right now.

Xiao Ran was taken aback.

"Us?"

True Person Yinyue explained with a smile while drinking tea.

"One of you has Great Wraith Wraith Core inside its body, and the other has a sword qi restriction inside its body. I'm really afraid that your child will be deformed, so I specially added some Purple Bamboo Grass. Mixing it into the divine beast meat is more effective than eating it alone."

Xiao Ran suddenly felt a little embarrassed, but not to the point of denying it or blushing. He simply said, "Isn't this a bit too early?"

True Person Yinyue gave him a reproachful look.

"You're already in heaven, and you're still asking if it's too early? Do you want to wait until your child learns to crawl in the Wraith before eating the Purple Bamboo Grass?"

Xiao Ran thought about it for a moment, and it was kind of creepy to be called "Dad" by a little Wraith Human crawling all over the ground.

"Senior Uncle is indeed very thoughtful."

"What's so thoughtful about it?"

Chunwa and Qiuchan, their little faces drooping, felt that even the aroma of the meat had been weakened by the added medicinal herbs, and huffed angrily:

"We need to eat too, are you expecting us to start trying to conceive as well?"

"We only look like humans; our reproductive systems are completely different. Won't we give birth to monsters?"

True Person Yinyue gave each of them a sharp tap on the head.

"The Purple Bamboo Grass is not poisonous. It is not only good for preparing for pregnancy, but also for you two to maintain your human form."

The Chunwa and Qiuchan covered their heads, puffing out their cheeks in anger, their croaks and cicada songs creating a symphony.

"Why maintain human form? What's so interesting about humans?"

"If it weren't for maintaining our human form, we would have already Mahayana. Why would we be so weak?"

Xiao Ran deliberately put on a stern face and said:

"If you weren't in human form, you two would be roasted on a fire right now. Back in my hometown, I often eat grilled cicadas at barbecue stalls and bullfrogs at food stalls."

The Chunwa and Qiuchan fell silent instantly, sitting obediently, staring at the bird's wings as if they were experiencing the same thing. Apart from drooling, they didn't dare to utter a sound.

Once the chicken wings were cooked, Xiao Ran called his Master and Chuyan over to eat the barbecue.

Inside the Bath Towel, the dashing and voluptuous Master and the innocent and delicate Chuyan were both fully mature bodies.

But Xiao Ran's thoughts were on the perfectly cooked bird wings. The slightly reddish-brown skin of the roasted wings gleamed with an extremely dazzling golden color, its bright golden light almost like golden fried rice.

Isn't this more fragrant than a woman?

Xiao Ran swung his sword, sliced the meat, tore it into strips, arranged them on a plate, and first filled the plate for his Master.

Chuyan pouted to the side.

"Is this your bird? Your Grandmaster has wanted to chop it up for a long time, but I didn't expect you to do it yourself."

Xiao Ran said, "If you want to eat, you have to do it yourself."

Chuyan suppressed the urge on her taste buds, her delicate and innocent face hardening.

"Tch, you think I'd eat your bird? I don't want to have kids."

Although Lingzhou Yue had bled these past few days, she had also been well taken care of. Her face had an unusual rosy hue, but her eyes were unfocused, as if she was thinking about something.

Tearing off a half-charred chicken wing, I casually put it in my mouth, and my beautiful face instantly froze.

The golden, delicious flavor rippled through my mouth like waves, as if turning every cell in my body into a sensitive taste bud, instantly transporting me back to a distant, celestial era.

The fresh spiritual essence of the divine beast was extremely smooth and had no irritation to the body. It permeated the Dantian and Palace Body, instantly warming the whole body and bringing all bodily functions to a state of perfect smoothness.

"I never imagined that after the divine beast Stained Wraith, it could still recover its perfect physical body."

Xiao Ran nodded.

"Humans can do it too."

Lingzhou Yue's eyes were vast and unfocused, her gaze wandering.

"You are special; not everyone has a body like yours."

Xiao Ran always felt that his Master was thinking something.

Is it the twin sister who died?

Stained Wraith die?

Without thinking much, Xiao Ran served another full plate of meat strips to his Senior Uncle.

