I, The Herrscher Slayer (Up to Volume 6, Chapter 457)
Chapter 13

I, Herrscher Slayer

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As the food on the table was visibly disappearing, and seeing Mei sitting there, Shen Gonglin felt he couldn't favor one over the other. He picked up a soup dumpling and offered it to Mei. The girl's heart fluttered. Speak of the devil, but what should I do now…

What should I do?

Chapter Forty-Eight: The Baozi Problem

Mei's cheeks slowly flushed as she could almost hear the whispers of those around them. While she had fed Kiana before, being fed by someone else was still a bit much for her. Moreover, Shen Gonglin was a boy. In such a public setting, would others misunderstand if she accepted?

Unlike Kiana's personality, Mei was more like a reserved young lady. If she ate the food Shen Gonglin offered now, people would surely think she and Shen Gonglin were close. Although their relationship wasn't bad, exactly... But... if she refused, wouldn't Shen Gonglin lose face? Since he was a boy, she should probably accept for that reason alone.

"Okay, then I..."

Just as Mei was about to open her mouth, Kiana, agile as a white bear, snatched the soup dumpling and swallowed it before Mei could. The girl cupped her cheeks, chewed, and swallowed the dumpling. She could easily eat these soup dumplings in one bite. After finishing, she affectionately hugged Mei's neck and stuck out her tongue at Shen Gonglin.

"Idiot, didn't you see Mei was already hesitant? You really don't understand Mei. She usually eats very little for breakfast. Don't cause trouble for others, idiot. Mei, isn't that right? See how good I am to you? I'm not even afraid of getting fat for you!"

With a good appetite that morning, Kiana showed off her affection for Shen Gonglin in this way after eating her fill. No one in the world understood Mei better than she did. A silly deer like Shen Gonglin understood nothing. One had to be considerate when dealing with girls. Mei must have been forcing herself just now. With her here, how could she let Mei be troubled?

This girl… is probably the cancer of Earth. Is she happy that she ate the soup dumpling that belonged to me? And she's still shamelessly hugging me. When should I deal with her?

From an angle Kiana couldn't see, Mei looked at Kiana with a terrifying gaze. The girl concealed it well, and no one noticed her expression, not even the keenly perceptive Fu Hua. She just takes what belongs to her bit by bit like this… Heh.

"You ate too little. Eat more, don't be afraid. Mei, you've already gained weight in all the right places. Here, have one. I specifically saved this one for you. Even though it's been bitten, don't mind it."

Being intercepted by Kiana again during the feeding, Shen Gonglin actually enjoyed feeding beautiful girls. Plus, he really couldn't eat any more. So, Shen Gonglin once again held a soup dumpling and offered it to Mei. Besides, what he said wasn't wrong; Mei was so slender, and all her weight was in the right places.

"Tsk, I told you Mei wouldn't eat it, and I had to do it... Ouch!"

"Thank you, it's delicious."

Kiana frowned, preparing to reluctantly intervene again. But this time, how could Mei let this bug get her way? She pushed Kiana away and opened her mouth happily. Compared to the cancer of Earth, Shen Gonglin was simply an angel. Her gloomy mood instantly brightened. Why didn't I realize the soup dumplings here were so delicious before? It seems I can't just cook in the dorms anymore; I should come to the restaurant more often when I have time.

Mei's mood improved, and even Kiana seemed more pleasing to her eyes. This girl wasn't intentional just now, was she? I'll let her continue to live.

"Shen Gonglin, Bronya wants to eat too."

Bronya, who had been watching everyone's actions, suddenly tugged on Shen Gonglin's sleeve. The class monitor, Mei, and even Kiana all had one, but she hadn't eaten any. Judging by Sister Mei's expression, it must be very delicious. Bronya wanted to eat it too.

"Uh... but there are none left. Bronya, do you want to try that big leek-filled bun? I wanted to eat it earlier but didn't get one. Why don't you try it, Bronya?"

