Warhammer: I Don't Want to Become a Chaos God!!
Chapter 283

Jagatai's Motorcycle

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"As expected of the god of laughter, these words are truly humorous."

Qin Yun nodded as he drank.

His wine glass was very large, like the Cornucopia from Greek mythology.

After all, with a Primarch- level body, a mortal's wine cup is just like a small glass of liquor to him.

You think I'm joking?

The voice of the Avatar of Cegorach carries the exaggerated and comedic effect unique to the Joker.

"Otherwise what?" Qin Yun looked at the other party. "What do you call Slaanesh? The Dark Prince. You don't even dare to say His real name, yet you dare to try to make me ally with you and invade the Realm of Pleasure."

"Isn't this a humorous joke?"

Upon hearing the name Slaanesh, Eldrad and Sylandri twitched almost imperceptibly.

The Aeldari have a deep-seated fear of the Slaanesh.

"We don't need to defeat Him," said the Avatar of Cegorach. "We only need to obtain the Crone Sword and the Soul of Sanguinius."

"It seems that you, as the god of laughter, are indeed very concerned about us, even knowing that I am thinking of resurrecting Sanguinius."

Qin Yun spoke calmly.

No matter what, the Laughing God is still a god.

Having wielded powers and abilities unattainable by mortals and foreseen the future destiny of the Milky Way, what is happening now should not be a problem for him.

In addition, after the battle with Signus, Sanguinius manifested with his help, and the news of his return has probably already spread Warp.

It's not difficult to guess that he's resurrecting Sanguinius.

"This is a win-win deal, Living Saint. We will both get what we want, isn't that a good thing?" The Avatar of Cegorach looked at Qin Yun.

"With humanity's current military strength, plus our cooperation, we can definitely invade Slaanesh territory."

"Humanity is not currently capable of waging a war that transcends interfaces." Qin Yun's mind was clear.

The Imperium of Man may appear prosperous now, but in reality, many hidden dangers remain unresolved.

Countless citizens of the Imperium are still suffering.

Reform policies have not been implemented in every part of the world.

There are still external threats such as the Orks and the Tyranid, as well as internal threats such as corrupt bureaucrats and Cultists.

It can be described as beset by internal and external troubles.

If humanity were to invade the Slaanesh's realm, it would be highly likely to collapse.

If the Aeldari manage to steal the Crone Sword from Slaanesh, they will have fulfilled the conditions for summoning Ynnead.

When the Ynnead appears, he will be able to kill Slaanesh as Prescience.

At that time, humanity was severely damaged by the war with the Slaanesh and was powerless to stop their rise.

It was a perfect plan that killed two birds with one stone.

The abacus beads are so numerous they're practically hitting someone's face.

"That's a real shame." The Avatar of Cegorach shook his head. "I originally planned to use the Black Library as a sacrifice to first enhance the strength of human civilization so that I could better implement this plan."

Hearing this, Qin Yun was tempted.

The Black Library, Old Ones relic, is rumored to contain the knowledge of the entire Milky Way.

By acquiring this legacy and absorbing its knowledge, human civilization can leap to the top level.

But the next second, Qin Yun regained his senses.

This was bait specifically designed to lure him in.

The Avatar of Cegorach watched Qin Yun from greed to clarity, his brow furrowing slightly.

It seems the Outsider knew of the Black Library's existence.

The rumors about the Warp are true; he comes from a higher dimension and knows many of the universe's hidden secrets.

"These conditions are really tempting. It seems that the God of Laughter's grasp of human nature is truly astonishing."

Qin Yun smiled and said, "How about this? We'll open the Black Library to humans first, and once humans are strong enough, the two races can join forces to declare war on the gods."

"One Slaanesh is not enough. If we're going to fight, we should fight a big one. We should wipe out Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and all of them."

"How about we completely calm down the Warp?"

Eldrad: "..."

Sylandri: "..."

He's only had half a glass, and he's already making such a big boast?

Two ounces weren't enough, so he started thinking about punching Nurgle, kicking Slaanesh, and conquering the Warp.

If I let you drink a pound of it, wouldn't that mean the entire universe is yours?

They start bragging as soon as they drink; it seems every race is the same.

The Avatar of Cegorach also chuckled, letting out Joker laugh.

"You're so funny, chosen people of the Master of Mankind."

"Just average, nowhere near as good as yours." Qin Yun smiled. "I wonder what the God of Laughter thinks of my suggestion?"

"Unless you are willing to send troops to attack Slaanesh's territory, we will not open the Black Library." The Avatar of Cegorach shook his head, rejecting Qin Yun's proposal.

The Black Library is the Aeldari's last resort.

