Disclaimer: My writing style tends toward seriousness, because I'm a serious and conscientious person in real life. Even starving to death wouldn't change that. Except in bed.
Sorry, there's nowhere here for you to store your brains either, because I simply can't write without boobs.
Hehehe. The main story begins.
Konoha Year 80, July 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Beneath Konoha, Forbidden Ground.
A tall, upright man in a black God Robe stood before a coffin. Beneath his shoulder-length loose hair, the Uchiha fan crest was especially conspicuous.
The Konoha guard hanging from his hand rasped, "Uchiha Chen, do you know who's inside that coffin?!"
"I do. Uchiha Madara~."
"So, you want to become the public enemy of the entire ninja world?! Lord Hokage won't let you get away with this!"
"Fuck off!"
Bzzzt! Scarlet light flashed through Chen's Sharingan. The powerful mental shock immediately knocked the Anbu unconscious.
Chen casually tossed him into the corridor behind him, among the fallen Anbu.
With one hand resting on the coffin before him, a complicated light flickered in his eyes.
"Seven years... In the end, I still came to this step..."
Chen was a transmigrator, and he had transmigrated into this world as a fetus.
In Konoha Year 48, he was born in the Land of Lightning.
His parents had been descendants of the Uchiha Clan responsible for guarding the Chinoike Clan's forbidden ground in the Land of Lightning. Later, they concealed their identities to escape disaster and became a civilian couple.
This couple had been fated to remain childless, but Chen's fate came with a brother.
Two years after Chen was born, his younger brother Jin was born as well.
The brothers awakened their Mangekyō Sharingan very early. Their relationship was like Madara and Izuna's in the past—the elder brother caring for the younger, and the younger respecting the elder.
As a transmigrator, Chen knew that enormous changes would occur in the ninja world by the time of Boruto: Naruto Next Generations. Thus, with his younger brother's help, he had begun making plans for the future long ago.
That had been the original plan, built around a powerful alliance between the Chen-Jin brothers and Naruto and Sasuke.
After the Fourth Great Ninja War ended, Chen officially stepped out from behind the scenes. He laid out the stakes to Konoha under Naruto's leadership, hoping to change the fate in which Naruto and Sasuke would become second-string players in the original timeline.
Unfortunately, things went against his wishes. His claims were not believed; instead, he was viewed as a dangerous man spreading absurd rumors to mislead the public.
Until seven years ago, when his younger brother Jin died unexpectedly. Chen transplanted Jin's eyes, inherited his ocular techniques, and, upon awakening the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, developed brand-new ocular techniques. Those eyes contained six rare ocular techniques in total.
They were—[Amaterasu-no-Mikoto], [Mizuha], [Omodaru], [Haniyasu], [Toyomiketsunomikoto], and [Twin Flowers].
Well, counting the not-so-rare [Susanoo], Chen's eyes could use seven great ocular techniques in total.
More terrifying than their quantity was the quality of those ocular techniques.
Those peerless eyes, which contained rare ocular techniques, let Chen see the possibility of breaking that future even without going through Naruto and Sasuke.
He adjusted the plan he had made when acting together with his younger brother.
Finally, today, Chen resolved to take the crucial step in his new plan—use Impure World Reincarnation to revive Uchiha Madara, then recruit Madara and another Impure World Reincarnation who had already been persuaded as his right- and left-hand men!
"Naruto, Sasuke, I won't stand still and wait for you anymore."
"From here on out, either keep up with me—or be left far behind!"
Bzzzt! The Three Tomoe in Chen's eyes spun, blooming into exquisite patterns. They were a pair of breathtaking Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan!
Whoosh! A Black Vortex released from his right eye swallowed Chen and the coffin he was holding at once!
7:38 p.m.
Inside the stone chamber of a mountain cave Chen had prepared before the operation.
The walls and ceiling were covered in forbidden jutsu talismans.
At the center of the enormous casting formula on the ground stood a White Zetsu who should not have existed in this world!
The ice crystals encasing the White Zetsu gradually faded along with the flickering light in Chen's right eye.
The White Zetsu's frozen yellowish-brown eyes regained their clarity. After looking around, he saw Chen's face!
His severed memories instantly linked back together.
"You, it's you... I remember you were clearly a short-haired brat! How did you become a long-haired drifter like Madara in the blink of an eye?!"
Near the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War, the White Zetsu died one after another when the Infinite Tsukuyomi was released.
Using his unique ocular technique, [Omodaru], Chen froze time itself, preserving some White Zetsu for future emergencies.
The one before him was one of them.
"I'm impressed you recognized me at a glance~."
"How could I not recognize you?! You look like the child Madara and Senju Hashirama had together!"
Chen smiled. "That's certainly an unusual way to put it~. I've never known how to describe my own looks."
"Quit the nonsense! What's going on here?! How did you suddenly grow up?!"
"I froze your time with an ocular technique. To you, it was probably no more than a fleeting thought, but fifteen years have actually passed."
If you like this book, remember to add it to your bookshelf so you won't have trouble finding it next time.
"Fifteen years...? You're saying fifteen years have already passed? What about the war?"
"The war has ended. You should have died with your companions when the Infinite Tsukuyomi was released. Because of me, you can stand here and breathe the air of fifteen years later!"
"However, you'll soon enter Eternal Slumber."
