The Ancestor Witches' Talent Show! Great Dao, Do You Think I'm Good Enough?

When Taiqing Laozi uttered the words, "He is the Dao itself," like a star thrown into a calm lake, the atmosphere on the shores of the Netherworld Sea of Blood completely changed.

The tense atmosphere that had been on the verge of erupting into a full-blown conflict vanished instantly.

Instead, a large-scale, fanatical pilgrimage of believers, filled with extreme pandering, took place.

Zhurong's roar of loyalty, which shattered the heavens, completely ignited the passion of all the Ancestral Witch present.

They, the Witch Clan, cultivated the physical body of Pangu and believed in the Pangu Father God; they never had the scheming thoughts of Sage in their minds.

Fighting is all about fists.

If you want to show respect, then just kneel down.

Now, they were convinced that the Little Dot before them, who was not even as tall as their toes, was the true embodiment of the "Great Dao," even more supreme than the Pangu Father God.

What's there to hesitate about?

That's it!

"By the Great Dao! I, Qiangliang, wield the power of thunder and lightning!"

The Ancestral Witch of Thunder, Qiangliang, with a tiger's head and a human body, four hooves and long elbows, imitated Zhurong, and suddenly knelt on one knee, his voice so loud it was like thunder from the heavens exploding in one's ears.

"I wish I could become a... um, a glowing vibrating massage stick for you!"

He seemed to be struggling to find the right word.

"I guarantee you'll feel completely refreshed and your pores will be open!"

Before he finished speaking, his physical body, which was comparable to Innate Supreme Treasure, actually began to vibrate at a high frequency. The violent purple lightning that was wrapped around his body also restrained all its destructive aura, becoming gentle and docile, and emitting pleasant crackling sounds.

"I, Tianwu, wield the Law of Wind!"

The Wind Ancestral Witch, Tianwu, with eight heads and human faces, a tiger's body and ten tails, was eager to show off.

He tried his best to adjust the expressions on all eight of his heads to be as benevolent and obsequious as possible, while his ten giant tails shook wildly, creating wind pressure that almost tore space apart.

"I wish I could become a... uh, an electric fan for you!"

"You can choose any wind setting you want! Cold wind, hot wind, natural wind, and it can even simulate Chaos gale to tickle you!"

"I! I Xizi!"

The Ancestral Witch of electricity, Xizi, had a human face and a bird's body, with green snakes hanging from his ears, and was sweating profusely with anxiety.

He discovered that his lightning business seemed to be competing with Qiangliang's.

"I can... I can power that fan!"

He quickly found himself a matching job.

In an instant, the remaining Ancestral Witch, except for Dijiang and Zhu Jiuyin who were still stuck on the concept of "television", all went mad.

A unique "Grand Avenue Exclusive Position Competition" has officially begun.

Shebishi, he controlled the weather.

With a wave of his hand, the eternally unchanging gray sky of the Netherworld instantly transformed into a flowing, exquisitely beautiful painting.

The spring rain falls gently, Nourishing things silently.

A rainbow bridge in summer, spanning the sky.

Autumn leaves fall, golden and dazzling.

The winter snow is thick, and the ice crystals are crystal clear.

Rushou, who holds the law of metal.

With a roar, his massive body transformed into a colossal, golden creation amidst a series of ear-piercing metallic scraping and deformation sounds, resembling the Transformers of later generations.

Sometimes it transforms into a gleaming, Dragon Slaying Saber capable of cleaving stars.

At other times, it transforms into a wild sports car with eight enormous wheels and an extremely cool design.

Goumang, who governs the Law of Wood.

He smiled gently at the barren, dark land, and with a wave of his hand, a vast and boundless primeval forest rose from the ground.

The forest was filled with all sorts of Primordial World flowers and plants that seemed to sing ancient folk songs and perform strange dances.

One of the sacred trees was particularly peculiar, as it was covered with fruits shaped like roasted chicken legs, emitting an enticing aroma of meat.

The entire shore of the Netherworld Sea of Blood has been transformed by this group of rough-looking Ancestral Witch into a super Theme Park full of postmodern magical realism.

Lin Shen was completely bewildered by this scene.

He peeked his little head out from Taiqing Laozi's arms, looking at this and then at that, his big, dark eyes sparkling with tiny stars.

"Wow! First Master! That shiny golden iron lump is so cool!" he exclaimed excitedly, pointing at the cool sports car that Rushou had transformed into.

"Um."

Taiqing Laozi nodded expressionlessly, but his mind was already racing with calculations.

The Law of Metal? Deformation? Crude and unsightly.

I'll also modify my Heaven and Earth Mysterious Yellow Exquisite Pagoda to be able to transform, and even turn it into Yunxiao coaster. Shen'er will definitely like that even more.

"And that! That sky where it snows! Lin Shen wants to build a snowman!"

"Very well, when we return, I will have Kunlun Mountain blanket the ground with snow for ten thousand years."

