You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 234

A Great Infrastructure Boom for All! The Honghuang Version of Transformers Is Born!

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Gongshu Ban's shouts were not merely an emotional outburst.

He was a solitary craftsman who, after traversing countless eons of solitude, finally heard the echo of his kind in the vast universe!

"A kindred spirit!"

His divine body, composed of billions of intricate parts, emitted a series of groans and cracks from the extreme excitement, as it could not bear the weight of the strain.

A few insignificant screws even broke off from the gap in his shoulder blades, making a crisp popping sound in the quiet underworld palace, but he paid no attention to them.

He took a step forward.

His body suddenly disintegrated, transforming into a torrent of flying metal, and then instantly reformed outside the Order Divine Court in a way that defied the laws of time and space!

His eyes were fixed on the light screen of the Metaverse, on the "spider building" that was just beginning to take its first steps.

That look in his eyes was even more intense than a gambler seeing Chaos treasure!

"Not enough!"

"Far from exquisite enough!"

"Structural redundancy! Energy transfer efficiency less than 30%! Incredibly rigid operational patterns!"

Gongshu Ban acted like the most demanding and critical examiner, pointing at the light screen and uttering a series of terms that ordinary people could not understand.

He couldn't take it anymore.

He could not tolerate such a rough and clumsy "half-finished product" that tarnished the great art of "Mechanical Creation".

He has to get involved himself!

"Reporting to the Dao Ancestor! Reporting to all the Sage!"

Gongshu Ban suddenly turned around, facing the depths of the Divine Court, and with his metallic, trembling voice, he made his first and most solemn volunteering in his life.

"This humble Daoist priest, though unworthy, has some understanding of the art of Mechanical Puppet!"

"I wish to enter the Metaverse and establish a 'Luban Academy'!"

"Free! I will impart all my knowledge to all humans! From the most basic meshing of gears to complex energy matrices, and finally to the ultimate secret—'morphic Form Transformation '!"

He paused, and a blazing light, a kind of "artisan romance," burst forth in his eyes.

"I guarantee it won't take more than ten years!"

"What runs across this Metaverse will no longer be these ugly spiders climbing buildings!"

"But... it can fly through the air and disappear underground, it can transform and combine, and it can evaporate mountains with a single shot..."

" --Transformers!"

Transformers!

These four words, containing the ultimate Magic Power of metal, power, and fantasy, were precisely bombarded into the minds of every living being in the Metaverse through the light screen!

The humans, who were just cheering for the "walking houses," were instantly overwhelmed by a grander and more violent image.

Your own home is no longer just a mobile dwelling.

At a single command, it can transform into a roaring metal dragon, soaring through the heavens!

When hunting ferocious beasts, it can reassemble into a lightning-fast war chariot, crushing the earth!

It can even stand tall and transform into a towering, hundred-foot-tall divine weapon when gods and demons attack, wielding a lightsaber and a positron cannon to defend the tribe's honor!

This is no longer a building!

This is clearly the ultimate dream engraved in the genes of all male creatures!

[World Announcement: Legendary craftsman 'Gongshu Ban' will open the 'Luban Academy' in the central city, offering free instruction in top-tier Art of Mechanisms!]

The academy's first batch of students will be one thousand. The entrance exam will consist of 'assembling a wooden wheel by hand that can roll down a hill on its own'!

One stone stirs up a thousand waves.

No, this is like detonating a nuclear bomb on a calm lake!

The entire newbie continent has gone completely mad!

One second the player was obsessed with music, the next he was carrying an axe and charging into the forest, his eyes burning with a thirst for knowledge.

"Don't stop me! Laozi 'm going to learn how to pilot a Gundam!"

"A concert ticket to the God of Sound? What kind of garbage is that? Can I exchange it for a spot at the 'Luban Academy'? I'll pay more!"

"As it turns out, architecture is the answer! It's the eternal god!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu frowned as he watched the stock price of "Jie Tian Entertainment" plummet, but when he saw the fervent scene on the screen of everyone studying engineering and vying to become engineers, he couldn't help but grin.

He discovered that this seemed much more exciting than holding a concert!

Gongshu Ban's "Luban Academy" is like a nuclear fusion engine running at full power, injecting the most violent core driving force into the "Great Infrastructure Construction Era" for humankind.

The style of the Metaverse completely went astray from that point on.

On the great river, the simple wooden rafts have long been obsolete.