Chen turned back to look at the upright coffin behind him. A special talisman was pasted at its center.
This was the [Sealing Spell of the Coffin], a protective measure personally set up by Sasuke, who had originally suggested preserving Uchiha Madara's corpse to Naruto.
This talisman was exceedingly overbearing. If anyone other than its caster tore it off, not only would the remains inside the coffin be immediately destroyed, but it would also activate a spatial casting formula inscribed with the Rinnegan, bringing its creator here personally to mete out punishment!
—Amaterasu-no-Mikoto!
Bzzzt. Chen's right eye focused on the talisman. With a flash, the talisman immediately dissipated into black specks of light. The corpse-destruction technique and spatial teleportation technique were both completely annihilated at their source along with the talisman, rendered useless.
Amaterasu-no-Mikoto could directly annihilate external objects without souls, phenomena caused by Chakra, and even "casting formulas" transformed through a medium.
Put simply, it could directly annihilate anything other than living beings.
Creak. The coffin lid opened, revealing Madara's remains.
White Zetsu stared at Madara's remains in shock for a long time. Then he examined the casting formula surrounding him, and the more he looked, the more something felt wrong.
"Why does this casting formula look so familiar?! Hey! You're not going to use me as the living sacrifice to revive Madara with Impure World Reincarnation, are you?! Like that bastard Orochimaru did back then, using us to revive the Hokage with Impure World Reincarnation!"
"Smart~."
Chen sliced across Madara's shoulder with a kunai, then flung it into the Impure World Reincarnation formation with a clang!
After closing the coffin again, Chen pressed one hand against its lid. Both his eyes trembled with the light of ocular techniques.
After about ten seconds of crackling, the coffin was sealed in ice. As a cloud of frost dispersed, it vanished.
White Zetsu said, "Fine, so I never had a choice, did I?"
Chen's hands rapidly formed seals. At the same time, his left eye, concealed beneath his bangs, released a vermilion glow!
—Mizuha!
Mizuha was the god of irrigation water in mythology. As an ocular technique, it could cause any technique used alongside it to produce "excessive returns"!
White Zetsu cursed before his death, "Aaaaah! You damned bastard! I curse you to never get a wife in your life, and if you do get one, she'll be just like me—with no asshole!"
"Sorry, I have a wife!"
And my wife... has all six eyes!
(Don't misunderstand the "six eyes" here. It doesn't mean she has six Sharingan or anything. It echoes White Zetsu's words. That's all I'll say—figure it out yourselves, ahem.)
—Mizuha: Impure World Reincarnation!
"Uaaaaargh!" A storm suddenly rose in the dark cave as White Zetsu was buried beneath dust amid his screams.
The dust solidified into the figure of a burly man, with wild long hair cascading down.
His torso was bare, and he wore only a pair of black trousers. Dust formed a white face upon his chest.
It was the face of Senju Hashirama, his former close friend and rival!
After that face solidified as well, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, Hashirama's distinctive Sage Mode markings appeared upon it.
The man's eyes remained shut as the cracks on his face were filled with dust. Suddenly, his black hair flew upward... The Rinnegan, which had vanished when Kaguya was sealed all those years ago, was perfectly restored within his eye sockets by this Impure World Reincarnation!
Uchiha Madara had returned!
Boom! The instant Madara opened his eyes, a blast of air swept through the stone chamber, making the talismans stuck to the walls rustle violently.
Before that domineering aura, Chen remained as calm as a spring breeze, not even blinking.
He said nothing, thoughtfully allowing Lord Madara to first adjust to the situation and get up to speed with the present.
Madara looked down at his mottled palm, and his brows could not help but furrow.
"What is this? Impure World Reincarnation again? What are Naruto and Sasuke doing, letting another rat like Kabuto appear in the ninja wor—"
"Hmm?" His words caught in his throat because he saw a pair of scarlet-glowing eyes in the darkness!
Then came the outline around those eyes—the Uchiha Clan's signature flame-shaped hair, and it was long hair!
"Those eyes... a compound floral pattern. Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan?"
After a brief moment of surprise, Madara's gaze gradually darkened.
"Looks like you're not one of those rats who enjoy hiding behind the scenes. There's another Uchiha survivor besides Sasuke? That surprises me. Young one, state your name!"
"My name is Uchiha Chen. It is an honor to meet you, Uchiha Madara."
"Chen, is it?" Madara stared at Chen's left eye, faintly visible beneath his bangs. "Your left eye bears traces of having just used an ocular technique. You used it in tandem with the Impure World Reincarnation, didn't you? Speak. What did you do to my body?"
Chen answered concisely, "Aside from the Ten-Tails' power, your peak condition has been restored in this body."
Madara pondered slightly, lowering his head to inspect Hashirama's Sage Mode face on his chest before touching his own eyes.
When Madara looked at Chen again, his gaze became somewhat subtle.
He crossed his arms and said faintly, "Leaving Hashirama's Senjutsu aside, you actually preserved my Rinnegan's true, genuine ocular power in an Impure World Reincarnation body. It seems you possess not only a pair of 'good eyes,' but also considerable nerve!"
Without giving Chen a chance to explain, Madara's right Rinnegan fixed on him in an instant!
Lie down first. Then I'll slowly interrogate your motives!
—Limbo: Border Jail!
If you like this book, remember to add it to your bookshelf so you won't have trouble finding it next time.
Before you continue