"And that roasted chicken leg tree! Lin Shen wants some!"

"Okay, I'll have your Brother Qiankun dig up this tree later and transplant it to the back of Kunlun Mountain."

Taiqing Laozi answered every question, speaking in a calm tone as if he were talking about a trivial matter, yet he silently noted down all of Lin Shen's requests, preparing to fulfill them tenfold or a hundredfold upon returning.

He absolutely could not allow these simple-minded barbarians of the Witch Clan to steal even the slightest bit of his Beloved Disciple's attention!

The Sage, too, began to act.

They are not as straightforward and unrestrained as the Ancestral Witch, but their secret rivalry has reached a fever pitch that even the laws of the Great Dao find suffocating.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was the first to stand by and watch.

"Fancy and over-the-top!"

He curled his lip and gave a disdainful snort to the group of Ancestral Witch who were still performing with great effort.

This group of the Witch Clan has taken a wrong turn.

What's the use of just looking good?

The Great Dao Incarnate craves excitement, pleasure, and unfettered thoughts!

He cleared his throat and Lin Shen out what he considered to be his most rebellious and charming smile, the kind that would attract children the most.

"My Beloved Disciple, what's the point of looking at those pieces of broken metal? Your Third Master will show you something much more interesting!"

With a flick of his wrist, the phantom images of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian appeared in his palm. The sword energy swirled, and the sharpness of the sword caused the surrounding space to ripple.

"Do you remember Third Master's roller coaster?"

Lin Shen nodded vigorously, his eyes full of anticipation.

"After thinking about it, Third Master realized that just riding a roller coaster wasn't exciting enough!" The voice of the Tongtian Jiaozhu was full of seductive Magic Power.

"We can... ride a roller coaster while playing video games!"

"Playing games?" Lin Shen's curiosity was instantly piqued by this new term.

"That's right!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu slapped his thigh. Behind him, the Minghe Sage, who was sitting cross-legged on the Karma Fire Red Lotus, felt himself being completely locked by an invisible yet extremely sharp sword intent, and his Saintly Body stiffened.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu pointed to the Minghe and introduced it with a proud expression.

"See that fierce-looking uncle? He invented a new game called 'Asura Arena,' which has tons of indestructible little guys that you can fight and hack away at as much as you want. It's so much fun!"

Upon hearing this, the Minghe Sage 'Saintly Body trembled violently, and he almost fell off the Karma Fire Red Lotus.

He quickly forced a distorted smile, nodded frantically at Lin Shen, indicating that his game was indeed very fun and that the Great Dao Incarnate was welcome to come and provide guidance at any time.

"Third Master is going to combine his game with your Third Master's roller coaster!"

The more the Tongtian Jiaozhu spoke, the more excited he became, and a plan that could be described as utterly insane took shape in his mind.

"From now on, we'll ride the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation roller coaster, which allows us to travel through time and space at will, while holding the Immortal Slaying Sword, and go to that arena to play 'real-life Fruit Ninja'!"

"Chop whichever one you want! Guaranteed every strike bursts with juice, and the lighting effects are top-notch!"

The moment the suggestion was made, the entire room fell silent.

Whether it was the Ancestral Witch performing with great effort or the Sage secretly plotting, they all froze.

Good heavens!

While riding a roller coaster that can tear through time and space, you're wielding the Primordial World Execution Immortal Slaying Sword, the ultimate weapon of destruction in the primordial world, to chop down an immortal race in a Sage's dojo, like playing fruit-slicing?

How brutal! How outrageous!

And yet... what a deadly and irresistible way to play!

Zhurong instantly realized that her suggestion to capture the Chaos Demon Ape for barbecue was child's play and too petty.

Wow! Yay! Yay!

Lin Shen was indeed completely ignited by this suggestion. He was so excited that he bounced around in Taiqing Laozi's arms, clapping his little hands and cheering in a clear voice.

"I want to play! I want to play now!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu glanced smugly at the Yuanshi Tianzun beside him, whose face had darkened, and at the group of Ancestral Witch had turned to stone.

Did you see that?

That's what professionalism looks like!

This is what it means to truly understand the preferences of the "Great Way"!

Just as the Tongtian Jiaozhu was preparing to bring in the Minghe to begin on-site construction and forcibly merge the two amusement parks...

The Yuanshi Tianzun, who had been silent all along, finally spoke in a cold voice.

"Nonsense!"

He took a step forward, his body radiating Jade Purity Immortal Light. An absolute majesty of "order" and "rules" silenced all the chaotic laws and violent energy around him.

He didn't look at Tongtian, but stared directly at Lin Shen. On his perpetually icy face, he managed to force out an extremely stiff smile.

"Shen'er, fighting and killing are ultimately minor paths."

"I have something here that's more fun than all of their toys."

He slowly opened his palm.

There were no earth-shattering magical treasures or dazzling lights in his palm.

There was only a small, palm-sized clay tablet, molded from the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil...?