The Ultimate Cosplayer in the World of Honkai Impact 3rd

"That female teacher looks like a man." The emotionless girl, whose hair was styled into exaggerated double helix pigtails, and who was actually a girl with no emotions, pointed at the person who had completely stiffened and said, "Is she the teacher?"

"No, no, no, no!!!!!"

A wail suddenly erupted throughout the entire base.

This wail echoed around the base for three days straight.

"Please listen to my explanation! Listen to me explain!" Siegfried said urgently, "Cecilia! Uh, I, this... I..."

"No, Mr. Siegfried," Li Pu quickly explained, "I'm not Cecilia, my name is Li Pu! Li of Li, Pu of Pu. Please don't explain anything to me."

"Besides, there's nothing wrong with your outfit~ It looks quite nice."

"Didn't Master Lu say it? The best art in the world."

"Is men dressing as women!"

"Believe me, Master Lu definitely said that!"

Does Siegfried have this hobby? I don't know. Could it be that he's being tricked? It's hard to say.

Li Pu didn't show any surprise at all. He felt that this kind of thing was at most just novel. From some perspectives, they even felt a sense of shared misfortune.

After all, not long ago, his own system had tried to trick him into cross-dressing.

"No, Cecilia," Siegfried tried hard to defend himself, "It's not like that, listen to me, no! No!"

"It's okay," Li Pu said, giving a thumbs-up, "Mr. Siegfried, I'm rooting for you!"

"And please call me Li Pu, thank you."

"I!!!" Siegfried seemed like he still had something to defend himself with, but Li Pu's smiling attitude made him shut his mouth immediately.

Although it did look a bit like making a fool of himself, Siegfried vaguely felt that Li Pu didn't hate him as much as before.

Moreover, he thought the worst-case scenario hadn't happened.

So...

'Did this Otto not lie?' Siegfried suddenly calmed down.

It seemed, felt, possibly, more or less, that Otto hadn't lied.

Acting foolish, making a fool of himself, although it seemed quite embarrassing, it was effective. These silly, even self-deprecating actions had indeed narrowed the distance between him and Cecilia to a certain extent.

"My name is Siegfried-chan~ Desu yo~" Siegfried also gave a thumbs-up, revealing his slightly gleaming front teeth, and said, "Please take care of me~ Desu yo~"

"Li Pu~" Li Pu returned the same smile and also gave a thumbs-up, saying, "I'm rooting for you~ Siegfried-chan~"

The atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became strange.

Bronya looked left and right. She had long felt that the person guiding her was a bit strange, but she didn't expect her to be this strange. Could this person be gay, as rumored?

She felt a very queer vibe.

Had she come to the wrong place? This wasn't a philosophy locker room, nor was it the Demon King's log cabin.

"Ahem..." Himeko coughed again, a strange light flashing in her eyes, "Siegfried... chan... Ms. Please pay attention."

"Class is about to start. As an assistant teacher, please do not disrupt normal classroom order."

"That girl," Himeko walked up to Bronya, "You're the new transfer student, right?"

"Yes," Bronya said expressionlessly, "My name is Bronya Zaychik. I am a new student, and starting today, I will officially enter St. Freya for Valkyrie training."

"Oh~ You know quite clearly," Himeko was slightly stunned, "It seems someone introduced you very well."

"It wasn't me," Li Pu immediately waved his hand, "I didn't say anything. I just met her at the door and happened to take her to see Theresa."

"I wasn't talking about you," Himeko said, "By the way, you stay too."

"Attend the first class."

Chapter 52: Siegfried's White Comet

"They want me to audit too."

Li Pu sat in the last row. There was only a stool, and nothing else.

It was truly an audit.

However, the others weren't much better off. Except for having an extra desk compared to Li Pu and not having to squat in the corner, there were no teaching materials or anything else.

'Is this training?' Li Pu leaned against the wall, feeling a bit bored.

Compared to the Valkyrie training he had imagined, everything here seemed much simpler. The explanation first revolved around Honkai energy.

As one of the fundamental components of this world's worldview, Honkai energy is not only the source of the Honkai but also a form of energy that can be utilized.

Himeko was explaining what Honkai energy was, but all of this was too profound for Li Pu.

He couldn't understand it, and he wasn't in the mood to study it carefully. Anyway, he just needed to know that this thing was useful.

And it wasn't just him who wasn't interested in the theoretical class.

For example, Kiana, who had maintained a certain level of interest and seriousness from the beginning, quickly buried her head on the desk and slept more soundly than anyone else.

'They're really family...'

Himeko shook the book in her hand and looked at the people below.

