Mei: Elysia, Give Bai Ge to Me

"Now let's get back to the topic. Since the other party is not willing to spend time on you, then you shouldn't waste your own time either. After all, being a simp will only lead to a bad end."

"Everyone in the world only has 24 hours a day. If he's willing to spend more than an hour on you, then there's still a chance to be friends," Bai Ge said.

"Um, can I ask how much time you and she spend in this area each day?"

Kevin swallowed and asked the two of them curiously.

"24 hours."

"All day long."

Bai Ge and Elysia raised their hands in a peace sign, their time now completely shared since they started their journey together.

"..."

Kevin's lips twitched violently; he felt like he'd just been fed another dose of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection) and regretted asking the question earlier.

"Ahem, that's how it is. Although I don't know what that girl looks like, beauty can't determine everything. In the future, you should find someone who is willing to spend time on you, willing to eat noodles with you, and willing to play with you, you know?"

Bai Ge spoke earnestly, saying that the boy in front of him was quite good-looking. If he himself was a thousand points, then the boy was a ninety-point man, the kind who could charm many people in the future.

That's precisely why it's important to establish a good view of relationships when you're young. You can't be a scumbag, otherwise you'll regret it when you get stabbed in the back.

"Okay! I understand!"

Kevin nodded seriously.

"It suddenly occurred to me that there are indeed people like this around me, and I must cherish them in the future."

"Oh? Who is it? I didn't expect you to become so popular now. Tell me about it."

Bai Ge raised an eyebrow and asked curiously.

"My good brother, Sue!"

Kevin said with a serious expression.

After Bai Ge's advice today, he felt like he had a breakthrough. Yes, simps never get a good ending. What's the use of just being beautiful? What's important is having common interests and having someone who can eat noodles and play with you.

And to be honest, his good brother Su is also incredibly handsome, and his cross-dressing is no less stunning than Mei's.

"Pfft! This, uh, is fine,"

Bai Ge couldn't help but burst out laughing on the spot.

However, the next second he seemed to suddenly think of something, his expression froze, and then he seriously looked at the white-haired, blue-eyed boy in front of him and asked hesitantly.

"Your good brother is called Su? Wait, wait, I didn't notice your name when we were playing ball. Could you say your name again?"

"Um, my name is Kevin."

"...nephew"

Bai Ge gasped and widened her eyes in surprise.

Looking at the white-haired creature in front of me, I never expected that it would turn out to be the future giant popsicle.

It's really not Bai Ge's fault for not recognizing him; Kevin's cold, eccentric image was just too memorable, and he simply couldn't reconcile it with the sunny and cheerful boy in front of him.

Bai Ge: (Oh right, that's certainly possible. Encountering a young Flame-Chasers during a journey... wait, was he referring to Dr. Mei just now?)

If so.

Bai Ge could only say that he was right to advise them to break up!

"Kevin, remember what you just said. Live a good life with your brother from now on, and you'll be happy. Sigh~ Heterosexual relationships in Honkai Impact 3rd never end well. It seems that same-sex relationships are the only path to the future!"

"I don't count! How can time travelers be lumped together?" Bai Ge added in his mind.

Chapter 182, Mei: Elysia, give me Bai Ge (Please subscribe automatically)

"Kevin, you should stick to living a good life with Sue from now on. Dating that girl... even a Kiana should know its place."

Bai Ge spoke earnestly to Kevin.

He felt no remorse or worry about unintentionally advising Kevin and Dr. Mei to break up; he even patted Kevin on the shoulder and said, "You really should give up."

"If you still want to exist as a human being 50,000 years from now, then Su is absolutely the only anchor point for you to maintain your humanity."

"Uh, what 50,000 years? What are you talking about?" Kevin scratched his head in confusion.

"Ahem, sorry, I got a little excited," Bai Ge said with a light cough.

Thinking of the deadpan look in that guy's eyes in the Current Civilization, he couldn't help but blurt out a sarcastic remark earlier.

Bai Ge then looked at the incredibly weak Kevin with great interest, finding it all very novel. What was the Signet of Deliverance, what Chimera? He was none of those things now.

Kevin is just an ordinary person now.

However, even though I had already imagined it in my mind.

