A Cute Baby's One Sentence! Kunlun Mountain Was Going to Open a School?
At the Kunlun Mountain Peak, on the sacred site.
The atmosphere became subtle.
Lin Shen, who was just excited about Uncle Fuxi's "Starry Sky Tour", is now faced with the tempting offers from his three Masters, such as "Chaos Fried Fish", "Protagonist Movie", and "Flying Candy Beans", and is now experiencing his first real dilemma of choice.
The little guy stood still, his chubby little hands twisting the hem of his clothes.
He looked at his Third Master, Tongtian, whose face was full of expectation.
Then he looked at his Second Master, Yuanshi, who was all serious but whose eyes seemed to say, "Choose me."
Then look at First Master Taiqing, who is smiling and holding a candy bottle.
Finally, his gaze swept over the gentle Sister Nuwa and the smiling Uncle Fuxi.
Suddenly, an idea flashed through his little head.
Lin Shen raised his head and looked at the five big shots who were gathered in a circle with his clear, large eyes.
She spoke in a childish, babyish voice.
"Master, Sister, Uncle..."
"Kunlun Mountain is so quiet. It's just a few of us playing here, it's not lively at all."
The little guy tilted his head, his eyes sparkling. "Could we... find more people to play with Lin Shen?"
"For example, taking on more apprentices?"
Upon hearing this statement...
The entire Kunlun Mountain Peak fell silent instantly.
The Tongtian Jiaozhu, reaching for the fishing net, froze in mid-air.
The Yuanshi Tianzun was only halfway through performing the incantation to activate the "cinema."
Taiqing Laozi paused in his act of handing out candy.
Nuwa's gentle smile froze on her lips.
Fuxi's carefully crafted "Good Uncle" expression immediately crumbled.
Take on more apprentices?
Play with him?
The five bigwigs were a little confused.
They've practically fought tooth and nail for Lin Shen's attention. They've been building amusement parks, setting up movie theaters, making candy beans, and even doing Starry Sky Tour.
And this little guy, with just one sentence, managed to bring them a whole bunch of "competitors"?
Is this because they think they haven't made enough of a fuss, and they're adding more races to the competition?
The temple fell into a deathly silence.
The only sound was the rustling of a few fallen leaves carried by the mountain wind.
The first to react was surprisingly the most hot-tempered of the Tongtian Jiaozhu.
He stood there stunned for a dozen breaths, then suddenly slapped his thigh, his eyes blazing with an unprecedented light!
"That's right! How come I didn't think of that!"
The Tongtian Jiaozhu picked up Lin Shen and gave him a big kiss on his chubby little face.
"My Beloved Disciple! You are truly a genius!"
He laughed heartily, his voice so loud it echoed throughout the Kunlun Mountain.
"Playing alone is no fun! It's definitely more exciting to play with a group!"
"Want some playmates? Master will find you some! We're not just going to take on apprentices, we'll find you all the fun people in the entire Primordial World!"
The Tongtian Jiaozhu instantly understood.
Their resources, no matter how many apprentices they take on, are ultimately limited. But if they take on more apprentices, that would be a different story!
At that time, he can teach one apprentice to dance with a sword, another to grill meat, and yet another to fly a flying boat.
Once the apprentices have learned, then let them form teams and take Lin Shen along!
This is called "ecological parenting"!
The perspective shifted instantly!
"That's right!" Yuanshi Tianzun also realized.
Although he has never liked crowds, feeling that too many people and too much chatter would hinder his quiet cultivation.
But when he thought that this was his precious disciple's first "voluntary request," how could he care about any seclusion?
The disciple's happiness is the highest path!
"Third Brother's words make sense!" Yuanshi Tianzun, unusually, did not refute, but instead added with a serious expression, "However, the matter of accepting disciples concerns the reputation of Kunlun Mountain, and cannot be taken lightly!"
He looked at Lin Shen and said in an extremely solemn tone, "Lin Shen's playmates must be the most outstanding in the entire Primordial World!"
"We must establish the most rigorous tests to select those who excel in character, background, and comprehension!"
"Only then can you be worthy of being my disciple from Kunlun Mountain, and only then can you be worthy of staying by Lin Shen's side!"
The Yuanshi Tianzun instantly elevated the matter of "finding playmates" to the strategic level of "selecting protectors for the chosen one of Heaven."
It satisfied the apprentice's needs while also showcasing the prestige of Kunlun Mountain.
Perfect!
"Good." Taiqing Laozi stroked his beard and nodded with a smile.
Taking on more apprentices will not only make Kunlun Mountain more lively, but also make the young apprentices happier.
It can also carry on the great path of Kunlun Mountain and expand its influence in the Primordial World.
Most importantly, with more people, there will be more ways to play with your apprentices in the future.
Then he can focus on refining pills and researching new flavors of candy.
This is called the "Sustainable Development Strategy for Raising Children".
"Little Lin Shen's idea is really good." Nuwa also walked over with a smile and gently patted Lin Shen's head.
"If there are more younger brothers and sisters, then I can make even more clay figures, and we can all play house together."
She naturally loved liveliness and energy, so she wholeheartedly agreed to the suggestion.
Fuxi, standing nearby, listened to their conversation and began planning the "First Kunlun Mountain Disciple Recruitment Ceremony".
He was overjoyed!
An opportunity! A tremendous opportunity has arrived!
He had just joined this fierce competition for favor and was struggling to find a starting point.
Isn't this like someone bringing you a pillow when you're sleepy?
He immediately stepped forward, wearing the "kind uncle" smile he had practiced countless times.
"Little Lin Shen is right! It's more fun with more people!"
Fuxi said mysteriously, "Uncle may not have any other skills, but he's good at judging people!"
"When it's time to recruit apprentices, your uncle will use his magic weapon to calculate for you, and I guarantee that the ones he picks for you will be the most fun-loving and interesting playmates in the entire Primordial World!"
He waved the River Diagram and Luo Script in his hand, the meaning of which was self-evident.
He wants to use his professional skill of "Drawing Turtles" to earn the biggest "contribution points" for himself in this apprentice recruitment ceremony!
And so, Lin Shen a simple, even somewhat childish, suggestion.
Under the "over-interpretation" and "crazy imagination" of five top experts.
In an instant, it escalated into a top priority concerning the future development of Kunlun Mountain, the primordial order of the Primordial World, and even the path of the "chosen one" to grow up!
"Alright! Since everyone agrees, let's discuss how to train this disciple!"
The Master of Tongtian Jiaozhu was eager and impatient to get started.
A new dimension of "involution" storm, revolving around "how to recruit apprentices in a way that maximizes Lin Shen's favor," has begun.
In a corner of the temple, the Daoist Duobao, who was diligently sweeping the floor, listened intently to everything.
He was startled at first.
What? They're recruiting new disciples? Doesn't that threaten my position as the head disciple?
But then he thought about it again and became so excited that he trembled all over.
Recruiting new disciples means that even more and more people will come to Kunlun Mountain!
At that time, many more people will be able to witness the greatness of our junior brother!
As my junior's number one fan and self-proclaimed president of the fan club, this is absolutely fantastic news!
He wanted the entire Primordial World to know how adorable and amazing his little junior brother was!
Daoist Duobao gripped the broom tightly, his eyes blazing with fury.
He made up his mind; he would contribute his share to this apprentice recruitment ceremony!
He wanted to use his broom to sweep out the cleanest, tidiest, and brightest future for his junior brother!