Shen Gonglin pointed to the large buns that had just come out of the steamer. Why eat soup dumplings all day? Bronya already had two soup dumplings; she should be eating the big buns. Like how the class monitor eating toast was terrifying, it felt like Fu Hua should be the one eating soup dumplings. For someone like Bronya with future potential, she could be motivated by eating big buns.

Fu Hua, who was eating a sandwich, froze. She felt like she had been inexplicably offended. This feeling had occurred frequently since she met Shen Gonglin. It shouldn't be her imagination, right?

"No, Bronya wants to eat soup dumplings."

"Tsk... Then how about this, I'll go ask another table for one?"

"No, Bronya wants to eat from that same batch."

Now Shen Gonglin was in a difficult position. Why had this emotionless loli become so difficult? There were none left. Bronya had learned to be unreasonable. Why learn the bad things and not the good?

This is the only time of day I'm happiest. Manga, yay! Snacks, yay!

In the St. Freya Academy Headmaster's office, Theresa looked at the snacks and manga on her desk with a satisfied smile. Yesterday, Shen Gonglin had cleared out all her stock, and Theresa, due to her position as Headmaster, couldn't say anything. She had never suffered such grievances since becoming the Headmaster of St. Freya Academy. Fortunately, she had now fully replenished her supplies.

Indeed, only in this environment could she relax and feel at ease. How could a mere Shen Gonglin affect her mood? What did it matter if you took them away?

Whether it was manga or snacks, this Headmaster could replace them all!

Happily, she lay on her desk, her fair legs swinging beneath her nun's dress. This office was her small sanctuary. Shen Gonglin, Kiana, Headmaster's work – none of it was as important as reading manga. Why was this manga so good?

Biting open a bag of potato chips with her cherry-red lips, Theresa munched on chips and enjoyed her snacks. As expected, as long as the appearance is that of a loli, they are definitely loli. Who would know that she was actually a pseudo-loli in her forties? An old cucumber painted green.

"Auntie, we're here again."

Just as Theresa was indulging in her leisurely life, a cheerful voice rang out from outside the door. Hearing this voice, Theresa sprang up from the desk like a startled bird. Why is that silly deer here now? Tidy up, for the Headmaster's dignity, hurry and tidy up!

Chapter Forty-Nine: The Sweep

Pushing the door open without hesitation, Shen Gonglin took the lead. Like Kiana, this guy never had the concept of knocking. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Theresa sitting upright in the office chair. His keen sixth sense told him something was amiss here. What could it be?

"Kiana, I should have told you several times to knock before entering... Eh? Are you Shen Gonglin?"

Quickly tidying up all the snacks and manga books, Theresa was practiced in this regard. If necessary, she could even tear the manga into pieces that were indistinguishable to the naked eye. After handling everything, the Headmaster crossed her arms and scolded Kiana. This idiot wasn't like her mother at all; couldn't she be a little more demure? But when Theresa looked up, she realized it wasn't Kiana in front of her. However, she had a strong impression of the clothes. Shen Gonglin looked perfectly natural wearing Kiana's clothes.

"Good morning, Headmaster. The Headmaster is still very cute today."

When they came earlier, Mei had secretly told Shen Gonglin to say nice things when he saw Theresa. So, Shen Gonglin immediately complimented Theresa upon meeting her. Besides, it wasn't a lie; Theresa did look very cute.

"Don't call people older than you cute, Shen Gonglin. You need to show me some respect. You're all here. Coincidentally, I was going to call you over... Shen Gonglin, don't touch my head!"

Jumping down from her chair, Theresa carefully observed Shen Gonglin. He looked much cuter now than he did yesterday in his hospital gown. It really was true that clothes make the man. Looking at him wearing Kiana's clothes was like having another cute niece. She really wanted to pat his head.

However, before Theresa could act, Shen Gonglin made the first move. After all, a cute white-haired loli twirling around in front of you, any normal person would be tempted to reach out. Even Shen Gonglin, who wasn't a loli-con, couldn't resist reaching out to pet her. It felt like petting a cat, and Shen Gonglin's technique was quite skilled. Theresa subconsciously wanted to stretch her neck for him to scratch her chin, but her dignity as Headmaster forced her to pull back at the last moment. Theresa took half a step back and bared her teeth at Shen Gonglin.