If anyone was studying the most diligently, it was Fu Hua, and next was Mei. Bronya always had a blank expression and a confused, unfocused gaze.

This made it difficult for Himeko to tell if Bronya was studying seriously or just spacing out.

Of course, the most inattentive and most provocative was naturally Kiana.

Sleeping in class was the greatest provocation to a teacher!

Equally provocative was 'Cecilia' sitting in the back row. She also seemed uninterested in all of this; while not sleeping, she wasn't much better.

"Slap~"

Himeko clapped her book shut forcefully. She knew that theoretical knowledge was boring for many people.

These Valkyries weren't given textbooks because they didn't need to research Honkai energy too deeply. After all, it wasn't something they needed to know intimately.

These girls were meant to focus on practical combat.

Since it was about practical combat...

"That's all I'll say about Honkai energy," Himeko said sternly. "Now, let's get to today's real topic."

"And what I'm truly introducing to you all."

"Clap clap~"

Himeko clapped her hands and said, "Alright, you can come in now, assistant teacher Sieg-chan."

All eyes focused on the doorway.

Including Li Pu.

This Siegfried really knows how to put on a show. Li Pu looked at the door with his hands behind his head, thinking, I wonder what kind of show Siegfried will put on this time.

Last time it was cross-dressing, what will it be this time?

Last time, it was cross-dressing. It wasn't something extremely rare, nor was it cosplay, and certainly not some revealing outfit. Siegfried wore a very ordinary OL outfit.

Yes, a black blazer on top, a white shirt, a pencil skirt on the bottom, and then stockings and high heels.

And Siegfried already had long hair, which seemed to have been specially styled into a neat short haircut.

A feminine short haircut, not a buzz cut.

In short.

It was incredibly eye-catching!!

And now?

Still no person in sight, only a hand. A hand gripping the doorframe, a hand strong enough to crack the doorframe.

This?! Li Pu felt like the gloves on those hands looked a bit familiar.

His eyesight in this life was quite good.

Siegfried was wearing gloves. They looked like they had the color scheme of work gloves. Of course, they weren't work gloves, but some kind of leather that fit snugly against the skin.

The back of the hand was white, and the palm was orange-red. The gloves looked long, extending up the entire arm.

The main color was, naturally, white.

"Ah..."

Siegfried felt completely off. He lowered his head, his face as black as the bottom of a pot. Although Otto had told him before that cross-dressing was a matter of zero times and countless times. Once you do it, you'll do it more!

Therefore, once you start, you can't stop.

Siegfried didn't think so. Although starting it seemed to have brought him closer to Cecilia, none of it had developed as he had envisioned.

This first class was to introduce these trainee Valkyries to something they would use frequently in the future.

That is, Valkyrie battlesuits.

Siegfried naturally knew about this. He had a similar battlesuit himself. Different battlesuits would have different characteristics and would exhibit different combat capabilities when facing different enemies.

And as armor that Valkyries often wore, this battlesuit's defense was not weak.

At the same time, the design fit the body well, was warm, breathable, and allowed for good mobility.

It could even be said that this suit was designed so well in terms of fit, breathability, and feel that it would give one the sensation of running naked.

Of course, that feeling could be ignored.

However...

Why... why... Siegfried gritted his teeth and thought: Why do I have to wear my daughter's Valkyrie battlesuit!

Yes, this was the battlesuit prepared for Kiana. Not just for training and selection.

Valkyrie battlesuits were custom-made, essentially one-on-one exclusive items.

Generally, different battlesuits for different people had little to no universality.

Therefore, the battlesuit prepared for Kiana was only useful when worn by Kiana.

However, it didn't mean others couldn't wear it.

The clothing's stretchiness is super great, so others could still wear it even if it's tight.

It'll just feel constricting.

Now, with Siegfried wearing this, it's not just like running around naked, but also like secretly wearing his daughter's clothes, and the feeling of his balls hurting from being squeezed.

This...

This is truly a despair-inducing feeling!

"E-everyone..." Siegfried lowered his head and walked into the classroom. He forced a smile and said, "My name is Siegfried-chan..."

"As your assistant lecturer, I... I will personally... explain this Valkyrie armor to everyone!"

"This one I... I am currently wearing is called 'White Comet battlesuit'."

"It will soon be assigned to..."

Siegfried's face was stiff; he really didn't want to say it... he really, really didn't want to say it!

This Otto is definitely messing with him!

This is just cruel!

But...

What good would it do to not say it? Siegfried glanced at the boy in the back corner of the classroom, whose mouth was as wide as an egg.

"That's a damn good physique!" Li Pu blurted out, "You're something else, Siegfried!"

"Kiana's White Comet battlesuit."

"You can actually wear it?!"