You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 246

Triathlon Challenge! The Champion's Prize Is the Little Ancestor's Lollipop!

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"The man who ran through the underworld!"

The voice of the Old Ancestor Kunpeng seemed to contain some kind of primal and wild Magic Power, precisely projected into every corner of the Metaverse through divine thought.

These seven words, like a Chaos Divine Thunder, exploded on the public channel.

Zhurong's "Extreme Physical Training Camp" instantly became a hot topic.

A burly man from the Witch Clan, whose muscles were as bulging as mountains, had just completed three thousand "Zhurong Divine Fire Squat". He threw off the hundred-ton volcanic rock he was carrying on his shoulder, glared at his brothers who were panting heavily beside him with his bloodshot eyes, and let out a deafening roar.

"Brothers! The moment has arrived to prove that muscles are the only true measure of strength!"

"What Art of Mechanisms! What fancy magical artifacts! Before absolute power and endurance, they're all paper tigers!"

"Our gym must win this championship!"

Almost simultaneously, inside the top workshop of the Luban Academy.

A Genius Mechanist is carefully testing his latest invention, the "Anti-gravity Mechanical Shuttle Legs".

The moment the competition announcement popped up, the light in his eyes was even more dazzling than the Psionic Energy sparks being welded in front of him.

"Isn't this the stage tailor-made for our Art of Mechanisms?"

He immediately posted a scathing critique on the academy's internal forum with a fiery title. "A Letter to All Fellow Tech-Savages: Crush Those Muscle Barbarians with Gears and Psionic Energy!"

"My 'Repulsion Tracks' can flatten mountains of knives! My 'Six-Winged Propeller Array' is enough to cross Blood River! As for the final sprint? My 'Three-Stage Liquid Nitrogen Overclocking' has never lost!"

"This championship will be the highest honor for our technical style!"

Even in the "Shadowy Neon Robes" workshop, the female players who were fighting tooth and nail for a limited-edition tulle dress just a moment ago have now put down their eyebrow pencils.

A female sword cultivator, dressed in gothic-style dark armor and possessing a cool and aloof demeanor, flicked her index finger, and the longsword on her back emitted a clear and melodious sword sound.

She parted her lips slightly, a hint of amusement in her eyes.

Who says women are inferior to men?

"The 'Void Shadow' suit, personally designed by Teacher Xuanming, comes with three short-range blinks. In long-distance raids across complex terrain like this, it's practically cheating."

"That 'Seven-Colored Glaze Supreme Lollipop'... the color seems to match my new lipstick shade perfectly."

A match that has not yet begun has already ignited the flames of war throughout the entire Metaverse.

Power-based, technology-based, agility-based... top masters from all these schools regard this competition as the ultimate battlefield to prove their cultivation "path".

The mastermind behind all this, the Old Ancestor Kunpeng, was standing in the Order Divine Court, passionately explaining his seemingly perfect business plan to Hongjun and the Three Pure Ones.

With a wave of his hand, a light screen unfolded out of thin air, displaying a clearly organized competition plan.

"First, the tickets!"

"This competition has three types: 'Entry Tickets,' each costing ten Lin Shen Coin. No deception, just buy one and you're eligible to participate and give it your all for your dream!"

"Spectator tickets cost one Lin Shen Coin each. I will set up 9,999 'Myriad Stars Camera' along the racecourse to guarantee a God's-eye view and unobstructed live broadcast! This income will be enormous!"

As Kunpeng finished speaking, his gloomy old face broke into a wide grin, revealing the cunning characteristic of a shrewd businessman.

"Finally, and most importantly—the 'Heavenly Secrets Betting Ticket'!"

"We will be joining forces with the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming and the Western Teachings to launch the 'Champion Prediction' event!"

"Players can place bets on their favorite players! We'll handle the odds and adjust them in real time! For example, the muscular hunks from Zhurong Gym have odds of 1.5; the tech geeks from the Luban Academy have odds of... 2.0; and as for those flashy young ladies... we'll offer 1 to 20, just to encourage them!"

"This is the true profit-generating core of this competition! It's an unparalleled method that can drain the circulating funds of the Three Realms!"

These words made all the powerful figures present twitch their eyelids.

Good heavens!

He's even come up with such advanced betting techniques! Is his brain made of Chaos abacus beads?

Even Yuanshi Tianzun, who had always looked down on Kunpeng's opportunistic tricks, had to admit that this plan was commercially flawless.

It not only revitalized the Ghost Gate Pass but also created a brand-new profit model that integrates participation, spectating, and betting, truly turning lead into gold.

Hongjun Daozu remained expressionless and spoke concisely.

"Can."

One word: Decision made immediately.

Kunpeng was overjoyed and was about to express his gratitude when he was interrupted by the Dao Ancestor's next words.

"Only..."

The Dao Ancestor's gaze swept over everyone and landed on Lin Shen, who was hugging a panda and had no concept of "gambling," only caring about whether his lollipop was sweet enough. His voice was filled with undisguised doting affection.

"The champion's reward shouldn't be just a single piece of candy."

"That's too stingy."

As soon as Hongjun Daozu said this, everyone in the hall was on edge.

The Dao Ancestor is going to personally add more weight?!

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Hongjun Daozu pondered for a moment and slowly said:

"How about this?"

"The champion of this competition will receive, in addition to the 'Seven-Colored Glaze Supreme Lollipop' made by Shen'er herself..."

"I hereby, in my personal capacity, grant him the right to ask me a question."

"I will answer any question, as long as it does not involve the Origin of the Great Dao."

Boom--!!!

Upon hearing this, the entire Order Divine Court, and even the Three Realms of the Primordial World were spying through various supernatural powers, instantly fell into absolute silence!

At that moment, the whole world seemed to stand still!

The right to ask the Dao Ancestor a question!

The value of this reward transcends any magical treasure, any cultivation technique, and any scope that words can describe!

What does that mean?

This means that you will receive personal guidance from the supreme being of this universe on all the obstacles you encounter on your path of cultivation!

It means instant success! It means the ultimate shortcut to the great path!

If Lin Shen's lollipops are a fatal temptation for players...

Therefore, Hongjun Daozu's "qualification to ask questions" is the ultimate killing blow to all cultivators in the Primordial World, from the Primordial Chaos Sage to the transformed little demons!

I declare!

The Old Ancestor Kunpeng was the first to break free from the extreme shock. He almost exhausted all his magical power to transform this earth-shattering news into a golden decree that spanned the three realms and proclaimed it to the world!

The first-ever "Run Through the Underworld" extreme obstacle course challenge is now open for registration!

"The ultimate champion's reward— the Little Ancestor's candy! The Dao Ancestor's answer!"

"Gentlemen, your fate rests on your feet!"

At that moment, the entire Primordial World went completely mad.

Deep in the East China Sea, in a dragon palace that had been silent for hundreds of millions of years, the palace gates suddenly burst open, and an ancient dragon, which had been in seclusion for countless years and had always looked down on Lin Shen Coin, soared into the sky with its eyes bloodshot.

At the Kunlun Mountain Peak, an old Daoist Old Daoist, who had lived in seclusion for millennia and was no longer concerned with worldly affairs, crushed his whisk in his hand, staring intently at the golden decree, his whole body trembling.

In the Northern Darkness Sea, countless demon saints broke through their barriers and roared to the sky!

"Candy? No, I don't need it!"

"But the Dao Ancestor's problem... I am determined to obtain it!"

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