What are you doing, casually patting my head? Do you still respect me as the Headmaster?

"But weren't you quite comfortable? Look, Kiana cooperates well when I pat her head. Kiana, bring your head over."

Shen Gonglin looked at his hand. The head of this loli Headmaster felt quite good, and she seemed to enjoy it just now. Why was she resisting so much? Shen Gonglin turned to look at Kiana. They were both white-haired, and they were even related. Their heads should feel similar.

"Oh, here you go... Hey! What are you saying so casually? I'm not letting you pat my head, don't even think about it!"

Subconsciously lowering her head, Kiana immediately protested as she felt the strange gazes of those around her. Shen Gonglin was too good at manipulating people. It was as if she had let him pat her head before, but in reality, he had been patted by her several times, both when he was unconscious and when he was sleeping last night. Kiana hadn't been idle with him.

"Tsk, then Bronya, come here and let me see... No, let me touch."

Shen Gonglin set his sights on Bronya again, but the silent loli had already hidden behind the class monitor a step ahead. Tsk, her hair was so fun, why wouldn't she let me play with it? Why is Bronya so stingy? It's precisely because she's stingy that her mind is so... It seems I shouldn't call her small, after all, in this room, she maintained a middle position. She's at least bigger than the two women. Bronya is actually at an intermediate level, this is very problematic.

His gaze drifted past Theresa and the class monitor Fu Hua. Bronya was indeed stronger than both of them. How sad and yet how true this was.

Heh heh, Shen Gonglin skipped himself again. First Kiana, then Bronya. Just you wait, once I get stronger, I'll kill you both... Eh, eh, eh, why do I have such a thought? This shouldn't be happening. Could it be because I saw that book before bed last night?

Looking at Shen Gonglin and Bronya circling around in front of her, Mei clenched her fist, and such a thought appeared in her mind. Even though the girl who had woken up felt a moment of surprise at the thoughts in her mind just now, it seemed she couldn't read those messy things before bed anymore. This was very problematic... But why did Shen Gonglin skip her? She clearly wouldn't refuse.

The girl with long black-purple hair pondered for a moment. Did she give Shen Gonglin a serious and reserved impression? Should she adjust her image?

"Alright, alright, stop messing around. What do you need me for? Don't fool around in the office!"

Seeing Shen Gonglin darting around the office, Theresa quickly stopped him. This was the solemn and dignified Headmaster's office. What would it look like if he messed around like this? This child was a bit like Kiana, both had personalities that couldn't stop once they started messing around.

"It's nothing major, it's about Shen Gonglin's accommodation. Headmaster, you know he's a boy. It's fine for him to sleep in our dorm for a short while, but it's really problematic to have him sleep on the sofa all the time. So, we came to see if you have any solutions, and if you could give Shen Gonglin a separate dorm room?"

Mei stepped forward and explained their purpose. It was manageable for one day, but it definitely wouldn't work in the long run. Mei was sure she was fine, but she wasn't the only one in the dorm. What if Kiana, Bronya, or the class monitor couldn't resist and "dealt with" Shen Gonglin in the living room one night? Or what if Shen Gonglin secretly sneaked into one of their dorms?

So, this was a serious problem that needed to be resolved as soon as possible.

This guy always liked to skip me, so I had to plan ahead. I still have a slight advantage now, but if Teacher Himeko returns, my advantage will be completely gone. After all, how can a young girl compare to a mature woman?

"Oh, so it's about this issue. Don't worry, I've already thought of what to do. Shen Gonglin's separate dorm is being approved... But, before that, Shen Gonglin and Kiana, I, the Headmaster, have a mission for you. After completing it, Shen Gonglin, you'll have your own exclusive dorm."

Hugging her arms with great presence, Theresa looked at Shen Gonglin, but this glance made her panic again. What was Shen Gonglin holding in his hand?

What brat is this? How did he find it when I hid it so well!