But Bai Ge didn't expect to meet Kevin, who hadn't yet gone mad, so soon, even though Kevin was just a young boy like himself.

"Anyway, for your own good, Kevin, I advise you to stay away from girls with blue-purple hair in the future."

Bai Ge said earnestly.

Dr. Mei can be described as the pinnacle of human wisdom, a genius so extraordinary that even monstrous geniuses cannot describe her. She will be the greatest scientist of the Previous Era, without exception!

In the future, she will lead humanity to develop the "God Keys", discover the origin of the existence of five parallel truths, reveal the mystery of the Honkai, and even predict the total number of Herrscher through calculation!

That pinnacle of human intelligence is utterly unworthy of you, a mere Kiana that slurps noodles and plays basketball.

Bai Ge was well aware that if Kevin really fell in love with Dr. Mei, then a series of tragedies would await him in the future.

He will ultimately only become a follower and shadow of that savior leader, unable to stand shoulder to shoulder with him.

After the other party sends it, Kevin himself will be completely obsessed.

After all, this is Honkai Impact.

What good endings are possible for heterosexual relationships?

But Su is different.

Bai thought that if Kevin and that enlightened one had successfully taken that step into a relationship, then perhaps Kevin wouldn't have become a cold-faced, eccentric person 50,000 years later.

After all, the one with the inscription "[The Wisdom]" will become a Fusion Warrior in the future, possessing an almost infinitely long lifespan of 940, and will be able to stay by the side of "[Savior]" forever.

Furthermore, it can become a beacon guiding Kevin back to himself when he loses himself due to his hatred of the Honkai.

Thinking of this, Bai Ge reaffirmed his idea.

Sure enough, this primordial Kiana should be paired with that enlightened being who closed his eyes and looked at people.

That way, both sides will have a bright future.

Moreover, if either party has any problems in that area, they can ask Dr. Mobius for help in the future, or Bai Ge can simply use his power as the Herrscher of Life and Death to help them personally, which he would be very happy to do.

"Keep it up, Kevin. Women will only slow you down. A real man should sword fight with his brothers."

Bai Ge gave an encouraging thumbs-up.

Kevin nodded, seemingly understanding, a moment that laid the foundation for him to open the door to a new world later on.

After that, the three of them happily slurped down a bowl of noodles. Kevin treated them, and they found the best noodle shop in the entire Changkong City. Bai Ge and Elysia were very satisfied with the meal.

... in the hotel at night...

Bai Ge and Elysia were lying on a single bed as usual. The former was making plans for tomorrow's trip to Changkong City, while the latter was admiring the photos she had taken that day.

They have only two children, but they already have this strange feeling of being an old married couple.

"Bai Ge, was there anything special about that guy named Kevin today?" Elysia suddenly asked.

"Oh? Why do you say that, Aili?" Bai Ge put down the pen she was using to draw circles on the map.

"Because Bai Ge, you've never talked this much to someone you've just met on your journey before."

"Um, is that so?"

"I've been watching Bai Ge the whole time, so what I'm saying is definitely not wrong."

Elysia spread out a stack of photos showing him in front of her and said.

Is there anyone in this world who understands each other better than they do? Having spent every day together since birth, they can immediately detect any change in the other.

Bai Ge scratched his head, looking somewhat troubled.

The pink-haired fairy in front of her was getting to know him better and better, and she felt that one day, even the fact that she came from the future, 50,000 years from now, would not be able to hide from Elysia.

However, Bai Ge was somewhat surprised that he did not feel worried or anxious at all. On the contrary, he was even looking forward to (bbfe) Elysia discovering this.

"Aili, there are some people in this world who are born with a predetermined fate. Such people are special, and Kevin is one of them."

"That sounds really impressive."

Elysia blinked. Sometimes Bai Ge would say things that even she found hard to understand. She wondered where he had learned this riddle-like quality.

However, although she didn't know how to decipher the other party's code, she did know how to bypass it and then retaliate.

"Anyway, to me, Bai Ge, you are the most special person in the world."

"Wow~ Such a sweet mouth, looks like you secretly ate candy again today."

Bai Ge immediately revealed a delighted smile.

"But it's the same for me, my dear Aili. How can there be such a lovely girl like you in this world? Hehe~ I would save the world for you."