You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 222

Empress Nuwa's New Toy! The Primordial World's First ID Card!

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The birth of the "Three Realms Credit System" was like a silent tsunami sweeping through the underworld, completely washing away the old order and logic.

The first sacrifice, A Huo, had his fate recorded in a video series, which was played on a loop on all the light screens in the underworld, becoming the most direct "warning and educational film".

In the video, he walks dejectedly along the Bridge of Helplessness commercial street.

He wanted to buy a ticket for the Dragon Clan's "Shunfeng Waterway," but the Shrimp Soldier selling tickets didn't even bother to speak. He simply raised his eyelids and pointed with his chin to his huge blacklisted image on the screen next to him.

He wanted to go to Yuanfeng's newly opened SPA center, but the phoenix guard at the entrance flapped its wings, creating a fragrant breeze that sent him flying.

The most devastating moment for him was when he arrived at the "Qiankun Store" Roasted Sweet Potato stall, clutching a handful of Lin Shen Coin.

The stall owner told him that due to his low credit score, he was limited to one purchase per day and only accepted cash.

The ghosts around him cast undisguised glances at him, pointing and whispering.

That look in their eyes was more agonizing than the Eighteen Levels of Hell Mountain of Knives and Sea of Fire of hell.

"Look, it's him! The number one deadbeat in the underworld!"

"Tsk, how pitiful. I heard you can't even buy a lollipop now."

This pervasive isolation, this despair of being abandoned by the entire civilization, is far more terrifying than any physical punishment.

Its deterrent power spread at the speed of light Metaverse and the entire underworld.

Those ghosts and players who had originally planned to take advantage of the situation and renege on their debts were terrified.

Long queues formed again outside the "Western Paradise Bank".

The queues were even more massive than when the store opened.

This time, however, they weren't there to borrow money.

They've come to pay back the money!

"Sage lord! I was wrong! I'll never do it again! Here's last month's interest, please give me a little!"

"Master! Please, have mercy and remove me from the watch list! I swear I will repay on time from now on!"

Jieyin and Zhunti watched the funds flowing back into their bank accounts, the unchanging look of bitterness on their faces was finally replaced by a deep-seated capitalist's satisfaction.

However, new problems soon arose.

That day, Nuwa was leisurely sculpting various small animals of light and shadow in her "Cute Sage Hall," teasing Lin Shen.

Suddenly, a joint letter from the "Western Paradise Bank" was sent directly into her mind.

In the letter, Zhunti, in his signature sobbing voice, tearfully denounced the enormous problems the bank was facing in its operations.

Identity verification.

"Your Majesty! You have no idea!"

"Many of these swindlers have become too clever. They use one name when applying for a loan, but once they're blacklisted, they change their name immediately. How are we supposed to find out?"

"And those players from the Metaverse, today they're called 'Sword Sweeping the Eight Desolations,' tomorrow they change it to 'Cute Little Bunny,' the Credit System can't match them at all!"

"Your Majesty! If this continues, our Credit System will be ruined!"

Nuwa reading the letter filled with grievances, Nuwa's brows furrowed slightly.

Zhunti said is indeed a problem.

In a society without unique identifiers, any credit system is like a tower built on sand.

The underworld needs a system.

A system that can uniquely bind each soul's "true name" to all its actions in the underworld and the Metaverse.

An ID card system.

Nuwa's gaze unconsciously fell on the humans outside the palace, the humans she had created, who were now thriving in the Metaverse.

Each one is unique.

Deep within every soul lies a wisp of her Origin of Creation.

An idea gradually became clear in her mind.

"Lin Shen, your sister has thought of a new toy, do you want to make it together?"

Nuwa put down the clay figure in her hand and softly called out to Lin Shen, who was chasing the butterfly of light and shadow.

"A new toy?"

Lin Shen immediately stopped and ran to Nuwa's side, his big eyes full of curiosity.

Nuwa extended her jade finger and gently touched the air.

A drop of crystal-clear, seemingly life-pulsating Divine Creation Water floated on her fingertip.

"Look, every little person, every ghost, has a unique 'little drop of water' in their soul, right?"

Lin Shen nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

"Then let's make a small tag for each of them, so that we can put this 'little water droplet' inside, making it sparkly, okay?" Nuwa coaxed patiently.

"From now on, they'll have to carry this little tag with them wherever they go."

"I need it to buy things, I need it to travel by boat, and I need it even more to borrow money from the bank!"

"That way, no matter how many names they change, we'll know who they are just by looking at their little sign!"

Lin Shen's eyes lit up instantly!

That's great!

This is fantastic!

He remembered that back in Kunlun Mountain, his Brother Duobao had hung a small wooden tag with his name on it on each of his treasures so that they could be easily distinguished.

"Yes! We need to put up a sign!"

Lin Shen clapped his hands excitedly, feeling that he had discovered another earth-shattering secret.

"And! The sign can't be made of wood, it's too ugly!"

He pointed to the drop of divine water at Nuwa's fingertip, and then thought of the glittering jade Jade Ruyi of the Yuanshi Tianzun.

"It has to be made of transparent, sparkling stone! And you have to be able to see the tiny water droplet swimming inside!"

"And we'll carve their most beautiful portraits on them!"

"That's it! That's it!" Lin Shen suddenly realized the most crucial point and excitedly added, "This little sign also needs to be able to sing!"

"It's like my sandbox! I can store so many great songs!"

"That way, they can take it out and listen to music when they're bored in line!"

This whimsical "product request" delighted even Nuwa's Sage's Heart.

Her original idea was simply an Identity Jade Slip.

With Lin Shen's "magical modification," this thing has been transformed from a functional document into a multi-functional artifact that integrates "identity authentication," "soul binding," "portrait display," and... "portable music player"!

"Alright, I'll do whatever Shen'er."

Nuwa smiled and agreed without further hesitation.

She immediately used the supreme Creation Great Dao as a guide to extend a "crowdfunding" invitation to the Three Realms!

"I wish to establish a foundation for identity for all beings in the underworld, and create a unique credential!"

"It requires the 'Three Realms Spirit Jade' as its body and the 'True Spirits of All Beings' as its guide!"

"I implore my fellow Daoists to lend me a hand!"

As soon as the sacred words were spoken, Yuanshi Tianzun was the first to respond within the Jade Void Yuxu Palace of Kunlun Mountain.

Without even glancing at it, he broke off a large piece from the "Chaos Jade Marrow" that suppressed the fortune of the Yuxu Palace and threw it into the Underworld across the endless void!

Immediately afterwards, a "Ten Thousand Year Dragon Crystal" burst forth from the water at the Eye of the East Sea!

Deep within the Undying Volcano, the "Parasol Tear Tree," formed from the Phoenix Perching Parasol Tree Heartwood, transformed into a stream of light and flew towards us!

Kirin Cliff, the Qilin Clan personally unearthed a "Auspicious Treasure Jade" from his ancestral land that could foreshadow the future!

In an instant, all treasures came to pay homage, and divine light illuminated the netherworld!

Countless top-tier divine materials from Primordial World primordial world were melted and reshaped in Nuwa's Creation Divine Furnace!

Ultimately, due to Lin Shen's strong insistence that "it must be sparkly and can play music,"

Each piece is crystal clear, containing a unique soul imprint sealed within, and its surface even features a customizable "light and shadow area" for an avatar... The "First Generation Primordial Smart ID Card" has officially been released!

When the first ID card was handed to a ghost, the ghost curiously infused it with a wisp of divine thought.

The next moment, a crisp, melodious, and highly penetrating melody resounded throughout the entire venue.

"You are my Little Apple, I can never love you enough..."

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