You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 244

Tough Guy Tear Experience Zone! The Entire Primordial World Lined Up to Be Abused!

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The top-tier warrior with the ID "Axe King Is Here" cried for a full hour at the entrance of the "Inner Demon Trial Zone".

He cried his heart out, tears streaming down his face.

The grief he felt was nothing like the loss of a bunch of virtual data; it was more like his Daoist partner being taken away and running off with someone else right in front of him.

This scene was recorded by countless players using their Identity Jade Slip, edited into various absurd videos, and spread at lightning speed throughout the entire Metaverse forums and "Shadow Friends Circle".

The video titles are getting increasingly offensive.

[Shocking! Axe King breaks down in public, the reason behind it is heartwarming (just kidding)...]

[First kill in the Inner Demon Trial Zone! Top warrior's Dao Heart shattered - HD gameplay!]

Want to see a tough guy cry? The Underworld Theme Park, with its professional team, brings you the perfect experience!

The entire Metaverse was instantly detonated.

"Is this for real? That brute Axe King, he was beaten to the ground by the three-headed Chaos Demon Ape last time and didn't even flinch. He's crying like this over a piece of junk?"

"What kind of den of dragons and tigers is this 'Inner Demon Trial Zone'? Why is it so sinister?"

"Why am I suddenly a little excited? I really want to go in and see what could possibly make Axe King cry."

Human curiosity, especially that of gamers, is enough to drive them to do anything reckless.

When this reckless behavior is labeled as a "game for the brave," no one can resist it.

The Axe King's tears, far from deterring the crowd, actually became a golden brand.

The second, the third... hundreds and thousands of players who considered themselves incredibly brave and steadfast in their Dao Heart, driven by a sense of curiosity to "see just how terrifying it is," rushed one after another into that black vortex.

Then, they were "spit out" in all sorts of unimaginable poses.

A female player, who called herself the "Primordial World's Number One Rich Woman," walked in arrogantly, her entire outfit made of premium gear gleaming.

When she reappeared, her top-tier fashion "Starlight Gauze Skirt" was intact, but she had gone mad, screaming and tearing at her dress.

"It's fake! It's all fake! My limited edition skin is actually a counterfeit that costs 9.9 yuan with free shipping on Pinduoduo!!"

The first thing she did after breaking free of the vortex was to storm Xuanming's "Shadowy Neon Robes" workshop and demand that Xuanming produce the "genuine anti-counterfeiting immortal seal" for all the fashion items on the spot.

Immediately afterwards, a Genius Mechanist from the Luban Academy, driving his own handcrafted "Overlord Tiger" Transformers, charged in with great fanfare.

When he came out, he clung tightly to one of the Overlord Tiger's mechanical legs, crying like a 300-pound child.

"My Gundam... my Gundam is leaking oil! It... it has prostatitis! Waaaaah..."

While crying, he took out a wrench and engine oil, attempting to give his beloved machine a sorrowful "prostate maintenance procedure."

From a fervent idol fan to an arrogant array master, and then to an invincible demon clan leader...

Without exception, they all experienced the ups and downs of life within it.

The "Inner Demon Trial Zone" has been affectionately nicknamed by players as the "Tough Guy Tear Experience Zone" and the "Faith Collapse Site".

It doesn't hurt you in the slightest, but it always manages to precisely pierce the most cherished and tender spot in your heart, and then tear it to shreds in the most realistic and cruel way right in front of you.

The illusion designed by the Yin-Yang Ancestor is so realistic it's outrageous.

You rationally know it's fake, but emotionally you're heartbroken.

This kind of "spiritual trauma" that strikes straight to the soul is far more unforgettable than any physical injury.

The players finally got scared.

For the first time, they experienced firsthand that "death" is not simply about emptying one's health bar.

It also means "loss".

You've lost your most cherished divine weapon, your most prized cultivation level, your most admired idol, and your most beloved spirit pet...

This kind of fear cannot be dispelled by entertainment.

It was like a cold needle, piercing through all the false prosperity and numbness, reminding players of the weight of the word "cherish".

However, something even more bizarre happened.

The queue at the entrance of the "Inner Demon Trial Zone" not only didn't decrease, but it was actually longer than any other attraction in the Underworld! It was so long that it extended all the way into the Reincarnation Tunnel!

All living beings in the entire Three Realms of the Primordial World seemed to have contracted a strange disease: they felt uncomfortable unless they were tortured.

Countless immortals, gods, demons, and monsters have spent exorbitant sums of money through various channels to purchase "experience qualifications," just to enter and be "created" once.

They discovered that after this extreme mental anguish came an unprecedented sense of liberation and clarity.

Many powerful beings who had been stuck at their bottlenecks for years miraculously broke through their inner demons and achieved breakthroughs in their cultivation after experiencing the "shattering of their Dao Heart"!

The "Inner Demon Trial Zone" has been transformed into the most advanced "Dao Heart Sanatorium" in the Primordial World!

Even the Hongjun Daozu in the Zixiao Palace twitched at this result.

He looked at the long lines of creatures on the screen, each one full of anticipation, ready to go in and "get tortured," and could only shake his head helplessly in the end.

This generation of Primordial World creatures is getting harder and harder to manage.

The unexpected popularity of the "Inner Demon Trial Zone" has also rapidly spawned a brand new industry chain.

With keen senses, the Old Ancestor Kunpeng immediately established the "Underworld Travel Company" and launched the "Trial of Inner Demons - Full-Service Escort" Supreme VIP package.

The package includes a comprehensive service:

First, "psychological preparation" before the trial: one-on-one therapy with a "spiritual mentor" specially appointed by the Western Teachings to help you prepare in advance for being "created and taken flight".

Second, after the trial, "trauma repair" will be provided by the Ancestor Hong Yun, who will personally oversee the process and offer you the softest and most comfortable "hug therapy" on his warm Cloud Mist Sofa to soothe your wounded soul.

Third, we offer a full-process "breakdown record" and "socially awkward emoji" customization service, which will create a high-definition commemorative jade tablet to capture your most desperate and embarrassing moments for you to savor later.

This outrageously expensive meal deal was snapped up immediately upon its release.

Countless bigwigs have spared no expense in order to preserve a unique "dark history" while experiencing the "shattering of the Dao Heart".

The economy of the underworld has once again experienced a new boom in a twisted way that no one could have imagined.

Within the Order Divine Court.

Lin Shen was lying in front of the sand table, watching with great interest the bizarre scene on the screen where the players were being tortured to the point of crying and screaming, and then emerging with smug, clear-headed faces. He clapped his hands with amusement.

He felt that this project, which he had spurred with "a single sentence," was simply the most fun game in the entire underworld, bar none.

Just then, a tall and imposing figure, exuding an aura as heavy as a mountain, strode in.

It is the Door Gods Cangwu.

For the first time ever, a look of embarrassment and trouble appeared on his eternally unchanging, stone-carved face.

Cangwu walked up to Lin Shen, looked at this Little Ancestor who always came up with ingenious solutions, hesitated for a long time before slowly speaking in a deep, mountain-crushing voice.

"Junior Brother."

"My Ghost Gate Pass... it seems... no one has survived."

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