When Their Hero Arrives: In the World of Honkai Impact
Chapter 45

When They Were Heroes, I Was in Honkai Impact 3

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"What the hell is that! I don't care, I have to let you see how amazing I am today."

"Oh? Then I'll let you see."

Bai Ge curled the corners of his lips and beckoned to the Kiana in front of him, signaling to let the cat come over.

"Hmph! Bai Ge, you're finished!"

"Come on, if you lose, call me Dad again."

"Deal! But if I win, you'll call me... uh, why would I want you to call me Dad? If I win, you'll give me the dinner Mei personally made today!"

"Deal!"

...Ten minutes later...

Kiana was on the ground, dejected, in a kneeling position. OTZ.

Bai Ge, with a smile, held a pair of chopsticks and squatted in front of her, poking and prodding the girl.

"How is this possible! How could I lose to Bai Ge, ahhhh, I can't accept this!"

"Hmph hmph~ You want to turn the world upside down, Kiana? You're still five million years too early. Come on, hurry up and call me. The knight of the great Kaslana family always keeps his word."

"Gulp, Dad, Daddy..."

"Aww~ Good girl, pfft hahaha~"

Bai Ge happily ruffled the white-haired ball of fluff.

It was normal for him to be unable to defeat Kiana when he was still a normal person. After all, he was a Kaslana~

But now, he possessed the authority of five Herrscher cores (incomplete), plus dual fused Stigmata, and Kiana's own carelessness.

If he couldn't handle this Kiana, Bai Ge felt he might as well smash his head against a tofu.

As for calling him 'Dad,' it was just a joke. Although part of Bai Ge's genes might have constituted her, it was merely a trivial form.

After all, no matter in what form she was born.

She was still the girl who would fight for all the beauty in the world—Kiana Kaslana.

Bai Ge knew this better than anyone.

Third update, please vote with flowers, tickets, and tips.

After this, the Sea of Fates storyline will be about 90% sweet.

Thanks to "182*****913" for the 588 VIP points reward. Wishing the boss ever more handsome, good health, eternal life, and dominion over the universe.

By the way, am I writing something toxic? I can't seem to tell myself.

Open up! The ultimate, invincible, super cute Kiana is delivering takeout to you! [Image]

Chapter Fifty-Five, Mei: Should I also call Bai Ge Dad? (Seeking support)

"It's all Bai Ge's fault, we have to eat out for dinner. What should we eat, heh heh heh~"

"Kiana, aren't you quite happy about this?"

At noon, due to a certain Bai's Kaslana-level appetite, he had already finished all the food that was supposed to be eaten for dinner.

So, the three of them decided to go to a restaurant for dinner.

However, unlike the lively Kiana, Mei, who followed behind Bai Ge like a classic Far Eastern virtuous wife, was lost in thought and remained silent.

As for what this cook was thinking at the moment...

(At noon, I heard Bai Ge tell Kiana to call him Dad. Uh, is this some special way of playing? I feel like I've heard something like this somewhere before. Could it be that Bai Ge likes that? Should I also...)

Living in this Far Eastern island nation, no matter how much of a high-and-mighty young lady Mei used to be, the surrounding environment would always have some topics of that nature drift into the girl's ears.

It could even be said that in terms of knowledge reserves in that area, this cook might have much more than Kiana.

At this moment, Mei was caught up in some indescribable imaginings, her cheeks flushed red, and she had already transformed into a "steam-powered" girl.

"Hmm? Mei, what's wrong?"

Seeing that the girl had been silent for so long, walking with her head down as if thinking about something, Bai Ge couldn't help but ask and take her small hand.

To prevent this girl from bumping into the utility pole in front of them.

"Eh? Ah? No, nothing! Nothing at all, really..."

"???" x2

Bai Ge and Kiana tilted their heads, full of question marks. Mei, realizing her reaction was too big, lowered her head even more embarrassedly, as if she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

She seemed to hear the other queenly personality in the Herrscher core sneering disdainfully at her loss of composure.

After Bai Ge and Kiana exchanged a glance, they showed a look of realization as if they had thought of something.

"Oh~ I get it, Mei, you're worried that those guys from yesterday will cause trouble again, right? It's okay, it's okay. As long as I'm here, no matter how many scrap metal monsters come, I'll tear them all into scrap metal!"

"Yeah, I also think we don't need to worry too much for now. No matter what, they wouldn't dare to act recklessly. Unless they don't mind their actions being exposed to the whole world."