Chapter 50: Pack Up and Go on a Mission

My intuition was correct. There was indeed food in this drawer. As expected of the Headmaster. This drawer automatically grew snacks, and it even thoughtfully opened the bag for me. Theresa is amazing. Although she looks like a little loli, Theresa's image in Shen Gonglin's mind kept growing, not for any other reason than this drawer that automatically grew snacks and manga!

Following his instincts, Shen Gonglin opened the Headmaster's desk drawer. This guy had no idea what courtesy was. He happily took out the chips and manga Theresa had hidden from the drawer. This is truly a wonderful world, where chips and manga can grow in drawers. It would be even better if there were drinks.

"Theresa, you're amazing. I took them yesterday, and there's food here again today. This must be from the disobedient students you confiscated, right? Since it's just sitting here, I'll help you eat it all. You're welcome."

Sitting in Theresa's chair and eating her snacks, Shen Gonglin gave her a sympathetic smile when he felt the white-haired loli's crumbling gaze. After all, she said yesterday that she didn't like eating this kind of thing, so Shen Gonglin naturally had to help her solve it. After all, he was a good person, no matter what. Anyone who knows Shen Gonglin knows he's kind-hearted.

"Then, then, you're really kind, Shen Gonglin. Thank you so much."

Her small fists clenched tightly. Although she was about to cry, she still had to maintain a smile on her face. Calm down, stay calm. This is what the adult world has to bear. Aren't adults all crying inwardly while showing a smile outwardly? I am the Headmaster of St. Freya, I can't cry out of cowardice.

The white-haired loli had a strong heart. She turned her head away and didn't look at Shen Gonglin. At the same time, she vowed in her heart that she would never hide snacks in Shen Gonglin's office again. This guy has the drive of a mischievous child and the destructive power of a husky. I had already put it in the deepest part of the drawer, why was it still found by Shen Gonglin!

This Headmaster must be working hard.

Mei looked at Theresa's tightly clenched small fists and couldn't help but worry. What if the Headmaster couldn't hold back and smashed Shen Gonglin with her cross... No, what if she got angry herself? The one who should be worried about is the Headmaster! After clarifying the main and secondary issues, Mei took the initiative to change the subject. After all, if Theresa kept watching Shen Gonglin crunching on chips, she was afraid she would really cry.

Actually, they weren't unaware that Theresa liked to hide snacks, but they pretended not to know in order to maintain the Headmaster's dignity. Who would have thought Shen Gonglin would appear? Judging by his appearance, he probably thought he had done a good deed.

"Headmaster, you just said you had a mission for Kiana and Shen Gonglin. What is it?"

Mei spoke up to change the subject, as she was the most suitable person to do so. The class monitor and Bronya would only watch, and Kiana was already eager to eat with Shen Gonglin. Please, you silly deer, can't you see your aunt is about to cry over there? Shen Gonglin is bullying a loli, don't join in the fun. After all, that's your aunt.

"That's right, I want to ask too. It's fine for me, but why does Shen Gonglin also have a mission? This guy will only get in the way, and I might even have to distract myself to protect him."

Seeing Shen Gonglin happily eating, Kiana also wanted to join the fun. Why hadn't she noticed that her aunt's office had snacks before? Fortunately, she had just finished breakfast not long ago, and her mind wasn't completely occupied by food yet. Hearing Mei's words, Kiana couldn't help but be curious. Shen Gonglin had only woken up not long ago, so why did he have a mission?

Hearing Kiana say this, Fu Hua pushed up the glasses she had put on at some point. As someone who had fought with Shen Gonglin, she had the most say in this matter. If we don't consider stamina and physique, Shen Gonglin could easily deal with Kiana. Moreover, he had now completely mastered Mindful Essence. I really don't know where Kiana got the confidence to say such a thing.

Don't forget who taught him!

Of course, Shen Gonglin had not experienced life-and-death battles. If it were just a spar, he could probably suppress Kiana. But if it were a real life-and-death struggle, it would be unknown who would win or lose.

"It's precisely because of this that Kiana, you are assigned to accompany and guard. Grandfather... The Bishop's order is for you, Kiana, and Shen Gonglin to report to headquarters. I don't understand the specifics of what it is. This is the mission assigned to you two. When you return, Shen Gonglin's single dorm will probably be completed. Kiana, Shen Gonglin, this is your mission, do you understand?"

