The Founding Ancestors of the Three Tribes Awaken! Building a Reincarnation Theme Park!

The "Merit KPI System" of Jieyin and Zhunti, using a crude business logic, shattered the inherent understanding of the word "underworld" held by all the powerful beings present.

A sacred and solemn juncture that governs the cycle of life and death.

Now, they've managed to turn it into a publicly listed "Central Bank."

The Tongtian Jiaozhu felt a chill run down his spine.

He considered himself to be unconventional enough, but compared to these two Westerners, he was as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

This isn't magic; it's dirty tricks.

The Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that even the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of His Head swayed. His proud set of strict laws and heavenly rules seemed so pale, so ridiculous, and so out of touch with reality in the face of this ridiculous "Merit Loan" scheme.

However, Lin Shen liked it.

That's enough.

The preferences of the "Great Dao Incarnate" are the highest instructions of the Primordial World, and are absolute truth.

"Alright, alright, the big plan is done, next one!"

Lin Shen's enthusiasm for this construction game has not diminished in the slightest.

His eyes darted around the room.

Finally, the gaze settled on it.

The three had been sitting upright and solemnly since the beginning, as if they were ancient overlords attending an ultimate meeting that would decide the life and death of their tribe.

Ancestral Dragon, Yuanfeng, and Primordial Kirin.

"Grandpa Dragon! Aunt Phoenix! And that... uncle with horns on his head!"

Lin Shen took short strides and ran up to them, tilting her rosy little face up and speaking in a clear, crisp voice.

"You guys come and help build your new home too!"

In short.

The three progenitors froze.

It was as if I had been struck by an invisible bolt of lightning.

They stared intently at each other, and in each other's weathered eyes they saw a sense of relief after surviving a catastrophe, and... a fervent opportunity that could ignite the entire race!

It's here!

The opportunity to wash away the overwhelming karma that suffocated their Divine Soul and to reclaim their place on the chessboard of Heaven's Way has finally arrived!

"Please give me your orders, young friend!"

The First Ancestral Dragon spoke first, and his dragon roar was no longer the domineering sound of the past, but only pure and utter respect and longing.

"Our three clans are willing to sacrifice ourselves for the construction of the underworld, even if it means being shattered to pieces!"

"Um..."

Lin Shen tilted his little head, his little eyebrows furrowing seriously.

He remembered that incredibly fun "super Water Park" he had just been to.

"You three are the best at building fun, big parks!"

Lin Shen's small face was filled with undeniable affirmation.

"So, you're in charge of renovating those roads in the underworld!"

"The River of Forgetfulness, the Bridge of Helplessness, and that... the Three-Life Stone where you can see so many scenes!"

"It needs to be built beautifully, fun, and visually appealing!"

Furnish?

Build a park?

The three progenitors collectively crashed.

They envisioned countless possibilities, such as guarding the eighteen levels of hell or acting as gatekeepers of the cycle of reincarnation—in short, all arduous tasks of atonement.

To my utter surprise, the task assigned to me was... building an amusement park?

Has this art style gone completely Chaos?

Before they could even get their thoughts in order, Lin Shen was already enthusiastically beginning to explain his design philosophy as the "Chief Product Manager."

"First, there's the River of Forgetfulness!"

Lin Shen pointed to the river that flowed out of nothingness, its water as black as ink, filled with the unconscious wails and despair of the dead—a long, dark river of the underworld.

"This river is dark and murky, it's not fun at all!"

"We need to change it to... 'Rapids Ride'!"

He gestured wildly, his eyes shining.

"The goal is to let those gray-haired children ride in little boats, rushing back and forth on the river! On both sides of the river, we'll hang lots and lots of moving pictures, showing them all the good and bad things they've done in the past!"

"It needs to be exciting! It needs to be fun! It needs to make them scream and forget all their troubles at the same time!"

Rapids Ride?

It even has a 3D surround sound biographical recap?!

The Ancestral Dragon's eyes instantly widened into two bronze bells!

An unprecedented, crazy idea, brimming with endless commercial potential, exploded in his mind!

"Brilliant!"

He slapped the dragon's claw, unable to contain his excitement, and roared out on the spot.

"Young friend, your plan is simply a stroke of genius! My Dragon Clan, who govern all waters, is born to do this! I guarantee that we will transform this River of Forgetfulness Chaos the number one 'Immersive Life Review Experience Waterway' in Chaos!"

"I'm also going to set up different paid levels inside! For example, 'Childhood Memory Vortex,' 'Sweet Harbor of First Love,' and 'Midlife Crisis Waterfall'! I'm also going to create a VIP fast track! I'll ensure that every soul who experiences it will linger and want to come back, maximizing user stickiness!"