Anti-Entropy, in any case, was a righteous organization fighting against Honkai. Cocolia was just a foolish and wicked exception, and could not define the entire Anti-Entropy.

Although as an Executor, her authority was not low, she absolutely could not disregard the city and the military and civilians, and have a Titan army directly attack Bai Ge and the others in Changkong City.

Otherwise, countries around the world would definitely put pressure on Anti-Entropy, and Schicksal wouldn't let this go either. Therefore, Cocolia can at most send some assassins now to see if they can take them down.

But in front of Bai Ge and Kiana now, this is basically a worry-free matter.

"Believe me, Mei, I already have a solution for this. We'll act tomorrow. Today, just adjust your state and rest well, okay?"

"Mhm, mhm! I believe you, Bai Ge."

Seeing Bai Ge consider so much for her, Mei nodded emotionally... while simultaneously feeling more guilt. She actually had such thoughts about Bai Ge, who helped her so much.

She even thought about calling him Dad!

This is truly inexcusable, Raiden Mei, Raiden Mei, how can you be so shameless.

If she were to be honest, Bai Ge would definitely be stunned, but... he would definitely give her a thumbs-up and say, "Go ahead, call me whatever you want, call me father!"

"Hehe, Bai Ge is indeed reliable! Although I still don't quite understand, I'll do whatever you tell me to do tomorrow, Bai Ge." Kiana said with a silly grin.

"Mhm, Kiana, you are of great use."

"Really? Hehe, as expected of me!"

Hearing Bai Ge say this, Kiana immediately put her hands on her hips proudly, her nose practically pointing to the sky.

This Kiana Cat probably hasn't realized yet that her subconscious has completely treated Bai Ge as her external brain.

But with her way of thinking, even if she realized it, she probably wouldn't care. She'd just think, "How great! I don't even have to exert brainpower. I can save my brain for playing Plants vs. Zombies."

Seeing her trust him so much, Bai Ge was also very happy. He couldn't help but reach out and pet this incredibly, unbelievably, super cute white-haired furball.

If you were to ask which character in Honkai Impact best fits the term "pet girl," it would definitely be Kiana in the early stages, and Pardo Cat in the Imaginary Tree.

As for igniting Herrscher of Flamescion, or becoming The End... Bai Ge felt that with him around, would she even have such an opportunity?

Don't be silly. His Kiana Cat doesn't need to bear such a heavy mission. Wouldn't it be better to live a happy and carefree life?

(Now Schicksal and Anti-Entropy should be making their move. These two organizations are quite predictable. The former will most likely send an S-rank Valkyrie or a Judgement Breaker, and the latter... the cliché Titan army, right? Cocolia, just go bankrupt.)

(But there's also a snake lurking in the shadows. Hmm, no need to worry about that for now. World Serpent won't let itself be seen by the outside world at this stage.)

After confirming everything in his mind again, Bai Ge finally felt completely at ease. With just this level of involvement, his plan's success rate was over ninety percent.

Moreover, his strength had greatly increased, making him a blind spot for both Schicksal and Anti-Entropy. Who would have thought that an ordinary teenager would surpass an S-rank Valkyrie overnight?

Even Otto wouldn't have thought of it.

"Kiana, even though I'm treating, you're being a bit too much, aren't you?"

Bai Ge's eyes twitched as he looked at the mountain of burgers before him, thinking that this Kiana might have ordered all the burgers in the shop.

Bai Ge gritted his teeth and decided to kick this Kiana Cat off the throne of the number one pet girl. While she was cute, her food expenses were simply too much to afford.

As expected, Pardo is the best. Ah, Pardo, my Pardo, you died such a tragic death~ I'll definitely save you when I open the Previous Civilization dungeon!

"Hehe, don't mind the details. Aren't we going to fight tomorrow? How can I not eat enough today?"

"Eh~ Alright, alright, don't choke..."

"Wuwuwu! Help! Wuwuwu!"

[World-Weary Zinc Transfer 948327800]

"See, just as I said it."

Looking at Kiana, who was choking with a mixture of amusement and exasperation, her face had already turned completely purple. Mei quickly handed her a cola drink to help her swallow.

Actually, compared to burgers, Bai Ge preferred fries. However, just as he was about to enjoy the remaining leisure time today and conserve his energy for tomorrow's plan, Bai Ge's gaze was attracted by two suddenly appearing turbines!

He saw a duck duck with a blank expression peeking at them from a distance outside the window.

"Yo, the last of the trio has arrived."

Fourth update, resting tomorrow, challenging six updates.

Posting a picture of me typing at home.

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