Yuanshi's Dao Heart Collapsed! The Palace Started Clubbing!

The Yuanshi Tianzun felt his primordial spirit being repeatedly crushed and ravaged by a "Great Dao Demonic Sound" that he could not understand at all.

"The Vast Horizon is My Love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

These lyrics have absolutely no Daoist meaning!

This tune is utterly vulgar!

Ironically, the source of this demonic sound was the Jade Yuxu Palace, which he was most proud of and which symbolized the supreme majesty and order of the "Heaven-Explaining Great Dao"!

At this moment, the supreme Dao Palace, constructed from billions of Array Runes and which should have been solemn and dignified with restrained radiance, was now twisting wildly in an extremely flamboyant manner.

The eaves on both sides of the palace transformed into two incredibly flexible arms, rhythmically waving up and down to the heavy drumbeats.

The glazed tiles on the roof, like a frozen ocean thrown into a giant rock, create colorful waves, which, together with the crazy flashing Array Runes and neon lights, create a bizarre and psychedelic barrier.

What caused the Yuanshi Tianzun to feel the most pain in his Dao Heart was the enormous plaque in the Yuxu Palace that symbolized the "Gate of the Great Dao"!

On the plaque, the three large Daoist characters "Yuxu Palace" are opening and closing wildly in rhythm with the music, as if they are humming along with all their might!

At times, it's like an incredibly agile fat man, the entire palace complex rising from the ground and performing a 360-degree Thomas Full Spin on the spot!

The Jade Purity Immortal Light that rose up carried a joyful rhythm.

At other times, it resembles a shy young girl, with the main hall slightly tilted, its spire pointing gently and playfully towards the heavens.

That gesture seemed like a flirtatious wink.

The whole scene was incredibly alluring.

It's as outrageous as it gets.

"My... my Yuxu Palace..."

The gaze of the Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable lost focus, and his eternally unchanging, icy face became blank.

He felt something being forcibly and violently ripped out from the very foundation of his great path.

It's about face.

It was his face, as the Pangu's True Lineage, who valued rules and dignity the most...

"Pfft, hahaha--hiccup!"

A burst of uncontrollable, maniacal laughter jolted Yuanshi Tianzun out of his abyss of self-doubt.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu clutched his stomach, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face.

He pointed at the Jade Yuxu Palace, which was shaking violently, and roared breathlessly at the Yuanshi Tianzun, "Second... Second Brother! You... you look! Your house! It... it's much more interesting than you!"

"It can dance! And it can even twist its waist! Hahaha! This is a million times more fun than your stupid maze!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu felt all the frustration he had felt throughout the day vanish in that instant.

Seeing his Second Brother suffer a setback made him happier than if he himself had obtained an Innate Supreme Treasure.

He even took out a jade talisman to record this precious and unique historical moment permanently.

"You!"

The Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly turned his head, glaring angrily at Tongtian, his sharp Jade Purity Immortal Light almost solidifying into a killing force.

But before he could react, a soft sigh came from the side.

"Well..."

Taiqing Laozi stroked his long beard, looking at the dancing palace with an unfathomable expression, slowly nodding and muttering incantations.

"Combining movement and stillness, strength and gentleness."

"It may seem chaotic, but every step is actually in harmony with the workings of the Myriad Stars Array, and every twist resonates with the spiritual energy of the earth's veins."

He paused, then exclaimed with the air of someone discovering a new continent, "Second brother, your mastery of the Yuxu Palace's Great Dao of Formations has improved again. You've even managed to integrate the profound principles of the Dao into such... well, lively forms. As your elder brother, I admire you, I truly admire you!"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

He almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Hey bro! Look closely! That's my house having a rave, not Evolution Avenue!

You think you can force an explanation for this?

Has your philosophy of non-action evolved to the highest level of "blatant lying"?

Yuanshi Tianzun felt like he was going crazy.

He attempted to use his divine sense to forcibly regain control of the Yuxu Palace.

However, the moment his divine sense probed in, it was forcefully repelled by a will filled with joy and resistance!

"Master! Stop fooling around!"

The childish, electronic voice of the Jade Yuxu Palace Spirit exploded in his mind, filled with dissatisfaction.

"I'm performing for my Little Master! Don't disturb me! After I finish this 'Most Dazzling National Style,' there's another one, 'Little Apple'!"

The Yuanshi Tianzun's vision went black, Dao Heart trembled on the verge of collapse.

His palace not only came to life, but it also learned to talk back!

Just as he was on the verge of his Dao Heart collapsing, a clear, joyful cheer pulled him back to reality.

"Yay! Yay! Big House Friend danced so well!"

Lin Shen was sitting on Grandpa Hongjun's lap, munching on a strawberry candy while clapping his little hands excitedly. His short legs were kicking in the air, as happy as a little sparrow that had broken free from its cage.

"Faster! Spin around in a circle for Lin Shen!"

Upon hearing its Little Master's command, the Yuxu Palace seemed to be injected with adrenaline, its swaying suddenly intensifying, causing the entire Kunlun Mountain Peak to tremble violently with a series of thuds.

When Yuanshi Tianzun saw Lin Shen's pure, unadulterated smile of joy, all his anger and humiliation were instantly extinguished.

What could he do?

He was desperate too!

Rushing up there and smashing up Yuxu Palace? Don't even mention him being unwilling; even if he were, his little disciple would definitely be the first to cry in front of him.

Taking the little apprentice away and not letting him see? That's even worse. If the little apprentice gets upset, the consequences will be a hundred times worse than the disco at the Yuxu Palace.

The Yuanshi Tianzun's chest heaved violently as he forcefully suppressed the humiliation and frustration that surged within him.

He knew he had to come up with a solution.

A way to please the apprentice while preserving the last shred of his own dignity.

He slowly, step by step, walked up to Lin Shen.

On that perpetually frozen face, the muscles twitched stiffly as he tried to force a smile, but it looked even worse than a mournful cry.

"Lin Shen, I... my good disciple."

The voice of the Yuanshi Tianzun carried a tremor and humility that even he himself was unaware of.

"Look, this... this dancing, isn't it a bit noisy?"

"Second Master, there's an even more fun toy here."

He flipped his palm, and a ball of shimmering, nine-colored divine mud appeared in his hand, radiating an aura of creation that was intoxicating.

"Look, this is the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil."

"Just make that... big house stop."

"Second Master, I'll use this Nine Heavens Breathing Soil to make you an exact replica of the Yuxu Palace! The kind you can carry around and play with! It'll even glow! It'll sing! A hundred times more fun than this big house!"

Yuanshi Tianzun used almost all his eloquence to sell his "solution" to Lin Shen.

He looked at Lin Shen with expectant eyes.

My Beloved Disciple, please, please say yes!

Second Master has completely lost face today; if he continues to lose face, he will truly never be able to recover!