Once humanity obtains and successfully acquires the knowledge within,

With the efforts of the Avenging Son, the Lion, and the Outsider, they will surely rise rapidly to become the most powerful civilization in the Milky Way.

At that time, the sparsely populated Aeldari will be nothing more than a tiny ant to human civilization.

If I'm in a bad mood, I can easily crush someone with just one finger.

To place the fate of one's clan on the possibility of mercy from the other party...

I wouldn't dare gamble on Cegorach.

If they lose the bet, the Aeldari will have nothing left.

"That's a real pity, we can't reach an agreement." Qin Yun looked regretful, but he didn't dwell on it. "How about we enjoy some more fine wine and let me show you some hospitality."

The Avatar of Cegorach did not show any sign of disappointment.

As the god of laughter, Cegorach is never saddened by anything.

"This wine is quite good, but it's far from being a fine wine. There are many collaborations that Aeldari and humans can discuss, and jointly attacking Slaanesh territory is just one of them."

"For example?" Qin Yun raised an eyebrow.

"For example, we can share some knowledge about the reconciliation of interests between the two races and the allocation of navigation rights in the Webway," said the Avatar of Cegorach. "Although I have never held the power of wisdom, I know a little about most things in the Milky Way."

"That's an interesting topic." Qin Yun looked thoughtful. "There are some things I'd like to know."

Tell me about it.

Where does the authority of the gods come from?

"As expected of Outsider, the questions are so sharp and incisive." The Avatar of Cegorach tasted a sip of the wine in his cup and found it somewhat bitter, not nearly as good as the wine brewed by the Aeldari.

In fields such as art and cuisine, the human race is far inferior to the Aeldari.

"Can you answer this?" Qin Yun asked.

"Of course, this is a very complex question for mortals, but for the gods, it is an instinct they know from birth," said the Avatar of Cegorach.

"I would like to hear the details."

"There are two kinds of gods. One is the god of the Realspace. The little girl who is one with you is a C'tan of the real world."

"Their authority comes from the laws of the Realspace; the stronger reality is, the more powerful they are. But these laws do not belong to them; rather, they are derived from these laws."

"The second type is the god of the Warp. The Immaterium is formed by the projection of the emotions and souls of real beings. When an emotion is strong enough, it will create an echo and thus have its own consciousness. This is the birth of the demon."

"When this emotion crosses a certain boundary and leaves an indelible mark on the Warp, God is born."

"Every powerful civilization has its own Pantheon, and those gods are born from the myths passed down orally."

"People fantasize about an agricultural god who can make crops grow and protect them for a good harvest. When this god is born, he will be given corresponding authority."

"The authority of the Warp is derived from the emotions and needs of real beings."

"..."

The two exchanged views for a long time, Qin Yun asked many questions about the Warp, which made him understand the nature of the gods more clearly.

When people's beliefs are focused on one person, it is possible for that person to become a god.

This is the underlying logic of the Warhammer Universe.

It appears to be a materialistic universe governed by physical laws, but in reality, it is dominated by idealism.

If one's emotions are strong enough and one's mind is resilient enough, one can accomplish extraordinary things.

If human thought is strong enough, even if we enter the Warp, we can carve out a place for ourselves.

The most typical example is the Grey Knights's Grand Master – the Brother Captain Stern.

He is proof that human will has triumphed over the Immaterium.

"Thank you for your guidance, God of Laughter." Qin Yun bowed to the Avatar of Cegorach, expressing his respect for Cegorach.

The Avatar of Cegorach chuckled.

He was always laughing, as if everything in the universe was so ridiculous.

"I haven't had a conversation like this with anyone in a long time. Talking with you makes me feel good."

In addition to exchanging views on the Warp and the gods, the two sides also reached further cooperation agreements.

Qin Yun promised to publish a codex on the coexistence of humans and Aeldari.

Where the two groups live together, they shall act in accordance with the law.

Regardless of which side commits the crime, it must be handled fairly and justly.

The Aeldari will increase cooperation with humans, share the Webway, and invest in technology and materials to repair Webway.

It will also teach humans better techniques for cultivating Wraithbone.

The two sides can be described as having a win-win cooperation, or as entering a honeymoon period.

When they left, Qin Yun personally saw them off to the door.

Warhammer Online official website

At 6 p. m., Xi Ling uploaded two short clips to the bulletin board.

As always, the website traffic surged immediately after it was uploaded.

It made a bunch of internet companies drool.

Little Fish: "Number One"

The Wudang Wang Also Wants to Be Pirate King: "Number One"

"First"

"First"

"..."

The first few comments were all from people vying for first place; it took quite a while before normal comments appeared.