This guy was still eating there. Another bag of her hard-earned snacks was eaten by him. Theresa couldn't help but grind her teeth when she looked at Shen Gonglin. This guy had already swept her office twice since waking up for two days. He was even more troublesome than Kiana. Her initial guess was correct. Shen Gonglin would only cause trouble for her. It was better to send him and Kiana out on a mission. Anyone who dared to touch her snacks would die!

"Understood, Auntie, don't worry. I will definitely carry out the mission properly and guarantee it will be foolproof!"

Finally, I can go out and explore the academy! Kiana stood up straight and promised Theresa. This girl was as restless as Shen Gonglin. Staying in the academy for so long had almost driven her crazy. Going out on a mission was a good way to relax. It had been a long time since she had exercised, and she felt like her body was rusting. Moreover, if she completed more missions, wouldn't she be able to quickly become an A-rank Valkyrie? As long as she reached A-rank Valkyrie, Auntie would also tell her her smelly dad's whereabouts.

"Alright then, Kiana, you and Shen Gonglin pack up and get ready to depart... Hey! Shen Gonglin, aren't you listening to what I'm saying? Hurry up and get ready, and obediently follow Kiana, do you hear me?"

This guy actually finished eating. Seeing Shen Gonglin tilt his head back and finish the last bit of residue, Theresa felt her heart break. Whoever it is, please take this guy away quickly! Every time he comes, my heart aches. Does he really treat this place as a buffet? He doesn't even leave a single crumb for me. Doesn't his conscience hurt?

"Huh? I don't have anything to pack... Then how about this, Kiana, take this manga with you. This is my luggage."

Under Theresa's increasingly dazed gaze, Shen Gonglin handed the manga to Kiana. The Headmaster, being such a mature loli, probably wouldn't like such things either, right? Let's go, let's go, take it away.

Chapter 51: Master's Blessing

"The world outside, here I come!"

At the entrance of St. Freya Academy, Kiana shouted with great energy, raising her hands. This girl was always so full of energy. It was indeed a bit difficult for her to stay in the academy for such a long time, so Kiana was very enthusiastic about this mission. Even if she had to bring Shen Gonglin, the dead weight, it was completely fine. She needed to get some fresh air. She believed this would definitely be a perfect journey.

Then, the young lady of the Kaslana family waited at the school entrance for a full half hour. From being full of energy to almost being roasted by the heat, Kiana stuck out her tongue and looked towards the academy. What's going on? Didn't we agree to gather at the school entrance after packing? Where did Shen Gonglin go? Was I stood up?

And just as Kiana's patience was running out, Shen Gonglin's figure finally arrived late. Kiana gritted her teeth and looked at Shen Gonglin. I knew why this guy was so slow. It turns out he was carrying so many things. Did Mei pack all this for him? It felt like she was moving out of the dormitory.

"This is the facial cleanser for the morning, this is for the night, and this is pajamas. The lunchbox has the bento I made for you. To prevent Kiana from stealing food, I made it extra large. This is the game console Bronya prepared for you, which you can use to pass the time while traveling. And these are the change of clothes, I've put them all in the bag for you, they are all very useful things."

Mei introduced the contents of the backpack she was holding to Shen Gonglin. Really, the Headmaster gave the mission too hastily, without giving me any time to prepare. If I'm in such a hurry now, I'm sure I'll forget something. Think quickly, is there anything else I haven't brought for Shen Gonglin?

"Mei, you don't have to go to so much trouble. It's just a trip, not to some uninhabited place. So I think the survival bracelet and portable paper pot are unnecessary. Besides, I can't carry so much even if you bring it."

Shen Gonglin was also helpless. As soon as they left the Headmaster's office, Mei went to the supermarket in the academy by herself. When she came back, she had prepared so much luggage for him. Putting aside whether it was useful or not, just looking at the size of this backpack, Shen Gonglin was a little scared. If he carried this, let alone going to Schicksal headquarters, Shen Gonglin felt he would be exhausted before even leaving St. Freya. What did Mei think he was going to do?

