Playing for the Thrill! The Three Realms Livestream the Dragon King Flushing the Toilet!
The roar of Ancestral Dragon is the lament of a chairman who discovers during asset liquidation that his core assets have been turned into a hot pot restaurant, a cry of bankruptcy.
The sound exploded in the viscous Blood River, not splashing water, but unleashing a raging inferno.
"Get the Laozi out of here!"
A towering wave rose in response.
This is no longer ordinary river water, but carries the boundless rage of an Ancestral Dragon whose "private rare species breeding base" was destroyed!
The giant wave's target was the Crystal Bridge, a magnificent, ostentatious, and extremely irregular illegal structure built by several dragon Dragon Clan.
On Ao Jia's dragon face, which was etched with the words "I am noble, you are all mortals," the elegance and composure deep within his bloodline shattered more completely than a crystal bridge at this moment.
"Father... Father King?"
His voice was distorted by extreme shock, his huge dragon eyes were wide open, and his mind completely shut down.
That's not how the script was written!
His response was an even more violent surge of blood, and a crisp cracking sound that shattered the hearts of all Dragon Clan.
"Snap--!"
The crystal bridge shattered with a deafening crash.
The countless glittering fragments, against the dark sky of the Nine Netherworld, reflected the equally bewildered expressions on the faces of the Dragon Clan.
Immediately following was a series of "plop" sounds.
The voice was filled with the utter disarray and panic characteristic of royalty in distress.
The dragon Dragon Clan prodigies who were strolling leisurely on the bridge and pointing out the world just a second ago are now like dumplings in a pot, all of them falling into the pot without missing a single one.
In a pot of cold, viscous "mala tang" (a type of spicy hot pot), which also had a strong smell of blood.
"Help! There are water ghosts! So many water ghosts are tearing at the scales on my tail!"
"Don't be so cocky! That's my new 'Starry Sky Glass' manicure! A limited edition personally crafted by Teacher Xuanming!"
"Father! It's me, Jia'er! You should be more discerning when you're clearing out your inventory!"
Above the Blood River, chaos instantly erupted into a veritable Dragon Clan seafood porridge.
On the shore, the contestants who had just been so overwhelmed by the dragon's might burst into a thunderous roar of laughter after a brief moment of stunned silence.
"Hahaha! What am I seeing? A giant royal toilet flushing scene!"
"The Ancestral Dragon was truly impartial and incorruptible! He personally intervened to clear up illegal structures, demonstrating absolute ruthlessness!"
"Quick! Record the Identity Jade Slip in high definition! This is way more exciting than that damn inner demon trial! I've already thought of a title: <Shocking! To make his father smile, the Dragon Clan Prince actually performs a naked swim in the Blood River in public!>"
Countless Jade Disc flashed with light, faithfully recording this legendary scene worthy of being included in the "Unofficial History of the Primordial World Era".
Within the Order Divine Court.
The half-eaten He Shou Wu Lin Shen was holding in his mouth fell to the ground with a "thud".
He pointed at the golden loaches on the screen, thrashing wildly in the bloody water and being pulled like a tug-of-war rope by a group of pale water ghosts, and shouted indistinctly, "Wow! That old man is so fierce! He threw all his sons into the river to feed the fish!"
The Tongtian Jiaozhu watched with great delight, slapping his thigh and laughing so hard his beard trembled.
"Well done! Absolutely brilliant! That old mudfish finally did something manly! This is how you teach those arrogant little bastards who think they're above the law just because they were born into a good family!"
Although Yuanshi Tianzun remained silent, watching the ornate crystal bridge shatter with a single slap, his Dao Heart, which pursued practicality and absolute order, still felt an indescribable sense of relief.
Only Hongjun Daozu, looking at the instigator of all this, his own fearless and precious grand-disciple (although he was not present), had a complicated expression and finally let out a long sigh.
He began to seriously doubt whether putting this Little Ancestor into this world was a blessing or a catastrophe for the Three Realms.
On the track, Ancestral Dragon's KPI assessment is clearly not over yet.
His mountain-like dragon head slowly rose from the whirlpool of the Blood River, his icy gaze sweeping across the river's surface before finally locking onto the "Stone Pot Battleship" that was still bubbling and steaming, emitting an enticing aroma of meat.
"And you too!"
Ancestral Dragon's voice was devoid of warmth, filled only with the fury of budget overruns and project failures.
"Who approved this project?! Opening a restaurant in Laozi core asset area?!"
Inside the stone pot, Xing Tian and the group of strong Witch Clan's laughter abruptly stopped.
They looked into the eyes of the Ancestral Dragon, which were larger than their own stone pots, and saw the All-Heavenly Divine Fire still burning at the bottom of the pot, as well as a pot of the Dragon King's "private property" being simmered.
A premonition of impending doom crept into the hearts of every burly man of the Witch Clan.
"Um... Boss Long, let's talk this out." Xing Tian rubbed his hands together, forcing a smile that looked more like a grimace, trying to smooth things over. "We're just doing this in response to environmental protection and waste utilization. You see how lifeless your river is? We're just heating it up to liven things up and promote the internal circulation of the ecosystem."
I'll curse your ancestors!
The Ancestral Dragon went completely berserk. With a roar, a hundred-foot-high raging wave rose from the Blood River and crashed towards the Stone Pot Battleship!
"Hold on tight!" Xing Tian roared.
All the strong Witch Clan had their feet firmly planted on the bottom of the pot, their domineering and savage blood energy soaring into the sky, transforming into a thick, mountain-like blood-red light shield.
"Boom--!"
A giant wave crashed down!
The Stone Pot Battleship rocked wildly in the raging waves, and the soup inside splashed several meters high.
But the unreasonable physical bodies and vital energy of the Witch Clan made this broken pot as stable as a rock, allowing it to continue charging forward against the giant waves!
"You've got something!" A hint of surprise flashed in Ancestral Dragon, but it was quickly swallowed up by even greater rage.
The list of asset losses raced through his mind!
He opened his enormous mouth, but this time it wasn't water that spewed out.
Instead, they were jet-black "resentment water cannons," formed from the resentment of the Blood River over millions of years, containing terrifying corrosive power!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The water cannons bombarded the blood-red light shield relentlessly, causing it to flicker wildly and appear on the verge of collapse.
"Damn it! This old mudskipper is serious!" Xing Tian roared. He could feel the stone pot beneath his feet groaning, and fine cracks had appeared on its surface.
"Brothers! Let's fight him! Use Laozi drop of energy from yesterday's drinks!"
The group of strong Witch Clan men roared in unison, their Pangu's Blood Essence ignited, and an even more powerful and vast blood energy surged into the protective shield without reservation, actually withstanding the storm-like attack.
On the Blood River, a fierce confrontation between "illegal operation" and "violent clearing" officially began.
However, just as everyone's attention was drawn to this epic "Dragon Witch Hot Pot Battle"...
A figure in a deep purple hue had silently stepped onto the land on the opposite bank.
It is Ling.
She turned around, glanced indifferently at the chaotic battlefield behind her, her cold face showing no emotion whatsoever.
For her, this was merely a noisy yet boring interlude on the road to the finish line.
Without pausing, she transformed into a wisp of smoke once more, disappearing silently into the darkness as everyone watched the farce unfold, speeding towards the final stop of the competition— the Six Paths of Reincarnation Tunnel.
The finish line is in sight.
For the first time, a cold and confident smile appeared on Ling's lips.