The Wudang Wang Also Wants to Be Pirate King: "@Little Fish, why are you number one?"

Little Fish: "There's no other way but to be quick."

98k Headshot Horus: "Damn it, you guys don't go to work every day, all you think about is being number one, huh?"

Hellspiker Reporting for Duty: "If the official selection of beta testers were based on the speed of commenting, you guys would probably have been in already."

Yu Zhi Shen Yong: "Damn it, why haven't I gotten the beta test qualification yet? I also want to serve the Emperor!"

Plasma is not Melta: "The Luna base has already started piling, and I still haven't gotten a beta test slot."

"The Hunger marketing' tactic is definitely a scam," Giving Away Boy Fei Lai La.

Melon Skin Handsome Guy: "Sigh, it's too hard. All I can do is watch, I can't eat. They're even fixing the Webway now, and I still haven't gotten a beta test spot."

Silent Recitation One Thousand Times: "War of the Webway and Expansion War, please don't update so fast, okay? Wait for the child."

"..."

The official website's popularity is astounding; the announcement garnered over 10 million views within a minute and over 100 million views within an hour.

What's even more critical is that it's all real traffic.

Many companies are green with envy.

Many business owners are spending money to ask around if they can get a referral link added to the Warhammer Online official website.

This has also spawned numerous scams.

Someone scammed over 20 billion yuan, claiming to have connections with officials and that they could post links on the official website.

However, for some reason, the scammers later went on a trip without taking the money.

This incident became a hot topic online, causing quite a stir.

The authorities didn't say much, only that the money had been recovered, which also sparked a wave of anti-fraud publicity.

The players in the game have also become more active due to the update of the new expansion.

Dora Workshop was the first to take action.

Over this period of development, it has become a behemoth.

A Warhammer- style military-industrial complex with a large number of research teams and formidable military power.

The Expansion Act made them realize immediately that this was an excellent opportunity for expansion.

If they can demonstrate the superiority of their weapons in the Koronus War, it will surely lead to a surge in sales.

That large, well-equipped military force also found its place.

It can help the company expand into new colonies and source of raw materials.

"We must eat the biggest piece of the cake."

Dora immediately mobilized his players, preparing them for battle.

Meanwhile, another scientific research giant— the MC Dynasty —quickly reacted, gathering its strength to prepare for Koronus Expanse.

They captured the Tyranid Mother very early on and cultivated a huge number of Tyranid units to serve as cannon fodder.

The Agricultural Academy also responded to the Battle of Koronus.

Besides the Vegetable Man who act as cannon fodder, players like Mushroom also showcased their latest scientific research findings.

For example, there are thorny vines that can cover an entire continent in a week, giant trees that can change a planet's climate, and grass seeds that can quickly destroy the local ecosystem.

Aside from corporations, many lone wolf players also set off for the Koronus Expanse, either for adventure or in search of ancient relics.

The expansion pack that opened up the Koronus Expanse has ignited the enthusiasm of many players.

Massive amounts of resources and military equipment were transported to Footfall outpost space station located in the Koronus Expanse.

Many businessmen also took action upon hearing the news.

For a time, the Footfall became incredibly prosperous, attracting forces from all sides and creating a turbulent atmosphere.

Meanwhile, many players have also signed up for the Webway.

The Webway was created by the Old Ones and inherited by the Aeldari.

Both races were once masters of the Milky Way, and the wealth they created is unimaginable.

After their deaths, this wealth was lost along with them.

If you can find it, you can immediately turn your life around, rush into the top tier, and become a legend among players.

"Brothers, let's charge for the Great Treasure!"

The newly level 10 Idle Sage of Dream Hall gathered a group of friends to form an adventure team in response to the plan to repair the Webway.

They were searching solely for the treasures lost by the Old Ones and the Aeldari within the Webway.

They were lucky; on their first expedition deep into the broken Webway, they unexpectedly discovered an ancient city lost deep within the Webway.

They thought they would be the first humans to find the city, but instead they discovered Jetbike inside.

"This looks like the emblem of the White Scars." Labor is Most Glorious, so he reached out and wiped the dust off the Jetbike.

"I've never heard of White Scars exploring the Webway?" another player asked, looking puzzled. "And this motorcycle seems a bit too big. Even the Astartes wouldn't need to be this big."

This statement left the adventurers looking at each other in bewilderment, as they thought of White Scars, who might be wandering aimlessly in the Webway.

"Could this be a Jagatai Jetbike?"

Idle Sage of Dream Hall stared wide-eyed, his expression filled with astonishment.

"The car is here, but where is he?"

P. S.: It's another beautiful day. Thanks for your support, brothers.

Let's take a picture of Jagatai.

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