Lin Shen's New Friend! A Talking House!

Yang Mei the Great Immortal really wanted to refuse.

What is his identity?

Space Demon God born from Chaos, an existence so ancient that it overlooks the changing of eras.

Why should we serve as slaves to these juniors who have never even seen Chaos?

Drawing grids is his bottom line.

Now they want him to install an air purifier?

He was about to speak, preparing to express his displeasure in the most ethereal, profound, and ancient god-like tone.

But his divine sense happened to sweep over the back mountain.

There, the Hongjun Daozu was holding Lin Shen.

One bite, one bite.

He carefully fed it a jelly-like spirit that he had never seen before, flowing with iridescent light.

With each bite Lin Shen took, the Daoist affinity emanating from him, which even made Yang Mei's soul tremble, visibly intensified.

The Dao Heart of the Great Immortal Yang Mei the Great Immortal, which had remained undisturbed for eternity, suddenly clenched painfully.

He suddenly remembered.

Although he also received a piece of "Great Dao Candy," it was ultimately just a "scrap."

That old Delia named Qiankun, after merely licking a few crumbs of sugar, experienced a crazy surge in his cultivation level, like a wild dog let loose.

What about myself?

Is he, a dignified Space Demon God, really going to be outdone by a guy who only knows how to eat?

No!

Absolutely not!

Integrity? Face?

Compared to the supreme opportunity that would allow him to advance in his cultivation, these things are nothing!

"Fellow Daoist, you flatter me."

A smile that Yang Mei the Great Immortal thought was incredibly kind instantly appeared on his face. His voice was ethereal, yet full of unprecedented initiative.

"Creating an excellent cultivation environment for Kunlun and for our junior brother is simply our duty as Registered Disciple."

"What's the point of talking about 'labor'?"

"I will take care of it immediately!"

Before he finished speaking, he had already disappeared.

The next instant, he appeared high in the sky above Kunlun Market.

Yang Mei and drew circles in the air with both hands.

Billions of Space Laws runes poured down from his fingertips, transforming into an invisible giant net that covered the entire market.

"Space is the sieve, and all methods are the filter!"

Those whose hearts are clouded, step back!

Those who are tainted by karma shall be rejected!

As his indifferent voice echoed through the heavens and earth, the invisible giant net suddenly tightened!

In the marketplace, countless beings felt a gentle yet irresistible force sweep over their entire bodies.

Some treacherous individuals, hoping to take advantage of the chaos, were caught off guard and precisely "thrown" away from Kunlun Mountain, hundreds of millions of miles away.

Other powerful beasts, burdened by excessive killing and karmic debts, were pinned to their spots by the power of the formation, unable to move.

Then, the patrolling Qiankun Food Sage will appear with a smile, drag them away, and throw them directly into the Qiankun Cauldron.

They call it "deep purification, physical salvation."

In an instant, the air throughout Kunlun Market became fresh and pure.

Having done all this, the Yang Mei the Great Immortal nodded in satisfaction, and his figure disappeared back into the clouds.

He could sense that as the "Space Purification Array" operated, his control over the Space Laws had improved by a tiny bit.

It was worth it.

This job was definitely worthwhile.

At the summit, the Three Pure Ones and the others watched Yang Mei's fluid and skillful maneuver and nodded in approval.

"This Old Willow Tree is quite sensible," the Tongtian Jiaozhu said, stroking his chin with admiration.

"Hmph, just some cheap tricks."

While Yuanshi Tianzun outwardly scoffed, he was inwardly calculating whether he should find a pretext to have Yang Mei install a similar "purification system" in his Yuxu Palace.

Just as the entire Kunlun Mountain were immersed in a thriving "infrastructure" atmosphere.

Our protagonist, little Lin Shen, is bored.

Extremely boring.

The new talent "All Things Affinity" is a lot of fun.

But after chatting with his "honest" friends—the one with the stone ground, the Pointy House, and the black pot—for a while, he got tired of it.

Their innermost thoughts are always the same few phrases, with no new ideas whatsoever.

"Grandpa, Master, Sisters, Uncles..."

After finishing the last bite of the strawberry candy, Lin Shen pouted and began his usual whining.

"Lin Shen is so bored, will you guys play with me?"

However, Hongjun and the Three Pure Ones were completely immersed in comprehending the "Great Dao Candy" at this moment.

They all closed their eyes and concentrated, their Beyond the Heavens, and no one paid him any attention.

Lin Shen waited for a long time, but found that no one paid any attention to him.

He pouted, feeling wronged, and decided to rely on himself and find his own fun.

His gaze swept around the mountaintop.

Finally, the image focuses on the magnificent and radiant Jade Yuxu Palace of the Second Master, Yuanshi Tianzun.