One after another, towering ships with metal keels and massive wooden hulls, huge mechanical paddles extending from both sides of the hull, and Turbocharger Injector driven by the Divine Fire Core at the stern, stirred up towering waves on the water, openly competing with the Dragon Clan's fast ships for shipping business.

Ancestral Dragon was both angry and amused. In the end, he simply made a big move and invested directly in the largest shipyard, becoming the major shareholder behind the scenes.

On land, a mechanical frenzy, resembling a "parade of a hundred demons," was unfolding.

One player built a "centipede RV" supported by twelve pairs of mechanical legs, which moves through the mountains as if it were flat ground.

One player had the wild idea of equipping his stone castle with a pair of giant metal bat wings. Although he crashed headfirst into a deep valley on his first attempt and was smashed to pieces, his courage to soar into the sky ignited the flying dreams of many more people.

The most outrageous one was a giant tribe.

They gathered the strength of their entire clan and, using a towering mountain as the main body, painstakingly created a giant stone man, hundreds of feet tall, requiring hundreds of people to operate it simultaneously!

It moves slowly, and every step it takes triggers a violent earthquake, consuming astronomical amounts of energy.

But when it successfully threw its first punch, blasting a thousand-meter-high hill opposite into dust with a single blow.

All the players who witnessed this scene let out a trembling roar that came from the depths of their souls.

This is the romance of men from the Primordial World!

The Underworld, the Order Divine Court.

Lin Shen was lying in front of a huge sand table, enjoying the "robot war" in the Metaverse with great interest.

He saw a "mantis RV" and a "rhinoceros tank" fighting fiercely over a parking space, with countless parts and stones flying everywhere.

He felt this was much more exciting than watching live concert broadcasts!

"Second Master! Second Master!"

Suddenly, Lin Shen thought of something, turned around sharply, and shouted at Yuanshi Tianzun, who was resting with his eyes closed and whose body was surrounded by endless Order Divine Chains.

"You're the best at building houses! You go build one too! The biggest, biggest, biggest robot ever!"

"It's a hundred times bigger than that stone man!"

"We need tons and tons of cannons! The kind that, when they fire, blast a hole in the sky!"

"And it also needs to be able to turn into the biggest, biggest, biggest sword ever!"

The Yuanshi Tianzun slowly opened his eyes.

His Sage eyes reflected the rough, chaotic, yet vibrant mechanical creations of the Metaverse.

An impulse that had been dormant for countless eons quietly sprouted in his calm and unwavering Dao Heart.

That's called "itchy hands".

More accurately, it is the first "obsessive-compulsive disorder about order" and "perfectionist fastidiousness" in the Primordial World.

He simply couldn't tolerate these extremely "ugly" lumps of iron polluting his vision.

He felt it necessary to personally intervene.

He wanted to show these newly enlightened mortals what true "mechanical aesthetics" really meant.

A Sage, ultimate, perfect... Aesthetics of Violence!

"Good."

The Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable was extremely sparing with his words.

He took a step forward, and his figure disappeared into the divine court.

The next moment, in the central continent of the Metaverse, above a vast and boundless plain.

The sky was split open, revealing a massive rift that stretched across the heavens and the earth.

A colossal divine hand, formed from the purest Jade Purity Immortal Light, slowly descended from the crack.

That hand was so large that it could cover the entire plain.

In its palm rests a super creation constructed from countless fragments of Innate Spiritual Treasure, the liquid flow of Chaos Divine Gold, and the runes of the Order Divine Chains...

Its form is beyond description in ordinary language.

It boasts the smoothest lines, the most perfect golden ratio, and the most intricate structure.

It is both a divine palace suspended in the sky and a colossal celestial beast lying dormant, ready to pounce.

When the will of the Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable descends.

"Buzz--!"

That colossal creation has begun its transformation!

Billions of modules unfold, flip, recombine, and assemble silently!

Accompanied by the thunderous roar of laws that made the entire Metaverse tremble, a colossal divine weapon, towering to the heavens and earth, standing ten thousand feet tall, with Jade Purity Immortal Light flowing around it and twelve pairs of wings of light slowly unfolding behind it, stood between heaven and earth!

In its hand, it held a creation sword, also formed from the laws of order, with a blade sharp enough to cleave galaxies!

In the Primordial World era, the Evangelion Unit-01 -01 was born!

All the Mechanist who were engrossed in their work, hammering and tinkering, stopped what they were doing at that moment.

They raised their heads, gazing up in awe at the perfect creation that stood between heaven and earth.

A light called "faith" exploded in their eyes!

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