As the Ancestral Dragon spoke, he became more and more excited, spittle flying everywhere, as if he could already see the future. The spectacular scene of countless souls frantically giving the Dragon Clan likes and merits so that they could get more chances to "Rapids Ride" was a testament to his power.

"And then, there's the Bridge of Helplessness!"

Lin Shen then pointed to the stone bridge that spanned the River of Oblivion, built of countless bones and resentments, where every step seemed to plunge one into an abyss.

"This bridge is so ugly! You'd definitely fall if you walked on it!"

"We want to change it to the colors of the rainbow! Sparkling and bright! And there should be lots and lots of singing little birds on the bridge!"

"Walking on it feels like flying in the sky!"

"Aunt Phoenix, you're the best at transforming into a firebird, this is for you!"

Upon hearing this, Yuanfeng's noble and beautiful phoenix eyes instantly flashed with two dazzling beams of light.

Rainbow Bridge? Singing Bird?

Isn't this a brand image project tailor-made for her Phoenix Clan?!

"Don't worry, young friend!"

Yuanfeng's voice was clear, high-pitched, and full of an artist's confidence.

"I will not only build a rainbow bridge, but I will also cover it with the 'Seven-Colored Divine Feathers' shed during the Phoenix Clan's rebirth! Anyone who steps onto this bridge will be cleansed of all worldly dust and purified of all karmic burdens! This is the unique brand empowerment of our Phoenix Clan!"

"I also want to have the most beautiful singing birds of my Phoenix Clan, the lark, form a 'Celestial Choir' to sing the 'Song of New Life' on the bridge day and night! I'll turn this place into the number one internet-famous photo spot in the Primordial World! So that every soul that crosses this bridge will be filled with hope and longing for the afterlife!"

She wants to upgrade this Bridge of Helplessness from an end leading to despair into a super entrance to new life!

"Finally! It's that Three-Life Stone!"

Lin Shen pointed to the huge rock standing at the bridgehead, its surface as smooth as a mirror, yet exuding a cold, fatalistic aura.

"This rock is so bare and boring!"

"We need to turn it into... a big toy!"

He turned his pleading gaze to the last Primordial Kirin.

The Primordial Kirin smiled innocently, instantly understanding.

"Young friend, do you mean to make this stone... interactive?"

"Yes! Interactive!" Lin Shen nodded vigorously.

"We want every little gray-haired child to be able to draw on it! To draw what they want to be in their next life!"

"If you want to become a big tiger, draw a big tiger!"

"If you want to become a little butterfly, draw a little butterfly!"

"The more lifelike the drawing, the more likely you are to become that person in your next life!"

This proposal was made.

Even Fuxi, who was silently deducing the secrets of heaven, trembled and almost crushed his Bagua compass.

Good heavens!

Isn't this just the Pro Max ultimate version of his "Destiny Interaction Animation"?

It went straight from "drawing for fun" to "creating whatever you draw"?!

The Primordial Kirin was so excited that its entire scales trembled.

He understood!

His path is not about suppressing the earth, nor is it about delivering packages!

Rather... it is the supreme authority over "wishes" and "the future"! It is life planning!

"Young friend! I understand!"

The voice of the Primordial Kirin was filled with the ecstatic joy of a profound realization.

"I will not only have them paint, but I will also infuse this Three-Life Stone with the Auspicious Energy of my Kirin Clan! To form a 'Wish Power Amplification Field'!"

"Those who harbor Good Thought and draw down their beautiful wishes will receive the powerful blessing of our clan's auspicious energy, greatly increasing the chances of their wishes coming true!"

"I also want to open a 'Qilin Future Planning VIP Consulting Center' next to the Three-Life Stone! To provide one-on-one, high-end, customized 'Reincarnation Path planning' services for those lost souls!"

That concludes the discussion.

The renovation plans for the three core attractions of the underworld— the River of Forgetfulness, the Bridge of Helplessness, and the Three-Life Stone —have been finalized.

Under the personal planning of Lin Shen, the "Chief Experience Officer".

A grand blueprint for a revolutionary "Reincarnation Theme Park"—combining immersive Rapids Ride, a popular rainbow bridge for social media check-ins, and a "DIY future life" experience—is about to unfold!

The three ancient overlords looked at the "construction site" before them, a place brimming with boundless business opportunities and immense merit.

A flame ignited in their eyes.

That was not the burning ambition to dominate the world during the Dragon-Phoenix Calamity.

Rather... it's the spark of entrepreneurship!