"This house is the biggest and the brightest!"

"This looks the most fun!"

A brilliant idea popped into Lin Shen's little head.

He's going to find this "Big House Friend" and have a good chat!

He took short strides and ran to the huge white jade gate of the Yuxu Palace.

She stretched out her chubby little hand and gently pressed it against the cold door.

Hello, Big House Friend.

In his heart, Lin Shen greeted them in his sweetest, most gentle voice.

Yuxu Palace, as the Daoist temple of the Yuanshi Tianzun, is itself a top-tier Houtian Spiritual Treasure crafted from countless Array Runes.

Its "spirit" has already been born.

However, influenced by the serious, rigid, and rule-conscious aura of the Yuanshi Tianzun over the years, he became taciturn and dared not overstep the bounds in the slightest.

At this moment, when it felt the touch of the Lin Shen, full of the affinity of the Great Dao.

Its "Artifact Spirit," which had been dormant for countless eons, seemed to be struck by a bolt of divine lightning from the heavens, and with a sudden jolt, it was completely awakened!

An indescribable ecstasy and sense of closeness erupted from the depths of its vast palace complex!

"Hello! Hello! My lovely Little Master!"

A similarly childlike voice, yet with a peculiar metallic quality, was being bombarded with messages in Lin Shen's mind.

"My name is Yuxu Palace! I've been waiting for you for so long! You've finally come to visit me!"

Lin Shen stared wide-eyed in astonishment.

This Big House Friend!

It's a hundred times more fun than Rocky Friends and Pointy House Friends!

"Why do you call me 'Little Master'?" Lin Shen asked curiously.

"Because you are the master's most beloved treasure!" The electronic voice from the Yuxu Palace was filled with a sense of entitlement and joy. "The master's treasure is Yuxu Palace's treasure! It is Yuxu Palace's Little Master!"

This logic is perfect!

"Well... my Big House Friend, aren't you bored staying here every day?" Lin Shen asked.

"Boring! So boring!"

The electronic voice from the Yuxu Palace instantly took on a sobbing tone, and began to pour out its grievances to Lin Shen.

"Little Master, you have no idea what my master is like. He always has a stern face, either lecturing or practicing formations. He has absolutely no interest in life!"

"Other Dao Palace are either holding Flat Peach Banquet or organizing Daoist debates and magical contests—it's so lively!"

"Me! All I do all day is shine, I just keep shining! I'm practically getting 'Shining Depression'!"

"Little Master, you have no idea, I actually have many talents!" Yuxu Palace's voice was filled with barely suppressed anticipation. "I can sing! I can dance! I can even transform!"

"Really?" Lin Cai's eyes lit up instantly.

"Absolutely true!" The electronic voice from the Yuxu Palace was incredibly excited. "Just say the word, Little Master! I can immediately perform a 'Palace Disco' for you!"

"Yes, yes! I want to see it! I want to see 'Palace Disco'!" Lin Shen clapped his hands excitedly.

"Alright! Little Master, watch closely!"

At this moment, the Artifact Spirit of the Yuxu Palace completely let loose!

Its suppressed desire to perform, accumulated over millions of years, erupted like a volcano under Lin Shen's encouragement!

Buzz--!

The entire magnificent Jade Yuxu Palace trembled violently!

The next moment, under the horrified gaze of several Sages in the distance.

That solemn and majestic Dao Palace symbolized the supreme authority of the Dao.

Its eaves began to undulate rhythmically like waves.

On the outer wall of the palace, the countless mysterious Array Runes instantly transformed into multicolored neon lights, flashing wildly!

"Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!"

A deep bass voice, filled with a mesmerizing rhythm, rose from nowhere and reverberated throughout the entire Kunlun Mountain Peak!

"The Vast Horizon is My Love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful...?"

Yuxu Palace.

This is one of the most prestigious training grounds in the Primordial World.

At that moment, to the beat of this mesmerizing music, they began to sway violently, rhythmically, and wildly!

Sometimes it's like a nimble fat man, doing a 360-degree Thomas Full Spin on the spot.

At other times, she resembles a shy young girl, wildly twisting her waist and throwing alluring glances at the sky, each one a ray of Jade Purity Immortal Light.

The whole scene was incredibly alluring.

It's as outrageous as it gets.

In the distance, Yuanshi Tianzun, who was meditating with his eyes closed, suddenly opened them.

He stared blankly at his Daoist Dao Palace, which was swaying wildly, like a Square Dance.

He felt something break.

It's his worldview.

It's his values.

It was also the path he was most proud of, his own unique path!

"My... my Yuxu Palace... has become sentient?"