"Senior Uncle, this is for you."

After all, from the rotten bird of the underworld to the delicious meat of the divine beast, Senior Uncle deserves the most credit.

True Person Yinyue only picked up a few pieces of meat, gently put them in her mouth, and her face instantly turned red. She had to deliberately suppress it to get out of those ancient thoughts.

"It's no use for Senior Uncle to eat more, so don't serve him any more. You young people should eat more... Chuyan, you should also try some. I just added some herbs to prevent fetal abnormalities. Eating it doesn't mean you have to have a child, and I didn't use any aphrodisiacs or other medicinal ingredients."

Chuyan's face froze slightly. She picked up the meat strip with a hint of disbelief and took a bite.

Surprisingly, it didn't have any aphrodisiac effect.

She almost lost her virginity after drinking too much Dragon Bone Soup last time.

The little face, illuminated by the firelight, suddenly froze.

The aroma of meat permeated her senses, instantly spreading to every cell in her body, causing them to tremble and emit joyful cries.

Warm currents slowly rose from the depths of the Qi Sea, forming a golden vortex. The vortex rippled with delicious waves, which gradually expanded and transformed into a tsunami, rapidly washing over the inner walls of the Dantian...

If the Single-Winged Bird hadn't only been at the Nascent Soul Cultivation Level, she even felt that it would have directly reached the Spirit Severing tonight!

Is this an ancient divine beast? Why would such a divine beast submit to Xiao Ran's tyranny?

Is Xiao Ran even more powerful than his own bird?

On the side.

Chunwa and Qiuchan, self-reliance leads to abundance.

As a rare demon, he shed tears of empathy for the Single-Winged Bird's plight, and then ate three large plates of food with tears in his eyes.

However, due to their low Cultivation Level, the two were always as fierce as tigers at the beginning, but would soon fall asleep.

Just like the Dragon Bone Soup last time, this kind of highly spiritual and moist divine beast meat is too much for a Qi Refining child to handle. It's also thanks to True Person Yinyue that the demon tail didn't show.

Xiao Ran also carefully chewed the meat strips.

He always teases me about the big bird, but I actually think it tastes alright.

Putting aside the delicious taste, the golden spiritual essence instantly merged into the vast pill wall, as if his cultivation had been illuminated in an instant, and the spiritual pressure of the divided spirit could be clearly seen.

Meanwhile, the golden spiral within the vortex of the Wraith Core in the Qi Sea also expanded and widened...

Chuyan was so shocked that she couldn't speak.

She thought it was already amazing that she had advanced from the Golden Core stage to the Nascent Soul in three months, but who would have thought that in the same three months, Xiao Ran would skip a level and advance from a mortal to the Spirit Severing Transformation stage! "You are cheating. Using the power of a divine beast to condense a thin Pill Wall, you will be beaten up by Spirit Severing cultivators of the same level sooner or later."

Xiao Ran smiled and said:

"I wonder which Nascent Soul cultivator ambushed someone Enter Samadhi Qi Refining stage, and ended up getting a severe beating..."

As True Person Yinyue sipped her red tea, which was shrouded in mist, she smiled gently and chimed in, "Right now, the only Spirit Severing cultivator who can beat him up is probably Yue'er. I'm just afraid Yue'er won't be willing to do it."

Lingzhou Yue frowned, holding the wine pot.

"What's there to be reluctant about? Who do you think sent him to heaven? Instead of focusing on cultivating and becoming stronger, you're thinking about all sorts of nonsense every day."

No, this disciple can only become stronger by thinking about all sorts of random things! Xiao Ran thought to himself.

The hot spring was filled with a joyful New Year's atmosphere.

Immersed in the spirit of the Vermilion Bird, the group drank tea, dozed off, and ate melon seeds, all feeling somewhat drowsy.

They seemed to be immersed in an era of immortals where there were gods in the heavens and mythical beasts on the ground, and where everyone could cultivate Qi.

Until midnight, the new year, in addition to the old year, extended the Dharma Ending Era by another year.

Suddenly, the sound of firecrackers began, stretching endlessly, pulling everyone back from their reverie of the fairy realm.