"Ah? It seems... it is indeed a bit too much? It's okay, Kiana can carry it. She can definitely carry these things. These are all daily necessities. Only by bringing these things can I be at ease. Really, why did the Headmaster only choose you two to go on the mission... How about this, Shen Gong, you and Kiana wait here for a moment, I'll go beg the Headmaster and see if I can join this mission too?"

Shen Gonglin's comment made Mei suddenly remember that the backpack she prepared for him seemed a bit too large. Given Shen Gonglin's delicate physique, he wouldn't be able to carry it for long. This was a job for the ever-reliable Kiana. Her physical condition was far superior to Shen Gonglin's. Even so, Mei couldn't relax. Letting Shen Gonglin and Kiana go on a mission together was a terrible idea; she had to go with them.

It wasn't Mei's fault. After all, Kiana and Shen Gonglin were both handfuls on their own. If the two of them were together, it would be a disaster.

"Mei, calm down. It's just a trip to headquarters. The journey will be very safe. You don't need to worry so much."

Fu Hua pulled Mei aside with a helpless sigh. If headquarters had regulations on the number of people for a mission, they must have their reasons. Even if Mei pleaded with Theresa, it would be useless. This girl was just too worried about the two of them. Her concern was clouding her judgment. Even if Shen Gonglin lacked experience, Kiana was there. Before Kiana came to Senba Academy, she had been wandering alone. Although Kiana seemed like a naive airhead now, she was actually quite reliable... well, under specific circumstances, probably.

"But... Oh, right, Shen Gonglin, have you finished charging? Will you be okay going out with Kiana, or will you faint like last time?"

Even with Fu Hua's words, Mei couldn't rest easy. There was still this issue. If she wasn't there to charge Shen Gonglin, what would happen if he lost mobility again? He felt like an electric toy; how could she not charge him herself?

"It's fine. Last time, I just expended too much energy all at once. I can recover on my own, and that won't happen again. However, Mei, it would be best if you could charge me again... that way, there will be no mistakes."

Reaching out, Shen Gonglin hugged the girl in front of him, ready to go. Now, he just had to wait for Bronya... no, Kiana, to come and get his luggage.

"Shen... Gong... Lin! Let go of Mei this instant! Let go of that girl!"

As soon as Bronya, or rather, "grasshopper," was mentioned, she arrived. Sensing the rushing wind behind him, Shen Gonglin dodged before Kiana could attack. Seeing Shen Gonglin hugging Mei, Kiana's anger flared, and she rushed over. He had hugged Mei before she could, and she wouldn't stand for it. She wanted to hug Mei too!

Mei looked rather pitiful. Watching Mei being held tightly by Kiana, Fu Hua shook her head. Then, she turned her gaze to Shen Gonglin. Mei had said her piece, and Fu Hua also had some advice for Shen Gonglin, hoping he would remember it.

"Shen Gonglin, although your Mindful Essence has reached great completion... you've basically grasped the basics. During this period when I'm not by your side, you must continue to train diligently without any slack. I've said it before, the sword heart needs constant tempering to ensure it's always at its peak. Also, if your physical condition allows during the journey, you can try carrying the luggage. Consider it as early physical training. Improving your physique will make learning Form Resonance twice as effective for you, Shen Gonglin."

Like a master admonishing a disciple setting off on a long journey, Fu Hua earnestly instructed Shen Gonglin. However, the boy was nodding his head so much that it was unclear if he was actually listening. Training his body? Did he have to train himself into some burly man strong enough to ride a horse on his arm? Practicing Mindful Essence was fine; it wasn't tiring anyway... But none of that mattered. What was important was... the disciple was about to embark on a journey, and shouldn't the master offer a blessing?

"Okay, I'll remember. Class monitor, you should stay here at the academy. When I get back, I want a different reward."

Without giving Fu Hua time to react, Shen Gonglin reached out and hugged her, just as he had Mei earlier. Speaking of which, hugging the class monitor wasn't as comfortable as hugging Mei.

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