True Person Yinyue took out the Dao Alliance mission letter that Huangfu Qun had given her during the day and handed it to Xiao Ran.

It wasn't an invitation; it was a mandatory task.

The meeting was scheduled for noon on the first day of the Lunar New Year. Participants gathered at the Immortal Forest Tavern in Chaos City to discuss their action plan.

"Noon?"

Xiao Ran was suddenly startled.

"From Zongzhi Mountain to Chaos City, besides the teleportation array, there are also the Flame Desert and the Dark Forest. Shouldn't we set off now?"

"Certainly."

True Person Yinyue held her teacup, nodded calmly, and even though she was wrapped in a bathrobe, her demeanor was dignified and elegant.

Her elegance was tinged with a subtle and indescribable cunning.

"I was afraid you wouldn't be able to come back, so I waited until now to take it out. At least you spent the most beautiful New Year with your Senior Uncle."

Xiao Ran's face darkened, but his heart was warm.

What he feared most was his Senior Uncle saying, "If you can return from your Apostle, your Senior Uncle will also have a child for you."

Treat every meeting as if it were a final farewell, so as not to waste this precious night.

Are the Apostle dangerous?

Xiao Ran still asked tentatively.

True Person Yinyue said, "I did hear some inside stories about the legends of the Apostle in my early years, but they won't help improve your survival rate, so I won't scare you."

Finally, she added:

"That's why Yue'er risked her life to feed you the Great Wraith Wraith Core."

It's confirmed! Master really did deliberately feed me the Wraith Core...

After eating and drinking her fill, Lingzhou Yue pouted, picked up the wine pot, stood up, and stretched languidly. Her chest was so broad that it stretched her bathrobe off.

Fortunately, by the time Xiao Ran looked up, she had already changed into Red Clothes in an instant.

Aloof, majestic, even... dark.

"They're gone."

Her farewell words were just two words.

Xiao Ran stood up and asked his Martial Aunt Yinyue, "What do you want to bring this time?"

Chuyan's body was full and her face was flushed from the delicious food of the divine beast, but she couldn't stand Xiao Ran's pretentious manner.

"Tch, you think this is your honeymoon? If you go to the battlefield with that kind of thinking, you'll be the first one to die."

True Person Yinyue sipped his steaming red tea without even looking up.

"Just bring yourself and Yue'er back."

Before setting off.

Xiao Ran went to Sword-Tempering Mountain with his Master and received the polished and refined Giant Yan Armor from True Person Moxia.

Gao Shi is setting off firecrackers with Zhehui to celebrate the New Year.

Xiao Ran glanced at the polished body.

It didn't significantly improve combat effectiveness, but its stability and durability were greatly enhanced. It wouldn't easily break down on the battlefield, and it was also easier for Xiao Ran to control.

"Did my Senior Uncle do it himself?"

True Person Moxia personally brewed two cups of tea for Xiao Ran and his apprentice, and said with a hunched back, "To be honest, I am no match for my apprentice in polishing these latest materials from the Divine Martial Kingdom."

Xiao Ran was about to drink tea when he saw his Master place the teacup on the long table. He then remembered something and put down the teacup.

"Senior Uncle is too modest. I think this Yan Armor puppet is very well made; it couldn't be more perfect."

"These are the crafts of Gao Shi. He said he was afraid of disturbing your and your junior sisters and nephews' private life, so he never sent them over. I think he was afraid of interfering with his own private life."

"It's all my fault for finding a Dao Companion for my senior brother, which has delayed his work."

True Person Moxia sighed, "It's alright, that's another kind of refinement that's essential to his life."

Xiao Ran was stunned, never expecting that his senior Senior Uncle Mo Xia could still drive at his age.

Lingzhou Yue even felt that these words were very philosophical and a perfect match for his bitter tea.

True Person Moxia was also busy with sword-forging tasks and did not rest even during the New Year. He saw the guests off, saying, "It's getting late. You don't need to stay here. Come back and have some tea."

Xiao Ran and his apprentice both looked miserable, and suddenly they didn't want to come back.

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